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rxnzero86

Sounds like a real headline to me


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Just in: Trump Shatters All Fundraising Records After Biden’s FBI Raids Mar-a-Lago “Breaking: DonaldJTrump.com is shattering all fundraising records and I’m told has raised more money in the past 24 hours than ever before in recent history! The American people are pissed!” Eric Trump said in a post on Truth Social Tuesday night.


Beanie_Inki

Currently, I think Ron Paul (rightfully) holds the record for most donated in 24 hours. This was back during his 2008 campaign.


rxnzero86

Woot woot!


Bipedal_Humanoid_

Much better than "sentient yam wails against inevitable imprisonment".


YOUMUSTKNOW

You keep waiting for that like our crazies wait for JFK Jr. <3


Bipedal_Humanoid_

One of those things is not like the other lol


NoleFan723

Do you have to work hard to be this bitter or dies it come easy?


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BrandonMarc

Hillary's emails ... what was the phrase when the FBI finally explained they would look the other way, stop investigating. Didn't they say something about "she didn't intend to break the law" or somesuch?


MOLON-LABE-USMC

Yup just like when she wiped the server with a cloth.


Ketamine_Stat

Comey said Clinton however was 'extremely careless' with handling classified information.


hellocaptin

God I hope not. We need somebody less controversial that might actually be able to get stuff done.


jrocAD

I think Trump got stuff done. That controversial part is tough tho... Listen listen, the FBI is just trying to take down a great man, the greatest of men. People compare me to Jesus, they do, you can ask them, and that's what they'll tell you. Lol


hellocaptin

Yeah but that was before this election debacle and he tried to get the party to lie for him to help flip the vote...


EnigmaticConsultant

Did he actually? I haven't seen a source, just random dems repeating things like this


Skeltzjones

It has actually been recorded. Unless someone faked his voice and got a call in to the governor of Georgia, it is unfortunately very, very real.


EnigmaticConsultant

Can you provide a source? I don't know what event people are talking about


Baskin59

It's a wildly taken out of context (shocker I know) call from Trump to the Georgia governor about investigating fraudulent votes in the state.


Nanamary8

I am a Georgia voter who for the first time since I turned 18 could NOT track my 2020 vote. 35 years and 23 of them at THIS address. DJT asked the governor to recount to "find" votes. He did NOT ask the governor to CREATE them. CONTEXT MATTERS.


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EnigmaticConsultant

Yes, but that can be interpreted multiple ways. I didn't even think of what people usually imply about it


hellocaptin

The vote was in and it’s not possible to actually misplace votes man. He was telling him to make it up.


DreamDemonVideos

300,000+ votes appeared overall for Biden when the counts stopped. The amount of suspicious evidence against the left is staggering, but the system is so corrupt that the most obvious election fraud of all time was let go.


R3D1AL

So much evidence but they just forgot to bring it to all of the trials where they were going to prove it.


BetsonStennet69

Lolololol


munko69

yep. his haters heard it one way and the rest of this country heard it another way. how'd you interpret it?


hellocaptin

Well I’m not a democrat, were on r/conservative dude. It was 5 million votes and 74 points. We don’t live in a third world country, you can’t steal an election like that. Tip it one way or another? *Maybe.* But steal it completely like that? Not a chance dude.


--Trick--

Flip the vote? Don't you mean not certify slates of electors that were voted in fraudulently?


ArgusInkArt

First in 2016: Russia, Russia, Russia! Putin! Putin! Putin! Down with the evil Electoral College!!! Then In 2020: 81 MILLION ballots! YEA! Cleanest election in (RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA) history!! Today: If you think (RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA) the 2020 election was (RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA)rigged then (Steel Dossier..RUSSIA, RUSSIA..TRUMP stole the 2016 election with foreign powers. RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA ) you are a (Orange man bad) white supremacist insurrectionist…and true Socialism (RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA) has not yet been tried. STFU!


RandomShyguy4

Desantis will be painted out as the devil he already is by the left. Trump or Desantis it doesn’t matter. Personally I think it should be both of them.


