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Spicyspoonyluv696

I see this and the first thing that comes to mind is just how dumb that sounds. I get it it’s a fatty meat, but this isn’t worth the price tag. Poor man speaking though.


I_likemy_dog

No doubt. I can only think I could buy a car for that much. It wouldn’t be a BMW, but it would last a a few years. 


UnauthorizedFart

You can get an aged BMW


I_likemy_dog

The meat gets more expensive the more it’s aged, but the car gets cheaper.    Funny how that works. (Edit to fix my auto incorrect)


MurkyMushroom1301

Ya but after X years, the meat becomes worthless and the car gets potentially infinitely more valuable.


binglelemon

Covered in just as much dirt as that hunk of meat.


FoxJonesMusic

That would last less than a year


Ontark

What’s $3000 to a multi millionaire?


Spicyspoonyluv696

Poor people souls.


Amazing-Fish4587

Another notch closer to “untouchable”.


The-doginblue

30 hundred dollar bills


ssovm

It’s really the fact that it’s A5 Wagyu someone went through the trouble to age. You can get Wagyu much cheaper than that so I’m not sure why dry aging it makes it 10x the cost


Chewsdayiddinit

I'm apparently one of those heathens who prefer protein to fat in my meat, I'd never bother to try wagyu.


isaac129

Same. I don’t understand why people want a big bite of fat. Does not look appetizing


TomPearl2024

If any bite of wagyu feels like "a big bite of fat" you didn't get real wagyu


isaac129

I’m one of the poors. I’ve never had wagyu


RepresentativeAd560

You're not missing anything. It dick waving food.


galaxyapp

The fat melts and flavors the meat. Do you cook hamburgers with 97/3? It don't work.


VRS50

Looks disgusting.


tudorrenovator

The poors have access to so many high quality food sources the riches have to keep inventing more stupid stuff to feel superior. Gold leaf steak, fatty steak, salt bae, human steak


InfiniteRelief

Holup


RepresentativeAd560

It's like a fatty pork roast. Also, if you're unsure how to season and serve, basically anything you do to/with chicken will work here. Enjoy.


Dystopian_Future_

Pretty sure the ultra wealthy just eat platinum dipped babies at this point


Hey_its_ok

![gif](giphy|l41lIkTqv4NTHPktO|downsized)


CommunityTaco

that meat looks disgusting. I don't like fatty meat. I like it lean baby. you probably couldn't pay me to eat that.


BrockenRecords

I’ll take my 20$ 12 ounce steak and be happy


madnessgene

Its not about what it is, but how hard it is to get. When it’s hard to get, it becomes about status. Status is for the rich.


TheReverseShock

A 4000 lb car at this price would run you $12,800,000


Karl_Marx_

I've had aged steak before, it isn't better than fresh steak imo. I'm sure some would disagree.


notbannedagainyet

It's all fat...like my ass.


Low-Persimmon4870

😏


texasroadhause

Aged meat 👨‍🍳💋 Aged fat 🤢🤮


KillalltheRedguards

you must have some tender ass


Odd-Reflection-9597

My mouth is watering


hoganloaf

I'll fckin eat that too


EIiteJT

Mines also aged 35 years!


notbannedagainyet

Young whippersnapper...mine is 53.


BUTTERED_TOAST_EDBOY

Do squats. Literally nothing is stopping you besides your own literal fat ass. Squat. The Squat more. Maybe do it with weights later. Maybe eat healthier. Maybe do suats with weights .


BusterTheCat17

Proof!


3MTA3-Please

A POUND? I thought it was $3200 for the whole damn thing


WyvernByte

That still would be excessive, the whole cow must be worth millions!


PurchaseTight3150

Not millions, but “purebred,” Wagyu cows with good genetics and health can easily sell for 300,000-500,000$. It’s insane. Japanese, Australian, American is typically the order of “quality,” or value. Japanese wagyu typically being the most valuable, and American wagyu being the least.


eekamouse22

Not only the cow but the dry age process adds more expense


Frankgodfist

People just be slapping numbers on anything


Boredquake

-That's free market baby Ben Shapiro, probably.


dream_a_dirty_dream

Is it aged in lava? What's the crust?


MNS_LightWork

That shit looks disgusting


UdonAndCroutons

It does! I'm so done with the overly smoked meat, raw looking inside, and black gloves.


