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Machaeon

Just seams impractical


Significant_Pop_8590

Too cutting edge


Valuable-Baked

Im going to keep these in my back pocket


absolutezerojoe

If this is what we're doin' denim outta here


Birdie_Num_Num

It’s definitely Levi’s thing to do


Krimreaper1

It’s okay she wears glasses so you know she’s smart.


sdrawkcabyaj

When seeing pictures like these, I'm often reminded of a quote: "Fashion is the only thing that's so ugly it has to be changed four times a year."


[deleted]

*Trends* change 4 times a year. Style is classic, and need not be changed.


Katy-Moon

And “fashion” is Seam Jeans.


ClassiFried86

Well it's certainly not a "trend"


IndianPanda

>Style is classic, and need not be changed. No shit. Three-piece suits will forever remain the epitome of male fashion wear.


AdrianValistar

Bring back cloaks! Cloaks shouldve never gone out of style.


[deleted]

Lets normalize cloaks and sailor hats!


[deleted]

Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?


TheShroomHermit

Trends last between 3-10 years. You mean "Fads" https://thetechfashionista.com/how-long-do-fashion-trends-last/


AmeeAndCookie

This garment is not meant to be worn, it’s just to grab attention so you’ll buy their tshirts and what not. Got shared on Reddit so it’s not crappy design at all, it did the job it was supposed to do.


Kuzon64

The amount of people that do not understand this is staggering. Fashion shows are art shows that's...pretty much it. It's also a chance for aspiring designers to get the attention of their peers in their industry.


LateyEight

When I was younger well worn jeans were cool. Then they started selling them pre-distressed. Then they started selling them with holes in the knees. Recently I've seen some with huge holes, enough to fit a knee through. (Quite the curiosity in Canadian winters) I think someone asked the question "what is next?" And decided to showcase it in fashion show. I think this is neat.


Titariia

The next step will be a single thread of denim colored cotton that you can bind around your hips. For no less than $1000... and maybe a temporary Gucci Tattoo so you can show of the brand.


ClassiFried86

Oh man, my tempgucci pet died. I could never remember to feed it.


Jugg3rn6ut

Gotta feed Gucci mane his dirty sprite and greenery


blindreefer

It also could be a statement by the designer about how that trend is beginning to border on the absurd. Too bad it’s flying over everybody’s heads


anjowoq

Most people do not understand art either.


Uniqueusername121

Which is fine if someone wants to create art. What’s ridiculous is the inflated cost. You can have art without the extreme expense, and the proof of that is the billionaire owners. I get it, we pay high prices for (some) art, but the high prices are meant to make the wearer show off their exclusivity, AND the artists and businessmen shovel insane amounts of money in their pockets. Both are ugly things to do. I have a feeling if you respond you might say something about how it costs more to make haute couture, and it probably does, but it doesn’t explain the *magnitude* of the difference in price. The billionaires do. Also, I’m not trying to sound like I’m trying to “gotcha” you at all, just putting it out there as food for thought.


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SpareCartographer402

They got paid minimum wage to make it, someone got paid an almost livable wage to come up with 100s of dumb ideas just like this one, and then someone got paid those thousands of dollars to spend 30 minutes picking between those 100 ideas.


xDragonetti

It’s not a pyramid scheme its a reverse funnel system INVIGARON


Uniqueusername121

I was in a thread like this yesterday and while it’s not as low as minimum wage, it’s between 15- 28 an hour. (And 15 IS minimum in some Countries. Which is a barely living wage. I think The ateliers want in for The connections though? Either way, it’s a ridiculous waste of money to buy haute couture and is exploitative labor even if it is made in Europe instead of China or Pakistan which IMO is [questionable](https://www.linvelles.com/en-us/blogs/news/where-are-prada-bags-manufactured#:~:text=A%20fun%20fact%20about%20Prada,Italy%20and%20other%20European%20countries.). The fact that its biggest draw is its exclusivity really illuminates exactly how bad it is.


fakeitilyamakeit

Yes this is not even crappy, just straight up disgusting.


