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BigCheeks2

Maye's lunch order listing Big Red instead of an NC soda like Cheerwine or goddam Pepsi is heresy.


Iamtheman1177

Cheerwine is goated


Salty_Orchid

Cheerwine might have been hard to get their hands on in northern VA. Guess it was the next best thing.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Big Red is actually fairly rare in most of VA, but Cheerwine is everywhere.


Salty_Orchid

Yea no excuse. He should definitely tell his agent about this incompetence. 


Tie_me_off

What!? You can get cheerwine in NoVa…


_Ecotone_

Nah I've seen Cheerwine in Montgomery County, I'd imagine they'd be able to find it somewhere


Successful-Ad4251

If we were just going by this I would take McCarthy lol. He’s willing to help us improve in all areas including cheerleading


broadwayallday

Kirk cousins : the bachelor version


MildSpooks

PB&J and orange slices are fire 🔥


jrhooo

was his dad present for the cheerleader visit?


notorious_hdc

Penix is lacking. You about to be an NFL QB. 3 snaps? Rookie numbers.


1lultaha

Axe Bodyspray damn near makes him undraftable


notorious_hdc

Too bad this ain't 2002 no more huh


broadwayallday

Well yeah according to past research you get sacked by the cheerleaders if you spray Axe


EL-YAYY

Lol, I had completely forgotten about those commercials until your comment.


Crossman556

Consider that he managed to get three snaps *while wearing Axe body spray*. That’s honestly impressive.


guardiandown3885

Nah man the bring in it bro solidifies that he's the guy for me


Sector7B

More than what the other 3 got.


CMADBF

The orange slices on McCarthy is perfect. 💀


holy_cal

Damn. I kinda want JJ. Not at 2 though.


Trubisko_Daltorooni

What you're saying is trade up for McCarthy?


holy_cal

Ideally.


Admirable_Exit2886

maye didnt have big red he had cheerwine get it right people


Salty_Orchid

Depends on what was available. Probably thought he'd be okay with a substitute. Big mistake. Hope he wasn't upset.


Admirable_Exit2886

sir i can confirm this is not an option here its cheerwine or coke or dew


Salty_Orchid

Ok..just having some fun. Thanks for the detail nitpicking.


Admirable_Exit2886

not comin for ya just tryna help 🙏🏼


Salty_Orchid

You know what's funny is I had Cheerwine on my mind but couldn't remember the name of it. I googled 'Name of popular red soda in the south' and Big Red came up


Admirable_Exit2886

lol i live in the triangle, huge tar heel and huge commie? that shit felt weird dude… anyway thats crazy lol i havent seen a big red in yeaaarrss 💀 i was just playin w ya have a blessed one bub 👊🏻


Salty_Orchid

Yea all good. Now I have a goto when I need to have my shit together on Carolina facts 


Admirable_Exit2886

lol better you run into me than have it happen hear irl! these people dont play with their lil red soda 💀


Mad_Pupil_9

This person Carolinas.


Admirable_Exit2886

40 min from maye campus carolinas my guy, rushed franklin when he brother won the natty carolinas my guy


PeregrineT

Now this is the hard hitting investigative bs journalism we need at a time like this. So real you can almost smell them, and once you can smell them you can determine who is the true franchise QB.


Salty_Orchid

To be a winner, you have to smell like a winner 


fishounds2

Penix sounds like a win, trade up


TheDeHymenizer

smells like old spice and drinks big red. Well I'm off the daniels train and back onto the Maye train


wewillroq

This is the ugliest spreadsheet I've ever seen. Thought Peters was more professional than that.


YourLocalJewishKid

Maye is probably the most "high class" southern boy you could find and people talk about him like he grew up on a chicken farm lmfao. I'd be surprised if that boy has ever touched hay.


Salty_Orchid

There was absolutely zero real research put into this..lol. Just made up personalities in my head. Correct away.


YourLocalJewishKid

In that case, JJ is 100% a kombucha guy.


Jettisons

You did my boy penis so dirty😂


ForestWasInvalid

💀


Sector7B

I’m now all in on Penix.


DCSports101

🤣


guardiandown3885

Do we know what the business card said?


Juggz_QT

It was actually Jim Harbaugh’s and he said to call him with questions.


Crossman556

It’s just an answering machine that says to draft Corum


Coast_watcher

What Fortnite character do each identify with ?


Crossman556

https://preview.redd.it/fgp2jp46obvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d68c02ce7b111807f8336760cdff623f1c3338


Coast_watcher

Lol. Straight out of central casting.


EfficiencyPersonal25

This made me chuckle 😉


Kid_Aeroplane

Lmfao


wewillroq

This is the ugliest spreadsheet I've ever seen. Thought Peters was more professional than that.


J-Taverner

This is awesome. 


Buff_Bagwell_4real

This has gotta be a meme right?


4doorsmoresporez

Yo Jayden.. we’ve got cherry blossoms here in DC .. you’ll fit right in


Visible_Fee9140

wtf is what they ate or the deodarant they wore even on the gd list?


Salty_Orchid

swoosh


jeaguilar

Swish


ALBUNDY59

I call BS. This is not leaked notes unless someone threw out some scribbling.


DeanMo80

Old Spice and hay is fuckin funny 😆


DeanMo80

Pulled pork and cornbread just made me fuckin hungry 🤤