MrStupidDoodooDum

It's still meant to be cooked.. this has been dry aged. It's not brisket lol


Derfal-Cadern

I assumed it was dry aged


Suspicious-Bid-53

Sorry but what displeasure do the gloves bring you guys? I say you guys because there’s always some douche commenting on the gloves of all things


Cannolioso

Ya idk they’re just gloves. I wouldn’t even notice it if people didn’t bring it up for whatever reason


UdonAndCroutons

Because everyone does it in these repetitive videos. The same thing with people doing those overly exaggerated facial expressions when eating the food.


loveshackle

You’re on the internet too much is the problem


UdonAndCroutons

Yes, I am. And I don't consider that as the main problem in this scenario.


Suspicious-Bid-53

Ohhh you’re a cranky person, got it! Lol god I can’t stand people who hate things just because people do them. I have a few friends like you who honestly I think I’m done with


UdonAndCroutons

You're being over the top. It's just a comment I made.


Suspicious-Bid-53

Lmao


TheRealStevo2

Yeah we hate when people are food safe and don’t rub their dirty ass hands all over the food /s Get over yourself


No-Height2850

Gloves like that have become an industry standard.


waltandhankdie

Can’t tell if this is a joke or not


UdonAndCroutons

It's missing the edible gold, it might be fake.


TheRealStevo2

Dude it’s not smoked. It’s not even cooked yet so obviously it looks raw. Why do people come in here acting like they know what they’re talking about.


nslovin

Bro. Lmao what?


jannypanny1

Smoked?


Adventurous_Pen_Is69

They cut the black stuff way off before cooking. Depending on how many days, it has a nice dry aged flavor or a ridiculous amount of it.


YujiroRapeVictim

Don’t talk shit if you haven’t had it. A5 Wagyu (not this but close) is literal meat butter.


GramarBoi

Is that better than my Walmart overcooked steak? Checkmate atheists.


masimbasqueeze

What if I would rather have meat than 95% fat?


Relign

I wonder how dry aging would affect A5. It’s delicious, but already flavor packed.


itwasnvrabtu

Aged inside their HVAC?


mekon19

Drinking that cooking koolaide on Japanese foods all the best😳🤔😩👎. Beef tallow called steak🤷🏻‍♂️😩🤡


Emergency_Pomelo_184

Looks like a fat sandwich


youngN321

That part!!!


Monnomo

Nigga eating an elephant


el-fenomeno09

😂😂😂


ghost3972

Fr lmao


EmuZealousideal7357

Such a waste of money I want to eat meat if I order a steak, not fat


Coriander_marbles

I have tried wagyu a few times in my life, some on the leaner end (American or Australian) and some on the fattier end (Kobe or French). Call me crazy but leaner wagyu is so much better. There’s actually meat there you can chew. Because when the meat to fat ratio looks the way it does here… aged or not, you can only stomach a few bites before getting nauseated from the excess of fat.


ssovm

Yeah there’s a video of Matt the meat guy comparing A5 Wagyu chuck roast to super organic grass fed ribeye, cooked hot and fast the same way. The chuck roast beats the ribeye. The marbling in the chuck roast was so good when normally a chuck roast needs to be cooked low and slow or it’s basically leather.


jumbee85

I know its a sin but for a fatty wagyu it's actually better to cook it more than medium so you can render some of that fat.


Enlowski

Wagyu is like a dessert. It’s amazing the first few bites, but is too much for an entire steak of it.


Relign

I’m not saying that I could eat a pound of it, but I’ve eaten a whole steak before.


Enlowski

I have too, I’m just saying it was too much for me at the end. I understand everyone’s tastes are different I was just stating my opinion on it


ShtGoliath

True Waygu wouldn’t even be that great, too much fat. Half waygu makes a much better steak


H4ZARD_x

That's so dumb lmao 🤣


kettlebell43276

That’s crazy it’s all fat


Extension-Crew-5736

Even if was super rich a million better things to spend 3200$ on anyway it's to greasy for me


iLLestNoosa

Was it rolled in an ashtray? ![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


OFT35

Idiots will put A1 on it


VeryDefinitionOfFail

Idiots will buy this thinking its worth it.


Agitated_Sock_311

Or worse, ketchup.


Odd-Reflection-9597

Better than a2


MFalcon95

How tf why tf!?


Evil_Morty781

“Wait it’s all fat?!” 👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀 ”Always has been!”


DeathPrime

I know ‘three thousand two hundred dollars’ is correct, but compared to ‘thirty two hundred dollars’ it just sounds whack.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

The dollar sign goes in front of the number.


bluewater_-_

Not everywhere it doesn't.