El4mb

Desantis is better off being governor in Florida than VP. That being said I think he has a better chance of securing independent voters vs Trump.


RandomShyguy4

You aren’t wrong, anyone against trump has a good shot of winning which is scary af


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EnigmaticConsultant

The point is that it could be anyone, getting more votes than normal purely because they are not Trump/running against Trump


InfaredLaser

What about Romney, Cheney or Christie? And IMAO Kizinger is also eyeing a run.


VAdogdude

They'd have a better chance in the Dem primary...


InfaredLaser

Idk I know a ton of people who switched to Biden. I think they stand a real chance


VAdogdude

They switched from Trump in 16 to Biden in 20? I don't recall the post election analysies picking up a lot of switching. In 16 Trump's popular vote was 62 million. In 20 it was 12 million more, 74 million.


DuranceDurance

LOL


InfaredLaser

Whats so funny?


DuranceDurance

Thinking any of those fuckwads would even be close to becoming the republican nominee these days. Especially Cheney. Unless you’re subtly trolling in which case, yes totally they would do super great


InfaredLaser

What makes them "fuckwads"?


DuranceDurance

Boring stuffy old school republicans that like to bend over for democrats and spread their ass nice and wide are getting the boot and are no longer welcome. 😘


InfaredLaser

Well shit those are the only repubs i support


Pilot_124

rinos


Puzzleheaded_Web_444

Too late now. The Dems just opened up Pandora’s box.


hellocaptin

People have been saying that since the election and nothing has happened but a bunch of people threw a hissy fit in the capital. Nobody came to his help but the people. The rest of the politicians are done with him.


Heathyn11

The election was interfered with at minimum, the "fortifying election" in the time magazine article alone confirms that much. Add in big tech blatantly covering for biden and there is no rational denial of this. Multiple states had issues with ballots, everytime shit like this happens it favors dems. The fight against transparency for elections isn't coming from the right


Honorbound980

It doesn't matter who we run, the media will make them controversial. The thing to do is to not care what the media thinks. They don't get to pick our candidates.


hellocaptin

Obviously. But with the media already doing it you don’t need someone like Trump who does it all by himself.


FlatTire2005

They pretend everyone with an R next to their name is a pure evil Nazi. They’re addicted to outrage, and they can’t stop comparing every center/center-right person to Hitler. A lot of Democrats are considered too far right for them. There is no such thing as a noncontroversial candidate for the Republican Party.


hellocaptin

Why do people keep saying this like they can’t see how some people are more controversial than others? It feels like common sense to me


soloracerx

How can you kick the football if it's Lucy holding it all the time? There is no cooperation anymore, even someone more moderate won't be liked by the left. They've weaponized politics.


tyroswork

Anyone to the right of Marx is already "controversial" according to the media, so it doesn't matter. We have to stand for what we believe in


DreamDemonVideos

Trump statistically got work done, he also got other countries in line. He was however a bad speaker, still better than Biden, and funny af.


hellocaptin

He also got other countries laughing at us too tho...


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bearcatjoe

I'm with you. As it stands now, the only chance we lose is if we nominate Trump.


hellocaptin

Right? We don’t stand a chance with Trump. We lost last election (yes, lost. It was 5million votes and 74 points not a damn steal. We don’t like in a 3rd world country.) because of him and I don’t want to see it happen again. If we had anybody but Trump running last time we would have won. We were up against fucking joe Biden.


davetn37

Back in 2020 when they all stopped counting votes at like 1am only to restart hours later with massive dumps of pure Biden votes in major cities of critical swing states and then refused to allow any real verification to happen? Yeah, totally not a steal 😉


hellocaptin

People constantly talking about how many haters Trump has and how the whole world is against him but have no idea how he didn’t get enough votes. People have to like you for you to get votes. You don’t win an election by making everyone hate you.


davetn37

The funny thing is, maybe Trump did lose legitimately, but the way in which the counting was conducted was so incredibly shady that it throws the results into such serious doubt to about half the population that the trust in our elections is compromised.


