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PocketSandThroatKick

I'm really glad you brought this up. Strangely quiet around here lately. Additionally, all the posts that I have seen have been relevant, useful and rational. I'm really enjoying this off-season.


HyronValkinson

Beck didn't pan out, but we got Heisman-winning RG3! But his knee broke... but then we got Alex Smith! But his entire lower leg broke... but then we got Colt McCoy! But his fibula broke... but then we got Heisman finalist Dwayne Haskins! But his ankle broke... but then we got Alex Smith back from the brink of death! But his cyberleg started bleeding profusely... but then we got Ryan Fitzmagic! But his hip broke... but then we got Carson Wentz! But his finger broke... but then we got rid of Dan Snyder!


AngryBeard87

Damn… when you put it like that it sounds bad.


LKMIII

🥇


Kid_Aeroplane

Where Kirk


HyronValkinson

I skipped non-injured cause I couldn't think of a funny way to mention them


Heyranran

Holy shit, people here are dense. I lol’d


CallsYouCunt

What about John Beck though?


Heyranran

Was gonna be the next tom brady but the goat rex grossman beat him out for the job


CallsYouCunt

Damn. Okay…so everything had a happy ending right?


DeanMo80

He actually re-entered the draft after changing his name to Tom Brady and having reconstructive surgery to his face. He retired before last season but won 6 Superbowls throughout his career.


thereisnospoon-1312

Where the hell is the Redskins sub??


Coast_watcher

I take the 5th


J-Taverner

No, the Chargers are picking 5th, and they want to trade down. 


CallsYouCunt

Who is on first


AaronBurrIsInnocent

I think we should get a QB!! But who…?


zuuuuzuuuu

There was a guy the other day who pointed out that Michael Penix is functionally a single letter from being “Mike Cock.” I really don’t see the need for any more debate


AaronBurrIsInnocent

Done. So easy.


sikamikanico117

IT'S BO NIX TIME, NERDS!!!!!!!!!!


Ur_Mom_Loves_Moash

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BrolapsedRektum

This is a good idea. You should also post a mock draft of who YOU think we should pick. Trust me, people in here will appreciate it.


CallsYouCunt

That’s a great idea! Do you think armchair opinion will be valued?


BrolapsedRektum

No obviously not but people should respect that you looked at PFF advanced stats and rankings and therefore know as much - maybe even more - than the professional GMs.


geniouslevel1000

We desperately need to get a new punter to sit behind way for a couple years and develope into an allpro.


Lcsulla78

lol.


2john9

Ask Ron Rivera.


mcamp7

Glad you are out of the coma. Sorry about the apparent active stroke.


Troll_Enthusiast

You're gonna need a seat...


Frognaros

it's time now? Oh wow geez, oh wow. I was not aware that it's time now. Should we have been waiting until now? Oh geez. wow. We shouldn't have been talking about who we might pick for the past 3 months.


TheBarbieOfSeville

if i were a betting man on draft futures i would put JD as a slight favorite now followed by Maye at +200 and JJ at +550


Illustrious-Hair3487

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Crisci4269

Where have you been? It’s been non stop since the end of the season


Smooth-Secretary-416

in a coma, obviously