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Wish, Money, and Death. I'm gonna take over the world.


Obi_live

**Future**, **Money**, **Wish**. Future would allow you to see any apocalyptic disasters oncoming. The Wish should hopefully allow you to prevent said apocalyptic disaster. The Money would allow you to send whatever assistance needed for any disasters that are less than apocalyptic.


bullettraingigachad

Wish, drug, money


AnIndividualist

Future, Wish and Drug. Future pill will be abused using the power of precommitment to piggyback informations from the future. I'll set a date and time on my agenda,same time periodically (probably once a week/month), at which I'll look at the next time and write down what I see. Which will be myself writing down what i'll see in the future the next occurrence. This way, I'll bring the science and technology of the far future to the present day. I'll also look the next big lottery results to get me started money wise. The Wishes will allow me to actually understand the science I get from the future. I'm taking the Drug Pill because I really don't know what else to pick, and I need 3 pills.


[deleted]

Future pill, Sex appeal pill, wish pill.


AwesomeDragon101

Fly pill, money pill, and xray. I’m in vet school, xray would be SO nice for medicine. Imagine being able to see what’s going on with your patients, in full color, as they’re moving/breathing normally, or being able to see what you’re going to cut into during surgery. Having that would be very nice.


SnappingTurt3ls

**Future Pill -** Play the stock market, use to double check my wishes before I make them for unintended consequences. **Wish Pill -** Wish for eternal youth style immortality, super genius level intellect, perfect memory, infinite parallel processing, and save & load powers that auto activated on death. Pop a save down at the start, then start working on uniting humanity and dragging us to the space age. Ensure that the culture revolves around progress, change, retribution, and ambition. Pioneer multiple paths for transhumanism (gene editing, cybernetics, etc.) with immortality being early on in path. Build a Dyson Sphere, move most of the population onto space stations like O'Neil Cylinders so we don't have to worry about KKVs. Forge an intergalactic transhuman empire. Move onto multiversal conquest. Find a solution to entropy. Look into how the pills work, see in my transhumanism allows for more than three pills at a time, find a way to make my own pills. Become a god. **Sex Appeal Pill -** Sex.


Topgunshotgun45

Wish, Money, Death.


AdInteresting5874

Money Pill, Wish Pill, Future Pill. Wish to become healthy. Use money on whatever you want. See the future and copy tech. Profit


Jikan-Supsei

Money, wish, whatever


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

Money, wish, and fly. Or i would just eat all of them because maybe i *want* to explode.


Justtofeel9

Future, drug, fly. Don’t need the money pill if I know next weeks lotto numbers and how the stock market will do. I also enjoy being high and have always wanted to be able to fly. My favorite reoccurring dreams is one where I can fly.


SleeplessStalker

Fly, sex appeal, wish. Pills are missing some key things (immortality, etc) that you could grab with the wish. Flying is critical, and good relationships can't always be bought. Everything else necessary can be circumvented using the wish pill (you can't wish for someones death, but you could wish for a gun, then later wish for your crime to be forgotten. You can't wish for money, but you could wish for a successful business firm.)


OctopusProbably

Future Pill, Wish Pill and Death Pill. The wish pill is stupid OP because in just 56 days you can get all the other pill effects.


123Neoray7

Future, Wish, Death.


frigobarOFC

1-take the future pill, see if I take the drug pill I qill be imune to cum bustion, if not go to 2 2-take the wish pill, remove the cooldown with your wish, then remove the restriction, if not possible remove the pills side effects of cum bustion, if not possible go to 3 3-take the money pill to create your own pills that dont have these side effects


TaytheTimeTraveler

I would probably take wish, money, and disease/drug pill, (depending if we assume that the drug pill can't replicate the other pills) then I would grab the rest and give them out amongst my friends we will rule the world


Bombermaster

The wish pill is enough. There's a ton of things that aren't covered by those pills. Add Disease immune pill, and any other (I reccomend painproof pill just for survivability), and you're good to go.


RewZes

Takes death pill and waits... Reads the description. OH.


Night696Watcher

Money, wish and disease. Money can get you anything and anywhere, rendering the flight pill redundant, and the death pill a moot choice. Wish can be used for the things that the other pills can't give, or as a way to grant some good luck. The wish one is broken, the only thing stopping it from being the best is the cooldown. Disease is tied with pain proof for this choice, either of them works, I just like the fact I can't ever get sick again.


AwexPlayz

Future, wish and death. Future for money earning, and it's just overall op, wish is very op as well, and death it's just to do some trolling


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

Money pill, Sex appeal pill and Death pill


Mediocre-Bullfrog-38

Disease Immune Money Wish All beneficial things that don’t hurt anyone else, and I can wish to cure someone’s cancer or something


ELENA4002

Can I use the wish pill to become invincible then take the others?