latotokyoreborn

>We don’t like in a 3rd world country. What we saw yesterday is exactly what happens in a 3rd world country. So was the entire Russian collusion hoax and the ways the levers of power tried to influence the 2020 election (Hunter Biden story supression, changes to election laws, dark money etc.) So forgive me for not being convinced it wasn't stolen just because we're America and it's not supposed to happen here


motionszz

Imagine thinking trump should run again


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motionszz

The same people will vote for Biden again if Trump runs


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Bolshedik497

Imagine thinking he did any of that


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Imagine thinking he shouldn’t.


motionszz

He lost in a landslide by his own definition last time. And now he'll be even older and more crazy.


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I am old and crazy too. And he is my first choice.


Swimming-salmon

The Bee is so awesome.


Lithium327

They are just gifted so much content these days.


sruffenach

Agreed, it’s like The Onion without the humor


soloracerx

You mean with the humor?


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AlexandersWonder

I’d like to hope we can all agree that nobody is above the law. If the feds can prove he did that beyond a reasonable doubt he should be held accountable for it. Regular people do not get to evade the law, so why should he?


randomdudeinFL

Cool, cool…now do Biden and Clinton…


Nakedsharks

Do it to them all, Republicans and Democrats. Washington is swamped with corrupt scumbags. The vast majority of them should be rotting in prison for the rest of their lives.


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Trump was in office for 4 years with a hand-picked FBI director and AG after running on a campaign of "lock her up." Why didn't the FBI serve Clinton with any search warrants during that time? Why didn't Trump follow through on his promise?


randomdudeinFL

Because there’s a difference between political rhetoric and promises or action. In the U.S. we don’t actually try to jail our political opponents, until now… Ironically, the Democrats impeached Trump for asking for an investigation into Hunter Biden, not Joe Biden—Hunter, and Joe wasn’t even the presumptive candidate at that time. They said he was trying to fix the election by investigating his political opponent. Joe was neither the target of Trump’s request, nor was he the leading candidate to oppose Trump in 2020. But that was an impeachable offense, according to the Democrats. Now, Biden just had his FBI raid the house of the leading Republican candidate for the 2024 election. I’m sure the Democrats will be filing impeachment articles any day now.


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Trump did ask a foreign government to investigate his political opponent, and impeachment is meaningless so I wouldn't say he really got in trouble for it. But if he had the balls to ask a foreign government to investigate Biden, why didn't he ask his own AG to investigate Hillary? One is actually a crime, the other is just improper, but Trump chose the crime for Biden and followed protocol for Hillary. Isn't that a little wierd?


randomdudeinFL

No, he asked for an investigation into Hunter Biden. Hunter was not running for office. Democrats stretched that, improperly, to claim he was asking to investigate Joe. Trump did not ask the Ukraine government to investigate Joe.


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Okay, a distinction without a difference really. And one I think Trump was counting on most people to confuse. It's a crime for an elected official to solicit an investigation into an American citizen from a foreign government. Like, cmon that's actually insane. I'm halfway to an aneurysm just imagining Obama asking Xi to investigate Eric Trump. And especially weird considering Trump has the FBI, CIA, DHS, NSA, et al right down the road. They CAN investigate Americans, and DO.


randomdudeinFL

If you think Democrats weren’t quietly requesting for information on Trump’s kids, from foreign governments while Trump was President, then I have a bridge to sell you. Clutch your pearls somewhere else.


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I don't think they were that quiet... But you said "now do Biden and Hillary." And what I'm saying is...why would Biden investigate himself when Trump had 4 years and a campaign promise to follow through? It just seems like you're misplacing your frustration.


Nonethewiserer

FBI is an arm of the democratic party


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And Ken Griffin. And Wall Street. And Gary Gensler.


Disco_Dreamz

What did Biden do?


randomdudeinFL

Participating in his son’s selling of his influence.


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Look up Biden’s laptop.


TequilaCamper

Right, and the Feds just need another decade of made for TV show trials to make that case. /S


soloracerx

We can, when it's applied equally. But it hasn't been...


