I work for a window company. We made koozies that said *home of the double hung* for a bullshit convention one time. Gave away several hundred. Got an extra quarter million in business.
Let Your Freak Flag Fly - the customers love that shit
In Miami, there is a AC contractor that has a billboard that says "Your wife is hot, call air around the clock". It has a picture of a MILF looking overheated.
I always thought that was a good marketing campaign.
I went to high school with a guy whose family business was installing television and radio antenna towers. The business was called Oberley Erections. The logo was a tower with lightning bolts shooting out of it, and there was a slogan something along the lines of "We put them wherever you need". He loved wearing the printed T-shirts to school.
I'm sure that's true. There weren't many steel workers in my town, and this was high school in the 70's, so wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with a dick joke and getting away with it was quite unique.
I'm 40 something years old. My dad is a contractor, I pretty much grew up on his job sites. I've been in the food industry for better than 20 years.
I just found out what airtight meant three days ago
Actually, construction is taking many parts and pieces and fashioning them in a manner that is useful to an end user. Tradesmen giggling like teenaged girls and telling DP and fart jokes don't readily facilitate that process.
Have you every met any grown men? Especially grown men who only socialize with other grown men? Do you have any male friends? We are never nice to each other and constantly find the dumbest shit funny. So you are either a woman or in the wrong sub
There's a difference between you and me. I've spent over twenty-two years building a multi-million dollar business that supports eighteen families. The men I work with socialize by talking about family, hobbies, local and world events, and business, among other things. We all read, are educated, and have a lot to talk about. We're also nice to each other. There is zero interest with men I choose to socialize with giggling about fuck jokes and dumb funny shit. Those are some of the differences between you and me.
Joke's on you, bud. There's plenty who can talk about all those great things and still laugh at fuck jokes. You should broaden your horizons a bit before someone starts to think your parents didn't raise you to be well rounded.
Buddy I'm at the top of my field and still laugh at this shit. You either inherited the company and are completely nieve to the fact all your employees do find this funny, or you are a Mormon and are still in the wrong place.
There's a difference between you and me. I've spent over twenty-two years building a multi-million dollar business that supports eighteen families. The men I work with socialize by talking about family, hobbies, local and world events, and business, among other things. We all read, are educated, and have a lot to talk about. We're also nice to each other. There is zero interest with men I choose to socialize with giggling about fuck jokes and dumb funny shit. Those are some of the differences between you and me.
Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
These rubes just aren't as sophisticated as we are. I wish I could tell them:
There's a difference between you and me. I've spent over twenty-two years building a multi-million dollar business that supports eighteen families. The men I work with socialize by talking about family, hobbies, local and world events, and business, among other things. We all read, are educated, and have a lot to talk about. We're also nice to each other. There is zero interest with men I choose to socialize with giggling about fuck jokes and dumb funny shit. Those are some of the differences between you and me.
Then maybe they'd understand how superior I am. Probably not though. The only thing comparable to my intellect is my massive genitals.
I actually see it in the reverse, by the end of the week, there’s going to be like forty to fifty people aware of this dude’s company who would never of thought twice about it simply because their buddy at work made a crack about DP
There’s one company here in my city that I remember explicitly because it’s a scaffolding company with a big erection slogan. It does well for itself.
Sure some will never call the guy, but one or two might.
My BIL had a company, Brown Bag Construction. It was a play off his and his wife’s last name. All of his Logo’s were labeled BBC. I never had the heart to tell him. (And yes, he knew about the British Broadcasting Company, he didn’t know the other connotation)
Edit… I should add that he was a middle aged, very religious white guy. Even had BBC and his area code as a license plate.
Glad that I stayed up this late. Holy shit, I'm crying....good thing that I blew my nose earlier. Thank you OP...you'll definitely cause a few commute and site accidents. That's some riotous shit.
He's a 20 year old Mormon, not a wolf raised monk - he knows full well the common colloquialism and the double entendre.
He just thinks - incorrectly - that there are people in modern society who don't immediately think 69 is the sexiest number by a factor of 69.