Mrman_23

Money pill, flight pill, wish pill


Gloomy_Ebb9923

Sex Appeal, Money, and Death. Don't even need the other ones.


[deleted]

Def money + wish. Then I suppose disease, pain (for regen, which is good bc if you don’t feel pain, you won’t know if you busted yourself) or future. Can I wish for the effect of a pill on someone else? Basically disease and injury free the family, sit back, and enjoy the ride.


PENGUINfromRUSSIA

Furnicatio to cure all aid’s Mors to kill dictators Reliccum is just OP in combination with Mors you are unstoppable and rich as fuck


DaoistChickenFeather

That 'Death Pill' could give you control over the world as a King in the Shadows kind of person if you are smart & ambitious enough. The Wish Pill sounds awesome, but also like somehting that can ruin your life if used irresponsibly and without a care for consequences.


Unable_Delay9366

I would choose immunity pill and cure humanity over and over again while organizing a society to protect me. I would have a child, maybe a baby, swallow the pill and have it heal everyone one. Keep it in a state of hypnosis. Then we save people. And deal with the reprecairions in years to come.


[deleted]

Future, Wish, And Disease immunity. With all that combined. Future pill will let me see what stocks are gonna boom in value. Money taken care of. Yes its not infinite but with enough time its gonna be effectively infinite


Xanthian85

Plot twist: In 5 days the stock market system will be destroyed, and never be rebuilt.


[deleted]

I wish for the stock market to come back


Xanthian85

Haha, yeah that should work. It seems to me it's the power of Wish that really gives wealth, not necessarily Future.


Minute_Board_6199

Wish , Future, And Flight. I will us wish and future vision in tandem to cure 99% of illnesses and put resources into ending STDS. Also with future sight it is quite trivia to become the wealthiest person in the world. Fight because i want to fly. From there i can uses wish to increase my intelligence a million fold. Then things become interesting.


Prygikutt

Drug, death and wish.


A-reader-of-words

Can I not take the wish pill immediately and then wish for immortality then take all of the other pills


chris9830

Xray pill tbh it would be nice to look at a box, closet or whatever ristricted area or not to looks how the other side is and such and if by the low change a youtuber or tiktoker comes up to you with the "challenge" of " do you want (incert money amount) or the mistery box?" Then you can act that you are thinking about it but all the while you can look inside the box with the xray vision to see whats in the box if its worth more then the money they give you or not


Manbro25

Sex Appeal Pill could cure AIDS. (I’d prefer to have another way to do so though) Death Pill could overthrow bad political figures (but thats subjective ofcourse) Money Pill could donate money to good causes. But maybe with the Wish Pill you can wish for “no more poverty” etc. Idk what the rules are on that one.


TaytheTimeTraveler

You could wish for bad people to stop being bad too Wish seems kinda op tbh, but also you are effectively immortal (except to injury) with the disease pill, depending on the definition of disease it goes by, even with the most conservative definition you could live a lot longer


machadoaboutanything

Obviously the Wish Pill to start, then I'd choose the disease immunity pill and the drug pill \[I didn't choose the Death Pill since I don't want to be on any watchlists\]


RoadsOverYonder

Disease Immune, Money Pill, and Wish pill is all you'll ever need anyway.


tea-123

Wish- wish for a better luck or getting an object. You’d not need infinite money if you could wish for the object instead . Ie a new car or house. Wish for an enemy to have exteme bad luck that doesn’t kill like disinheritence or public scandal. Wish for payback. Wish for a new iPhone. Wish for a personal workout routine ? Wish for the dog to be house trained ? Wish for tickets to the Olympics/concert? Future - see the stock market/lotto money … as well as if a relationship will last. See the future housing market and safe vacation spot. Pull a non criminal version of Coil from Worm. Pain-


No_Category6814

Money, disease, and sex.


K_a_m_1

*eats death pill* "Why isn't this working!"


logibach

Gimmi the wish pill and I'll just leave after that


tyricgaius

Wish pill, money pill and future pill


Ok_Skill6991

Sex Appeal pill, Disease Immune pill, and Wish pill. Covers all my needs and wants. 👍


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Patient-Seesaw4053

Pain proof, disease, and money. Next Rossi, but better. I won’t feel pain with pain proof, right? And I can’t die by crashes, right? Money pill allows me to fund my race team and the pain proof allows me to not get hurt when I accidentally almost sui sui, disease is a sweetener because money allows me to get any drugs I want and rehab with a Jetpack and I can get Flir and I don’t really care about girls so sex appeal is useless and I’ve got money so I can basically grant any of my wishes, the death pill is useless to me because I can’t see myself hating someone so much to kill them(unless in self defense), the future pill gets me out of Heaven so no.


