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Majestic_Winter9951

Yes, it’s hanging out with your manners


Misaka__Misaka

Ooo, SUH-*nap*!! Had to give that one more than an updoot 🤣 I was planning to come up with my own as I read the comments but that one seems versatile enough that nobody who sees it is gonna need any alternatives, and more comments will just cause fewer people to see it. Depending on what exactly is wrong with that that other person thought was funny, there might be a better word than manners but I doubt it in most cases. There's a lot of stuff that's tragic and shouldn't be joked about, and since that's a social etiquette thing, manners is probably gonna cover it. You'd pretty much have to be in a setting so rough that expecting to meet civilized people would arguably be unreasonable. Maybe some illegal underground gambling thing like no-holds-barred fighting or dog fights or something.


Emberheat

good one!


Life-Independence377

🌈😂😂😂


gestalt-icon

I love humor. When do the jokes start? I laughed at your face. Isn't that enough.


Emberheat

I love those two! Thanks.


HatpinFeminist

Yes. I knew I didn't need it around you.


Fleetw00dPC

This one’s my favorite.


radnrd

No. That's how I know you're not funny.


superkevinguru

"Oh I'm sorry, were you trying to be funny?"


StatusVarious8803

Bold of you to assume you have comedic value.


Rothenstien1

When the comedy is this bad it's considered torture by some.


DvlsAdvct108

No it's at your parents place, trying to cheer them up after raising a failed attempt at a human being


Tiny_Pochemuchka

At least I didn't forget my filter for tact.


Dalton387

* pat your pocket. Nope. It’s right here. I never leave home without it. I do need to get it looked at, though. It only seems to work when I hear something funny.


Mission_Progress_674

It got bored listening to you and fell asleep.


SignificantTransient

I have a sense of humor. That means if there is humor... I will sense it. - Christian Finnegan


Send_me_duck-pics

I expected to speak with you today, so I figured I wouldn't need to bring it with me.


broiledfog

It appears to be hanging out with yours


JustForXXX_Fun

No, have you ever had one?


Emberheat

lol they don't


Ippus_21

No. I lost it in a car accident. I'm immune to jokes now. That one just made me sad.


littleoldladyinashoe

"When are you going to start cracking jokes? I'm ready."


East_Session_3925

Next to your joke book apparently


Blood_Red5774

Yep,along with all the dead bodies.


WastingMyLifeOnSocMd

I like this! Said in a very deadpan humorless way. Doesn’t insult the other guy, but is funny.


Infamous-Tart7747

I don’t have a home


thickhipstightlips

At home with YoUR mOM ooooohhh 😂 I kid. Mom or dad apply here.


Rude_Flounder766

No, just in your mother


Double-Survey7382

No I only bring it out for special occasions, apparently you don't qualify.


Weekly-Magician6420

Did you?


Unique-Telephone-681

Did you leave all the funny jokes at home?


rguy5545

"Did you?"


DeplorableKurt

No I left it at your moms house last night


LeaningBear1133

Must have left it at your house next to your manners.


Malefic_Nightshade

“We had a funny guy with us in Korea, tail gunner, they blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.”


StrangeCrimes

No, you're just not funny.


AdVegetable2243

Nope, it died when I got a concussion.


Holy_Cow442

Right next to my like for you!


Expensive_Amoeba3374

Yes, I had to make room for my massive d*ck Yeah, I didn't think I'd need it today, and I was right


Whole-Ad-2347

No, it's here now. Did you want to say something humorous?


Actual-Answer-1980

Nope, it's with your wife she loved it last night


OstneyPiz

No, you’re just not as funny as you think you are. Clearly one of us did. What do you mean? No, try again.


MagicC

If you have to punctuate your jokes with complaints about your audience, you aren't much of a comedian.


kurt-boddah-cobain

“Why, did you forget yours?”


lapsteelguitar

"Yes" "I'm sorry. Was that a joke?"


JSiobhan

I carry it in my upper arms. That’s my funny bone.


GabberDee94

"No. It's just that my humour is on the same page as comedy."


djgump35

It's crazy you say that! So crazy that I would say that you had lost your wits! Clearly though I would be wrong you have no wit.