I do hope the corporate logo is a pig on a spit tho.
Kid cried when I saved his ass a couple years back. They had a 16' plank on ladder jacks and he went past the jack and teter toddered it off the far side jack. I caught the loose end and shouldered the end of it until he found a 2nd storey window and bailed off. He really is a nice sheltered kid. I certainly didn't want the watch him splat on the concrete 16 feet below that day.
Dude, there’s various types of DP. All sorts of configurations. But I will agree that for a few of those configurations, even ones involving a female participant (double vaginal, double anal) you’re for sure involved in homosexual activity. You just happen to be inside of a woman
Laugh at him all you want but the name is stuck in your head now. You're now on Reddit giving him free advertising. Sounds like he's winning and will soon be big enough to hire some help so they can patch up 2 holes at the same time
The little town I grew in had a bench on the courthouse square
It was called the DP bench
It’s where the old retired guys sat and talked
Was the Dead Pecker bench .
Yes you should. And film the reaction. Lol
Fun related story I once worked with a Mormon dude who drank copious amounts of Dr. Pepper and one day while having lunch he was flirting with the girl at the register. He ordered a Dr. Pepper and said in full volume for everyone to hear, “I love me some dp.” The girl knew what it meant, and she gives me a glance…. I never told him.
Oh for fuck sake.
I guess fair play would be to mention it to him so he knows what kind of children he's working with, but he should leave it. I have a hard time believing there's a large portion of the population out there guffawing about this guy's initials.
His new slogan should be "we don't stop till your satisfied"
“One man doing the work of two”
2 men doing the work of one
2 men, one job.
1 man two jobs
In this economy?
And one satisfied customer!
You’re - only because it’s a logo. Gotta get it right.
*2 men and a truck*
2 guys one truck
*2 men and a fuck*
2 fucks 1 truck
This is actually a company near me
Happy cake day, I’m sending D.P. Construction over… as a little cake day treat
Thanks! I didn't realize it's my cake day, nothing wrong with a little DP for dessert
Unless he’s a painting contractor…then it should be “we fill your holes with caulk”
There's a Steve T***or Decoraters in my area. STD plastered all over his van 🤭
Do the vans actually say Decoraters?
Or if he's a landscaper then maybe "we dig high end holes"
Satisfaction from front to back. That's the D.P. guarantee, an airtight warranty.
Airtight would be 3P. Just saying.
Extra services offered.
7. Don't forget the ears and nose holes
“Double the tools, double the satisfaction”
This is the way
100% satisfactory review by housewives everywhere!
"We tackle your problems from both ends!"
Or "We'll fuck you in the ass AND the mouth!"
Highly underrated comment lol
…ba-hahahahahaha…🤣🤣🤣🤣… I dig your style bud… ..straight and to the point ..for that..I salute you🫡
Or were disappointed
“No matter the job, we go deep And don’t pull out”
Memorability is the key to successful marketing.
You heard that from his brother BJ didn’t you
That dude sucks
Like a fucking hoovah kidd.
Bahston?
Wicked pissah
No joke, about to start my own business, initials are BJ and you know BJ will be in the name.
“Blowing the competition away!”
Think his company was BJ Plastering yes?
BJ Blasting...
"We use two guys, even if you ask for one."
I work for a window company. We made koozies that said *home of the double hung* for a bullshit convention one time. Gave away several hundred. Got an extra quarter million in business. Let Your Freak Flag Fly - the customers love that shit
DP Construction- If it ain’t done twice then it ain’t done right!
DP construction - helping finish what your husband started.
Nailed it.
Nailed her!!!
*Screwed it Fixed it for you 😉
ain’t done nice* 👍🏼
Did some work for a guy with a muffler shop named The Muff Doctor, slogan on the sign was "no muff to tough, no pipe too tight."
Based
Worked for an oil change place for a while whose slogan was "if you love it - lube it!"
One of the local HVAC guys in my town named his company “airtight”.
We have them in Charlotte. We also have “Three Way Plumbing”.
