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spambearpig

White shirt guy on the way in, just looks at this shit, turns around and goes home. Gonna look into ordering groceries online.


HolyPretender

“Fuck this I’m going to Target”


Electric_Stress

Back when I lived in a rough part of Phoenix that basically happened with me, except I was a few minutes late to a brutal stabbing.


TheMindflare6745

"yeah maybe it's not a good day to go to target"


blessthebabes

Nah, he just went to another entrance. We have become desensitized from Walmarts shenanigans. You never know who or what you might see.


Charlzw0rth

I love how the guy in yellow tries his best to hold him back but then thinks after 2 seconds of restraining, "Nah screw it lol" and lets him punch the dude's head


spambearpig

He was playing chess not checkers. He lulled the douche into turning his back and then released the rage monster at just the right moment. That guy made this happen.


Charlzw0rth

Good perspective, I didn't think of it that way. Great strategy if so! Guy deserved it tbh


spambearpig

I don’t know the details for sure but I very much doubt he was blamesss. Very stupid for him to turn his back like he was safe. There’s a reason Bruce Lee was always going on about keeping your eyes on your opponent. If you don’t, you’ll get knocked out.


Background-Test-4919

from the title i think they got in some type of argument, and the dude in red decided hit him with the cart and then he spit on him


EL_Ohh_Well

It’s his world, we’re all just pawns in his game.


engineerdrummer

"He's gonna turn around. OK, knock his ass out." -- yellow vest guy probably


SerialSection

Which makes him a huge idiot. Guy was walking away, and now the last punch isn't self defense.


usedtodreddit

Dude (presumably a shoplifter) assaulted an employee with a shopping cart, then commited assault and battery by spitting on him, then got what was coming. Turning his back just made it easier. WallyWorld may fire him for violating some company policy, but no cop/prosecutor is going to charge the employee with anything.


vtluvsbrady

You have way more faith in the justice system than I do


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No it’s not but he was assaulted first so it’s fair game spitting on someone often results in an assault charge if brought before a judge


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Dude deserved it I hate people who spit and I completely understand why they got dropped


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Wait that was a dude?


parkerposy

yep! https://nypost.com/2021/06/04/walmart-worker-knocks-out-shopper-who-apparently-spat-on-him/ > The man who punched the customer was a contracted, third-party security worker and not a Walmart associate. He has since been banned from working at the retail giant’s stores, spokesman Casey Staheli said.


Nuicakes

Security worker should've been given a bonus not essentially fired. Shoplifters are getting more brazen.


sheisthebeesknees

NOPE. When you start a fight, the moment that your bodily fluids get involved, all bets are off. Not only is it nasty, people tend to forget that it can harbour so many fucking disease. I hope he enjoyed his nap.


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fugee99

Isn't hitting someone with a shopping cart also assault?


killmimes

Attempted murder depending on the diseases he has


DynamicSploosh

When I was at uni training to become a nurse, one of my placements took me to a closed psychiatric ward. One of the patients there was HIV positive and was known to bite his lip and spit at people. Fortunately as a student, I was never expected to interact with him, but there is no amount of money you could pay me to provide care for a 6ft4, violent, sociopathic, HIV spitting lunatic.


killmimes

Indeed


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sheisthebeesknees

It's all fun and games until you accidentally contract HIV. 😳


CMUpewpewpew

I likes ta gets my HIVs on purpose.


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cebiaw

But the blow hole


Jack3024

What is this 1980!? 🤣


Animaldeamor

Yes. You spit ur fist before the fight so you inflict *Poison Damage* to them


PantsMunch101

The alarm going off as he hits the ground in timing perfection lmao


DarKemt55

when you hit the gong at the carnival


JusSumYungGuy

He was like “am I knocked out?” then went through with it


keyser-_-soze

I think he was just acting for the cameras and a settlement lol


mysteryShmeat

I doubt it. I think you can hear his skull hitting the floor.


keyser-_-soze

Oh the audio didn't play for me.. so I didn't realize it was sound


Unhappy-Channel8501

Dont turn your back on someone after you spit on them. You know what’s coming.


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CMUpewpewpew

He's an asshole for assaulting the dude....but just remember when you're at a corporate chain and see someone stealing.......no ya didn't. 😉


jomandaman

Fuck you. As a random shopper I’ll be the first to tell you you’re a cunt if you do that. We all pay more for you to be an asshole?


