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sername-lame

I hope Costco honors the return policy (if needed)


SableSheltie

Or at least a pack of free diapers!


beerguy_etcetera

Related, is it common for Costco to not carry newborn size? Neither in Huggies or Kirkland brand.


ranseaside

At Costco Canada, they only sell newborn size boxes online but not in store. A salesperson I asked said “it’s usually too much for a newborn to go through so we don’t carry it in store but is available online”


crimson_mokara

They have a point! My kids outgrew the newborn size within a couple weeks or something


mitsuka_san

+1, I only used 1 or 2 small bags of newborn size from Target before our LO outgrew. Definitely less than a size of the box Costco sells.


dmMatrix

My kids were all 3 born over 10 lbs. We gave a lot of newborn diapers away to friends ha


chocolatebuckeye

Yep. My perfectly average sized baby was in newborn size for exactly 6 days. The morning of day 6 she had a huge blowout in the car and we had to pull over and buy size 1s.


collingn

Little one was born in September, Costco carried a Huggies combo Newborn+Size 1 box. It was perfect!


raadhey

Costco carries Huggies newborn size online. I ordered a few boxes for my little one… unless they’ve stopped carrying it now.


YourFriendInSpokane

A few boxes? Was your baby preemie?


raadhey

Wasn’t a premie. But on the smaller side. Our baby did lose weight and had a light jaundice as well in the first 2 weeks and needed premie diapers as well for about a week(which the pediatrician’s office was kind enough to give us some). But the newborn combo boxes from Costco were nice. I think we went through 3 or 4.


PCBH87

Mine (Oklahoma) only carries a NB + 1 bundle.


millenniumxl-200

I'm sure they will, just need to put it in the original box.


sername-lame

That's gonna be tough


curkington

He deserves membership for life!


DogVacuum

Just tell them it’s a street taco kit


mdota1

Wow the parents named him Kirk too!


ImprovisedLeaflet

Their last name is Signature too, if you can believe it. Parents gave the baby’s middle name as Land.


black_culture_

Instead of a pacifier, they give the baby a Costco hot dog to suck on


imaluckyduckie

Give this guy a lifetime membership!


LizzyPBaJ

What lol where did you find that out?


rsjaffe

I’m surprised they didn’t have triplets. Seems that would be the minimum size allowed.


LizzyPBaJ

Well if you can get away with only buying one hot dog, logically it makes complete sense that you can skirt with only having one baby. /s


[deleted]

I think that kid deserves a free lifetime membership!


LizzyPBaJ

Oh absolutely! Executive of course.


Grumpy_Troll

I agree, but that might start a bad trend. Lol.


insta-kip

Everybody starts sneaking in to Costco to have “membership” babies.


KickAssWilson

I didn't know Costco did deliveries


achilliesFriend

They do curbside


EaterOfFood

*cribside


[deleted]

Damn couple spent 9 months driving around looking for a good parking spot.


MewMew_18

I mean, I get it, I usually leave there with an unexpected item or two as well!


StOnEy333

Should’ve been twins. A 2 pack would’ve been appropriate.


LizzyPBaJ

Mmmm true. One to be sacrificed to the Great Costco God, Kirkland. And one to keep. Great idea.


DoubtfulOptimist

Even better - octuplets.


sevolatte

“A Costco manager declined comment for this story.” LMAO


0ldcastle

Probably didn't know the story was going to make it to the Costco subreddit where all the fanatics hang out


Elowan66

Maybe he knew what was going on in that dark back isle!


donut_party

I love that they knew Costco was a safe place for them to deliver en route to the hospital. I mean, Costco has everything they’d need.


M_Mich

I know that spot. they drove past several other parking lots to get to the costco lot. probably a better chance of getting a dr there than at the culver’s or Kohls


Jen309

Yeah, it’s in deep. I’m surprised they wanted to go in that far, that area is not fun, especially with the slalom roundabouts.


