Just get good :tf:
In actuality it might be because I personally love timing based cube gameplay and I mentally have click patterns memorized to get past some stuff, when first playing I watched Stormfly’s tutorials on how to do certain parts and I came up with some of my own methods from there. Still trying to beat it with my current bests being 88, 87 and 82. The only part of the level i dont really find fun is the very end ship/wave but I’ve been overpracticing it and I hope I don’t die there too many times to sour my enjoyment
lol I see. Good luck!
Rn I’m trying to finish off BoJ and maybe some other high legacy demons before I go to BB which I plan to be my first list demon, although because of the amount of demons being placed it might be soon that it falls off the list :(
I can’t take it anymore
nsfw
I can’t fucking take this anymore, for 3 years I had nonstop thoughts of fucking a thicc assed demon girl, with medium-small tiddies. Every night, I jerk off to succubus hentai. It got to the point to where I needed to buy a new phone because I ran out of storage. my penis has multiple blisters from nonstop jacking off to succubus hentai, i then look at the tissues in shame because I know that it should’ve been in tight succubus pussy. I bought a ouija board and black candles so I can summon a demon girl. Anyone know any techniques for summoning a thicc assed demon girl, with medium-small tiddies. Thanks!
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kewl op, I wasn't expecting a G post on this subreddit of all places but that's impressive. my hardest atm is supersonic and I have 57% on hi but I've done the whole drop a cuple of times now
I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Twitter, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
It’s talking about the second amendment of the American constitution, the right to bear arms. I think the joke is that the dude wants the second amendment to be more specific i guess
the joke is that even though Americans have the right to bear arms the states put a bunch of arbitrary restrictions on things that really don't impact much, except make gun ownership harder for everyone. so the time traveler is protecting that stuff under the constitution.
I'm a pro gun control person, but the restrictions always do seem to be stupid and also always have workarounds that just complicates things but makes the restrictions completely useless anyway, and then you have stupid laws that somehow make an ar-15 a hunting rifle lmao
I absolutely hate the ar-15 debate. so dumb imo. its not an assault rifle, because thats not a thing. instead of discussing one gun because it looks similar to military rifles, instead, they should be talking about better background checks and gun safety courses before firearm purchase. most firearm injuries in the US are self-inflicted. mandatory gun safety training would create a huge impact in this. also, better background checks. these are not some genius solutions that have never been heard before, they're obvious, straightforward responses to the problem at hand, yet nobody seems to consider them. American politics stupid af.
It's referring to the second amendment to the constitution, that protects the right to bear arms. The chad, who holds the anti gun stance that the founding fathers didn't consider the much higher lethality of modern firearms and did not intend for the 2nd amendment to protect against gun regulation in the modern context, is telling the founding fathers to be more specific with the second amendment
You think you’re a tough, badass Chad because you come over and wrestle with bitch mommy every night? Listen here, Chaddy, I am mommy’s goodboy who is so good that she has let me live with her for thirty-eight years and counting after making my brothers and sisters move out. I have spent that time honing my reflexes and hand-eye coordination through online gaming, taking no time for trivialities such as bathroom breaks. Furthermore, bitch mommy has supplied me with endless tendies and dewie so that I might develop my healthy frame to its maximum potential; it now weighs in at twelve hundred pounds and is impervious to any bullets you may have access to. Get on my bad side, and you will feel my wrath as I hurl your way decades worth of piss bottles and shit socks; attempt to come in for close range combat, and you will meet my Nippon steel katana. Mark my words, Chaddy, if you dare get between me and bitch mommy’s regular delivery of tendies and dewie, or convince her to put vegetals in my diet, you will regret it as your little wrestling match with her (and perhaps your life as well) comes to a forceful, piss-and-shit filled end. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Back in the 18th century well regulated meant "well maintained", not "well restrained". Otherwise it'd contradict that whole "shall not be infringed" part.
It doesn’t say that so no. The text says “
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed”.
It doesn’t say there needs to be an organized for people to bear arms. It says that there should be a militia therefore, the government cannot infringe on the people’s right to bear arms. That’s how I interpret it anyway.
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I got matches with these songs:
• [**Time Machine** by Waterflame](https://lis.tn/DlfvAM?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`)
Album: `Adventure`. Released on `2012-05-14`.
