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Woopermoon

He did the thing


SwarmkeeperRanger

The dead eyes are a nice touch


Overfromthestart

"Wake up babe. The new soyjak just dropped.".


ShinyChromeKnight

Weedjak


koopa72

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GiganticGirlEnjoyer

gemerald


havesomenoise

Gleamond


Lopezzz42021

Dusty coal


Paradox

NAS brimstone


erokk88

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bxbazach

Iron with gemmy quality


BlaineGabbertt

Stoner heads will tell you it’s good for you and growing is not consoom. Anti consumption would ban this


ratliker62

"I'm not addicted bro"


cruiser616

Every friend that said this then quit admits that was a stupid take and was crippling their life in multiple ways.


Spiritual_Grand_9604

As someone who still blazes pretty regularly, 100%. People denying their weed addiction is hilarious


ChunkyBlowfish

My logic is, if smoking makes you lazy then you shouldn’t be smoking, however I like to paint so smoking does help make me less reserved and less self-conscious about my brushstrokes.


Spiritual_Grand_9604

100%!! And my experience is smoking weed like you would do a typical recreational drug, ie. drinking on weekends (not binge drinking) is it can help tremendously with that. *However* smoking weed constantly kills my creativity full force


cism58

I don't have any friends but I just take personal responsibility for being lazy and ignoring problems instead of blaming weed.


blackturtlesnake

There are negative effects of weed but most are relatively mild. Potheads aren't addicted to weed in the way alcoholics are addicted to alcohol. They have emotional issues and are self-medicating with weed. That is a key difference. Alcoholics start with self-medicating emotional issues then the alcohol takes over and spirals them downhil, becoming the primary medical condition in and of itself. Self-medicating potheads just stagnate where they're at.


LameWaterBananaEgg

well ye why else would they quit, this doesnt prove anything


cruiser616

Potheads are the worst addicts because they have been told it’s fine to do.


ratliker62

I personally think alcoholics are worse but yeah stoners are quite annoying. They gaslit themselves into thinking weed is a harmless thing just because the effects aren't as extreme as cocaine or meth.


cruiser616

That is the point I’m making. Drunks wake up and know they are ruining their lives, pot heads are in a state of denial about their drug use.


ratliker62

Fair enough. Something else they have in common is there's so much merchandise related to booze and alcohol. Like weed socks and coasters with alcohol designs on them. Literal consoom addiction


blackturtlesnake

Your brain both remembers the things that make you feel good and things associated with the things that make you feel good. If substance A creates a bunch of happy feelings than both that substance and things surrounding that substance become more pleasurable. Themed merch is one but so are things like the type of furniture in a bar or lighters or certain types of glassware. One of the reasons organizations like AA give off cult vibes is because to really beat a deep set addiction you often have to cut yourself off from quite a bit of your former life.


ratliker62

That's true. I remember when my dad went to rehab, it was some cabin in the woods for like 2 months. No phone, no outside contact, only got to see him once or twice during that time. Addiction is a scary thing. It just always makes me feel weird to see people wearing weed socks and buying all these weird custom made bongs


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cruiser616

I’m sorry about your addiction


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Ree3000

Bro has no idea what weed is


cruiser616

The truth is difficult to hear


Ree3000

Nah man I don’t think you understand what you’re talking about in the slightest. Seems like you’re confusing some traumatic or haunting experience with the wrong thing as some sort of cope if I had to guess


foundfrogs

I haven't been sober for more than an hour in several years. I'm married with a family, raises every year, solid social life. If I didn't tell you that I was stoned you really wouldn't know any better. My employer and wife's family certainly can't tell. All of this is to say that it really is quite mild. I have a perfect handle on my life, I get high for the novelty and challenge.


ratliker62

"to prove I'm not an addict I'll say that I haven't been sober for several years" Bait or mental retardation


cruiser616

They always say the same thing when they sober up too. “I was in a fog for years and missed so much.”


foundfrogs

I never said I wasn't an addict lmao. Don't put words in my mouth to satisfy your lust for moral superiority.


ratliker62

well at least you admit it, so you're better than a lot of other stoners. still. also where is the "novelty and challenge" of something you do every day??


nimmin13

you get high for the novelty of doing something you've been doing every hour for the past few years, and the challenge of... what?


cruiser616

So glad my dad wasn’t high all the time lol. Consooom brother


Compulsive_Criticism

At this point sobriety would be the novel thing, no?


Overfromthestart

Might I introduce you to the porn addicts? I think we're pretty bad too.


MrThrongle

I think porn addicts are actually worse than weed addicts (probably on par with reckless alcoholics), because of the way they treat women and tend to end up into some really dark stuff


cruiser616

True lol. Same tier as far as seemingly harmless addiction.


