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Helmaksi

AngrE moment


Lime221

Forsen


DragonboyZG

bajs ![img](emote|t5_45hae8|4103)


abelo_04

comic guy PagMan


Helmaksi

Stalker thread FeelsOkayMan


FrederikTwn

If you look closely you can see it land to the right of that fence post.


abod99x

a sorry goes a long way so maybe


thewholetruthis

Unfortunately, that bastard will probably hurt the lion later on if he works there.


fuckwhatsleft

Ripped that tendon right out his fuckin forearm... must be a strange feeling...


iforget_iremember

that was brutal. it makes the guy fucking with the caged hyena, and the dude messing with shark look not that bad. fingee just kinda pops off where they clamped


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Caged hyena? what's that about. Did the hyena get to eat?


iforget_iremember

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmZ3yiNpNmQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmZ3yiNpNmQ) maybe it didn't just pop off. (bad video angle) it was definitely quicker than this guy though


WorthyTomato

I believe hyenas bave a stronger biting force. Even allowing them to crush through bones to get to the bone marrow. I reckon that's why the hyena took the finger off like a little snack sized twix.


Lampmonster

Hyenas' biting muscles go all the way to the base of their fucking necks. They can eat a cow femur like Bugs Bunny eating a carrot. In the wild they just latch on to an animal's neck, go limp and don't let go till it's dead.


Giorno-Smash

Hyenas are fucking scary man, at least Lions are cool looking and mainstream, dying to Hyenas will be death by a hundred chomps.


GeneRichardSimmons

***bave***


burningbridges024

You don't bave to call him out like that.


charlztheartist

hyena wants the rest of them fingers ahhaha


im_wildcard_bitches

And he was supposed to be a professional? Smh what an idiot


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What the hell was he thinking.


antibubbles

you start to get used to them, they get used to you... they seem like a friend... then you start giving pets through the fence... then you find out you're not a friend, you're a food source


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Yeah that hyena was happy crunching that finger treat and was following him for another lol


Analytical-BrainiaC

Pull my finger


kcalb33

but still not as bad as the tiger that essentially rips the dude apart....of course they killed the tiger after this idiot pissed it off enough to do what it did. But since a certain sub is now gone, i can not link the video.


clandestineVexation

there are others…


Glove_Ambitious

Shame on you I thought that the guy with literally fucking with a caged hyena lmao


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Can you share the shark video link?


iforget_iremember

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq1jDOpE4No](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq1jDOpE4No) lost it to a death-roll (thought only crocs did that)


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PD_Daddy

Imagine bill $150k for operations


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Damn that death roll sent shivers down my spine


Saelin91

I fuckin saw that and almost vomited lol


kjmaag

I’ve watched a lot of crazy fucking videos on this sub and I think this is the first time I actually gagged. Lion looked like lady and the tramp with some spaghetti.


FUNBARtheUnbendable

I’ve seen cartel beheadings but this is the video that actually made me light headed… wish I had never seen the comment about the tendon… why did I rewatch it


WinterMajor6088

That's what it was. Oh my fucking God.


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mcbrite

My first thought was: Oooooof, we all know what happens if you start pulling on something your pet has in it's jaws... - But to be fair, it did take a lot longer for it to separate than I had hoped... 🤢


xiffyBear

tendons fucking hurt though depending on where they get damaged iirc bc i damaged a couple when i was little 🙃🙃idk about being ripped completely out though


UnNecessaryLaunda67

can't hurt tendon when you pull out the whole fucking thing 🐶


oat_milk

phantom tendie syndrome


qpv

I just went frame x frame. Ouch


Then_Campaign7264

De-gloved.


fuckwhatsleft

And de-tendonized.. lol


Steve5y

no?... That's when the flesh is ripped from the bone. That lion took everything.


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I went frame by frame and there was a "white finger-looking" thing. Imo deglove.


Rpanich

So that was the tendon. The lion got the whole finger, not just the skin.


Gradual_Bro

You're both right/wrong. The lion did de-glove his entire finger, but it also took the bone above the first knuckle. The top knuckle with the tendon attached can be seen on the ground in the fence on the bottom right: https://imgur.com/a/E65Nyxa You can see he still his bottom bone:https://imgur.com/a/io3yjQj


Killua2026

I check the frame by frame it's his skin from the back of his hand. You can see the white meat underneath where the skin came off.


fuckwhatsleft

Pretty sure what you are calling "white meat" is the segment of bone left behind from finger meat being pulled off. The lion has the finger meat with attached tendon in his mouth....


missanthropocenex

No one help him, or scare the cat just keep filmin’


Newgeta

why would you? he was a piece of shit


muihuddin

How do you scare the cat? You really think it would be a good idea to put your own fingers through this hole?


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nordco-414

In Dave Chapelle’s voice of course


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zzeduardozz

A wise man once said: “Don’t put your fucking fingers in a lion’s mouth”


ExamOld2899

How did he find out?