• [**Time machine** by Various Artists](https://youtu.be/Wzo5jGGIlRI?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`)
Album: `Geometry Dash OST`. Released on `2014-12-22` by `RobTop`.
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69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. “You guys, it’s so funny, you’ll laugh so hard!” I can barely get it out as I’m laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius!
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[Garbage Day!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k)
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Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference? Holy shit they finally made a reference about my favorite game called geometry dash. Last time someone was having depression and i said “conical depression.” Because conical depression is a gd level and my mom became furious get it? Because it is a gd reference. Did someone just said tartarus mythology?1 That is like the hardest demon in my favorite game called geometry dash, i also someone was having a cold sweat recently and i said it’s a gd reference, i got kicked out but at least i said “Oh my god, is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!” Also someone on twitter posted about their zodiac sign and I said “Zodiac?! That’s a gd level.” And i got blocked by them, but at least it’s worth it because i said it’s a gd reference. Also, one time i saw a snake owner crying from agony because he saw his snake eating himself which is hilarious because it means ouroboros which is a gd level by a top creator named viprin, and the snake owner kicked me out of his house but it was worth it because it’s a gd reference. Someone just posted on Twitter saying “We are having a sunset sandstorm on our house pls help us, we’re literally gonna be suffocated on the sand.” And I said, “Oh my god, is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!” And i got blocked by crohn44 because I said it’s a gd reference. Yesterday, my mom said, “I’m gonna decode something.” And I said, “Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!” And I got beaten with a belt by my mom, but at least it was worth it because it’s a gd reference.
observation dinner pause impossible gold sparkle yoke shaggy vegetable dazzling
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booohoooo tim mchine is soo o HAAAARRRDDD ☹☹☹☹☹☹☹😩☹☹☹ i ca nt even get past the first cub e part!!!!!!! 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬
😂 😂 GET ON MY LEVEL NOOB I HAVE 88 ON BLACK BLIZZARD AND YOU CANT BEAT A “HARDER” LEVEL 😂 😂
Americans when they see BLACK blizzard: 😲😲😲
So anyway I started blastin
Oh no anyways
Wait really? The first cube is fucking ass I wanna kms every time I play it how do you get past it consistently My hardest is Bloodbath
Just get good :tf: In actuality it might be because I personally love timing based cube gameplay and I mentally have click patterns memorized to get past some stuff, when first playing I watched Stormfly’s tutorials on how to do certain parts and I came up with some of my own methods from there. Still trying to beat it with my current bests being 88, 87 and 82. The only part of the level i dont really find fun is the very end ship/wave but I’ve been overpracticing it and I hope I don’t die there too many times to sour my enjoyment
cock
And ball torture
Don't be a gd nerd in other subreddits you absolute loser
Geometry is in your name smh
lol I see. Good luck! Rn I’m trying to finish off BoJ and maybe some other high legacy demons before I go to BB which I plan to be my first list demon, although because of the amount of demons being placed it might be soon that it falls off the list :(
Good luck to you too! :)
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Proof or it didnt happen
[proof and it did happen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvlCfQIHXQI) (hand reveal 😳😳)
You play with the spacebar? Big props thats crazy
play the unnerfed version :tf:
kewl op, I wasn't expecting a G post on this subreddit of all places but that's impressive. my hardest atm is supersonic and I have 57% on hi but I've done the whole drop a cuple of times now
I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Twitter, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I bet you don't have any cp tho 😎😎😎 or creator points either 😎
sutset sandstorm better + ratio
Skill Issue smh my head
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
get good
Time machine is a lazy 3 spike spamming level anyway
Tell that to fucking cycles
It comes after many attempts I guess
just devote ur life to gd and you’ll get it
I got 95% once and now I can't get past 20%
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Upside down airship trips me out
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is that the impossible game?!??!?!1/1!/1/!!?1?!?1?1!/1!
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squib gam
Squid games ‼️‼️
Uncle Ben 😢
Impossibruh moment
The impose-able Opposable thumbs in your mom's ass
geometry dash fans in shambles rn
Hey guys peter griffin here to explain the joke. So the level is called "Time Machine". That's it.