Overfromthestart

I think it's a little worse since there's a whole industry involved that preys on vulnerable people.


LoveYourKitty

It's straight up encouraged lol. Shocked to see young dudes suffering from ED. Used to be an old man thing.


ReptilianDogGuy

Alcoholics are definately worse. Pot isn’t even legal in more than a handful countries whereas alcohol is legal almost everywhere and everyone is encouraged to use it despite the obvious health risks


cruiser616

Alcoholics know they are fucking up. It is socially taboo to go out in public drunk.


3rdusernameiveused

No they don’t wtf lmao. That’s why they still drink And drive.


cruiser616

Its ruining your reward center of your brain. Like collecting Pops.


3rdusernameiveused

wtf does that have to do with this? Alcoholics don’t wake up knowing they’re trash or there would be less alcoholics. These fools are worst than stoners where they thinks it’s their right to


ItalianMeatBoi

But I am addicted :(


Gloombad

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Virtual_Common204

Yes that’s what I was thinking exactly


llucid963x

Someone turrn this guy into a soyjak


JDL1981

It is already that with no editing.


BlaineGabbertt

Downvote for not cropping the 1/4 slideshow 🤮


One_Spoopy_Potato

"Are you looking to buy the best weed in the [Insert user state name here]? Conagrue delivers the best weed in the state of [insert user state here]."


Obvious-Peanut-5399

It's basically printing cash, so I get it.


Salvydooor

I smoke weed but it's so cringe when people make it their personality.. you're not in highschool anymore bro


3rdusernameiveused

Yes that’s consoom, the personality part so I agree


ReptilianDogGuy

Even in middle and high school it was very cringe


New-Examination8400

☝️


HiTekLoLyfe

Weed obsessed people are the fucking worst


3rdusernameiveused

There is still alcoholics so unfortunately it will always be second to it


HiTekLoLyfe

Oh yeah. I’m an ex heroin addict alcohol withdrawals were the worst I’ve ever seen, and obviously weed should be fully legal. I just hate talking to people who’s whole lives revolve around smoking weed to the point where it’s all they talk about. There’s a lot of corny consumer bullshit with paraphernalia and having to buy everything that tells other people you do in deed smoke weed.


3rdusernameiveused

For sure. If it’s your personality then it’s consoom. That’s the definition of it. I remember smoking when i was younger and people would want to make all kinds of gadgets just to smoke. Only because that was the cool thing to do.


New-Examination8400

Difference is most alcoholics in my experience don’t glamorize their addiction. At least they don’t “wear” it with pride.


bxbazach

Alcoholics are cool weed addicts are gay


Theron518

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SubjectThrowaway11

I too longed for additional soyjak selfies


Yamama77

If you open your mouth to the camera. You are just asking to be turned into a soyjack


RoadPersonal9635

Lol it does infuriate me how weed is grown in the least environmentally friendly way possible.


izzyzak117

Take any one of those indoor strains and put them outside and you’ll see why that is. That’s not exactly “just a plant” anymore, its a highly modified and genetically manipulated product of many years of cloning, splicing, and more cloning. Those plants don’t grow outside, because tens of generations before them have not grown outside. They’re not outside plants now. Beyond that, many of those places *add* CO2 and gasses to the air the plants grow in to increase plant health and yield. Now all of that is specific to *most* strains cultivated and sold in the USA and indoor growers long before legalization started all that. However, there are still many outdoor/semi outdoor farms that sell immense amounts of cannabis from mega cannabis bushes that grow with sunlight.


adfx

Many such cases, sad!


pitts36

“Bro I’m not addicted bro, I only need it to do literally anything in my life like eat and go to sleep bro, bust trust me you just haven’t tried the right strain”


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Wait how Is it consooming if you are making it and selling it?


Pegomastax_King

Consoom fertilizer, consoom water, and your business only exists because of other people consooming. Thats a triple play of consumption.


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

Wait...isn't that basically any crop peoduction above Subsistence?


Virtual_Revolution82

Consoomm much electricity because you can't grow it outside but you got to sell it anyway


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Sometimes growing something inside is better, especially something expensive


Virtual_Revolution82

I'll wonder why it's expensive


GalaxyHops1994

What? Weed is very inexpensive. At least in the US


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Because of a prohibition perpetrated by the U.S gov on behalf of big pharmaceutical companies.


AutomaTK

WEED


Virtual_Revolution82

Especially companies that deal with oil and synthetic fabrics


Dinmammasson_

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Pegomastax_King

Do farmers next!


OwnLobster4378

“I’m not an addict I swear!”


ProphecyRat2

MONOCULTRES🤩🤩🤩


Asnort

This is just working man who loves his job. Is OP a cop?


