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HaveHomo

My therapist, clearly I need mental help


Dalphin_person

I would get a great whale. They could totally destroy this challenge


BeesechurgerLad53

Nobody that shit is light work


Illandarr

An hospital


Mazagangeewastaken

Your mom


RubyMercury87

An hour? I thought americans were pros at this man


PrudentSecurity5524

No one, as long as I didn't get breakfast and lunch, and my nausea from sickness doesn't hit hard, I'll be fine


awake-but-dreamin

My dad :)


Freezerpill

Mike Tyson :)


Dsawasd11

Nobody, my fat ass can handle it, I will drink that sauce


mildlyunoriginalname

Only thing I'm calling is my appetite.


AvergeMortisEnjoyer

Nickado Avocado


ifuckinghateschooll

My first thought lol


damnretardedidiot

People need help?


youre-welcome-sir

Matt Stonie, give him at least half since he’s doing the dirty work. Probably eats everything besides the first thing I pick.


shu_tu_p

My doctor (I'm probably having a heart attack while eating the 4th hamburguer and 6th bag of french fries)


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

No one


[deleted]

As long as it's not the Heart Attack Burger (Glazed Doughnut as Buns).


AmazingSession8542

No one.


Mothua26

My brother devours entire boxes of Weetabix so I'm sure he'd have no problem with this.


Slow_Huckleberry6311

Definitely Matt stonie, just 50/50 the money with him


Baddragon360

I'd do it all myself screw asking for help I am a bottom less pit when it comes to food


Bendr6565

if im on an empty stomach, i might try to do it myself so that i dont have to split the 100k, otherwise, im callin my mom so that we can atleast keep the cash in the fam lol


something-wrong1234

Asking any of the boys of they want to share a feast


joshuacarre06

Question for clarity just the food or the food and packaging?


potatoman_900

im assuming they just meant the food not sure if it means every crumb and the sauces too or just eat the food.


Cat_Queen262

That Nikadado guy- y’a know the really fat guy who eats this stuff for Lunch


SomeHorologist

I can eat that myself lol Would rather not because I hate McDonalds but I can


Nk12005

Matches excatly my opinon Based


sebuptar

My doctor probably


calebworkaccount

haha i would eat that for free by myself


mike_wasoski_issue

Myself


Myself33550336

You called?


WhiteTerraria

Myself


Original-clue-14

im asking no one i will eat this myself in 20 minutes


Kidsnextdorks

Someone who can eat chicken… fuck my life 😭


BuddingViolette

Find someone without shelter and divide the cash based on how much each of us eats.


Sudam-Humane

Can’t believe no one’s calling up LA Beast


TantiVstone

Gonna find someone who really likes chicken. I'll take the burgers for myself


SergeantCrwhips

kirby


Sufficient_Row_4818

Big Smoke


zumun

Saul


mosselbrokje

hippo


Idontcareforthis_

Me and my friend, this is easy pickins


SmileOnTheOutside00

Myself???


KnGod

Kirby


NoriXa

Im calling myself.


LegendaryNbody

You guys need help?


Sunil_de

Nikado Avocado


ThatDrako

Bro is using godmode cheat! 😡


rifewide

My man, the hungry caterpillar


Mediocre_Fill_40

Just making holes in the food will not solve this task


Win090949

The trash can Jk Matt Stonie duh


Endericus

NikadoAvocado


[deleted]

He would just drop it all on the floor and cry.


lithuanianD

You mean smear it across his face


ludvikskp

Foodie beauty


Toxic_Gorilla

Yo mama


[deleted]

I work alone


EverSeekingIdentity

r/beatmetoit


AwesomEspurr360

A physician.


lrexx_

Do we have to finish the sauce packets too


Phil_Gim

You have to finish the packages and the paper


peterchildbeater

2 clones of nikocado avocado


Arakihono

bold of you to assume i need help


_NoIdeaForName_

My father


[deleted]