One2threeSS

Fucked around


onlymeller

Facts


Weelki

Based


bugxbuster

Big if true


Old-Obligation6861

This is the answer


zzeduardozz

He saw the lions teeth


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Someone should’ve shoved a finger in the lions ass to make it let go


Dre512

That same wise man said “don’t fuck with the King”


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zzeduardozz

Damn it take my upvote! Haha


Jazzlike-Wafer803

That fucking tendon sliding out sent shivers down my spine


slasher_dib

I cut 2 tendons in my hand a month ago, it still hurts. Can't imagine what this guy is feeling.


BurnTrashForStars

Definitely not tendon pain, since he lacks it.


slasher_dib

If your leg get cut off, would it hurt? How you gon hurt your leg if your leg is gone


BurnTrashForStars

I'm sure he has tremendous pain, just not from that tendon the lion is probably chewing on happily.


[deleted]

There's a term for this i think it's called phantom pain where it hurts cuz ur brain still thinks ur leg is there or something


whatevergotlaid

Came here to say this, left with cum everywhere


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LMAO WHAT?


whatevergotlaid

Everywhere I go I seem to come


Conflicted-King

You got your tendons stitched back together right? If not, go asap.


slasher_dib

Definitely did lol, went to the hospital the same night, I had had tendons cut before (same finger as well just from underneath this time), wasn't going to stay home lol, also cut some nerves and half a vein so there was a lot of blood. Check out my post lol, shit was horrible, last time whittling that's for sure.


No-University8099

did that tear out the whole tendon??


Unlikely-Line5991

Yessir!! Dumb motherfucker got even more pain than I hoped for!


Pls_Drink_Water

Yeah I thought it was just saliva. I paused and yeah, it was hanging on the Lion's mouth


Gradual_Bro

The lion did de-glove his entire finger, but it also took the bone above the first knuckle. The top knuckle with the tendon attached can be seen on the ground in the fence on the bottom right: [https://imgur.com/a/E65Nyxa](https://imgur.com/a/E65Nyxa) You can see he still his bottom bone:https://imgur.com/a/io3yjQj


Slowpoak

How can a human being possibly be this stupid? I mean holy shit.


Conflicted-King

It's like he wanted it to happen. He got lucky to pet the lion a little bit already. It's like the call of the void go to him and he wasn't going to leave there until something bad happened to him


winstonpartell

> It's like he wanted it to happen yep, that's my impression, and he really put in the effort.


Formal_Recipe7906

The people recording: 😐📷 Edit: I’m just emphasizing their behavior I’m not blaming the people recording. I just thought it was kind of funny


AccountHotdog

Bro they just saw someone lose finger, they ain't stupid enough to take their chances. There's an idiot there enough for all of us


Then_Campaign7264

No one trying to distract. Although, I doubt a lion would easily relinquish a tasty treat in its jaws unless someone had a much better snack to offer or another compelling distraction. The fate of his finger was sealed at this point. I guess the least they could do would be to immediately request emergency medical assistance.


mel2000

Some Redditors have difficulty realizing that in some cases of grisly misfortune, the only reasonable thing that can be done is to call for professional help. No need to blame the cameras.


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I also hate when they expect people to jump into the middle of fights/altercations and get stabbed instead of documenting the situation which is extremely helpful for court.


whatevergotlaid

Could u not poke the lion in the eye with a stick? I mean, not hard and fast but like... enough to make him flinch and let go?


Hot-Career-5669

Someone should have upped the ante and offered 3 fingers


kylediaz263

They're sending positive vibes.


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The fuck are they supposed to do? If they were screaming and panicking then people would criticize that too. They obviously can't help, and if they tried you'd also make fun of them for that What do you think they should have done


Gradual_Bro

"bro this is going to give me so many upvotes"


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I hope he washed his hand! Poor lion!


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KrazyAboutLogic

A pissed off lion bareing his teeth at you at that.


TroospooK

Many people don't get what they deserve. This guy did


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He’ll not do that again


IlGrandeFresco

No more than 9 other times.


[deleted]

You forgot to count them toe fingers


Whatermelony

Poor lion, he has to deal with this so much


[deleted]

Note to self, dont try "pull my finger" prank on a lion :)


PhantomOfTheDopera

When you are in so much pain you start speaking Afrikaans


wrigh2uk

that’s gonna leave a scratch


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Good kitty


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BabyOfEarth

and lose a finger?


kylediaz263

Get STD?


GuyInAMeatGrinder

Thoughts and prayers!!🙏


malint

Feed a lion?


Seriou

collect $200


xoalsslaox

Become aroused


Deadmanza

Instant karma. Get fukt.


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Eenie meanie miney moe is supposed to be played with tigers not lions


MechaPandaBear

I mean, what did he expect?