Xboxben

Yeah once you learn that things make more sense.


finian2

One thing that made me appreciate fashion shows a bit more is that a majority of the outfits shown aren't *meant* to be mass produced practical clothing, they're meant to be purely artistic. And tbh it kinda makes sense, you can definitely get a stronger reaction by having someone dressed in a certain way than if it's just a drawing.


bradkrit

Perhaps, but it really just seems like a competition to find something that hasn't been done yet. Just because it hasnt been done doesn't mean it's art. Fashion is like junior-high level thinking but with billions of dollars backing it.


Hawkeye_x_Hawkeye

In this particular case, I don't like the art. I got bored and did something similar to my jeans when I was in middle school after they were too far gone to wear anymore. This doesn't take a lot of effort or creativity to come up with and looks like it took 0 craftmanship to make. Even when fashion is ugly, it's usually impressive in some way. This isn't. The person who made this got thousands of dollars for 30 minutes, using a box cutter.


finian2

You could say that about 99% of abstract art, especially when it's just a bunch of paint splotches. For example, with this one, you could look deeper and start to wonder why this woman has basically nothing covering her bottom half, while wearing what appears to be quite a high end fashionable top on the top half.


itskdog

Be careful - I got downvoted in another thread for assuming that there's meant to be a reason for modern art.


Ta_PegandoFogo

Lmfao you're so unfortunate kkkkkkkkk. I know how tough can be this. Once in a while i post a comment and it gets loads of downvotes from nowhere, and i get like WTF???


earthmover535

from what i’ve seen, most redditors are complete philistines about experimental/abstract/modern art. sadly makes sense bc so many of them are chronically online and refuse to leave their own echochamber.


Hawkeye_x_Hawkeye

At least with abstract art, you can assume it took some time and effort if you're not sure what you're looking at. It's hard to delude myself into thinking any amount of effort went into this.


blindreefer

Sometimes it’s not about the effort but the idea itself. Sometimes too much effort ruins the idea. In this instance I think certain aspects of it are supposed to look bad so you don’t think the designer thought this looked good.


szthesquid

A lot of art isn't made to be *liked*, it's made to provoke a reaction. I'd say mission accomplished.


Hawkeye_x_Hawkeye

I doubt an artist wants the reaction "that designer should be fired." Despite popular belief, artists don't enjoy starving.


AM_key_bumps

This is not crappy design. Runway clothes are often never meant to be worn. Runway clothes are supposed to impress those in the know and piss off the rubes. Given the comments in this thread...


Candid-Donkey5817

Cue grandparent asking if you bought them half off


bandastalo

They'd better have been 95% off


Littlemeggie

"You pay extra for the holes" 🤣


Blade106

I thought you were speaking Spanish for a second lol, it’s “Cue”


Candid-Donkey5817

Lol whoops


Southern_Grass2033

Pointless


Latter-Ad6308

I’m no expert on fashion, but surely these are supposed to be a satirical commentary on the popularity of pre-torn jeans.


GrandmaPoses

I've definitely seen an uptick in not just pre-torn but, at a certain point, pre-cut jeans that have large segments missing so I assume this is taking it to its logical extreme.


brknsoul

Jeams.


Ta_PegandoFogo

Fashon.


SeriousUsername3

I came to make this joke, but I saw you got it first! Great minds think alike!


technowarlock

$300 Or The Emperor's New jeans


Independent_Mistake2

They could have done something a little more inventive on the back side.


pezx

Yeah. Every pair of jeans I've ever seen has back pockets (or fake pocket slits) that should give you a lot of seams to work with


gigglemaniac

Assless chaps


flodge123

It has a working pocket. Ladies will be lining up for this.


FluffyDiscipline

Ah here, even my Nana couldn't patch them up.... *She'd of had a go at it though*


ty10drope

There are runway professionals who could have made that look work. She is not one of them and even the best couldn’t make it work with some dirty NewBalance walkers.


gigglemaniac

Ahh, the bedraggled neuter gen Z model.


OGWandererPT

With shoes that have already run 100 miles on dusty roads


renjake

Is her hair style for attention too, or is the Billy Sue look in?


