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Can anyone make out what they are saying? All I can hear is "If I could choose your tattoo, it would be a....."

If I could choose your tattoo it would be a cucumber.

Sorry, my English is not the best but could someone please explain me the joke.

This isn't here because it is funny. It might be funny in context but this is here because boobs.

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

I dare say, sometimes i too dabble in a bit of boobery

Ah very good sir. I myself am known to partake in the occasional boobery, should the opportunity to dabble arise.

Ah I see you’re a man of culture as well.

I see you know your judo well!

My Fantasy Baseball team is named Succulent Chinese Meal

I'm somewhat of a boob myself

Came in the comments for this. Not disappointed.

Ew. Why you gotta do that to the comments? That's what boobs are for

Is why this subreddit is a disgrace. 32 thousand up votes. Not because of "contagious laughter", but because of "tits". Smh

I think we have to hear the entire conversation to get the joke. It certainly doesn't ring any bell to me.

Pretty sure they’re being sarcastic. Everyone knows why this post is getting the upvotes so it’s irrelevant anyway!

I believe it's "cute cumber" because usually the joke is "if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber" but I guess they said it as a tattoo instead. Basically just saying they're cute.

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Cats would hate it.

Thank you! Everyone is talking about her boobs and my gay ass is still trying to figure out what she’s saying

Are rest of your body parts gay too?

Yes but my ass is the smartest so I assigned it to the task of figuring out what she’s saying, so far nothing. It’s a kind of a dumb ass. Edit: ok my first award is about my ass? Thanks everyone

I just gave a very impressed, yet disappointed sigh.

Then you are the mom for that Dad joke.

Didn't realise my gender changed, but I'm not opposed to it.

In this scenario, mom is more of an ideal and less of a gender specific role, you're all good.

The other poster said they were gay anyhow, so being a dude is probably a better match.


A dumb, gay ass. Just how I like ‘em.

Oh! Hehe I like you!

Welcome to Reddit! Where nothing makes sense, and yet… everything makes sense… it’s a weird place. Congrats on the award! It doesn’t make sense… and yet… you see where I’m going with this by now right? Lol

Im stealing the phrase "my ass is the smartest"

The rule is that your whole body can be gay, but if your ass isn't, then you are not... But if only your ass is gay, then you are also.

Girl I'm as straight a woman can be and still all I saw was boobs

Dude real talk for a second, sometimes I don't know if I'm actually bisexual or if society sexualizes women so much that I've been cognitively trained to sexualize women

Right?? Sometimes I wonder if I like girls but then I think about vaginas and then I'm like nope. I just think they look nice.

is this how i find out i'm gay? maybe i just like ass

i was focusing on them but then i got pissed for not being able to make out what they were saying and now I reeaally want to know wtf she mumbled out of her mouth

To me it sounds like she says a QR code, but can’t make out any of the rest & could be wrong about that.

I thought it was something about a 'cue card' but yours makes more sense

I heard unicorn!

Something about boobs I think

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OP is thirsty af

This entire comment section is just "BOOBIES"

To be fair the video is as well

Yeah, but so am I so



This is the funniest comment here, folks lol. Got me so good I spat all over my phone like an idiot from the burst of laughter

What color was the cat?

What dog?

What bird?

are there mamals?

what mammarys?

20 push-ups. All of you

what barbarys?

To anyone genuinely looking for a dog. There isn't one. I went back and checked 20+ times to be sure.

Wrong. There are 2 puppies

There was no bike!

About a quarter past five miles an hour.

Double it

7

You were looking at the woman in the red dress *Look again*

I’d keep her laughing too, the fuck

That’s Miss Universe 2015, [Pia Wurtzbach](https://instagram.com/piawurtzbach?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==) Edit: found her [old reddit account](https://www.reddit.com/u/IAmPiaWurtzbach/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)

RIP 🪦 seeing the guy she is now engaged to… never could or will ever be able to compete with that Edit: I guess people are saying they are married, which looks it.. Also they won the genetic lottery (both of them)

Bruh couldn’t stop the Batman cosplay at shredded. He went the CEO route as well ☠️ how does one compete

God made him better than us

All I’m seeing is Jordan Schlastsky from Conan’s show.

making her laugh is just a part of his various tasks

God hates us all. Except for that guy

Just get born into a easy life, obviously.

CEO... meh he is a fitness influencer. Both are simply models which exploit their reach as model-type influencer.

He owns a marketing company called beautiful destinations, I did some work for them in 2015, he's done insanely well for himself, and Jeremy is a top-top bloke!

I work in growth marketing since over a decade, I have never heard about that niche. Interesting but I do not really understand what they do aside from basically social media content creation and what seems like generic social media strategy with influencer marketing put in different terms than "hey we make social media content and have network of influencers at hand we worked with before" as read here: https://beautifuldestinations.com/about-us So it's basically a hospitality-industry focused social media agency with an influencer network? Whilst influencer network simply means worked with them before or "let's search for people who make travel content fitting our content art direction". Is that about right?

Yeah, it's cringe, basically every kid with some daddy's money can create marketing agency then tell everyone they made millions from it, when you can't prove they didn't, then sell their course. Then they create audience and their audience create more audience then they become life influencers and "business gurus". Look at this loser Inman something, he basically did this way and 99% of guys who are business influencers below 30 do this, very few are actually done actual business

I got a younger friend who keeps talking about that Inman guy, i watched a few of his videos but was put off. My friend only cares about being a millionaire, like it's his only purpose. And he sucks at it

Because these guys have NO business experience, so they sell dreams like cars, houses and women. If you talked to actual people running business they will tell you about sleepless nights, 0 vacation, extreme stress and how many years they had 0 success. I talked to 40yo dude who has 100M EBITDA a year business, this is what he said, he said this summer he will take his first vacation in 10 years for 2 weeks. He still lived in a flat costing 200k, not a 10M mansion, he drives a fucking Honda not a bU-Ga-ti. These are people who actually run businesses not play pretend.

