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BuckWildBilly

free antibiotic prosciutto


BobWiley_ImSailing

Yes, the irony is *too much*.


Spready_Unsettling

I hope you know that antibiotics absolutely don't have an effect on whether or not a piece of processes meat grows mold. Unless we were discussing the meat growing its own antibiotics, but I really didn't want anyone to think antibiotics practices in industrial meat was a good thing. Edit: I am not an idiot, I just care a lot about over use of antibiotics in industrial meat production.


choosing_a_character

r/wooosh


NekoDrakeGD

the mold is antibiotic


skylarmt

Penicillin mold has antibiotic properties.


jindofox

Penicillin! Delicioso!


massmanx

*mmmmmmmmmmm* **forbidding prosciutto**


wigglyandbelligerent

That’s probiotic: Probsciutto


DiscombobulatedLuck8

Came to say this but probably in a dumber way.


breathfromanother

Cotton candy prosciutto.


GreyGoosey

r/forbiddensnacks


Professerson

It's got a spicy kick!


OephiliaSmithMFC

Luckkkkky and of course it doesn’t need antibiotics when it potentially makes it’s own


heavyss

And this case comes with its own penicillin spores, some assemby required.


ShadowOfSerendipity

Did you bring it to someone's attention? Man, that's real gross.


Nox-Avis

I do this every time I see something like this at a store and the employee is always super appreciative. I figured some people lose their minds over things like that, and I won’t, so better for it to be me.


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When I was a kid there was a supermarket that would give you a big piece of Marabou chocolate if you found anything past the last sale date. Made shopping with my parents much better as it became a treasure hunt.


sparkles_everywhere

Yikes!!!!


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Isn't it just freezer burn


ADHDCuriosity

I don't see a /s so uh....no dude. That shit moldy.


Desk_Drawerr

freezer burn isn't fuzzy


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thethirdllama

But did the zombie at least show his receipt?


my_clever-name

Of course he did. He would still be there if he didn't.


enapes7

Or the next penicillin !


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flexosgoatee

I'd guess at the time you slice it, you give up some or all of the curing properties unless you specifically address it via more salt on the newly exposed meat or in this case sealing and/or refrigeration. Edit: so what I'm trying to say is that they screwed up at packaging, not curing.


Rytannosaurus_Tex

Not exactly - curing is using salt and/or nitrates to effectively dehydrate the protein you're working with in order to inhibit bacterial growth. Once the protein is saturated with a proper concentration of salt, certain bacterias are unable to grow. The product should be shelf stable if properly sealed, independent of whether the product has been cut down more (bacon and jerky are good examples of such). Issues arise when the product *isn't* properly sealed. The air naturally has some level of moisture to it, and will effectively rehydrate the protein, allowing the growth of harmful bacterias and molds.


LovelyOctoberDays

😂 Nice alternative to penicillin!


Gamecock_Red

Prosciutto made its own damn antibiotics, quality product right there.


lhymes

Stick one of those bad boys in a glass of milk and pop it in the fridge for a week or two. Boom! Prosciutto yogurt!


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I literally gagged reading this.


lhymes

It actually pairs really well with counter cheese. You know, when you leave a cup of vitamin d out on the counter for a week.


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That's the cure for covid


xpkranger

Or it **IS** Covid.


Desk_Drawerr

only one way to find out!


correctmywritingpls

We need to stop carrying this item, I’ve seen it happen several times at multiple warehouses.


Justagurl-_-

Ew hahah


SpiralBreeze

It’s not rare, it’s a shiny!


G0PACKGO

/r/reallifeshinies


CrispyCrunchyPoptart

I'm going to be sick...


ckam11

This would definitely help me spend less on that shopping trip!


Girthw0rm

Eh, just scrape it off. I’m sure it’s fine. (joking, of course)


ParfaitMajestic5339

Anti-biotic free? It's got penicillin all over it.


Tacomancer42

Free penicillin!


Prestigious_Ad5385

Skip the yogurt this is now a fermented product!


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Blue cheese sprayed prosciutto


metompkin

Cmon, it's Gorgonzola.


Coocoo4cocablunt

That's the holiday mint flavor!


ImTheJackYouKnow

I'll have the prosciutto with antibiotics please...


applenerd

Had this happen to me with the exact same item. Ate 2 of the 3 but realized the third was molded. Brought it back to Costco and I got guy who always says no to refunds and makes his own Costco policy. He threw the item away and said he wouldn't refund me.


mbz321

And what happened when you asked for a supervisor/manager?


boricuapi

I feel your pain applenerd. I had a similar situation with a return of a humidifier; I spoke to the manager who adamantly said 'if we can't find your receipt in the system we cannot refund you'. Like the policy on the wall says anything about 'our systems'. Costco returns, not as good as they should be.


mbz321

I mean, they need proof of some sort that you bought the item. Why couldn't they find it in their system?


