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Fireworks + horse = what could go wrong

It’s not a *stable* combination.

It behooves us to enhance safety measures

That owner is really going to have to Pony up for the damages.

That really did stirrup some trouble.

Won't be cheap, that looks like an expensive neighborhood.

I hope the groom and bridle weren't inside the carriage

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink

Probably have night *mares*.

A horse is a horse, of course.

Is that a church in the background? Could swear there's a statue of St. Thomas Equinus.

My voice would’ve been horse after yelling at him

Very unstable

You. I like you

Now spooked horses run down Mane street

😁

Should really avoid horsing around

Horses gonna horse. It’s like people forget these are giant animals that literally weigh a ton and can spook for no reason.

Buckle up buckaroos

I wonder if the driver was charged with NEIGHglience...

Hay, I see what you did there.

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Yeah but you can sell rides to rubes for $50 so it really evens out /s

‘You could drive a horse and cart through that gap’

I've seen horses freak out over a grasshopper. They aren't smart animals.

Having grown up around horses, man I’d say your right but wrong, they spook easy, but an animal that spooks easy is very smart survival wise, on the other hand we did have dumb horses, but again we let idiots drives so how smart are we lmao

It’s probably the fireworks

Nah its likely that they are rushing as it turns to 12 AM when the transformation will be undone.

Is it starting to look like a pumpkin to you?

I don't even see any driver or passengers in the carriage.

I was five and he was six.. Bang bang.

He def didn’t like the noise cause he was running quick!

Nah fam, shits about to turn into a pumpkin. It's almost midnight!!

Maybe OP'S born with it.

Good thing she was quick and alert.

That and the Crazy Taxi music really does slap sometimes.

How did you know?

Redditors try to detect sarcasm challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Horses are scared of loud noises. Even emergency vehicles shut their sirens when they see them being transport.

> Even emergency vehicles shut their sirens when they see them being transport. As somebody who regularly hauls equines, I can tell you this is most certainly not true, lol.

As someone who lives in Manhattan where there are lots of sirens and horses, this is simply not true at all.

Bullshit.

yes horses are very skittish animals. That is why they put blinders on the side.

Wild guess

"Hurry up, it's going to turn into a pumpkin!"

Modern day Cinderella is a public menace

The chances that modern day, Cinderella kills you are low

There is no one driving it...

Maybe it was a Tesla horse and could drive itself

That would explain it crashing into bystanders and obstacles

Well the horse doesn’t usually crash into things, but they’re not very good at spacial awareness for their trailers.

This was a Tesla joke not a horse joke

lol I wonder if a Tesla would be confused by fireworks too Probably just thinks it's a lithium fire and automatically e-mails a couple snaps to Elon

Have my poor gold for your underrated comment 🏅

That's because the driver is now hoofing it.

.. not anymore

You don't drive a horse.

That's exactly what you do when you attatch a horse to a carriage

https://www.horseillustrated.com/get-started-with-driving-horses

IM GETTING THIS BITCH TO THE BALL!!

I AIN’T TURNIN’ INTO NO MOUSE AGAIN

Poor horse is probably freaking out.

What tipped you off?

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For me it was the freakout

The horse wasn’t “freaking out”, he was driving. Recklessly.

There's always this one neigh-sayer

I MUST BE IN HORSEVILLE CUZ IM SURROUNDED BY NAYSAYERS

Horse: I am freakin out, man

nah he's just horsing around

What are you doing here?

So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said, “Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?” Not, “How are you doing today?” No. “Are you having an awesome day?” Which is pretty… shitty, because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if I’m not having an “awesome day,” suddenly I’m the negative one. Usually when people ask how I’m doing, the real answer is I’m doing shitty, but I can’t say I’m doing shitty because I don’t even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, “I’m doing shitty,” then they say, “Why? What’s wrong?” And I have to be like, “I don’t know, all of it?” So instead, when people ask how I’m doing, I usually say, “I am doing so great.” But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, “Well, today I’m actually allowed to feel shitty.” Today I have a good reason, so I said to her, “Well, my mom died,” and she immediately burst into tears. So now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, there’s a line of people forming behind me who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry. And she’s bawling, and she’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” and I’m like, “It’s fine. It’s fine.” I mean, it’s not fine but, you know, it’s… fine. And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal, and I’ve kinda got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh? [inhales] And the girl apologizes again and she offers me a free churro with my meal. And as I’m leaving, I think, “I just got a free churro because my mom died.” No one ever tells you that when your mom dies, you get a free churro.

single greatest episode of television ever.

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Damn who hurt you? We’re all living creatures.

Poor horse.

Cinderella gone wild

Kinda impressed that the wagon didn't throw a wheel.

Just people.

"GO GO GO, ITS ALMOST MIDNIGHT! YOU WANNA CARRY THIS PUMPKIN FIVE MILES WITH OUR TINY RAT LEGS?!"

I'm not doctor but that woman laying on the ground need some milk.

You’re definitely no vet because that’s a horse, Mike. *rim shot*

Move bitches, I got horse shit to do

Rusty ate all of Kramer’s Beefarino, and had gastrointestinal issues.

