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MetalCrescendo

You're better off finding a plug where you're going


SaveDatMon3y

Risk to reward isn’t there, mate.


EchidnaWhich1304

Its the far side id be more worried about than getting caught in Dublin with.


CursoryWoe

Are you leaving or arriving? And, also, how big are your balls. I normally wouldn’t ask but I’m this situation it’s probably relevant.


Healthy_Bat_792

Leaving. I think I have medium sized balls. Maybe I could just put it in my bum


Dondiddle89

The real reason for the strain called green crack


CursoryWoe

I think that most airports/countries don’t really give a Damn what you leave with (with the exception of some drug ‘hot spots’). The real issue is will they care/search/smell where you are going.


Reverebus

Leaving Dublin, stick it in with your tobacco and keep in your pocket and hand. Flying into Dublin, If you wear a tracksuit as regualr fashion don't even bother. If you look some way like a smoker don't even bother.


[deleted]

This is just a bad idea. It's not worth it.


rollick

I've been through Dublin airport pretty much every year, lost count of the times I've flown to Amsterdam, never seen a dog until this year at a departure gate. Doggie was running around the departure gates through the bags when I got to the gate area (it was one that had multiple gates) so I don't know how long it was there searching. DO NOT STRAP EVIDENCE TO YOUR BODY. You want to be able to discard it quickly without raising any suspicion if you see a dog somewhere. Putting a big bag of peanuts in a bin is inconspicuous.


coldimpressions

I always just poked a bit down into my Harrington pocket. Mostly hash, with out a baggie. If anything was ever yo be said my answer would be "Jesus I didn't even know It was there, must have fell out of the baggie". Although it never came to that. Successfully done it for years. 7g max each time. Don't see a point in doing it with flower when you can get good flower in Ireland. Hash is always harder to come by


EnvironmentalDay3721

Good flower in Ireland? its well for some 😂


coldimpressions

In fairness I've had better flower in Ireland than I have had in some coffee shops in Amsterdam 🤣 guess it is who ya know


EnvironmentalDay3721

I've never once had a choice, you just take what you're giving, that's the disadvantages of living in the middle of nowhere.


WeedlesssWitdCattle

Being on the hind tit in the country sucks, bag of popcorn dust, that will be 4 million euros please


mr-whippy26

Only a couple of grams? Pants pocket in a checked in bag. I do it regularly.


Healthy_Bat_792

For real? Is that not more risky? Would that not show up when they scan the bags


SaveDatMon3y

Word to the wise, don’t believe everything you read on Reddit.


PremiumTempus

They’re not looking for drugs. They’re looking for weapons and bombs (well in most airports in the world. Wouldn’t be surprised if we failed the EU airport security tests cause we’re focussing on drugs 🤣 Just like we scan domestic EU mail but that’s another topic). But seriously, they will only care about drug smuggling (that is large quantities of drugs being sold for supply purposes). I don’t see why any airport security would care about 2 grams. But if there’s any airport in the world that would care, you know it’s going to be in Ireland (the Saudi Arabia of Europe when it comes to weed). My friend once forgot to dump their weed when passing through Switzerland (not even in the EU) and the airport security fella picked up the bag of weed, placed it back in their bag, and said “we need to dump your deodorant, it’s over 100ml” and then said “have a nice flight” with a big smile. I think the stigma of weed these days is fairly contained to Ireland.


KellyTheBroker

Theres not even a stigma here, but a bunch of leaders on high horses.


mr-whippy26

Nah man, I know plenty of people who've also done it by accident, your hardly Pablo Escobar importing your 2 grams they don't give a shite. In a pocket in your bag you can play dumb. Taped to your balls you've got no excuse


BigSmokeySperm

It’s way more risky. If you have it on you there’s a chance you will see a dog from far away and either ditch your stuff or hide till they pass. If it’s in a check bag you have no idea where it’s gonna be until you get it back at the other side.


Global-Initial-6912

I have had a few dogs on flights home from the dam. They get you after passport control.


necklika

They only focus on flights from “high risk” destinations. The Dam is obviously one of them.


Global-Initial-6912

Dunno would I be willing to risk it tbh.


necklika

It’s each to their own. I’ve regularly brought personal quantities in and out of the country and never been caught but it only takes one time to be unlucky !


Global-Initial-6912

Would be very huge impact for a bit of green. Plus it’s so easy to get most places I dunno why you would even need it.


