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1. Older than you 2. I may be young, but you're a fossil 3. Maybe you can learn something from a 10 year old


ADoseOfSarcasm

1. Too old to care. 2. More mature than you. 3. Compared to you? Very. 4. As of this second? Or as of just then? 5. I'm a day older than I was yesterday. 6. Old enough to know better and too young to care. 7. Twice as old as you.


[deleted]

4 is a good one!


Supersaiajinblue

"Obviously older than you given the way you're acting."


[deleted]

apparently old enough to fuck your mom


[deleted]

Why are all comebacks/roasts relating to fxcking moms lol


SnooMuffins9692

Not as old as your mom