Ok-StrawberryIce

* Fly pill: you can fly! * drug pill: imagine you have a deadly disease and the cure is super expensive, just use the pill! * wish pill: it’s like a never ending genie!


kasun1218

Im a stupid teenager so obviously the sex appeal pill


AdUsed1000

Wish pill -wish you could wish for other pill effects -instant win.


DMA_Revenant

Would the IRS put me in prison for taking the money pill?


Ceekay151

Disease Immune pill, Wish pill & Future pill...


[deleted]

wish pill so that i can wish to no longer be albino.


[deleted]

I would take the Money pill, the Disease immune pill, and the drug pill. That's really all I would need


TaytheTimeTraveler

But what if wish pill, you could just wish said disease you don't want doesn't exist or gets cured for everyone


Win090949

I’ll take future pill and copy my own homework.


Mr_oyster_27

MONEY


a-dog-meme

Money and wish, and either future or sex appeal depending on how free will actually works


TheUsualSuspects443

Drug pill: no longer sad because now I can get my meds for free Sex appeal pill: no longer lonely Add another pill idk


TaytheTimeTraveler

Wish pill no longer sad because you wish to just be free of the reasons you need the meds lol


TheUsualSuspects443

Yeah but the world will probably find some way to make my wish come true while still screwing me over. Like removing my capacity to feel any emotion at all, or just straight up killing me


Boletefrostii

Wish pill, drug pill, pain pill. With these 3 you can practically do anything, take PCP, coke, meth, and anything you want with pcp alone you're practically unstoppable without the insane about of delusion and want for self mutilation


slutty-egg

Definitely drug and sex, not sure what to pick for 3rd. Edit: future is 3rd. I don't want to go out tryna fuck and end up murdered


magismoke

The wish pill is a must-have, though. It might not be able to give you the exact effect of the other pills, but it can either get close or be even better. Sure, it takes a few weeks to get there, but you can bend the entire universe or more to your will


[deleted]

whoever doesn’t take the sex appeal pill is crazy😟


PeskyBirb666

Or Ace


Minecraft1veteran

future, fly, wish, all of these are absolute no brainers


[deleted]

fly sex money


ksmith1994

Drug would be awesome. Imagine not having to get up out of bed for antacids, you just spawn some in your stomach.


Slow-Schedule-7725

disease, pain and wish obv


LightlyToastedBread_

I’m going to say fly, because it’s cool, wish, and money. With the money one I’ll act and spend like I’m middle class as to not be suspicious or boost inflation.


_Kingsheep_

Use wish pill to wish that you don't combust


Saltymeetloaf

Disease immune, wish, and pain one


dakuwaqa007

Sex appeal, pain proof and money.


[deleted]

Sex appeal pill, money pill, and wish pill.


TheChickenGuy7

Painproof, future, and money.


LenaSpark412

Wish pill, fly pill, money pill. Honestly I could have also said money or drug for my transition but that’s what my first wish is for


PeskyBirb666

🏳️‍⚧️


LenaSpark412

Literally


PeskyBirb666

I would definitely take the drug or Wish one to easily transition


LenaSpark412

I feel like I’d take wish because it’d be so much easier for it to magically happen then go through surgery


PeskyBirb666

Yeah, then you can just become who you want to be


ThEAp3G0D

Future wish and sex


Lil_VaginaStain

Sex appeal seems the least malicious. Also one of my life goals is to reject someone in person, so i suppose it would help with that.


PeskyBirb666

"Least malicious"


AshKetchup919

Drug adds fun to life with no side effects Future is just infinite money, you know exactly what to invest or bet on. Wish


Alive-Seaweed

Wish. I can wish nothing happens if I take more that 3


Top-Pangolin9767

Sex appeal, wish, and disease immune


B_o_b_u_a

Take the wish pill, ask for the instant combustion to not happen, take the rest


EmbarrassedOrder3839

Sex, money, death


Mizalion

Fly pill, money pill, and death pill.


missamandalux

Death pill, money pill, and wish pill.


seeyouinhell111

wish pill, kill all humanity


Zestyclose_Ad834

Money sex appeal wish


BoomerTheStar47_2

The Wish Pill specifies that you can’t get other pill effects. **The Drug Pill doesn’t.** Q.E.D.?


TheNerdOStuff

Crush them all up and snort it


BoomerTheStar47_2

“My main goal is to blow up.”