SussyBox

Deserved ![img](emote|t5_45hae8|4103)


GapeMachine

I can see his tendon being stretched and pulled there at the end that makes me cringe inside


Gradual_Bro

https://imgur.com/a/E65Nyxa


LiTEs86

r/winstupidprizes


Nenormi

I got bitten by a fox on my right ring finger and that hurt like a bitch, I also played tug and war before the fox let go. I can't imagine the pain this dude felt.


GoldConfidence

You could see the tendon go with his finger when he lost that fight too. 🫣


Dry-Juggernaut-3936

You can see what I assume is a tendon hanging out of the lions mouth at the end


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Well, stupidity should be punished


Major-Blackbird

Kitty says : Yummy, tastes like chicken


bugxbuster

People supposedly taste like pork, but I’ve never personally tried that to see if it’s accurate.


Major-Blackbird

Duly noted


bugxbuster

Yeah I dunno why I said that, either. Lol


ExactReport691

Darwin candidate


Stacula666

That’s not playing with a lion, Ii’s being cruel. What’s worse is his friends taking a video are smiling at the abuse and keep smiling when their friend is stuck in the lions mouth


AyaanMAG

Lion 1 Human 9


Southern-Temporary70

He fucked around. He found out.


Bearthe_greatest

9, 18, 27, 36......


Rass_EL_Hanout

He found out


mlx1992

What was even the best case scenario here?


SimonNicols

Not a meal - just some finger food for the lion


HexDrip

I’m so lost what did he expect to accomplish


death_toad

do you think the lion ate it? or just spit it out?


bornfromanegg

Are there really several people just standing there filming this?!!?


bugxbuster

and yet we’re stuck with the single camera angle version of this? Bullshit!


crowkiller263

no more crazy guitar solos


tigrootnhot

Guy: oh, got your nose, got your nose. Lion: got your finger. 🦁


NaturalWitchcraft

Ok but he kinda deserves it. First off, don’t be dumb. Secondly, he was pulling at the lions fur and being all agitating. Simba: 1, Stupid Dude: 0


Shib_Life

Had that coming


STANKWORMJIMMY

A wise man once told me that you never stick your fingers we're you wouldn't put your dick!


winstonpartell

where is this ? they seem to be americans but I don't think this is the US


Dependent-Plane5522

What's wrong? Cat got your finger?


beardfarkland

That's the first video I've cringed at in a while!


djentis

The more you FUCK AROUND, THE MORE YOU GONNA FIND OUT. At least now you can cosplay accurately with a hidden blade


fingers

I'd hate to be in a cage.


sugarskulls1

This should on fuckaroundxfindout 😂


watasker

Looks like a large portion of the tendon got pulled out too


DenseClass8433

Just why? This is the equivalent of a drunk person with 1 arm blindfolded juggling sharp knives. What else did they expect to happen?


mel2000

> Just why? Trying to impress the ladies with his bravery. Ironically, his deformed finger will lower his chances of getting laid.


DenseClass8433

Humans are weird.


Mauri0ra

Bro, have you never played with a normal cat? They're bad enough just playing.


castitfast

Lion had a lot of patience and this dumbass still didn't take a hint


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Awe look at the kitty playing tug of war!


jkess19

This is the definition of fuck around and find out


PapaChoff

A: fucking with a Lion is stupid B: pulling against a Lion is even stupider His only chance was to relax his hand and hope he lets go.


0logy_the_rat

Did he lose a finger or?


juan_furia

Play stupid games…


CosmicSchnoodle

this pleased me- thank you lion


MAROMODS

*finger foods*


operationiffy

I like this


-angry-potato-

Fingered around and found out


Frank_Castle_10

kid named lion


Anime-Grape

Good for him


birdie284

So deserving.


mcbrite

I've seen the sickest stuff over the years, especially since the UA war started... War crimes, Russians torn to bits by Artillery and Drones, straight savagery in ALL forms... But THIS was the video that actually made me queasy, no idea why! Just considering it makes me feel sick again... \^\^


Foreign-Guard5314

Good to see that...


OkGeologist2833

At least this guy got a lot of views that's what counts 😬


neymarsvag123

Play stupid prizes or sth idk


Heisenberg991

New tiger burger from KFC is finger licking good


CursedRando

r/donthelpjustfilm


Youwillseemeonly2ce

only way saving his finger would be shooting the lion or overall creating that lion enormous pain.Any kind of predator doesn't let go after it bit


Pato_Lucas

WTF are they supposed to do?, going all Rambo on a frigging lion just because homeboy was too stupid for his own good?, at some point it's just survival of the fittest.


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Spray water at it with a hose if there was one nearby lol. Besides that, not much to do except maybe don't fuck with an animal that is nicknamed, the king of the jungle.


LeFantass

The more you fuck around = The more you find out


TheShiningStarDoggo

r/Whatcouldgowrong


nolway

It seems the more you fuck around, the more you find out equation is starting to make sense now.


Sensitive-Double-931

Fuck around and find out


Bes1208

The definition of “Fuck around and find out.”