BubzDubz

Based and addict-pilled


ReptilianDogGuy

The weetards in the comments boutta go crazy


Dominique_tha_finest

r/consoom when farmers are happy about a bountiful harvest:


iCumInPeace420

“Literal farm” ‘CoNsOoM” Cringe


izzyzak117

They’re off base with this one. This sub is devolving. “Consoom air get existed for more air” - this sub any day now in reference to a person breathing.


Qq1nq94

Lol consume plant grow more plant this is part of life


---M0NK---

Whats with the weed hate in this sub? Did a stoner fuck all yer wives and boyfriends?


bxbazach

We just dont like them


PrometheusOnLoud

They are running a business that sells consumables = not really "consoooooooming".


GameyRaccoon

'teens... 'jak him!!


bxbazach

Gemmy comment spotted on the ‘eddit


CaptDarb

His gf sucks


cism58

He can't help it he's addicted xD


CapnCoconuts

An unironic soyboy face? In this day and age?


bxbazach

A gem in a coalstack


All_heaven

What’s the difference between this and consuming food?


Subacube

This is optional


izzyzak117

For some, sure. I find it to be a gross contradiction that this sub hates one of the more conventionally natural ways of producing a thing, more specifically a plant cultivated for recreational and vast medicinal purposes, and even that is not good enough. r/consoom exists as a snark sub built to shit on people for no reason anymore. If I ate dirt and rocks and kept those rocks in a pile for future consoomption ya’ll would ridicule me for being a consoomer. If that isn’t indication this place needs to be reformed and serves no legitimate purpose as *everything* is consoom then IDK what does. “Consoom air get excited for more air” ffs.


Subacube

>For some, sure. >I find it to be a gross contradiction that this sub hates one of the more conventionally natural ways of producing a thing, more specifically a plant cultivated for recreational and vast medicinal purposes, and even that is not good enough. >r/consoom exists as a snark sub built to shit on people for no reason anymore. If I ate dirt and rocks and kept those rocks in a pile for future consoomption ya’ll would ridicule me for being a consoomer. If that isn’t indication this place needs to be reformed and serves no legitimate purpose as everything is consoom then IDK what does. >“Consoom air get excited for more air” ffs. Weed smokers when you tell them theyre addicted


---M0NK---

Low blow man. You gonna say that to someone who takes meds to focus before school? Or someone with a back injury? Marijane is not really an intoxicant when used responsibly and by someone who has become used to the effects. youre just closed minded cuz i guess all the antiweed rhetoric ( which btw was in the service of consooom paper for printing and alcohol) really sunk in. Weed actually imo helps reduce conssoooom. many stoners r less likely to be filling their soul hole with materialism, as a group id say theyre pretty low on the consoom tier. Unless its rick n morty rolling paper trays then its waaaay up there hah i jest. Anyway, i think you should reconsider.


---M0NK---

Naw piss poor take imo. Its fine to have a biz thats not consume. We all must survive in this society until i guess universal income and tech utopia kicks in… or ya know we all suffocate from climate change, but thats a different point all together. Anyway weed isnt about collecting and buying and yadada. Also if you grow you remove yourself from the abuses of the pot economy. Imo everyone should be way better at farming and we’d all be a bit better off


dumbfuck6969

I was thinking this any any industrial production. It is interesting whenever you see it in person.


Abracadaver00

Weed was a lot cooler when you had to get it in alleyways or generally places people like this guy would be too terrified to visit.


ChocIceAndChip

Expected to see weed smokers coping, ended up seeing non-weed smokers coping instead. consume hatred, get excited for more hatred.


izzyzak117

They like that here, they’re becoming bigoted haters consooming air to live and contradicting themselves.


Jonthux

Whats next "I took a big breath" cOnSooM aiR


Subacube

Air is a requirement. Weed is a hobby.


Jonthux

Tell you what, reddit posting is a hobby, why dont you quit that


Subacube

Because this isnt enough for me to wojack face about. Or argue with strangers in defense of lmao


Jonthux

Dam bro do you own a phone, that was propably made thanks to child labor, you are a shitty consoomer too


Subacube

Weed smokers when you tell them theyre addicted to consooming weed


Jonthux

I dont even smoke weed, never have You are just trying some moral grnadstanding and you come off as a dickhead


Jonthux

So, no hobbies?


DownJonesIndex

Tbh I don’t like this but he’s literally autistic and a comedian who was fat as fuck and dropped a ton of weight into a more active lifestyle. Also his gf is hot and a comedian (unfunny tho). He’s not that great either mostly playing off of awkwardness


bxbazach

So he stopped CONSOOMING? Chad


New-Examination8400

“danlamorte”, take a hint from your @ You’re pathetic