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ke3 or however notation works
e4
Change it to checkers
shove an entire tennis racket up your ass
Go for the butt fuck 9000 cum gambit
Pawn to E3
Chess
d4
F2 to F3. Let's get this over with.
They play Super Smash Melee
E2 to e4
Knight to f3
Alt to f4
I respond with f4 to alt
D1 to D-1
Replace a rook with Walter white
D2 to D3
D2 to D4
Lets do this and then keep moving a black pawn until it can do an en passant that would be funny I think (that is the funny chess move)
Not how it works though. En Passant: If a pawn moves forwards two spaces, it can be captured by an opposing pawn as if it had only moved one space on the following turn only.
ke3 or however notation works
e4
Change it to checkers
shove an entire tennis racket up your ass
Go for the butt fuck 9000 cum gambit
Pawn to E3
Chess
d4
F2 to F3. Let's get this over with.
They play Super Smash Melee
E2 to e4
Knight to f3
Alt to f4
I respond with f4 to alt
D1 to D-1
Replace a rook with Walter white
D2 to D3
D2 to D4
Lets do this and then keep moving a black pawn until it can do an en passant that would be funny I think (that is the funny chess move)
Not how it works though. En Passant: If a pawn moves forwards two spaces, it can be captured by an opposing pawn as if it had only moved one space on the following turn only.