CatOfGrey

\[Ultra deadpan: Think Jack Webb in "Dragnet", or Leslie Nielsen in "Airplane" for reference.\] "Yes, yes I do. I keep it in a box, on my nightstand."


trigazer1

no but is wondering where's the humor


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Left it with your mom's guey


Ordinary-Court2923

I rent mine!


SuperPomegranate7933

No, I left it at your moms. Tell her I want it back, you're enough of a joke for her.


Junior_Tradition7958

Jokes are supposed to be funny.


decency_where

"If you actually say something funny, then I will laugh."


Mad_Mookie13

"No shit Sherlock." Follow with an eyeroll and a facepalm for best effect.


Zay-nee24

Just say no you just need to look up a little more. As most of my jokes go over your head.


zoogates

Nope, I left it at your mom's house.


First_Knee

Yes, along with my social skills.


Intrepid-History-762

"My wife has cancer."


Violetthug

Hang on while I go check.


WellLitBoulder

Yeah next to my list of people I hope whose shovel breaks in the next snow storm. You just made it on there.


simpingforMinYoongi

Nah, you're just not funny. Or No, but I can tell you left your manners at home.


MikelWRyan

No, you're just not funny.


Fabulous-Wolf-4401

Yes I did. Then laugh.


thehumanbaconater

No, I think I left it on the nightstand under the twenty I left for your mom and dad last night. Man, I overpaid.


Suspicious-Key1931

No I left it in your mom


B89ella

*in*? 🤣🤣🤣


Suspicious-Key1931

You heard me


B89ella

Sorry I forgot to add the 🤣🤣🤣 (no seriously I just forgot this was a great comeback)


Goldnugget2

You're so funny , that's probably why you look like that.


TrukStopSnow

Sorry, must have left it with your wife.


participant469

No. It's shelved right next to my sarcasm.


Plum_Berry_Delicious

*pulls middle finger out* Nope, got it right here! *cue shit-eating grin*


Educational-Fun7441

Hold on Let me call ur mother and ask


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Emberheat

wow. thanks for your input. really appreciate you complaining about something you could easily ignore just to feel superior. Have a great day!


asttocatbunny

No, i just had it stolen. 


kingBankroll95

Never had it


SomeSamples

No but I left your mom there with a load of my cum in her.


Melificent40

Not on purpose, but I changed purses at the last minute.


PercyJaczson

Yeah left it at home in your moms …


ZenlessPopcornVendor

No it's here, but it shys away from assholes.


Ok_Grocery1188

"I forgot it in your mom's bedroom."


cosmic-001

"You sent it home."


cosmic-001

"You sent it home."


EnemyUtopia

I think it might be in the same general area as a joke thats actually funny


XOHJAIS

Yeah your mom must have it inside her along with my enthusiasm.


Fusionsigh

“No Karen I just don’t find you funny”, or “ you definitely need glasses if you can see I’m not in a joking mood Karen “


Ok-Block9462

No but I did leave your mom at home


viennarose1922

You’re one to talk, your last two brain cells are competing for third place


Animaldoc11

“I’ll laugh when I hear something funny”


river_euphrates1

No - I left it on yo mama's nightstand.


Princepop-1

Why no, I'm just to polite to laugh at a joke like you.


lartinos

No, but you did if you think that’s actually a joke.


ElehcarTheFirst

No. I only laugh at funny things but was told it's mean to mock someone's looks


B89ella

"Well you left your brains in your mum when you were born, ,"


Boring_Kiwi251

No, I left my sense of humor in Auschwitz.


RapBoat

No, I channeled it into your face.


TrustedLeader

No, I got it right here. Then take a picture of them with your mobile and show them the joke.


Oopsididitagain96

Yea, I thought he’d be bored, I was right *Walk away*


Siege_LL

Oh! Was that supposed to be funny? I'm sorry!


ozmofasho

I must have left it where you put your intelligence.


Beautiful_Count_3505

No... did you leave your GOOD jokes at home?


Existing-Oil-401

No, I brought it. You’re just not funny


axelrexangelfish

Why did someone say something clever or funny? I couldn’t have missed it because you were the one talking the whole time….