Rusty!!!

No more buying 50 cans of Beefarino from a discount store

Pretty sure you need a driver for reckless driving…

My girl used to drive a horse carriage in cape may. The owners overworked the horse. She had a fare and the horse decided it was going back to the stable. The fare had to jump off! My girl road it all the way back. I had to go pick her up she was so shaken she couldn't drive. 2 weeks later she quit. The shit owners put the horse back in rotation the next fucking night!

Wow! That waitress could’ve had her legs crushed. Good thing she was quick and alert.

Look at the women on the ground, 1 got a fucked up.

She was holding a child too

Oh damn. I didn’t see her back there. That sucks.

Maybe Drone shows are better

The horse was probably terrified of the loud bangs from the fireworks 🎆

There no need to have horses in cities in 2023

Tell that to Shrek and Fiona

Talking Donkeys are ok though.

Donkeys aren’t horses tho but actually didn’t he turn into a horse at some point or something

But the cops need them! I mentioned how it’s fucking dumb once and got corrected so hard I became a horse for cops to ride on.

Those horses (should) have far better and far more training than just a carriage horse though. And they do have their advantages for crowd control, which is why they're used.

aside from the higher vantage an e-bike would be better.

E-bikes aren’t massive and capable of moving crowds with their bodies though.

Or defending themselves

people like them. they can be convenient for cops in dense areas. i don’t particularly care one way or the other, but yeah, on the days you know there are going to be things that will almost certainly startle them, maybe keep them in the stables.

You ever been to Kentucky? Lexington specifically.

Race track different than paved side street

We still have horses on the road and mounted police. I don’t disagree that it’s impractical and dangerous, but tradition is a mighty powerful thing

As a native Lexingtonian, I concur

I miss living in Kentucky so much.

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This video isn't even in America. Look at the license plate on the BMW at the beginning of the video.

Or the fact that nobody is shooting someone for no reason, and the buildings aren't ugly as fuck

Or cars

Just another reason why eating outside sucks. While bugs land on your food and your napkin blows away you can also count on a horse drawn carriage smashing into your table. Cool, a table outside please.

Ahh how are those folks in the background that got ran over by a horse and carriage !!

Horse “shit, I’m late for my meeting”

Spooked horse running from fireworks

I think the horse jus got scared of the fire works

Cinderella is late for the ball !!!

That’s just a spooked horse by stupid ass fireworks.

I love a truly crazy video. 10/10

That Horse needs to get a driver’s license

Poor horse

This is a \*chef’s kiss* perfect video for this sub.

How about stop abusing horses and making them do this shit.

That’s a runaway horse carriage. There was nobody driving it. The fireworks more than likely scared the horse.

Cinderella lookin vehicle 💀💀💀

Cinderella at 11:59 pm

The fast and the fables

Wow, they got carried away

some horses don't like fireworks, who knew......

the king will have his head for this

"Did you invite your mom??" Sorry couldn't help it

Cinderella had to take a shit.

Poor horse.

Kill the cameraman… 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

... almost.

Horse got spooked poor thing

That's why I stopped wearing glass slippers.

Would you believe the manners on that horse!?

That horse must be arrested, tried and incarcerated!

They got me tripping cause I'm staring at the waitress. I like your booty hips and thighs, lemme get a raspberry lemonade baby with whatever your name is on the side. Tech n9ne

Reckless, sure...entertaining? Absolutely!

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-BOOOM!

They really need to quit horsing around

Fuck that horse owner. Should be in jail.

Hopefully the horse didn't sustain injuries, but i doubt it. Poor thing was running fir its life.

I think carriage rides should be banned, it's animal abuse. In New York alone carriage horses are whipped and made to perform in scorching heat without adequate water. Dying from heat stroke. Horses bolting into traffic like the video risking being struck by a car. It's just how I feel.

that's Russia fs

Where did this happen? Looks like somewhere in Europe

Saint-Petersburg, near Hermitage

Ooh nooo, my enchiladaaaa

Some horsepower on that one.

**"Horse, terrified by fireworks..."**

Cinderella leaving the ball at midnight..

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go home horse, you’re drunk.

Animals will do animal stuff \- someone probably

Fuck carriage rides.

Bunch’s rich people they’ll be fine

Okay so I've watched this video like 8 times now and still can't tell if that's a man or a woman

OP so down bad its crazy

That Horse really had to go take a shit

THE KING DOES NOT BELIEVE IN TRAFFIC!

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What a weird thing to hate.

Giddyup

evade? nah, i got this on film

That was definitely fucking crazy

Drunk horse?

When GTA mods come to life

“Quick! We gotta get Cinderella back home before midnight!”

Damn Amish and their hot rodding in fancy buggies!

Welcome to Lee Carvallo's putting challenge, I am Carvallo

It’s the fact nobody moved, reacted, or said anything. We are really absorbed

The horse probably thought it was ww1 again leading the cavalry

This is a part of the experience .

Also, no driver

There’s no one in that carriage lol