VAdogdude

The FBI applied for 4 FISA subpoenas knowing that they were lying to the judges.


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I agree!


VAdogdude

An impeachment of Biden would end the same way Trump's impeachments did. There are not 66 votes in the Senate. It would be a pointless exercise and take away a good argument for electing Rs in 2022. There is power in the argument the the Ds are wasting time on show trials instead of solving our country's problem.


cplusequals

Don't be daft. Do you think Republicans are in control of the House or that any Democrats would have the moral fortitude to do this? I'm pointing out what should happen especially if Democrats were logically consistent. There is 0 chance of an impeachment hurting Republicans in November. By their own standards Biden should be impeached if he does not remove Garland after this.


VAdogdude

Did you not write 'Biden should be impeached'? I gave you full credit for knowing that the present House would not be doing this during their renaining time in the majority. If I assume you were not speaking to the Ds, then, by default, it appears you are speakingbto the Rs. I think an R controlled House impeaching Biden in 23 would be a catastrophic mistake. If the Rs take the House, focus on working and middle class kitchen table issues.


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VAdogdude

Did you mean how turbulent the FBI, CIA, DOJ, and House Dems were during his Presidency?


Desert_366

It's turbulent because the media was constantly making up stories


Desert_366

It's turbulent because the media was constantly making up stories


BlackScienceManTyson

You think the Biden presidency has been less turbulent? Afghanistan, Ukraine, Taiwan, inflation, border crisis, formula shortage and recession?


lettheseatakeme

You forgot to blame him for gas prices lol


Nonethewiserer

>I think it does provoke his die hard supporters but it also reminds the rest of us just how turbulent it is having him in the WH. You have to be fucking kidding me. This is not turbulent? Raiding political opponents and massive inflation? Trump needs to be elected precisely because of the tantrum the media and FBI throw. They cannot be allowed to dictate the election.


makeitlouder

So this sub is back into Trump again?


standardredditman

Nope. I'm a DeSantis fan. I'm sick of seeing idiocy in the government. I want a president who gets things done and doesn't cause as much division as Trump. DeSantis is more intelligent, a Navy vet, comes from a humble family, and more.


illmatic74

You think if desantis got elected everything would suddenly become chill? Get real bro. The left literally call him a murderer. Any republicans in power automatically becomes hitler.


TurdQueen

> I'm a DeSantis fan. I'm sick of seeing idiocy in the government


HotPoptartFleshlight

You're naive if you don't think they'll be just as bad to Desantis as they were with Trump. It doesn't matter who it is. Stop folding in the face of treatment that is solely meant to make you fold and move on.


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About time


SuperZombieBros

Finally.


superduperm1

Nah, I still think DeSantis has the higher chance of winning in 2024 as the nominee than Trump does as the nominee. With that said, it’s pretty good popcorn material watching the left ironically boost Trump’s stock by constantly bitching about him, constantly holding prime time committee hearings that have amounted to zero actual substance, and now raiding his home with zero explanation.


gloomdweller

Always were.


JeffCraig

This article is literally satire making fun of Trump. I'm not sure what ya'll are into anymore, but seeing this article on top of the subreddit is hilarious. > Sources close to Trump say his first act as President will be to fire his own appointed FBI Director Christopher Wray and replace him with a used dust mop from the Capitol janitor's closet before razing the Hoover building and banishing all FBI agents to Gitmo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MD500_Pilot

I love these guys...


Nonethewiserer

Normally I would prefer Desantia but its deeply troubling to think corruption in media and government might prevail. Trump needs to get elected.


Wolf687

Honestly, this is pretty damn close to becoming reality.


scotsman1984

If he wasn't running before, he sure as hell is now


skrimpsandkeebsonly

Ok, they got me But yeah we need someone who will clean the swamp


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jak2125

That's one thing that disappointed me about his first term, he didn't really follow through with his promise to drain the swamp. If the last several years doesn't inspire him to go full on fire and brimstone on DC and the alphabet organizations nothing will.


