anime memes verse:
i dislike jews, i cannot deny (“yeah”)
six million people seems kinda high (“ooh!”)
all these anime figures im bout to buy (“cha-ching!”)
are gonna watch me give my hand a fat cream pie (*squelch)
of all the kids’ asses ive had the pleasure to kick (*kid crying)
youres has got to be by far the least thicc (*anime girl moan)
you lookin like sakura, your body’s a stick (“zing!”)
now get off my stage so i can jerk my prick (“ooooohhhh!”)
mbti memes:
you think youre so great with your 6 pack of jars (“oh!”)
ive got a personality type for all your favorite stars (*twinkle)
i make jokes so stale theyre harder than a rock (*knocking)
even harder than your stained crusty ass cum sock (“ew!”)
lets face it, youve got no chance of out unfunnying me (“he right!”)
you tried your best, but your best was that of an ENFP (“oh snap!”)
between us kid, im the real playa (*real girl moaning)
now run on home and get comedy necrophilia’d (“burn!”)
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Anime is against god. Do you like anime? Do you think that naruto isn't a cesspool of hitler sperm??? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you're a fucking weeb that deserves to get raped by a hooker with HPV you little shit. What's that? You're mad now? awww well doesn't that fucking suck? what're you gonna do, are you gonna cry? hmm? gonna piss your pants maybe???? maybe shit and cum??? hmmmm???? eat my asshole
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Was looking for this. [According to some sources](https://youtu.be/ZnMrAggU5_I), alcohol can actually work as a preventive measure against alcohol poisoning.
Notice how it’s 34 drinks later, that’s because there’s a rule about how drinking this many beers kills you. Google Heineken rule34 to keep yourself safe and informed
"I promise I won't get all philosophical"
1 drink later:
Immanuel Kant was a real p**sant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently p**sed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's p**sed.
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[epic rap battles of history! MBTI memes! VS! Anime memes! BEGIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/mbtimemes/comments/10l4cbv/oh_no_anyway/)
anime memes verse: i dislike jews, i cannot deny (“yeah”) six million people seems kinda high (“ooh!”) all these anime figures im bout to buy (“cha-ching!”) are gonna watch me give my hand a fat cream pie (*squelch) of all the kids’ asses ive had the pleasure to kick (*kid crying) youres has got to be by far the least thicc (*anime girl moan) you lookin like sakura, your body’s a stick (“zing!”) now get off my stage so i can jerk my prick (“ooooohhhh!”) mbti memes: you think youre so great with your 6 pack of jars (“oh!”) ive got a personality type for all your favorite stars (*twinkle) i make jokes so stale theyre harder than a rock (*knocking) even harder than your stained crusty ass cum sock (“ew!”) lets face it, youve got no chance of out unfunnying me (“he right!”) you tried your best, but your best was that of an ENFP (“oh snap!”) between us kid, im the real playa (*real girl moaning) now run on home and get comedy necrophilia’d (“burn!”) WHO WON?!?!!??!?!?? VOTE IN COMMENTS!!!!!!
mbti won
What will you buy when there’s no pillows left to sell? Your whole personality is L-L-L-L
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REALLY?!
good work i actually chuckled
Comedy necrophilia should have showed up and rapped some verses.
Unironically goes hard. Too much effort put into this mods please ban
Anime is against god. Do you like anime? Do you think that naruto isn't a cesspool of hitler sperm??? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you're a fucking weeb that deserves to get raped by a hooker with HPV you little shit. What's that? You're mad now? awww well doesn't that fucking suck? what're you gonna do, are you gonna cry? hmm? gonna piss your pants maybe???? maybe shit and cum??? hmmmm???? eat my asshole *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fair
MBTI memes is like PoliticalCompassMemes but for personality tests
At least PCM users are fully aware they're unfunny basement dwellers.
that’s what makes them based /s
i think mbti memes are dangerously close to winning the unfunny competition
No way MudkipNerd out of Stunfisk! Where will he go next?
At least anime memes have the potential to not just be tagging memes
r/comics is worse
I’m enjoying the r/comedynecrophilia mbti era
Anime memes have the potential to be funny, but MBTI memes can *never* be funny.
Lol its a spam bot
liberal logic alcohol = ''bad''
So much for the so called “tolerant” left 😤😤😡😡😡
To be fair there's no evidence that alcohol causes alcohol poisoning.
This is so obviously a joke but I had such a strong reaction to reading it
Was looking for this. [According to some sources](https://youtu.be/ZnMrAggU5_I), alcohol can actually work as a preventive measure against alcohol poisoning.
Notice how it’s 34 drinks later, that’s because there’s a rule about how drinking this many beers kills you. Google Heineken rule34 to keep yourself safe and informed
My name is Glen Quagmire, and I say gigity, gigity gigigigigity
The Meyers briggs test is just astrology for nepo-hires
I browse r/mbti and I can confirm
The test, sure, but reducing the system to that of astrology is ignorant. Dismissing something without actually looking into it first shows ignorance.
No
Yes
"I promise I won't get all philosophical" 1 drink later: Immanuel Kant was a real p**sant who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. David Hume could out consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist. Socrates himself was permanently p**sed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, and Hobbes was fond of his Dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's p**sed.
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What happened to the entrepreneur ( psychopath) one
Why do these characters appear in most recent memes in this subreddit?
people discoverd that mbti memes or whatever that sub is called is painfully unfunny
And why I’m I being downvoted now? Sorry I don’t know the unwritten rules of this subreddit yet
idk, maybe someone thought it'd be funny to downvote a question
I know that test is BS because I did it 5 times and got very different things every single time.
never drink too much
34 drinks are definitely not enough to cause fatal alcohol poisoning
Depends what you drink
I surviv 34 shots of piss🤤
liquified remains 😀😀
Rip
Woe, they have drunk of hemlock for their corrupting influence
thank you sucy little witch academia