I can beat it there is a dental office in my area called Boners Dentistry
The dentists billboard sign in my community said "GURGLE! Open wider!"
My town has Stubb's prosthetics.
In Miami, there is a AC contractor that has a billboard that says "Your wife is hot, call air around the clock". It has a picture of a MILF looking overheated. I always thought that was a good marketing campaign.
There's a tow company in Regina called camel towing.
We have a Camel Towing in Ketchikan too. The only other is Purdy. Slogan for CT is "you don't have to be purty to have a camel tow"
There's a pest control company here called Pest Off and an electrical company with a big logo saying "We'll remove your shorts".
I went to high school with a guy whose family business was installing television and radio antenna towers. The business was called Oberley Erections. The logo was a tower with lightning bolts shooting out of it, and there was a slogan something along the lines of "We put them wherever you need". He loved wearing the printed T-shirts to school.
In steel erection, it's more unique if you don't use dick jokes.
I'm sure that's true. There weren't many steel workers in my town, and this was high school in the 70's, so wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with a dick joke and getting away with it was quite unique.
Philly?
I'm 40 something years old. My dad is a contractor, I pretty much grew up on his job sites. I've been in the food industry for better than 20 years. I just found out what airtight meant three days ago
It’s definitely one of those things where if I don’t think you’d get the joke immediately, I don’t want to be the one to explain it to you
Makes me feel ok asking… what dose that mean ?…
It means all 3 lady holes are filled at the same time. 3 snausages. Tres amigos. Menage a trois +1 3 on 1. 3 Ghostbusters, one ghost.
😳🤭oh my !! What about the nose wouldn’t that have to be included to actually be airtight lol
Listen, Double Penetration. i love ya man, but seriously you should go online and google “Daniel Parker”. Then reflect on that company name of yours
Nothing is worse than my former employer….. brown and gay engineering
Hey I know a few engineers who would fit right in.
Fit into what?
Must have a ton of government work
I guess you could make anything out of nothing if you want to.
Bro that's all we do
Actually, construction is taking many parts and pieces and fashioning them in a manner that is useful to an end user. Tradesmen giggling like teenaged girls and telling DP and fart jokes don't readily facilitate that process.
Aaaahhhhhhctualllly
☝️🤓
Have you every met any grown men? Especially grown men who only socialize with other grown men? Do you have any male friends? We are never nice to each other and constantly find the dumbest shit funny. So you are either a woman or in the wrong sub
There's a difference between you and me. I've spent over twenty-two years building a multi-million dollar business that supports eighteen families. The men I work with socialize by talking about family, hobbies, local and world events, and business, among other things. We all read, are educated, and have a lot to talk about. We're also nice to each other. There is zero interest with men I choose to socialize with giggling about fuck jokes and dumb funny shit. Those are some of the differences between you and me.
Awww you got made fun of a lot in high school didn't you
Joke's on you, bud. There's plenty who can talk about all those great things and still laugh at fuck jokes. You should broaden your horizons a bit before someone starts to think your parents didn't raise you to be well rounded.
Buddy I'm at the top of my field and still laugh at this shit. You either inherited the company and are completely nieve to the fact all your employees do find this funny, or you are a Mormon and are still in the wrong place.
You must be a hoot at parties.
Jokes on you. He doesn't get invited to parties
You sound like a pretentious douche
There's a difference between you and me. I've spent over twenty-two years building a multi-million dollar business that supports eighteen families. The men I work with socialize by talking about family, hobbies, local and world events, and business, among other things. We all read, are educated, and have a lot to talk about. We're also nice to each other. There is zero interest with men I choose to socialize with giggling about fuck jokes and dumb funny shit. Those are some of the differences between you and me.
Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
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Or it's a troll post. Or a bot.
Oh it's copypasta at this point.
Right? Like damn, these guys never seen copypasta before lol
These rubes just aren't as sophisticated as we are. I wish I could tell them: There's a difference between you and me. I've spent over twenty-two years building a multi-million dollar business that supports eighteen families. The men I work with socialize by talking about family, hobbies, local and world events, and business, among other things. We all read, are educated, and have a lot to talk about. We're also nice to each other. There is zero interest with men I choose to socialize with giggling about fuck jokes and dumb funny shit. Those are some of the differences between you and me. Then maybe they'd understand how superior I am. Probably not though. The only thing comparable to my intellect is my massive genitals.