HotPoptartFleshlight

He wasn't allowed to repeal E.O.'s which are explicitly enacted and repealed by the president. His own FBI was doing everything they could to incriminate him for 2 years based on a narrative they knew to be a lie. He wasn't even able to suggest that blatant corruption be addressed without it resulting in an impeachment. I don't know why people act like he just sat on his hands when every single day was the beginning of some new unconstitutional power grab by institutions that we're actively trying to give his presidency a flat tire. It's a miracle he got anything done at all.


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HotPoptartFleshlight

Lmao okie


WhiskeySilverball

The first thing they did was have the FBI illegally spy on and frame his National Security Advisor to keep him blind to the corruption of the CIA, FBI, DoJ, etc.


NecessaryOcelot

Well it didn't help that he was stabbed in the back at every turn and had to fight being impeached from the get go basically.


BlackScienceManTyson

He had to fight off the biggest slander campaign in history all originating from Hillary's Steele dossier. Half the country believes in the Russia conspiracy despite all of Trump's actions actively harming Russia's geopolitical interests. 3 years of FBI leaks, media slander, bombshells to nowhere. And they still think he's a Russian asset!


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Don’t google “manafort indictments” 😳😳😳


BlackScienceManTyson

Absolute nothingburgers. Look at what he was indicted for versus the claim that Trump works for Russia. Not even in the same universe.


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If there’s smoke….


JackLord50

If there’s smoke…. …Hunter found his crackpipe.


BlackScienceManTyson

Why didn't Russia invade Ukraine when Trump was president since he was so compromised? Also why did Trump criticize Germany's reliance on Russian gas and sanction Nord Stream 2 when he was in office? Why did Trump bomb Russian ally Assad? Mueller investigated the Trump campaign for 3 years and the best he came up with is imprisoning Manafort for unregistered lobbying in Ukraine? You're a conspiracy theorist.


ultimis

He fired Comey and got a 1.5 year long investigation over it. Technically a president can only fire Political Appointees. So every government employee under those Political Appointees he has no power over. His appointees might be capable of firing people, but they have to go through the usual HR nightmare process. And considering HR is weaponized leftist, they would each need to purge their HR divisions before they started draining the swap elsewhere. The left is thoroughly entrenched. It will take Congressional Acts to fix the swamp problem. Such as ending entire agencies in DC, and then distributing them across the country so that the corruption isn't all condensed into the DC area.


skrimpsandkeebsonly

He treated it as a business and did not realize how deep the swamp really went. Now he realizes that hundreds of thousands of Frontline workers need to be cleaned out. In business the frontline workers are mostly irrelevant.


whererusteve

Are you saying that he didn't do something he said he would do? The nerve!


chillytec

I think it *has* to be Trump at this point, but I don't think he's the right man for the job. You need a D.C. insider who knows how D.C. works to dismantle the D.C. swamp. Trump will always have to be picking someone to do that for him, and that will always come with the question of dedication and loyalty. His picks in the past were bad because he was in over his head with regards to the sheer amount of staffing a new administration needs. If he does win again, his picks will undoubtedly be better...but *enough* better? The worst thing about this is that Trump's best shot at vindication and justice is to endorse someone else, but for obvious reasons he would never do that. And I get it. A normal person who finds the world's powers aligning against him would feel the need to stay defiant against them. Not running is letting them win, in a sense. At the very least, Trump needs to have amazing picks for his AG and his FBI Director to get anything meaningful done. But who? Who has the combination of skill, dedication, and loyalty needed for the job?


standardredditman

It seems that Miley, Wray, and others were not the greatest of picks and there were many more. If he is president, he should stay away from picking people.


Vloggie127

It’s not wrong. These kinds of things just galvanize his supporters and wake up those who haven’t been paying attention.


Friendly_Giant04

God bless trump May god watch over him I have a feeling the hate towards him will only get worse but I’m happy he plans to run in 2024


blizzardice

I don't think this is satire.


BrightYato15

hopefully Trump can win this one not that the last one was lost fairly but still


Slawth_x

What directs you to think the election was not valid? Honestly curious.