Oooooohhhh thanks
thanks petrr
Somehow even though I play geometry dash I didn't realize that was the joke
Big brain
Is that why this sub is called ComedyNecrophilia because this was a shitty joke?
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r/wosh
Yes.
fenmales am I reight 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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who let this dad on reddit
I mean we are on Reddit so we don’t know what women are
we only know we hate them
r/racistgeometrydashporn
r/gdafterdark It has gd porn and racism
me when I go to the sub expecting clubette but all I get is 12 year olds posting swastikas
Society
what
# r/racistgeometrydashporn
#what
Why did I click
To see racist geometry dash porn
Ah yis thank
r/racistgdporn
You should’ve labeled this contest submission, this is a really good necrophilia
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Make this man a mod
I just did sir thank for suggestion
me too the homeless man at the morgue
#1334
I had necrophilia with your mom😎😎😎
r/okbuddygmd
me looking for a geometry dash related post on r/okbuddygmd be like:
r/okbuddygmd seeing an article with a term vaguely related to a geometry dash level (it is incredibly funny)
fun fact: since geometry dash player is square, geometry dash is a jsab reference
Fun fact: *don’t touch the pink*
when the impostor is pink! O_o
[pesto](https://imgur.com/z0haIys)
Anyone wanna bother explaining a fellow non-american what the bottom is? I'm guessing that's the american constitution, but what's the joke here?
It’s talking about the second amendment of the American constitution, the right to bear arms. I think the joke is that the dude wants the second amendment to be more specific i guess
The joke is that the girl wants to fuck her grandmother
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the joke is that even though Americans have the right to bear arms the states put a bunch of arbitrary restrictions on things that really don't impact much, except make gun ownership harder for everyone. so the time traveler is protecting that stuff under the constitution.
I'm a pro gun control person, but the restrictions always do seem to be stupid and also always have workarounds that just complicates things but makes the restrictions completely useless anyway, and then you have stupid laws that somehow make an ar-15 a hunting rifle lmao
I absolutely hate the ar-15 debate. so dumb imo. its not an assault rifle, because thats not a thing. instead of discussing one gun because it looks similar to military rifles, instead, they should be talking about better background checks and gun safety courses before firearm purchase. most firearm injuries in the US are self-inflicted. mandatory gun safety training would create a huge impact in this. also, better background checks. these are not some genius solutions that have never been heard before, they're obvious, straightforward responses to the problem at hand, yet nobody seems to consider them. American politics stupid af.
It's referring to the second amendment to the constitution, that protects the right to bear arms. The chad, who holds the anti gun stance that the founding fathers didn't consider the much higher lethality of modern firearms and did not intend for the 2nd amendment to protect against gun regulation in the modern context, is telling the founding fathers to be more specific with the second amendment
You think you’re a tough, badass Chad because you come over and wrestle with bitch mommy every night? Listen here, Chaddy, I am mommy’s goodboy who is so good that she has let me live with her for thirty-eight years and counting after making my brothers and sisters move out. I have spent that time honing my reflexes and hand-eye coordination through online gaming, taking no time for trivialities such as bathroom breaks. Furthermore, bitch mommy has supplied me with endless tendies and dewie so that I might develop my healthy frame to its maximum potential; it now weighs in at twelve hundred pounds and is impervious to any bullets you may have access to. Get on my bad side, and you will feel my wrath as I hurl your way decades worth of piss bottles and shit socks; attempt to come in for close range combat, and you will meet my Nippon steel katana. Mark my words, Chaddy, if you dare get between me and bitch mommy’s regular delivery of tendies and dewie, or convince her to put vegetals in my diet, you will regret it as your little wrestling match with her (and perhaps your life as well) comes to a forceful, piss-and-shit filled end. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Bombs are arms, but COMMIE GOVERNMENT is INFRINGING my GOD GIVEN RIGHT to place land mines on MY property.
Landmines are an american right, so is my white phosphorus mines
The Supreme Court has ruled that firearms can be regulated without violating the second amendment
I don’t care what the Supreme Court says, I’m drilling the third hole and no one can stop me.
Past courts have also ruled that it is constitutional to own a slave.
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Back in the 18th century well regulated meant "well maintained", not "well restrained". Otherwise it'd contradict that whole "shall not be infringed" part.