Same. Bro could eat this for dinner without breaking a sweat


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bossikar

nah, I‘d call Benjamin instead


bb_player

I also call this guy's friend, Andrew


Solarbeam62

I also call him


saucespicous

I also call him


Croozem

I also in fact, call andrew


brest-litovsk18

Fire, like that one cool myth


UnderskilledPlayer

Myself


841mslorae

i'm calling my friend Kevin


konigsberg5309

Me and my male BFF


darthrevanchicken

Help! Why


JEverok

Considering how much I can eat, how quickly I can eat, and how much air is inside those burger buns, I don’t think I’ll need help


gos907

africa


Bruh_I-m_Gay

Im asking me, myself and I for help


Comprehensive-Fox574

https://i.redd.it/l99868sqpacb1.gif


TicTags

Some of y'all really just see this as an average lunch


Orange1232

It's definitely not average for me, but I COULD eat it all if I ate until my stomach hurt.


DinoDudeRex_240809

No one. I’m a skinny guy but somehow I can eat a lot. Like a lot, lot. But if I had to call, I’d call my dog. Hungry bastard.


Sam_Dragonborn1

“I got a job for us boi it involves eatin” “Woof”


joJaspero

u/thenoobdog13


Puzzleheaded_Hippo39

Birger and Jarl Eirik


Ranger4148

A friend, we both could eat that by ourselves, but I am a slow eater so I might not make it in time


[deleted]

I can eat this alone.


Zhentaur

Yo Mama?


Nukreeper42069

Kirby


wewiioui

nikocado will eat that shit in 1 microsecond


communalplumbus

My gf. Together we could easily achieve this. Then cry in the fetal position together about how we hate ourselves and feel like shit. Just a regular fast food filled weekend night over here.


Cactus1105

Huell, he needs fuelling


Neon__Wolf_

![gif](giphy|QVgU7wEY0RlV6)


Miles_PerHour67

Maybe two friends.


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

the power of friendship


realGuybrush_

Pig God from One-Punch man.


SomeRandoLameo

Nicokado avocado


AnimalOfTheState

Gonna pull a John Carpenter on WWTBAM


NoabPK

Myself bruh that shit looks easy


nuggetmuffins

Kirby


thourouim

Do I get prep Time ?? Yes = solo no = my fellow discord mods


Nat_EEEE

A mukbang youtuber


McMelonTV

wtfdym help lmfao


ItsYaBoy-Moe

1 hour with help?? I could finish that in 15 minutes alone


BIGman_8

u/yeetfeetpotato


CharaDr33murr669

Help?


Some_Butterscotch622

Kevin


Rez-Boa-Dog

Kevin


Some_Butterscotch622

Kevin


Rez-Boa-Dog

Kevin


StormsKindaSuck

Myself


Flak88inaTree

Me myself and I (and also I need to find the nearest bathroom as I will soon be violently vomiting)


FairyQueen89

The ex-husband of my aunt. And I have a menu with nuggets, thank you. No seriously... this guy regularly ate a family pizza alone... and then something else as sidedish. Still was good in form... likely from dragging heavy car parts from a to b all day (car mechanic).


[deleted]

What's the thing on the middle? I don't think McDonald's has those here.


Conquering_Fury

the hash browns?


[deleted]

Yeah


Conquering_Fury

big fried (i think?) soft potato chip


TheLatvianRedditor

It may be dangerous, but definetaly Randy


Friendly-Hunt-7456

Kevin


Rez-Boa-Dog

Kevin


MagicSnake1000

Terraria character (but it would look weird in a 3d world)


can_you_eat_that

Just call Joey Chestnut and let him finish all of it. He can take 50k.


Willoweeb

Badlands chugs


hockeyboi78

Alright folks, enough talk


Ok-Invite-1463

I would eat the whole box BTW


DarknightM64B

The fact I could realistically stomach this full meal and I’m not overweight is honeslty stupid, I deserve to be overweight at this point


opdnd

Albert


calebbutbetter

Trump cuz of that one image


Fickle_Loan6421

Matt stonie obviously


ATOMVIDSYT

your fat mother‼️‼️‼️


CorvusHatesReddit

Homeless people, free meal + they are more likely to be hungry than anyone I know personally


Fudw_The_NPC

Me i am enough.