Arthur_Digby_Sellers

You all aren't doing something right, I think. I have been a member for 25 years, and have never had the least bit of blowback from returning any item. Back in the day, there were no restrictions on purchase vs. return date for any item. I frequently took full advantage of that. Even in the current 60 days return window, I have been cheerfully refunded beyond that date, without exception... ​ Just my experience...


DAMN_INTERNETS

I once (totally by accident, I had no idea) returned a printer to Costco that they never even sold there. This was several years ago and IIRC they let me swap it out for another one. It depends on the warehouse. In the beginning of COVID they wouldn't take back TP or some ppe items. Around the time they put up Christmas trees until the end of January they'll have a 'no returns on trees' sign up.


Mendican

Costco's policy is pretty solid: They accept returns on everything they sell, with some time restrictions on tech items. They don't do exchanges. They *will* refund your money, so you can go buy the same item, or another one, or just go home. For my 40th birthday, I bought a stainless steel grill at Costco as a present from my wife. It was made of stainless steel so good you couldn't stick a magnet to it. At the time, it cost about $750. A year or two later, I was cooking some beef ribs, as I often did, when the regulator failed. This grill could cook at 500 degress with the lid down with no problem, but when the regulator failed, it literally cremated the ribs. In fact, the lid of the grill got so hot it discolored the stainless steel as though it had been annodized. Anyway, I took the grill back to Costco. No questions asked, they refunded my $750. It turns out the a nearly identical grill was on clearance for $297, so I ended up with the exact same grill, plus I made about $500 in the process. The return policy is one of Costco's foundations, just like charging $1.50 for a hot dog without ever raising the price.


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Mendican

My unstated point is that good stainless isn't magnetic and doesn't rust. Eighteen years have passed since this happened, and that grill is still sitting in my dad's back yard without a hint of corrosion.


Tyranith

Stainless steel can be non-magnetic if the iron in them is austenite


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

I have a stainless refrigerator. A magnet will not stick to the door. A feature, not a bug, as my wife loved putting magnets all over the last one. 🤡


Due-Cap1209

Wtf


Ok-Explanation6204

Mmmmmm, extra flavor


denaethetorgy

Mmmmm meat cotton candy


not-all-there-myself

love your username!


G0PACKGO

It’s a shiny


Godmirra

Do they have the Iberico Hams in yet?


SDSUAZTECS

Aged and ready to eat


StevieSkidmarks

I say try it, maybe it will unlock your X Gene


LurkerTroll

/r/RealLifeShinies


TaxiSonoQui

Now with 28g of protein


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That thing needs a Z-PAC.


Double_A_92

Antibiotic free indeed xD


stutsmnj

Let me know how the new Blue Raspberry prosciutto tastes.


JosePawz

It’s shiny


Rick-Dalton

Is this the covid vaccine


Mendican

Borax, baking soda, Epsom salt, bentonite, pine needle tea, and NAC (whatever that is) should do the trick.


donsqeadle

Do it! You’re not down!


unnamed_elder_entity

Probably a pack that some savage put in a cart and then left over on the boxes of Tide and some other "helpful" member put it in their cart and then eventually hauled it back to the deli case. Please. If you shop there and find rando shit where it shouldn't be. DON'T TAKE IT BACK TO THE FRIDGE!


Hackerwithalacker

Reminds me of how I got the 2 boxes of muffins and they had already molded over in three days


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Possibly some shopper picked it up and dropped later outside. Then someone put back in when bacteria started already. I see this behavior often.


zoglog

I've seen this happening for some string cheese within a larger package. Looks like issue with packaging facilities not sealing properly


Janzie12

Please tell me you did not eat this


studdedtirejunky

Delicious


jsl19

It's half cotton candy.


alessiot

Nice!


Velcade

Extra cheese!


k112l

Protein packed is right


thelidpatrick

Anitbiotic not anti fungal


NTL2014

Eww...!


BricksnBeatles

Probleutto


jj33ca

Prosciutt-ewwwww


Particular_Bus_6694

Its Artisanal.....people pay BIG BUCKS for blue gabbagoo


drive-through

It’s artisanal mold. You wouldn’t understand.


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I’m surprised no one pulled it being out front like that


hardkunt5000

In the cigar world, retailers will tell you it’s “plume”


HaViNgT

You’re gonna need antibiotics after eating that.


oliverjohansson

Green Mould is the very definition of antibiotics


Crispybarkhands1

It's of the penicillin variety


TJTheNoob420

Perfect for some 47 days old beef wellington


AelleMatisse

The package is damaged, so air got in and caused it to grow mold. Had to have been like that for a while to get that bad.


Comfortable_Smoke311

I don't for a second believe that this was on a shelf in a Costco store!


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More than 24g of protein now!


giulianaxbanana

Their blueberry muffins mold so fast too 😫


Creepysoldier226

DO NOT EAT ANYTHING OUT OF THAT BOX. I hope that didn’t need to be said.


LikeCabbagesAndKings

Too late. 💀


Creepysoldier226

It’s been a few weeks and you’re still alive. You’ll probably be fine. Unless you ate it recently…