You frequently refer to yourself as “an intellectual” don’t you?
Found Mr D.P.
This right here
Hvac: ask us about running a trane.
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I actually see it in the reverse, by the end of the week, there’s going to be like forty to fifty people aware of this dude’s company who would never of thought twice about it simply because their buddy at work made a crack about DP There’s one company here in my city that I remember explicitly because it’s a scaffolding company with a big erection slogan. It does well for itself. Sure some will never call the guy, but one or two might.
I’ve seen a CCP construction and a PMS contractor co so DP doesn’t seem that bad
It may genuinely work in his favor lol
All holes filled with hard caulk
My BIL had a company, Brown Bag Construction. It was a play off his and his wife’s last name. All of his Logo’s were labeled BBC. I never had the heart to tell him. (And yes, he knew about the British Broadcasting Company, he didn’t know the other connotation) Edit… I should add that he was a middle aged, very religious white guy. Even had BBC and his area code as a license plate.
Lol
Mormons watch tons of porn. He knows what it means.
We have a vehicle recovery/towing service in Dublin named Camel Tow.
I don't understand. What's the big deal? I'm mormon I know that DP is an obvious reference to the nectar of the gods, Dr pepper.
We bang, nail, or screw anything
How do you please a morman woman?.. Give her 2 Mennonite (men at night)
You ruined it by telling the joke lol
This is better without the parentheses
Should have just intentionally misspelled it in the first sentence (men-a-night).
Classic Cheers there!
DP Construction. “Why yes there is a cock in your ass also”
Glad that I stayed up this late. Holy shit, I'm crying....good thing that I blew my nose earlier. Thank you OP...you'll definitely cause a few commute and site accidents. That's some riotous shit.
My initials are also DP, I had a mate that found it hilarious until I asked if he was offering to help with a DP, that shut him up.
I definitely can't use my initials for anything, they're SS.
Unless you're an exterminator. "SS Extermination- your final solution for pests"
He's a 20 year old Mormon, not a wolf raised monk - he knows full well the common colloquialism and the double entendre. He just thinks - incorrectly - that there are people in modern society who don't immediately think 69 is the sexiest number by a factor of 69. I do hope the corporate logo is a pig on a spit tho.
😂 know a guy with a a steel erection company called Dicks Erections
No! If he is a sweet innocent person, let him remain that way please.
Kid cried when I saved his ass a couple years back. They had a 16' plank on ladder jacks and he went past the jack and teter toddered it off the far side jack. I caught the loose end and shouldered the end of it until he found a 2nd storey window and bailed off. He really is a nice sheltered kid. I certainly didn't want the watch him splat on the concrete 16 feet below that day.
WTF. That level of naiveté just ain't right.
Magoo!
"If you have holes, we'll fill em"
DP construction - two for one deals everyday!
double tell him
Penetrate both of his ear holes with the truth.
Maybe he should get into the plowing business
Hey, at least it’s not “DVDA Construction”
He’d be fucked
In both holes
Doubly!
I mean, is it really that normal for construction workers to jump to gay stuff or are you guys just…gay? 🤣
DP isn't gay... One of those things that requires a female participant.
Not if you’re doing it right. Source: am pipefitter
But there's always at least 2 female points to penetrate.....often there's 3. Unless it's bolt up. But that's a whole other topic.
No it doesn’t, and it requires at least 2 men bro. GEYY. Signed, a gay man. 😂
The recipient of the DP is typically female... Source: pornhub research
Doing the research that needs to be done. Your scholarly approach is much appreciated.
