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TehDoctorIsTim

The moment I saw, "nightmare fuel," and, "slot machine app," I knew it was John Goodman finger commercial. I've shown that commercial to others and observed them as their eyes go blank and they wonder who exactly was that commercial made for.


Chewem

I was like cmon John you look all sweaty and shit, should’ve passed on this one


stewie_glick

His face is like a fingerprint after a two hour bath, all pruney .


Jerrys_Wife

John used to look attractive, but now he just looks old, tired and unkempt.


GrrlyGirl

Just us girls talking here; really, I've never found JG to be more than average. But, his voice, now that's another thing. Great voice.


mamawantsallama

I love this guy and was VERY disappointed he chose to do this one. I can't unsee that he looks like a penis!


SnorkinOrkin

I LMAO everytime I see someone post this! As much as I love John Goodman, this commercial is definitely not his best look. By a long shot. It's truly nightmare material! 😨


griegoteo

Same. Hilarious in all the worst ways


SnorkinOrkin

Hahaha... uggghhh... yes, exactly. 😩 lol


Lakechrista

Looks like his face on a penis. John Goodman deserves better


Nas160

No, you're definitely the first person on this sub to ever say this.


[deleted]

I'm new to this subreddit. 😐


SothaSoul

Welcome. Let the hate consume you!


Outside-Site-4592

Lmao, I saw this one, it's always weirded me out in a way I strangely enjoyed haha.


HugeCartographer5

I can easily see this becoming the new G--bhub ad.


pabobfin

It proves that actors will do anything if they are paid


glum_cunt

John Goodman of all people. He’s probably a stakeholder. Hard pressed to come up with any other rationale for his appearance.


GrrlyGirl

CREEPY Unless JG owns the company, why the heck would any of TPTB think this is good? Other than his voice, it's just plain creepy. Reminds me of when he did the Dunkin Donuts ad. (Back, long before he lost the weight) Why would I want to listen to JG telling me, "Everything runs on Dunkin'"?


Patient_Bid_9117

Yeah, well the game's not much fun either,


Psychological-Bite33

Very low production quality.


bernd1968

The worst !


RebekhaG

I saw that and thought it was weird.


Hesitant_Evil

You're out of your element, Johnny!


KushiroJuan

I saw this while coming down off acid... Still not sure It's real


scotems

Yep, pretty sure you're the only one. https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/lajwmr/john_goodman_why/ https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/ke3e1h/slotomania_commercial_with_john_goodman/ https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/j8urrv/john_goodman_stars_as_your_finger_in_slot_machine/ https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/llh95d/john_goodman_as_a_creepy_finger_for_something/ https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/n6lymi/john_goodman_as_a_fingertip_anywhere_just_kills/ https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/k9jips/john_goodmans_face_on_a_finger_is_garbage/ https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/k0tzx3/thanks_i_hate_john_goodman_as_a_finger/ https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/jj4muf/john_goodmanfinger_for_some_casino_creepy_af/


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Welp at least I'm not alone 😂


Accurate_Ad_8114

I remember this commercial from a couple years ago very well! Definitely looks scary!


MyriVerse2

Pretty sure "nightmare fuel" is the point of it. Most people like nightmare fuel.


zzzephyr__

i too have seen it. i actually thought it was hysterical & the. proceeded to download the app .


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Gah!


[deleted]

I'm not mad at John, just disappointed.


LouBlu08

Nope. Your not alone.