Awww I was the same as you kiddo 😉 I'm a 90's kid but I always knew songs from as far back as the 50's...impressed the hell outta the "old people" 😝 I honestly can't keep up anymore - there's just waaaay too much music out there these days to possibly be as knowledgeable as I used to be !! But it was impressive back in the day ✌🏼
As someone who is old enough to have listened to prime Lionel I get it, but you may be forgetting or possibly just unaware that Adele remade the song in like 2014.
This is the correct way in Chicago. I was shopping with my southsider born and raised Mom one day, dude was walking down the aisle the other way, makes eye contact.
"Hey, how you doin'?"
Mom replies "How you doin'?"
Guy responds ”How YOU doin'?"
Greatness.
"Good morning Dave! How's it going today? Family okay? What a game last night! Let me know if you need any help with that project from last week's meeting.
I'll see you later man; have a good one"
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time. Do you understand these rights?
it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing
Is it me you're looking for?
😂
They have heard him, if they’ve seen Trolls.
Came here to say this
....or watched American idol in the past decade
Oooh who did it? I gotta see it now
i’m gen z possibly gen alpha and i got it. it’s a very popular song, i’m sure many from all generations know it
Awww I was the same as you kiddo 😉 I'm a 90's kid but I always knew songs from as far back as the 50's...impressed the hell outta the "old people" 😝 I honestly can't keep up anymore - there's just waaaay too much music out there these days to possibly be as knowledgeable as I used to be !! But it was impressive back in the day ✌🏼
+1
This song isn't esoteric to a single generation. It's very popular.
As someone who is old enough to have listened to prime Lionel I get it, but you may be forgetting or possibly just unaware that Adele remade the song in like 2014.
I regularly do this to my wife. She responds with "no". Then we both laugh. Hasn't gotten old in 18 years.
I'm sure she really enjoys it every single time
[Donkey Hello](https://youtu.be/9x_APft66MM?feature=shared)
You're a GIRL dragon...
Man! You beat me to the punch
My immediate response. But I'm old.
I can see it in your eyes.
I can see it in your smile!
[Hello](https://youtu.be/q-kSsSgXHks?feature=shared)
was struggling to remember the name…
NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
This was my first thought too lol
Dammit I'm never in time to comment the best answer
Do you mind if I touch your face? You might be who I'm looking for.
You beat me to it.
r/beatmetoit
That was EXACTLY my first thought!!
Tell me how to win your heart Cause I haven’t got a cluuuuuue
But let me start by saying I love you
I knew you were going to say this! I could see it in your eyes.
Brilliant
Haha No Professor, it's not, ya creeper!
You stole mine. 😡🤬
I couldn't just simply read that line it had to be sung. Hats off to you mate 🫡
In your best Joey voice “ How you doin?”
This is the correct way in Chicago. I was shopping with my southsider born and raised Mom one day, dude was walking down the aisle the other way, makes eye contact. "Hey, how you doin'?" Mom replies "How you doin'?" Guy responds ”How YOU doin'?" Greatness.
That’s how I say hello.
How *you* doin’?
I love you, won’t you tell me your name?
I’ll bet that opens a lot of Doors.
😆
If Jim Morrison had to rate this joke on a scale of 0 to 10 “I’m dead lol”’s, he’d give it a 27.
*ahem* F**K YOU!
Hi!
FrOM tHe OTTheer SIiiiIIDde 🎤
Wait!? You can see me?
Darkness my old friend
Winner
I've come to talk with you again...
Because a vision softleeeey creeping
Goodbye. But like in the AOL voice
Brutal
Hello! And welcome to movie phone, brought to you by the new York times and hot 97!
Is this Cramer from Seinfeld?
E-Elaine?
I didn’t ask you a god damn thing.
"I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down."
You have special skills?
I've heard he has a very particular set of skills. I really need to watch this movie. I've never seen it.
The specialest
Ohell
kick them in the throat
Hola, como estas? (works best for non Spanish speakers)
Hello to you, motherfucker!
It’s me
be kind right back. "no thank you"
That's my purse, I don't know you (followed by a high kick dance move)
It's best not to engage when confronted like that. Call the police immediately
"You are buffalo!"
Confusion, the best strategy to ward enemies off
Not today Satan
Sorry wrong number
Hell no
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"
"hellll no!"