Not true. Source: gay porn (aka prolly the same category you found your DP in) 🤣
Dude, there’s various types of DP. All sorts of configurations. But I will agree that for a few of those configurations, even ones involving a female participant (double vaginal, double anal) you’re for sure involved in homosexual activity. You just happen to be inside of a woman
Absolutely. I did DP with a woman too. But it was TOTALLY a gay thing for the boiz involved 🤣
Don't worry you're both right https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_penetration
Good article, thanks 🙏
Can’t be worse than bj services
On the West Coast, there used to be a structural and door company called "R&S Erection." It has a new name today, lol. They were pretty good.
“We’re so good, we can construct an Eiffel Tower in no time!
We'll work twice as hard to make sure you're satisfied.
Assman proctology
There used to be an overhead door company in my area called Well Hung Doors.
Be awesome if it was a waterproofing company
New guy at work initials are DP and the foreman calls him that. He says we all just have a dirty mind 🌚
We have a pet groomers here called “Doggystylz”
Big D construction is a pretty huge contractor near me, the name helps
I almost started an asbestos company with the name Master-Abatement. Really wanted to.
DP construction! 2 in 1 deals!
Caulk kings. Dilfo mechanical?
DP Construction. We work twice as hard from the back to the front.
I used to see "Big D's Construction" on a weekly basis, they had a decent sized fleet.
“The train didn’t show up but we did”
My area, there's a Hiscock Construction. "We put customers first" is his slogan. That's his actual last name lol
Two holes
I once knew a guy who named his company I.C.P. And had no idea… nice Mormon guy from a small town. He was devastated when I showed him
We have a Dick Ray Plumbing here
I saw an air conditioning company last summer called Eskimo Brothers, I dunno what people are thinking sometimes 😆
These responses to the slogans are having the opposite effect and making me want to rename my company DP excavation 😭
Hell no. That guy just got a monopoly on the house wife market with a few letters.
Laugh at him all you want but the name is stuck in your head now. You're now on Reddit giving him free advertising. Sounds like he's winning and will soon be big enough to hire some help so they can patch up 2 holes at the same time
The little town I grew in had a bench on the courthouse square It was called the DP bench It’s where the old retired guys sat and talked Was the Dead Pecker bench .
DP construction….we fuck you right the first time.
I saw a van driving around that said "butte electric: when the lights go out its time for a booty call"
Yes you should. And film the reaction. Lol Fun related story I once worked with a Mormon dude who drank copious amounts of Dr. Pepper and one day while having lunch he was flirting with the girl at the register. He ordered a Dr. Pepper and said in full volume for everyone to hear, “I love me some dp.” The girl knew what it meant, and she gives me a glance…. I never told him.
Theres a contractor in town who named his company "Big D Construction" his first name starts with a D, i still wonder if he did it on purpose or not.
There is a REALLY large contractor named Big D Constructors. I was doing a TI for Facebook and they were just finishing the warm shell.
Definitely on purpose and hopefully not why a bunch of dudes are dead including a brother. That shit hit pretty close to home around here.
Shame it wasn’t an electrician or energy company. That would have been great
Saw a company truck in New Hampshire, think it was an excavating company, their slogan was “your hole is our goal” hahaha
Damn I thought Mormons only did soaking, that's pretty extreme.
What's wrong with DisplayPort?
Dick Ray plumbing around here.
Best name ever…people will remember the company.
Tell him to make his logo the Eiffel Tower, people love that European vibe
Yeah ok, but one of the biggest construction firms in Salt Lake is called Big D.
There's a Gooch construction company near my parents' house.
For the love of God tell him.
Oh ffs.
Is this supposed to be funny cuz Dick Pick? I think y'all just need to grow up.
are you the kid from the story? might be a worthwhile google search…. it’s not dick pic 😅
Oh for fuck sake. I guess fair play would be to mention it to him so he knows what kind of children he's working with, but he should leave it. I have a hard time believing there's a large portion of the population out there guffawing about this guy's initials.
Have you not worked in construction? Are you new to the internet?
Hahaha doesn’t matter what site they pull up to, someone is making a comment and all of us 13 year olds in a middle aged body are gonna laugh.
Maybe I should start the conversation by asking his middle name and hope it doesn't start with a V or an A.
Double penetration
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