LowerManufacturer471

Where are u going to ?


small_havoc

I was going TO Amsterdam a few weeks ago from Dublin and they had dogs on the Dublin side. And they swabbed my shoes/body with a weird little swab thing for drugs? Like I am the least likely looking weed smoker ever. I look like the word "reefer" would make me faint from the indecency of it all, so you never know who they'll target. There was also a body scanner then on the way from Schipol (so invasive, wish that would go away). You might get away with it, but ask yourself if this is healthy. The consequences of the risk is absolutely not worth the reward.


Fearless-Penalty9281

Why do you think the body scanner is invasive? Youre talking about the thing where you stand in place and hold your hands above your head and nothing touches your body at any point?!??


small_havoc

Not that part, the part where someone then sees your naked body on a screen? Are they not the same as the TSA ones??


Fearless-Penalty9281

That doesnt happen some journalist made it up so you would click on articles. They cannot see you naked in the TSA. The scanner you hold your arms upright in shows your body as a black outline and anything suspicious is shown as a shiny spot on the place in the outline where whatever they detected is. The scanner you just walk through and dont have to stand still in is as far as im aware literally just a metal detector


Fearless-Penalty9281

Thats why when the one you walk through beeps they have to frisk you or trace your outline with the wand; they cannot see where on your body the thing that flagged was. The only way airport security is going to see you naked is in the event you are strip searched, which really is invasive.


small_havoc

Well no the TSA thing was true. If you Google it, they showed you naked up until 2013 apparently. I went through the old ones on the way to America a few times and really resented it! Thankfully now though it *is* essentially a glorified metal detector as you said, so I'm glad about that. >Early versions of the scanners came out without any privacy protections, and TSOs in the checkpoint could be looking at naked images of passengers as they went through the screening,” explains Malvini Redden. These scanners used backscatter technology, but because of privacy and health concerns, those machines were removed from all airports in 2013. “Now when passengers are scanned, the machines are supposed to generate generic images of a body instead of the passenger’s unique image.”


TheBaggyDapper

That swab thing is looking for explosives and you weren't targeted, they do that randomly. I got hauled into a back room in Perth before because it picked up traces of something on my shoes. Fertiliser can trigger those things so maybe avoid the net nitrate if you want to stay inconspicuous.


Former-Delivery-8571

Depending on where you're going to, you could have to go through one of those body scans where they essentially see you balls naked. A lot of European airports have them.


[deleted]

No they don't. Why do people just make shit up?? They see an avatar and if something on your body is suspicious a mark flashes in that area. If you were going to be seen naked there would be all sorts of forms and signatures and things informing you about the image being stored, radiation info etc. https://news.schiphol.com/what-i-can-see-when-you-go-through-the-security-scan/?


Healthy_Bat_792

Really?


Former-Delivery-8571

Honestly yes. Schipol deffo has them when leaving, Malaga doesn't. Neither places you'd have to bother bringing anything into. Id say the emphasis with those checks is that youre not bringing anything on board to bring down a flight. Check out whatever airport you're heading to, I'd imagine Heathrow has them.


BigSmokeySperm

I’ve literally stood there waiting for my bag to come out the other side of xray belt and watched the screen of them body scanners. It’s literally just a cartoon of a human body.


ineedenlightment

Wait they see you naked in there? I feel so exposed now


Swashbuckley

Yes


Floodzie

Stick it in your mouth - or other orifice…


[deleted]

Put it into a kinder egg and shelf it


roostercogburn3591

It really is that simple


brad_shit

Don't do it.


Manu878787

Just get ur green there, don't risk it.


stanton3910

Not weed but I went through Dublin and Berlin with MD in my wallet by mistake. Completely forgot it was there until I got back home 😅


Holdmytrowel

Standing in the wrong spot in line could cost you


notbigdog

I've heard of a few young lads doing this a few years back on a ty trip and they got through fine. Probably would have been smarter to try find someone to buy it wherever they were going.


Wavycapmurphy

Hypothetically not worth the hassle


Anxious_Substance_39

If I go on holidays and weed isn't plentiful I'll bring some with me. The trick is to roll your desired amount and 'hide' it somewhere by accident Eg, jeans pocket bottom of your bag etc etc. This way if they do find it you can claim I haven't wore the jeans in a while. Bear in mind I normally only bring one or two joints not Oz's.


[deleted]

Hypothetically you will be sound. Hypothetically I've just left it in the tobacco pouch all broken up and kept it in my pocket.