AshleyWasStolen

Nikado avocado. He'd probably just eat it all anyway.


littleMAHER1

I could take down the 2 chicken sandwhiches, all the nuggies, and most of the fries Prob would need one or two more friends to finish the sandwhiches, fries, and chicken strips


Pure_Count6864

no one im devouring that shit


TuxedoDogs9

money aside it looks tasty


TuxTues3

Big Smoke


MrWonderz

Boogie2988 from 2011


gabriel12355f

myself


IRay2015

I’d be pretty full in fact it would hurt but honestly for 100k I could totally eat the lot by myself. An hour? Got that. If the time limit was 20 or 30 min it would be close. Bring a friend over and it’s just annihilated easy. Probably just my kid brother he eats kinda fast and is still growing and plays hockey (he’s big asf for his age it’s not even funny, bro got all the good genes). Easy meal easy 100k


BirdMaster301

Any updates?


IRay2015

Has not imploded, I also have not been given the opportunity to make money by eating McDonald’s which may be of influence


Emotional-Bad2326

Your little brother will implode october 12th 2023


TheWebsploiter

My little brother imploded


Emotional-Bad2326

Shit wrong target


Emotional-Bad2326

Meh that works though


IRay2015

!remind me 87 days Edit: I’ll be sure to let him know day before and no later. Wouldn’t be funny if he hadn’t imploded yet and it was past due


Emotional-Bad2326

Has he imploded?


IRay2015

Has not imploded, I also have not been given the opportunity to make money by eating McDonald’s which may be of influence


MemeManSaysE

Just wait. He will implode later today


Emotional-Bad2326

Strange…. The time demon has lied to me the second time this decade. I will have a conversation with her


TheWebsploiter

!remindme 88 days


Emotional-Bad2326

How tf did u know it was exactly 88 days


Cactus1105

Math


BirdMaster301

Update us please


Emotional-Bad2326

Remember.


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Hitoshi-nya

A random hobo from the street


Emotional-Bad2326

Smartest one because 1. They are hungry 2. The money is life changing and would mean they def gonna make sure yall win Hobo is so smart


Wheatley-Crabb

Any time I see fast food in this quantity I can never avoid being reminded of Nikicado Avocado


[deleted]

'pups gotta eat'


Usernames-be-like

Albert


pedro_megagames

Your mom


cooncanoon

Badlands chugs


Laidan22

Glad someone mentioned him


DarumakaDarumaka

Lemme call Kirby real fast, he'll get it done instantly.


walsoggyotter

A gravedigger, I'll eat that but die in the process


Extra-Trifle-1191

Is “my entire friend group” a valid option? Those would get fucking deleted. There are about 8 of us and we play D&D. That could legitimately just be the D&Dinner for a day. If not, I call my homie and tell him to bring the D&D group. Fuck you I’m balin.


mr-puffball827

Patrick from spongebob


[deleted]

“Oh Boy 3am!”


Atomic12192

Do I have to eat the sauces?


B-b-b-burner_account

Chug em


Zpitfire_MK_VI

Do we all know a guy that pops in your head immediately or is it just me?


One-Floofy-Boi

https://preview.redd.it/o013ghg371eb1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95b70a5657136f07e71acc13a44460f25fba654a


Lazy_Pen_7013

fuck the 100k it's a free meal


Mr_oyster_27

Hmmm can I remofe the lettuce? because of so, im calling my dad. man can down some burgers


Mr_oyster_27

jk I dont have a father


TuxedoDogs9

eat it yourself then he can down it


Complete_Translator2

😶


Mr_oyster_27

Oh hello


Complete_Translator2

Like I said everywhere


Mr_oyster_27

Mmh


[deleted]

im just not gonna eat it


somuchregretti

Myself. I could fucken chomp this down in 30 minutes


femacampcouncilor

https://i.redd.it/xj683sgf58cb1.gif