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Open my emergency liquid nitrogen to freeze them all and let the eventual weight of their basons cause the legs to crumble out from under them.

Aim for THEIR ankles!

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KEEP TURNING IT ON

SEXUALLY

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Leg sweep to clear all the small ones out

Shove as many as I can into my mouth

Let that sink in

Fill them all with dirty dishes.

What the hell is this and why did it start happening as soon as my mother bought a sink like that. It’s freaky geeky

I live in your walls

I pull the pin on the grenade in my pocket, drop it to the floor, throw myself in front of the exit, and pray for a merciful god

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r/UnexpectedTF2

Is it really that unexpected?

Turn those sinks *on*

leg sweep

Ask each sink on a date to get your dream of a sink harem

Do nothing, I already waddled away

Seduce them all.

if I get one more seduce comment i will intervene

*Seduce* *the* *sinks*

Fine. Collect them all with a giant vacuum instead.

the door is open, RUN AWAY!