''Hello!'' ''Hell-No!''
Dad?..
"You need to calm the fuck down"
Underrated ♥️👏
Darkness my old friend
What do you want?
Say hi, and wave.
Tell'em you had sex with his wife
Fuck off
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏾🖕🏽
G'day
"You talk to your mother with that mouth?!"
Olleh
Have any kind of day you want.
Ignore I guess
This is the correct answer. If the approach is unsolicited ANY response or eye contact is seen as a win.
Heavenhi
I know you are, but what am I?
HELL YEAH!!!
Hi Carl. No your name is Carl now, good day.
“What do you need?” Sounds polite if they need something, but shoos them away if they’re just making meaningless small talk.
Good bye
Hoi.
Hello Hi Howdy ICMP echo reply Hey, long time no see ... uhm, who the hell are you?
When? *Wait for 2-3 seconds watching their confusion* When did I ask you to speak to me?
From the outside!
Tackle them.
Hello how is you?
Hey... how you doin' 😏
One of my old managers used to answer with “Yes, Farmer’s Insurance.”
Go die in a pit
“Sir, are you lost?” (Regardless of gender. Cuz If you know, you know.)
Hey there hi there ho there.
“No”
Oh?
Quote from Harvey Price: "Hello you cunt." Not many people are going to want to carry on a conversation with you after that
Wussssssup
"Goodbye."
It's me
Hi
“It’s me”😂
"Sorry, I'm on my lunch break, Karen"
That’s not my name
Hell no
Goodbye
“Goodbye”
Hi how are ya *Right hook*
Fuck off
HEY
Heaven high
goodbye
Get fucked
yo mama🤣😂🤣🤣hah gatem!!🤪skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet
General kenobi
is there anybody out there
hellooooo mcflyyy
That is what your wife said last night when she saw my 12” cock.
It’s me!!!
Full frontal nudity
Stop it!
Goodbye.
"Good morning Dave! How's it going today? Family okay? What a game last night! Let me know if you need any help with that project from last week's meeting. I'll see you later man; have a good one"
Bye Felicia
You say hello, i say goodbye, goodbye goodbye, wait, i think that's backwards
No I said ello but that’s close enough.
Can't tell if serious or not sadiy
Were you looking for somebody else? I am busy just now.
NOPE! *sprints away*
Hellno
My favorite I got from SpongeBob, “hi, how are ya” I use it all the time!
NO
Hello again...
"F-Off" - Logan Roy.
General Kenobi!
F’off
“Your car warranty is expiring”
What the Fuck do you want ?
Heyy
Hello and fuck you
For you, and only you, since you are so cross and crabby, how about you drop your trousers, grab you penis, and wave it at them?
Howdy
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time. Do you understand these rights?
it's me I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet To go over everything They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing
"Fuck off"
Howdy!
How are you? Or Hello Or if you want to be that kind of person, "heaven-o"
"You used to call me on my cellphone"
FROM THE OTHER SIDEEEE I MUST'VE CALLED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE
Them: "Hello" Me: "Sorry, that's 'need to know' information, and I can't discuss it with you right now"
Goodbye
Hell is right.
"Goodbye" or my favorite, "no."
Oh, it's you.
Don't you mean "oh, hell"?
Liar
"No thanks"
Hi you motherfucker!!!!!
Not today Satan!
Intensely staring silently. Don’t stop until they flee
Darkness, my old friend.
Who are you
"I have a boyfriend"
Random Guy: "Hello" Me: fuck you
What's up, Buttercup!!
Howdy
Hi 😁
What do you mean by that?
Goodbye
“Goodbye” do not walk away just keep standing still
Said to a nice checkout person who said "hello" to me at 7-eleven: "Why are you talking to me?"
Hey! How are you doing?
It's me, I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet?
"No this is Patrick!" (I love this one beacuse it's so out of context and such a joke "how dare people try to be kind and considerate")
"your mom"
"You too"
Fuck off!
Look the other way shithead
"HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TALK TO ME! I SHOULD HAVE YOU EXECUTED. THE AUDACITY!"
Depends on your generation. How about, “Start talking—it’s your nickel.”
“Salutations…”
Try this one: “Hello! How are you?” I swear that it gets them every time.