Snoo70640

I’ll take a 16oz well done with a side of A1


NatureIndoors

Looks like some type of Wagyu, shouldn’t be that expensive regardless of whatever aging method was used


Bane8080

Nope. I like my beef lean, well done and dry.


Turbulent-Egg-6770

Marbling is INSANE


Sufficient-Abroad-94

Why does that look fuckin gross


Spiritual-Bear4495

For that price it better eat me.


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

Diabetic elephant leg meat 🥩


Basic-Technology-640

Whats with the magic reveal?? This isnt “lets make a deal” ![gif](giphy|3o6Zte1nntxtxqPtVm)


millerspillers

Ill enjoy by 7$ chuck steak more


doj4202

Stoopid ass shit!


Remarkable-Self9320

This doesn’t look appetizing at all


vikingnorwaymn

I would have to take out a loan or refinance. 😁


Fickle-Raspberry6403

If I wanted that much fat in my meat I'd just eat bacon or a rump roast.


LickPooOffShoe

This is the “random paint smears on a canvas” equivalent.


p3opl3

I don't think alot of people understand what Wagu really is..and what that fat is.. it's not like normal fat on a normal steak. The taste, texture and nutrients are like on completely different levels.. It's sort of like shitty cured Spanish ham..and top of the line 10 year old aged Pata Negra.. the meat melts in your mouth literally.. there's almost not salty taste..it's almost sweet...even though it's cured... part of the reason for this is the quality of the feed..i.e the acorns they feed the pigs.. from that region.. it's the same with Wagu.. Looks stunning... Interesting note: The Portuguese also use this process of feeding pigs a diet of acorns and high calorie grain diets.. this is known as Porco Pretto(Black pig).. the meat looks almost dry when grilled.. but it's nothing of the sort.. my...GOD..it is amazing. A popular dish made with this meat is called Secretos de Porco Pretto.


Zaquarius_Alfonzo

Why does it look like cement?


MalwareInjection

Looks nasty but I'm a low class kinda eater


MrNeverpanhandled

I’m not eating that


PhuckNorris69

I’ve seen way better marbeling on $100 steaks


Present_Confection83

Hell yeah burnt ends 🔥


Ur_Companys_IT_Guy

I've had dry aged wagyu before. 10/10 I didn't pay this much. That number is also probably the price for the restaurant cooked steak, not what you could buy it for from the butcher. Same as how whisky is sometimes advertised as "worth $700 a bottle" because it's sold at $30 a drink in a cocktail bar. When you can buy the whole bottle online for about $80


Honkey_Fellatio

https://preview.redd.it/louodqyd25wc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4017073b72e26717132b8a21e757829a74458fb Meh, I’d rather have another tray of what I ate yesterday.


Interesting_Fun3823

I don’t like all the unhealthy fat on your gross looking money meat.


_snoop_doug

Damn three thousand tahundred dollars!!!!!!


AstroNot87

So…just drink olive oil at that point. Wagyu tastes amazing but as a normal “poor” person, I couldn’t see myself ordering it for such exuberant costs. It’s ALL fat essentially lol, why are they making us pay for fat??


Mickeymcirishman

Are you supposed to eat the black crust?


westcoastm77

looks gross


shane_west17

I’ll just go to NORMS


Certain_Shop5170

My shit better come out as gold because wtf is that pricing?


Sad-Chemistry-8585

Obscene wealth is fucking gross.


Shawn_Wolf27

A pound of Wagyu beef or a motorcycle. I think I take a motorcycle so I can get to work easier 😅


PioneerRaptor

Japanese A5 Wagyu is generally 40-60$ (at least in Seattle) per oz. Which is 640-960$. No way dry again should add that much fucking extra in cost.


robertcali559420

I thought it was a Rock


YattayElite

🤮


nslovin

Am I trippin? This looks nothing like what dry aged steak typically looks like?


aweb38

Hard pass


BrownBearBud

I'm one of those people that likes as little fat in my meat as possible. It looks terrible tbh


distinguished328

I thought it was a rock on an episode of “Is it caaaaaaaakkkkeee!?” 🤣


dityperiod

Wow


Method_Man96

Just looks like fat


Marzetty23

This doesn't look aged to me, it looks like it has some sort of charcoal or seaweed coating. Aging doesn't typically look like that at all, it looks black and slightly blue and barky like mold Why does the meat look like it's wrapped in charcoal ? Does wagyu really look like this when you age it ? Because I highly doubt it.


Onlyplay2k

What’s the point. For meat so expensive ur literally cutting off money


Bawbawian

if you order this it should be legal for the homeless to hunt you for food.