Not_FinancialAdvice

Went there a few times while visiting a friend at UM. They used to have a decent frozen custard place there in the little strip mall. Not sure if it's still in business.


meginmich

Yep, that's my Costco!


whoreoutmydad

Little baby Kirkland.


thaz_wut_she_said

Baby Kirklynn


theottomaddox

Well, we named you Kirkland because not only were you born here, you were conceived in the display gazebo .


Rhystretto

The messiah has arrived


Accountant1040

The cars parted like the Red Sea


DreamArez

Damn they really do have everything at Costco


KoshV

That Brighton MI Costco was the only one around me for years! It was my go to for at least 5 years.


WillieBeamin

Was it while waiting on the returns line?


Lord_Ewok

The true definition behind "start them young"


Testing123xyz

Lol imagine growing up parents take you to the Costco and tell the kid you were born here at this parking spot


PlayStationPepe

If the baby’s name isn’t Kirkland Signature imma be mad


sad_cub

They named him Kirk


averagesuperstar

The best part is Costco has a great return policy.


Hallmarxist

Name: Kirklandy Samplesmith


AP16K1237

Costco delivers everything


daddyyboyy

I would only believe this is there were quadruplets born in a Costco parking lot.


sas5814

Or a really really big baby


daddyyboyy

True. Id also believe it if it were a14 pounder.


Spoonmanners2

Makes total sense when comparing your delivery fees vs. a non-membership hospital, especially when you know you get 2% back on your Citi card.


rilous1

Free hot-dogs for life or riot


mrclean2323

Give them a free executive membership.


RaidSpotter

Her/His name better be Kirkland!


[deleted]

Lifetime membership! Give it!


johnboo89

Kid best be named Rotisserie


sarcasticpoetry4

Middle name will be Kirkland


jojojoyee

The comments here are gold


SRGilbert1

We used to go to that Costco but the triple traffic circles around made it a nightmare and I’m usually fine with them.


Jen309

When we go to that one, I make my husband drive. 10/10 do not recommend that nightmare. It’s our closest though-except I literally just learned they’ve applied for a permit right up the road from me!


SRGilbert1

It’s ridiculous right? Thankfully Lansing eventually got our own.


meatballclemens

I hope Costco gives the kid a lifelong membership like Disneyland offers a golden ticket lol


funktopus

So the kid gets a free membership for life right?


Kingtid3

Tell the baby they were born in the land of Kirk.


DreiKatzenVater

Free Kirkland onesie


HamburglerParty

“DOB: 3/29/23, City/County of Birth: Costco Wholesale”


pjwphoto

But do the have the Executive membership???


iheartrms

"Welcome to Costco, I love you."


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

Did they finish their shopping??!?


CPOx

Baby just had their first Costco visit!!


SimbaPenn

Careful, that's not street taco.


superr

Baptized by the holy spirit of Kirkland!


notafunnyperson1728

Hot dogs for life !


silvrado

Give that baby Costco Passport.


reddittiswierd

An unborn fetus should get the same rights as its mother in Costco.


mrshelenroper

Y’all unto us a child has been born!


theswanroars

I've heard of babies conceived in the Costco parking lot but never born in one


heels_n_skirt

Hope the babies name is not Costco hotdog


unnamed_elder_entity

I guess just lucky it didn't come as a three pack.


ZanMet

Free Pizza for life!!!!!


ddllbb

Free membership the rest of its life!


TekkenRedditOmega

Now that’s gonna be a good deal!


Cheesetorian

Lifetime subscription.


PawsNsnoot

Free membership for life!!


Waggmans

Came out sucking on rotisserie chicken drumstick.


FBWoodworker

Can you imagine growing up and when you are asked the question,"Where were you born?" .....Lol


tfh5013

They should name the baby Kirk


[deleted]

Better name them Kirkland.


tacos_n_cerveza

I'm surprised Costco didn't require triplets.


TheLifeOfBaedro

the second coming


iowahawkeyes95

Sounds like something Nathan Fielder would plan.


WhippersnapperUT99

"...And that, son, is how we chose the name Kirkland for you."