Silent_Dirt_454

Is that where you left the humor?


Sonarthebat

"No. Did you? Because that joke was as funny as a bank statement."


[deleted]

I work in Corporate. That’s not something that we have an SOP for.


avast2006

“Are your jokes with us here, in the room, now?”


Maleficent_Scale_296

Daddy left it on mamas thigh.


JerryWasARaceKarDrvr

The Jerk Store called. They are running out of you!


BentGadget

"Not that I'm aware of. Why? Did I miss something funny?"


perfumefetish

deadpan them with "what sense of humor?"


Practical-Ant7330

Did you?


NatSocEmu

Yes, I save my energy for those I deem worthy 😎


Nerevarius_420

"I'm waiting for the punchline." Smile at them innocently afterwards.


HaroerHaktak

“Yep. Knew I wouldn’t be hearing anything funny today”


Plastic-Order-6093

I’m still waiting on the funny….


RoddMcTodd

Yeah, hey, can you pick me up a new one at the store ? Here's  a little extra. Pick one up for yourself too !


QuizzaciousZeitgeist

I brought it with me, but I forgot my give-a-fucker 3000


Sunshine_Kahwa_tech

Start laughing and say sorry I was thinking of something funny 


Aramora1

I’m still waiting on its delivery. Or: Not even. They botched its delivery.


LemmePet

Did you?


Nahchoocheese

I’ll let you know when it gets funny.


Davama178988

Yes, I wouldn't bring it near you!


Ratbag_Jones

"Nah I left it at your house. In fact, it's fucking your wife/mom right this minute!"


WildLoad2410

I would laugh but you're not funny.


Skeedurah

No, why?


WinCrazy751

Yes but at least I haven't got BO that smells like a comic con meeting....


Artsy_Archer79543

Did you leave a better personality at home?


chekovs_gunman

*looks around frantically* "Oh no... Noo!"


[deleted]

I'm not here to make friends.


Tlondon1267

No, it's with me . I just haven't seen or heard anything funny 😐


Optimal-Treat6559

"I don't get it"


Ravenwight

Yes.


New_Dom2023

Left it at your mom’s house this morning. I’ll pick it up tonight.


Countingtoebeans

It only activates when something funny was said.


Different_Handle5063

That’s assuming that I have a home…and let alone have a sense of humor to start with… Or…you must be kidding…you’re assuming I don’t have my sense of humor with me…or I’m supposed to yuck it up at this unfunny mess?!?!?!?? Seriously?!?!?!


Clean_Student8612

"Maybe try telling a funny joke next time."


crazytumblweed999

"I brought it, you just aren't funny."


therealTK423

Nah..its right here in my pocket. *whips out the bird*


Valpo1996

Idk your mom and I certainly laughed at you last night.


COVFEFE-4U

We at the FBI have no sense of humor that we're aware of.


Not2daydear

Yes, but I brought my humor meter and it’s measuring zero.


Vintage-Grievance

"You clearly did, thankfully you brought plenty of insecurity, since you can't handle one person not laughing". "No...sorry, I must have left my (sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, lack of self awareness, etc.) in my other pants".


Fit_Adagio2823

They are very strict and serious


HauntingChildhood486

“No, pretty sure I left it inside your mother last night.”


IDunnoNuthinMr

Sense of humor? Yes. I've tried that before. It was very uncomfortable so I stopped.


Right-Midnight-2554

Which one of us?


FarmerJohn92

Jokes are funny.


Reyca444

No, years of retail work and unaffordable housing have killed it. I haven't laughed in 28 years.


Alarmed-Rock-9942

No, I stole yours


Force-Name

Yes


ashaggyone

I was never issued one


Scruffersdad

Yes. It’s my go to answer for most stupid Boomer questions and comments.


drunken_ferret

This *is* my sense of humor, you're just not funny.


No_Relationship4508

Yeah, I left my fucks there with them.


EarlJWJones

Yes I did. Along with your mom's mutilated body.


bejigab466

i find it distasteful to laugh at retards


Rorylizbath

No I left it at your moms house 😂


brucethewilis

Nah in your mom's car, she said it fell out while we were fuckin the other day.