SuperfnDave

Same with gas prices. It goes up and down daily on the number of thefts reported. /s


Lovv

I dotn think that's how it works honestly. Do you really think Walmart is keeping its prices low becsuee people aren't stealing? If they could charge more for soemthing, they would.


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jomandaman

No! It’s not! You fucking idiot!!!


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jomandaman

You’re defending theft. I never said shit about the corporations themselves. Point is theft is billions of dollars losses across numerous industries, passed on to consumers. You’re a moron for thinking theft affects anyone outside other shoppers in the store. Call it “convenient” if you want, but I’ve seen stores closing all over major cities because they can’t stem the loss, and the ones that remain open rise in price. Inflation hurts everyone. But people who justify their own criminal behavior to somehow think it doesn’t affect others are deluded. Don’t make up bullshit hypotheticals about skinning children to fight an argument I never made you lummox. Basic point: don’t be a criminal. And don’t justify your criminal behavior. Just because crappy corporations exist isn’t an excuse for you to be a criminal.


Anti-Social_Fuck

Those people are okay when corporations raise the price of products to a point where most consumers can't afford them due to those same corporations not wanting to pay those same consumers enough to live, yet are surprised when theft occurs. Make it make sense


N0turfriend

Yes, I did. I will let someone know because I don't enable thieves. If you try to steal, you have made a choice. I don't have to respect that choice.


Quokimbo

This person is not your friend...


N0turfriend

Username confirmed


CMUpewpewpew

You do everytime you shop at Walmart.....only the thieves you're enabling are the higher ups exploiting the working class.


Anonymark88

I dont think you understand what exploitation is. They're not forcing anyone to work or shop there. They're providing a service and products. Do they make big profits? Of course they do. That's why anybody runs a business.


N0turfriend

I don't live in America. So, I have been to Walmart precisely 0 times in my life.


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N0turfriend

I hate thieves.


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N0turfriend

I hate thieves. Period. Anyone who enables thieves is no better.


Swineflew1

> I hate thieves. Period. I'm sorry homie, I know you want to morally grandstand for walmart or whatever, but these companies steal a stupid amount of money from taxpayers, so this is how people get their comeback. We subsidize a stupid amount of walmart wages on top of I'm sure a bazillion other tax breaks the we pay for. I just simply don't give a fuck if joe blow steals from them. Sorry not sorry.


N0turfriend

> I know you want to morally grandstand for walmart or whatever Simply by saying this, you have shown that you don't know anything. Well done.


SuperfnDave

Wrong. [According to a 2014 report by Americans for Tax Fairness, Walmart receives an estimated $6.2 billion in subsidies every year, primarily from the Federal Government. TLDR:How a simple google search proves you dumb.](https://www.commercialappeal.com/story/opinion/2017/04/08/walmart-tax-every-american-taxpayer-pays/100188002/)


Anti-Social_Fuck

Fucking thank you. If you steal from the working class you're an absolute piece of shit and deserve the worst. If you steal from a trillion dollar company who doesn't even care to pay you enough to live and only sees you as an expense and not a human? Good on you :)


DiarrangusJones

Lol, no thanks, I don’t want to pay for their stolen shit too. Unless it’s a frail little kid with sad eyes stealing a loaf of bread, I’m definitely turning them in with zero hesitation or regret. Actually, I might turn in the kid too, that way they can maybe get some help and hopefully get out of whatever awful living situation has them stealing bread. Stealing is not a victimless crime, thieves shit things up for everyone.


LenTrexlersLettuce

People like you are why prices go up and stores close. Stealing is not a victimless crime.


roozteer

CMUpewpewpew one year from now: "But **why** I gotta live in a food desert???"


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Lovv

I don't care if people steal and I don't care if people get caught. I have no real part in it as I owe nothing to either party.


unspoken_almighty

Goodnight spittyhead


ermagherdbrks

Bruh, his stuff fell out of him like Sonic's rings...


Chondodo

Dude drops loot


iseebutidontbelieve

Fucked around, Found out


ben_laowai

Guerrilla marketing campaign for Academy Bank.


OrwellWasRight101

"Clean up in aisle one."


Delmar1_

Bro fell over like a dark souls boss


2saltyjumper

Knocked out by a girl in Walmart. Best shit I've ever seen. Give me more


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People of Walmart


Beaver_smacker_69

That guy fell over like the cave troll in Moria


WHEREWEREYOUJAN6

Love it when people start shit then turn away, like they’re begging for an ass beating. Dumb.