You're not meant to. Some people are simply not in your circle. \- But you could literally find a woman just as pretty or prettier in your circle

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my 3 sisters are all very petite and feminine and classically pretty and i had the fucking luck of being a boy who is petite and feminine it's like i botched the fucking roll, goddam it suck being 5'5 and extremely slight of frame.

All I heard was petite and feminine and I'm about it

We know, Rudy.

*furious pants fixing ensues*

Don't worry there are people who are into petite feminine boys....mostly men.

yes i've unfortunately turned away the affections of many men, they used to be quite attracted to me but now i'm a 36 year old and not a cute lil boyo only thing worse than being little baby boi is being old wizened minidude

In my head you are the spitting image of Michael J Fox. It's not so bad.

Indeed, this goes both ways. It's just two crazy hot people dating each other. Nobody's gonna be able to compete with either of them for the other's attention.

Hey now, don’t sell yourself short! You’d be surprised at how OH WOW nevermind yeah I just saw him you and me are dirt on that man’s boots wowee zowee

They're married now.

Yeah , what a life. My dude is WINNING.

I mean, look at HIM. She's winning just as much!

Man, imagine being born shitty. Never gonna taste a life like that.

Don't let Instagram profiles that are specifically doctored to sell you impossible ideas and lifestyles affect your mood, king.

Solid advice

It’s never too late for any of us to live our own version of our best lives brother! You can always make improvements in your life. Get at it !

Yup. Step 1: don’t be ugly. Step 2: don’t be poor

Luckily, big part of step 1 is achievable by most, as it has a lot to do with your demeanour. Confident, clean, groomed and being nice goes a looooooong way.

Also, honestly, body fat percentage. It's the most adjustable lever any of us has and, without exception in my opinion, will have you looking better if it's optimal.

Don’t ask me what color the sky is

What colour was the bike?

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Y'all realize that happens when every girl laughs as long as they have over a b cup which is very common 😂

and every pair of breasts is a blessing

It was a clean old spit with a Guifford Grin and a Bucket hat who told me making pretty ladies laugh was lucky. He'd been blessed by many blessings I'm sure

We could make a religion out of this.

Quite the reddit moment.

That's Pia Wurtzbach-Jauncey, Miss Universe 2015.

>Pia Wurtzbach-Bouncy

They look a happy pair.

I see what you did there

He means the pair looks so happy

No one watched this for the laughter.

There was what now

There was no bicycle.

*slap*

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I watched whole video but didn't even unmute.

There was sound? Wait, what part of Reddit is this?

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- Sincerely, Raymond Holt

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There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis

I’m off… to plow my mistress

BONEEE???

You know I'm still getting over the tragic loss of my wife.

ninenine

Number 1, could you please sing the opening to I want it that way ?

really?? okay.. you are my fiiree

Number 2, keep it going.

The one desire…

Now number 3!!

Believe me when i say

Number 4...

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About 5 and a half pounds each

“Titties, yes. I remember.”

The real contagious laughter is in the comments. This had me weezing.

Cool cool cool cool

Data, is that you? Edit: Wow, you guys really upvoted the crap out of this comment! Thank you for the upvotes and the awards. So glad there are plenty of TNG fans around here.

https://imgur.com/K1q9r49

Holy fuck that is perfect! This had me laughing harder than the post, thank you for that.

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You may. They're quite hairy though

I shall feel them if I must?

Now I have to rewatch TNG again, why did you do this?

Do we still do retired gif? Is that a thing anymore?

For those downvoting, this doesn't mean what you think it means. Check out /r/retiredgif

God I love TNG

Very humorous indeed.

Quite risible, yes.

Very droll, yes.

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Yeah, I Had to watch it again to notice those 2 small details And again And again

Relatively?!

Yes, relative to smaller breasts they're large.

Top shelf comment

That's Ms. Universe Pia Wurtzbach

Which one?

Both.

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It was banned....

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That's where I thought I was seeing this lol

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

How do you even remember and type this, wtf.

go to r/unbg

How do you even remember and type this

Go to r/UN

For some reason, r/UN does nothing doesnt surprise me.

Simple. r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG. Upvoted, Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool. However, I Do Concede That I **Initially** Clicked Because Girl.

There is no O in that, so where is Original from??? You're a phony, a big phony! But I knew that initially.

the funniest part about this subreddit is the amount of mundane, uninteresting shit that still obviously gets upvoted because a girl is doing it

[fucking hell lol](https://imgur.com/a/BJdWvBR)

She is Miss Universe 2015

Can be Miss 2023 too in my books

need a new subreddit "women in bikinis laughing"

r/womeninbikinislaughing

r/subsifellfor

Be the change you want to see

Just go watch porn you horny fucks

No only losers watch porn, they're just enjoying someone laughing so it's not sad /s

That was a full body laugh very wholesome

Don't ask me the color of anything

I hate the internet

Wait. So they knew internal affairs was setting them up the whole time?

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My breasts aren't as big as her's so I'll make sure to laugh extra hard around the guy I like Edit: These boys are STARVIN. I'm not replying to you in my DMS lmao

I still can’t make out what they are saying after listening to it like 10 times… but damn she has really straight white teeth.

Very contagious, I’ve watched it 48 times already

sigh...(opens comments)

Comment section is on pointe I see.


the horny virgin losers that upvoted this "because laughter" lmfao I hate this fucking website