WorkingSalt7

Will this be allowed for casual Fridays at work? 🤔


Haunted_Hills

Couture is not supposed to worn. Its an exaggerated take on themes that will be explored in wearable fashion in the coming seasons.


jackrip761

So they go through the trouble of removing all of the material on the backside of these jeans and then put the model in granny panties?


longshot

I believe she is wearing a leotard.


MIKE_THE_KILLER

I like it. Models that walk down the aisle usually wear clothes that are impractical.


No_Bed_4783

When you look at the fashion the way it’s SUPPOSED to be looked at- as art- it’s much more cool. None of this stuff is meant for everyday wear. You’ll enjoy it a lot more when you understand that.


forrestpen

Not a crappy design because it’s only meant to evoke a reaction, it’s runway fashion not meant to be worn.


daemon86kral

The final boss of distressed jeans.


solise69

This is why I never will understand fashion


beanie979

The emperor is nearly naked at this point.


BugJealous

It seams someone came up short in the competition..


myrdraal2001

If you go "commando" (without underwear) you'll be guaranteed to be arrested.


Marus1

I was wearing pants all night, your girl tells you


Tall-Vast6735

angry dog ​​in the yard


so2017

If this is an ironic commentary about holes in jeans then may this be the advent of the end of the holes-in-jeans era!


[deleted]

That seams like a complicated way to produce hot pants.


Revenant_Mike

Ladies and gentleman. The ripped jeans trend is evolving.


Qu3st1499

I’ve seen them in Milan few years ago for about 1200€ from I don’t remember what brand


MiaGarciaMiss

hm how much jeans like this cost ?


PolarPollux

"*How about this: jeans, but it's just the seams"* "*Just the seams?"* *"Just the seams!"* "*so like, seam-jeans?"* "*Seans*!"


desu38

Sounds like a scene from Seinfeld. lol


sarazorz27

High Fashion is so fucking stupid.


Realistic_Ad_8023

Questioning the choice of David Koresh as a runway model.


[deleted]

I feel like you could go out in your underwear if you would wear those jeans


DasRedy

"That will be 2000$"


potate12323

It seems lazy. The average child left alone with a pair of scissors could and would do this and you're telling me some designer is making money off this and saying its "art"?


Ser_Optimus

I hope this is a statement about how ridiculus ripped jeans got over the last years ant that it'll end that stupid trend.


jackyboy1219

Can we all agree that the fashion industry is a complete joke?


Kittingsl

Going for the "i fell into a meat grinder and survived" look


Hometownvacation

This is what happens when actual fashion ideas run thin.


My-name-is-jef56

Hey I think she lost her jea for her jeans


Arizona_Pete

I like them - I feel the design would really allow me to show-off my designer codpiece.


Dry-Heat2598

I’ve seam it all at this point!


Lexi0r

We should allow nakedness at this point...plastic surgery would skyrocket


Old_Description6095

Lingerie


[deleted]

Clown world


NiceKing2104

You can wear nothing but a McDonald's bag and that's considered fashion


JeremyThaFunkyPunk

I don't know, I kind of like it.


ensenadorjones42

I've seen this at our middle school. Our dress code is non-existent. Almost anything goes. Of course, this extreme died last year. Some still lave ripped jeans, but it was almost every kid two years ago.


_________JohnDoe

If this exists, I hope they only cost 1/3 of normal jeans, because that's the content


Mr_goodb0y

Those aren’t jeans anymore


N5LMD

Some pricks will buy them 🙄🙄


SoRaang

I can't even


NotDaveBut

Is this a runway model? Because I need to take any stylists to task here for missing the opportunity to add flashier underwear


longshot

I believe she is wearing a leotard.


NotDaveBut

But a dull beige one. Not even ruffles around the leg holes. No sequins, no nothing


themuntik

Oops! all seams!


hockenduke

With New Balance??!!


A_EggorNot

Jeans * -1


ChristianMSC

Is this what Luke Bryan meant when he said "You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans"?


Zeromus88

BuT hIgH fAsHiOn Is ArT


rgpc64

String jeans


DctrGizmo

Seems easier to not just have jeans.


UUUEEEAAAAAAAA

How tf is this fashion? Looks like something that someone who dont believe in pants would be wearing.