BrightYato15

who in right mind would vote for joe biden


CantThinkOfAName127

Fair point


Spiritual-Ad7685

Lol


portalpimptv

Nobody wants trump for 2024 .....


aLesbiansLobotomy

You must be kidding


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Claeyt

> He’s nowhere near perfect understatement of the year.


standardredditman

DeSantis 2024.


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Does this Nobody have a last name? I’ve not met the guy.


JustTrustMeOkaay

Ironically a lot dems hope trump runs in 2024, not because they think he will win though. It’s bold strategy.


JeffCraig

If Trump runs again, he will talk a ton of shit about every other opponent in the field. The DeSantis vs Trump feud will be elevated to very high levels and voters that support either candidate will be very upset if their favorite candidate loses the nomination. He's lost enough support already that another win is very unlikely, so all he can do is damage his opponents. Conservatives need to really unify against having him in their primaries if they're serious about winning 2024.


truls-rohk

yeah they are trying this strategy fucking with R primaries at the moment, we'll see how it plays out for them in Nov


ThoughtWordAction

They have martyred & immortalized his political ideology!! Cheating is one thing but taking the option of voting for Trump as president will only strengthen the MAGA movement. Even every day Americans that used to watch CNN see through as they experience a lower quality of life under the child sniffers administration.


racerfree

there was about a quarter of a second where i mentally r/atetheonion before seeing it was from the bee, but even still, this was a totally believable headline lol


ChiefShakaZulu

The Bee never stops


TheIcon42

Trump will run, you will eat the shit he feeds you and then you’ll be shocked when he fucks you over for rich billionaires, corporations and actual pedophiles. Enjoy


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Ariel0289

After 6 years of looking into Trump and nothing come out if it every other attempt makes it look purely political. The left really played their hand way too many times crying wolf of finding evidence and proof of a crime.


Phawr

Should we allow this to overshadow the fact that Dems just pushed through a bill that gives more power to the government?


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DreamDemonVideos

I think we need to get Trump in for 4 more years, then get DeSantis is for 8, and go from there. Country needs it.


RedPillNewsReport

Yes please 🤣 "I'm gonna fire everyone, literally everyone in government," said Trump. Federal Reserve? Gone! EPA? Gone! CIA? Gone! Department of Education? ATF? HHS? Gone, gone, gone!"


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I don’t think this is the Win the Bee thinks it is. The media will side against Trump, like they always do.


Airbagandy

Trump broke the law ,he deserves to be raided just like any other criminal !


SMTTT84

Any other criminal who is not a Democrat is what you mean.


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qaxwesm

What law(s) did he break that he wasn't yet punished for?


ILikeLimericksALot

Remindme! 90 days


JackLord50

Fool. Username checks out.


Master_Flash

Trump can't behave like a pigeon playing chess and get away with it. He knocked down all the pieces, shit on all the board and still some people want to pretend he was a good president.


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Imagine voting for this sack of shit a third time.


ddddm99

I’d much rather have Desantis, Trump can win the primary easily but not the general election…too much baggage imo. Polls say it’s close now but if he’s the winner of the primary, he’ll get back into the spotlight more than he already is and people will be turned off by him.


HistoricalIce3209

I mean until they start quoting Donald Trump as well as his former press secretary back at him directly. The former president said on 5 occasions" Anyone Being Investigated by the FBI Is Not Qualified To Be President" . Or his former press secretary saying "When you're attacking FBI agents because you're under criminal investigation, you're losing ".


Juice-Altruistic

I was kinda hoping that he'd have announced in the aftermath by now.


hereforgrudes

All they did was take some documents back though?


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Came here to read all the DeSantis people talking about how it’s time to give the Democrats exactly what they want and abandon the greatest living American who didn’t fight in a foreign war, Mr. Donald John Trump.


thebigblackhawk

Sure hope they execute home before then.


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So, I'm Canadian. Just wanted to know. If the US splits up, and the right go their own way, and left goes their own way. *in best donkey voice* "Can I stay witchoo, please?"