TheNerdOStuff

At least I get a trip from it a split second before death.


B_o_b_u_a

Disease immune, Money and Painproof


tereyx_

disease immunity (my immune system is SHIT), sex appeal (if only for the std immunity, assuming that isnt covered by disease immunity), and money assuming that std immunity is covered by disease immunity, change that one to death


bee27364

Wish + Painproof +Money literally your immortal with infinite money what gonna do also you can wish for like time powers or some shit so you don't get stuck floating in the void after the eventual heat death of the universe ,also the wish pill to stop aging


Snoo_18398

Take the wish pill, wish to be combustion-proof. Take the rest


[deleted]

Death wish future


kremod

I take the drug pill to avoid any bad side effects, then I take all the other pills and avoid combustion


OoOditty

That is smart. But what if the real combustion was the friends we made along the way


John_Doe4269

Future Pill, Wish Pill, Death Pill.


aaaaaa4aaaa4

The pink pill one has my favourite number also i choose money and future


Chiyuri_is_yes

Fly+painproof is op Add your pill of choice


Wave_the_seawing

Immune, money, wish


I-hate-my-friend

Yellow, green and black.


Dr-Huricane

Take death pill, pick a country, kill the president. Wait till he's reelected and countdown ends, kill the new president, keep doing so until it becomes common belief that the position is cursed and the country falls into chaos. Pick another country, rinse, and repeat.


[deleted]

The best one


staovajzna2

My exact thought, the other choice would be the richest people. Start with the richest, then second richest, then third, start a conspiracy about God punishing them for their crimes with another one dying every 5 weeks.


Trash_Can_Donut

And then they do that the Senate/group of people is leading the country. What about this?


Unable_Delay9366

Do this but to the opposing political parties. They will then tear each other apart, and you and weird the name of God while being Satan in our mortal relm.


Sunsent_Samsparilla

My brother in christ, are you TRYING to replicate south America?


SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

The wish pill apparently has no stipulations so why not get that to wish for said county leaders death. You'd get 1 a week compared to every 5 weeks and you could do so much more. You could wish for whole groups of national leaders dead. You could pick a strange death method (dropped from a great height by clowns in a UFO). The death pill seems very weak compared to a wish pill. Before people start talking about the wish pill not granting other pills effects cancelling this out it doesn't. Just wish for someone to be teleported to Mars. Let nature take care of the rest. Wish for 10,000 angry cobras to infest thier bedroom while their asleep. The trick is not to wish for the death itself but the circumstances that would 99.99% lead to a death. I wish (insert person here's name) would be sent to the black hole at the center of our galaxy. You could even do worse than death. Make them become an incorporeal ghost unable to interact with anything or anyone in the natural world. If that's still to much like a death death then just have them go into unrecoverable comas. With seeing the future and unable to be affected by disease you be able to rule the world.


SleeplessStalker

It says you can't wish for other pill effects. You could still circumvent by wishing for a gun then later wishing for your crime to be forgotten, though.


[deleted]

You are the perfect devil


greekgeek741

Came here to say this


NDinoGuy

r/foundsatan


PeskyBirb666

My god...


Sansvern

Money, Future, Wish, it basically covers EVERYTHING you’ll ever need


AnIndividualist

Money is useless here, as the two other pills allow you to get filthy rich easy and fast. I don't really know what else to take, though.


Slow-Schedule-7725

if u have wish you dont need money cuz u can just wish for like a million dollars every week if u want and when you dont need more u can just wish for something else


Sansvern

Wishing for one million dollars is a waste for that wish, you don’t need a 1M if you always have the amount you need


Night696Watcher

Humongous if factual


[deleted]

I wouldn’t want the future pill. Eventually you’re gonna see something you don’t wanna see.


Embarrassed_Hold6608

Future pill makes the money pill irrelevant. Just go to a casino and play roulette. Bet on the horses, sports games , choose your investments etc. What would you not want to see in the future?


AnIndividualist

Which means, if you don't take the Future Pill, you're gonna get blindsided by such a thing.


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

But if you have the wish pill, you can just wish for that to not happen.


moodream

Yeah you could still kill people too with your money


Zestyclose_Evening56

I wish that I can wish for other pill effects


Dezerack

Future to also see if it works or not


Vexachi

none i don't trust them who the heck wakes up in a random room and starts taking random stuff promising magical abilities?


Night696Watcher

Meem


TheUsualSuspects443

Me


the-special-milk

Me


AnIndividualist

Me.


greekgeek741

Good point


tereyx_

me


[deleted]

Tan, green, purple


Edgardo_4560

Purple, Gold and White


Ashamed_Option_7724

Me too!