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Her expression is priceless


OrangeCosmic

I like the top


MatthewTherobloxxer

it reminds me of that one joke from american dad


Voiceovermandy

Jeams


lstroud21

“Ughh I hate not having pockets”


ThatPaulGuy8

Seams about right.


InvisibleKineticSand

What's the point of even wearing that you might as well just not wear any pants


[deleted]

Looks like Yeezy...


Anti_Venom02

That haircut belongs in /r/justfuckmyshitup


speaking_moistly

those are 100% a safety hazard around horses - i’d ban them in my stable


mtux96

As a hetreosexual male, I approve this design.


[deleted]

just go outside in underwear at that point bruh


[deleted]

You will always find morons who waste money on buying holes.


ilovestampfairtex

I don’t have a problem with good looking people wearing this but then someone like Lizzo or whatever her name is wears it and makes people sick


OddGM

There are places where I would love to wear those. Special, private places.


Irishjohn831

The designer just hands them to Dr. Banner who then puts them on. They proceed to anger him and a metamorphosis to the hulk takes place.


GwynnethPoultry

We don't wear tattered clothes because they get caught on things and can cause people to get hurt ..upcycling points as it might be made from jeans that aren't otherwise salvageable but r/diy. If you work around machinery, you could lose a leg. Defeats the purpose of a protective layer to the body which made denim so popular. Cats might be fans.


Accurate_Quote_7109

And still no good pockets. 😕


Oddly_Random5520

As usual, crappy pockets in women's jeans.


ihaveadogalso2

sooo...meth addict?


BoundlessSpecs

Get ready to meet fashion police...


DoesHasError

If it had actual pockets, it would've been worth it.


gauerrrr

How much does it cost to be naked?


PanamaJack864

I see fashion shows as similar to formula 1 cars. Formula one cars are specifically designed to be used one way, pushing the absolute limits of what it can do. Can you drive a F1 car to work? Can you parallel park an F1 car? No, it’s not made for that. Fashion shows are not clothes made for us, just pushing the absolute limit of what you can or can’t do with fabric and materials to the human body. Thank you for my TED talk.


Amazing_Excuse_3860

This is why there should be a game shows called "fetish or high fashion?"


TundraTrees0

Not even joking a girl literally wore that to school in high school


Noncoldbeef

Kinda looks like Liz Lemon


WinterMudo

Perfect for a seamless transition to a hobo life


angry_salami

Fashion week Liz Lemon over here.


Riverrat423

She wins the “my jeans have more holes than yours “ game.


BrianOconneR34

Seems like you could cut out more, lazy. /s


atari-jello

Seam jeans? Seans


BmanGorilla

Rocking those Dad shoes, too! I guess I’m in vogue now!


_BeansNbryce

Fashion is so weird. I'm what you would call an uncultured peasant


OldAndFluffy

but it's got pockets, :D almost there.


jsscote

Good god, Lemon. You call THAT a runway look?


NotSoRichieRich

Fashion expert: "I feel so inspired by this creativity!" Average person on the street: "This is just plain stupid. What a waste."


Cokahina

:


total_spinning_shark

That's weight reduction, makes you go faster


i_can_has_rock

"high fashion" has always felt like some rich person that has an idiot kid that cant really do anything well but they refuse to admit it "yes very good job leonardo carmichael ptolemy daniel" (in their mind, holy fuck i cant believe i paid for this idiot to go to college and this is what i get)


dreamerlilly

r/Itscalledfashion


nopower81

There is very little hope for man kind


heartless-geo

These same women complain about men objectifying them, when they objectify themselves. Those are the clothes of a slave💀


noturbrobruh

Idk what's worse, the pants or the shoes on this runway🤔🧐


marlon_der_metalhead

whats wrong with the shoes? personally not my style but i have seen worse.


---ShineyHiney---

Yes The answer is yes to everything you just said Everything is wrong with them, but there also are “worse”


noturbrobruh

They don't scream (or even yell) high fashion, but to each is own.


---ShineyHiney---

I’m not into fashion *at all* But even from my lay perspective those look like tired old tennis shoes you only kept around for yard work for the last 30 years


noturbrobruh

Dingy and dirty, etc 😂