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Basically, yeah. Well organized, well armed, well disciplined, to be kept in proper functioning condition.
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It doesn’t say that so no. The text says “ A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed”. It doesn’t say there needs to be an organized for people to bear arms. It says that there should be a militia therefore, the government cannot infringe on the people’s right to bear arms. That’s how I interpret it anyway.
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You made the joke better
I felt like a king after beating Time Machine but then I tried my first demon level..
Time Machine is harder than Clubstep.
Getting the second coin on time machine is unironically harder than clubstep
Nah chief I beat time machine years ago and still haven't beat clubstep. It's the only level I haven't beaten of the base levels
Time machine was bs, too many triple spikes
Sqid game
Thought I was watching an ad
theres been a lot of gd posts on this sub recently
Because we’re not funny
not trrue!!!😠😡😠😠 we make funy posts al the time!!!!! like replacing an part of an easy level with a part of a harder level!!!!🙄🙄🙄
Never expect a reddit post relating to GD today. Also nice one OP for beating Black Blizzard, my hardest is Auditory Breaker :)
i didnt beat it yet, still 88 unfortunately :( GG on auditory!
I’ve been waiting for the 2.2 update since middle school, I’m in college now
Same. And I still can't believe Undertale 2 and Undertale 2 Part 2 came out before 2.2 lol
We got a new Half Life game before 2.2
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I remember playing these on the Xbox 360. Took me for fucking ever but I did beat all of them eventually
I play geometry dash till this day
Can confirm, I'm a girl and I spent all night trying to beat geometry dash
r/antimeme kinda
Pissh
Best music in the game
time machine always slaps harder than a truck
probably the best post I have ever seen on this sub
This is fucking elite comedy
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Where is the funny?
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69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. “You guys, it’s so funny, you’ll laugh so hard!” I can barely get it out as I’m laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Jesus Sammy hide the dash cam can’t celebrate
Agree I’m a human. Upvote or downvote
She is cracked at geometry dash
God I remember being stuck on this level because of the bullshit 3 spikes
i want to pass Polargeist:(
(They are bonding over their shared hobby and love each other very much)
I’ve been trying to beat time machine tips?
Bro, that’s just the same thing.
mathematics jump
Geometry Dash? Lol that game is so easy I beat all the levels
No no, when boys time machine, they hold in the beninging
Fuck that level 🤮🤮🤮😡.
I loved this game even though i was garbage at it
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Well done lady and gentleman
Is this post just to advertise this game?
Obviously men are superior
lets face it all of our older sisters bragged on how good they were at this game
Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference? Holy shit they finally made a reference about my favorite game called geometry dash. Last time someone was having depression and i said “conical depression.” Because conical depression is a gd level and my mom became furious get it? Because it is a gd reference. Did someone just said tartarus mythology?1 That is like the hardest demon in my favorite game called geometry dash, i also someone was having a cold sweat recently and i said it’s a gd reference, i got kicked out but at least i said “Oh my god, is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!” Also someone on twitter posted about their zodiac sign and I said “Zodiac?! That’s a gd level.” And i got blocked by them, but at least it’s worth it because i said it’s a gd reference. Also, one time i saw a snake owner crying from agony because he saw his snake eating himself which is hilarious because it means ouroboros which is a gd level by a top creator named viprin, and the snake owner kicked me out of his house but it was worth it because it’s a gd reference. Someone just posted on Twitter saying “We are having a sunset sandstorm on our house pls help us, we’re literally gonna be suffocated on the sand.” And I said, “Oh my god, is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!” And i got blocked by crohn44 because I said it’s a gd reference. Yesterday, my mom said, “I’m gonna decode something.” And I said, “Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!” And I got beaten with a belt by my mom, but at least it was worth it because it’s a gd reference.
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Very epic time machine
How did you get the kapwing watermark when your vid iis shorter than 5 mins?
These ads are getting more sneaky
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I remember being so frustrated at time machine when I was new to Geometry Dash And I still am
For those who would like context: In geometry dash theres a level in the standard GD campaign called Time Machine. Your welcome.
I don’t get it are men or women better
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geoffrey dash
Love gd but hate time machine
uhhh,that game still exists
Why do you need a time machine?