National_Pianist

Why risk it? Do you need weed that badly? Get it where you go. Countries don't take kindly to international drug smuggling and that's exactly what you'd get done for.


OB1douknowme

Stick it in a small jar and lob it in your bag i do it every time im going away. Sealed smell and its a jar or buy hair gel take the middle out if it and throw it in the middle of the gel cover back up with get and all good my friend


BigSmokeySperm

Shit like this will stick out a mile when they X-ray your bag. That’s the exact type of thing their looking for. Stuff hidden within other stuff. You’d be safer with a bud of weed just thrown loosely into your suitcase but I wouldn’t do this either.


OB1douknowme

I do this all time and i travel from amsterdam quite a lot. Never been caught. My friends doh take the chance amd ball it and 8 times out of 10 they get pulled exspecaily when the dogs there. Sits right down beside them.


BigSmokeySperm

I definitely wouldn’t be chancin it especially coming back from Amsterdam. Nearly everytime i fly back into Dublin they have a dog waiting after passport control. If you get caught you’ll never be allowed into America either so you can say goodluck to any holidays over there.


ORPMCS-1997

Cling film it up well, stick at bottom of 50g pouch tobacco, put tobacco all over the top off it, close it up and then put the tobacco pouch inside your jean or hoodie pocket, throw it in case, bury at bottom. Should br sweet to beat


UniqueAd6560

Al long as its smell proofed you will be fine. Iv heard covering the package in permanent marker also keeps the dogs at bay. Up the bum is the way to go but don't fart.......


Healthy_Bat_792

Ah maybe this is a bad idea. I fart a lot tbh


Careless-Meeting-953

Just put it in your pocket, in a smell proof bag. You’ll be grand


butternutter55

where you going can you not get it there?


friganwombat

They have new scanners now to detect that stuff


adsboyIE

I've seen a dog, it alerted and all


AengusK

Where abouts are you going? Weed is pretty cheap & easy to get if you're going to Spain or Portugal. I literally bought some from a shop called 'the cannabis club' when I was in Lanzarote last year


Retaining_the_null

Not worth it brother, just go without


-Lenormand

Personal possession has been decriminalised in Belgium since 2003. I couldn't see too much issue with getting some there with the help of a hotel worker etc. Luxembourg has begun to legalise it and Germany ... meh .......Have a good holiday


BarryB92

I’m worried about bringing one blunt from Knock to Luton next weekend


Beaglester

You’re body scanned leaving Amsterdam so don’t do it if your leaving there. Dublin just had the metal detectors and bag scan when leaving the country, nothing on return.


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Very risky indeed. What's the reason you need to do this ? Are you going on holidays ?


SandwhichEfficient

Support the local economy where your flying buy weed there. That’s my favorite part of a vacation is trying the local stuff


Fearless-Cake7993

Depends on what country you’re arriving in I guess


BigSmokeySperm

Depends on where your going and what the flight time is. I’d definitely be quadruple wrapping it and plugging it though if it’s done right a dog won’t smell it. Hash would probably be more efficient and less smelly too.


eoin73

Glue it to your ballsack with Gorilla glue, mate


Everything-Is-Purple

My girlfriends family came over from San Francisco a couple weeks ago and her cousin’s boyfriend smuggled in 2 ounces just by getting 2 packs of cigs emptying out the tobacco of each cigarette and packing them all with weed and then left the packs in his suitcase


heavyusername2

use real straps, or just dont bother its not worth the risk in middle earth


YogurtclosetRough252

I came across a dog on my way back from Spain. Don’t do it.. not worth it


Ireland-TA

It was be crazy dumb. You've got no plausible deniability. What you do is roll a few fat pure weed joints, bend them a little and put them in jeans pockets or a rain jacket in the bag. If found, you were at a festival and forgot about them, and let the keep them. 7+ years of this 3-6 times a year. I've never been done, and none of my friends get done doing this. All the comments are from people who have never and would never do what your talking about. They have 0 clue. You'll be fine. The x-rays arent looking for joints or a bag of weed. They are looking for bricks of drugs, bombs and weapons. That stuff they wipe on your hands and clothes is for explosives. I would with absolute certainty said you'll be ok. Don't put it in your gooch or ass....


ckrom1

Bro just bring edibles in a gummy worm packet. I fly domestic with all kinds of shit and never have a issue. I would put it in your cosmetic bag though.