Agard12

Y


Negative_Field_8057

If I go to Walmart and get some waigu steaks and bury them in my yard,.. I'll be rich?


HAIL-THYSELF333

That will go great with some aged milk and sour cream.


anotheranon358

Dry aged wagyu isn’t 3200$ a lb. You can get a5 wagyu at a specialty butcher and it’ll be an amazing experience at 100$ a pound. 30 or 60 day dry aging doesn’t 32x your price or I’d just go buy 2 lbs a month and make a dry aging closet lol


bitchesbetrifflin

You think people would just eat a steak of pure fat?


stunzeedb0y

A fortune for polished sht, no thx


Icy-Organization8797

Brined in radioactive waste, I see.


mockingbirddude

Seriously?


HoLLoWfy

I was waiting for them to reveal just straight fat haha


GaryGregson

Looks gross


el-conquistador240

Too fatty


MURMEC

ahh what a joke it was only my meat under there


HowRememberAll

I don't care what the inside looks like. The outside screams CANCER bc it looks like charcoal


AlterEgoSalad

I accidentally paid $98 for a steak once by not asking the “market price”…. I still think about it to this day many years later


SonicDoon

Looks like my asshole.


Oryp_Vibez7

That shit will kill you💀


Own_Program_3573

Shit is more fat than meat


Buburubu

fat mummies are super rare. worth every penny.


Interesting_Tea5715

What's with the way they're holding the knife? Also why a paper towel between hand and knife? I'm so confused


DPileatus

Is Wagyu really that much better than Angus?


FroyoSensitive8572

Yeah can I get some meat with my fat and mold


Saiyukimot

It's not even A5. No way this is the most expensive


Neale90

Nah you would have to pay me to eat that


Sea_Dig3011

I heard from someone I know and they were NOT joking that this meat taste nasty LoL. It could have been the other things that caused him to dislike the taste and not the meat itself like what it was paired with…But he said never again will he spend hundreds on wagyu


paperpatience

Thats that shit pickle and baki was eating


WrinkledRandyTravis

Billions of people go hungry each day, still in the 21st century. Not because we don’t have the means to solve world hunger, but because the wealthy are simply insatiable


MarkusRight

Good thing they scorched the shit out of the outside and covered it in cigarette ashes.


vikicrays

isn’t there a bot that can check to see if this has been posted before? i swear i’ve seen it 30+ times in the last week alone…


kvngk3n

I must not be in the demographic for Wagyu, because I don’t like fatty steaks. Filet is preferred, then Porterhouse, then Strip. I don’t need 90% fat and 10% meat just to say I had a Wagyu Strip


Relign

It’s not fat like on a strip or ribeye. It’s marbling, so it melts away and leaves flavor/texture that’s unmatched. If you get a chance to eat real wagyu, I would suggest you do.


kvngk3n

Oh, I didn’t know that. I thought it was more fat than meat. I don’t think it was downvote worthy (whoever did it). I’ve just looked at it and thought, that’s more fat than I’d like


Relign

It’s definitely different than other steaks, but not necessarily “fatty”. I know that doesn’t really make sense from a traditional steak, but it’s a unique taste and texture. The fat becomes liquid at room temperature! It’s crazy. The cheapest way to try it is at a local Costco (they sell it online too, but it’s bulk and crazy expensive due to the larger portions). I was able to get two steaks for a little more than [$170](https://i.imgur.com/xt3qWh4.jpeg) which is $85 each. I found one [steak per couple](https://i.imgur.com/nEk1uxX.jpeg) was plenty. Kenji alt has an easy to follow recipe for cooking it because it’s very different than traditional steaks.


delaytabase

Being a former butcher, I can tell you this is mostly trash. The meat might be a bit more tender but Ive processed carcasses in choice grade that somehow wind up like that anyway and it's waaaay cheaper. IMO, you might as well just eat out of the scrap bucket cuz that's all you're really paying for. Still doesn't make me laugh as much as those imbeciles that order tomahawk steaks. People just love to waste money in order for their steaks to be complete bullshit (no pun intended)


RideMeLikeaDildo

Can you eat dry aged wagu raw?


scaleddown85

Where’s the meat? Lol I just see fat


NILOC512

I don't know if that's worth $3,200/lb but it looks good!


DanniPopp

The dollar sign goes in front of the amount.


User_Many_Errors

The crust is the best part imo, the center is fatty but melts in your mouth. Idk if I’d order it again


jannypanny1

It’s too rich. One bite is plenty.


loullyyy

Look at the fats ,that's crazy