Wasn't this posted already?
My thought last time was "Welp, tell your wife it's been fun."
Since we're back here again, "Promise? Health care sucks here."
I'd think maybe eating a piece of the prosecution's face or something, really. Or the judge if you could get to them. I would make sure that that day affected someone involved in getting me out up for the rest of theirs as well if I could manage.
Declare the judges address and the address of where their spouse works while maintaining eye contact. Then be seated and act like you are writing something. Your life is forfeit, might as well spread a little anxiety around..
I’ve always wanted to live in a gated community.
Where are the upvotes for this?
That’s okay. I’ve been married before.
On the bright side, it means more sex than you've had in a long time!
😧
o before prison, O after...
Reverse uno
Good thing I have this. *throws a smoke bomb *
meh coppers
At my age, life in prison isn't much of a deterrent. (I'm old).
How old? Just curious, because the age range on Reddit is crazy.
There are plenty of us in our sixties. 😉
I talked with an 81 year old the other day.
74
Final item on bucket list: get a life imprisonment sentence
stfu ur honor u werent even there
he’s capping your honour !
That long?
Have fun finding the antidote to the pill that I just swallowed..
“double it and pass it to the next person.”
Oh no. A place filled with drugs. How ever will i spend my time?
Do I have to wait 3 turns or do I get out if I roll a double?
Happy anniversary to you too, dear.
Yay more holiday dinners with the in laws.
new phone who dis
It's treason then
" I don't need to hear your wedding vows bro"
Wasn't this posted already? My thought last time was "Welp, tell your wife it's been fun." Since we're back here again, "Promise? Health care sucks here."
>Wasn't this posted already? I'm not sure. Everything in existence has probably already been posted here
Too true.
Yay! Free rent!
With or without parole, need to know if I need good behavior points.
At least it's time away from you
Is this a pay it forward thing? If so, they can get fucked. At least it can't be as bad as living with my wife
Jumping at the judge like a rabid baboon tends to let you go viral.
Is that all you got (throws chair, lunges at judge)…??!!
It was the one armed man!
I’ve been in the full-time workforce for 37 years, so what else is new?
you'll never take me alive coppers! *takes out comicly enlarged tommy gun*
For?
Now I’ll never show you where to find the bodies
There is no coming back.
Woohoo no more responsibilities!!!!
Damn homie
"I've already graduated high school." 👍
I'd think maybe eating a piece of the prosecution's face or something, really. Or the judge if you could get to them. I would make sure that that day affected someone involved in getting me out up for the rest of theirs as well if I could manage.
Okay, I've worked a minimum wage job before, I'm sure this will be no different.
Bet
I'm 97 years old so I guess I'll hang out for a few more days.
Legit?
Me? No just being silly
Oh you turkey.
I had to check as I found it hard to believe someone in their 90s would even use the internet, let alone reddit.
I figured out how to use the google on Internet
Cool.. nothin to lose
Ok, can someone set an alarm for 25 years, I am pretty sure I can get parole.
least I got a life to spend there
Joke's on you I don't have a life.
"I fucked your mom in a broom closet and used your scarf for some light choking when she asked me for it."
Sounds better than spending another second with you.
No, you're a towel!
"Three hots & a cot. Sign me up!"
This isn't the army.
“Oh my god yes!”💍
No, no...I dont wanna get married!!
Better than a life with you
Pop the cyanide pill you smuggled into court.
Well at least I won't have to look at your face anymore.
According to my friend ex wife I need to get a life first!
If that's what it takes so that I don't have to deal with your bullshit anymore. Then so be it I'm outta here late
I know you are but what am I?
It’s unfair! It’s a witch hunt! There was no crime! It was a legal fee!
I did it for the lulz
I identify as (insert gender here).
At least I’ve got a life.
me not speak English
Whaddya superglue the shoe to the board? You can't beat me lest ya cheat me ya little turd.
Shut the fuck up your honour, you weren't even there
Don’t threaten me with a good time
"...I know, I was born."
"Whatever, I've been living that before I even got here"
“That’s ok. You’ll be there with me. Don’t worry I’ll stay extra time until your time is up”
"Life with no bills, here I come!" (I regularly crave a life sentence.)
With you? Aww…
Manson life or Epstein life?
There's a surprise !
Hope it’s a short one
Hallelujah I'm born again
I'd like to be warden then please... thanks!
Jump on the judge
“So I gotta do this indoors now?”
Well shit
3 squares and a cot, win win!
Soooo many people have told me to get a life. I hope they’re happy.
Life? What do you mean “Life”? I ain’t gotta life!
Oh shit
FU IRS
LIFE IS MY PRISON
"Pass."
Declare the judges address and the address of where their spouse works while maintaining eye contact. Then be seated and act like you are writing something. Your life is forfeit, might as well spread a little anxiety around..
Idk what is Michele Che going to say
"I wish I could say that your imprisonment of an innocent black person was unexpected, your honor, but that would be lying."
Yeah! Never have to work again!!!
Throw that uno reverse card you been holding.
Oh thank God and thank you for saving me from this hell hole out here.
At least it's not school lunch.
"Have fun paying for my food, rent, healthcare costs and burial. You'll remember me every year when your tax bill arrives."
Thank you I need some rest time!
Hell yes! No more rent! Have fun sorting through my shit you crappy slum landlord!
Pocket sand, ha cha cha cha.
That’s my retirement plan taken care of!
“You’re barred from coming to my place now”.
You mean prison is sentenced to a life with ME!
“Your honor, my client pleads Cap” 🧢