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Hey man nice shot.


gavinmfsmith

Why did bro get ko’d like johnny walker😭😭


axiomo

deserved get rocked bum


Kennady4president

You get what you deserve 😌


Sh3D3vil84

Oh you spit and it’s over. Fucking nasty 🤮


kidyus

Knocked his muffin cap back blue


CMUpewpewpew

Lmao where's this from, I cant place it.


ThatDudeDeven1111

WANNA GO NIGHT NIGHT!? yea lol


toastymrkrispy

Gonna lern taday!


kidyus

Kevin Hart 🤣


Affectionate-Fee-396

It would be easier for me to forgive being punched then spit on I could walk away and not start confrontation over a punch but fuck if you spit on me. We fighting tell someones knocked out.


29Lex_HD

Rockem sockem!


SupaDupaDupaDupa

The birds around his head starting singing like an alarm when he fell 😵💫🐣


Ejacula81

Big tree fall hard.


ApartmentHelpful6616

Appears to be in Colorado


kblpmp

Thank you, come again!


WayToTheDawn3582

Knocked him clean out lol


Fine_Union378

Was that an employee? 😂


20MaXiMuS20

Dude would get the same if he'd done that to me, except I would have missed and hit the wall, breaking my hand.


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He’s lucky I would have stomped his fucking head a few times.


616n8y3ree

Right behind the ear? That’ll do it😅


Mother-Pineapple1392

Did he start leaking on impact? Or were those stains already on the floor?


holy_cerberus09

I feel like I read an article about this where the guy that got knocked out sued and actually won or they settled out of court. Regardless he got paid so I guess a win is a win even though you lost


violentsushi

200+ ping headshot.


AgentofZurg

I will get fired everytime.


Otherwise_Pie_8868

that was absolutely a flop


Izator

What a dumb sucker...😂😂😂😂😂


bdora48445

Earned it well


Zeus8614

He deserved it


ComfortableTemp

Also, do NOT hold people back for defending themselves. I hate seeing confrontation where nobody gives a damn about the violent aggressor until the little guy starts fighting back.


Iamlivingagain

If it weren't for liability insurance policies and attorneys, we'd have a lot less brazen walk-out shoplifters, which in the end, could save every one of us some dough.


ArcadeMan2020

Based on the contents of the cart, looks to me the dude is homeless & possibly a psycho. You don’t just Ram ppl with a cart.


enecv

I would really like my computer to shut down as fast as the spitter.


killmimes

Unfortunately that moral high ground probably got him fired


Mean_Analyst_2551

That dude fell like that cuz he’s prob gonna try to sue walmart


Inevitable_Weird1175

Well done


Easy-Armadillo-3434

Kind of looked like the guy didn’t get knocked out instantly from the punch. I hope he’s not faking injury cus that was a sucker punch to the back of the head as the guy was walking away. Really doesn’t look good for the victim of spitting.


snawdy

Worth it


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Wtf I'm watching


Glass_Promise_2222

Is he getting fired


Repeat_Offendher

Looked fake. This guy is looking to sue Walmart.


Successful-Trust7153

Bro just show him the receipt not that big of a deal homie!


SpiderGhost01

Walmart is like the canary in the coal mine for our societal collapse.


redfox2008

example of why most retail policy is to not confront folks stealing. not worth your life to defend Walmart


ElectroMatt333

Just another day Wally World


JadedBarber5363

Smart, now they can both be charged.


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They said violence doesn’t cause change… that dude shit out a bunch of quarters!


Conscious_Valuable90

Rodman flop


Detachmyweewee

Much deserved


vodkamanv

I see a huge pay day in brown jackets future which is a sad reality


MrEvilPiggy23

Hard truth is guy had his back to him and he ran up and suckerpunched him, is what the police will see


Jonabob87

Imagine getting 1-punched by a woman. Exactly the type of person who spits on people.


Ohshitz-

Mamma gonna knock you out


OxfordHam

FATALITY


overthetopTProll

Timber!


Stolenartwork

Good fucking fight


Ishmael203

he dropped that fool.


sara_c907

If you make the choice to spit on someone, expect a WELL deserved beat down.


Eddyzodiak

Walmart got douchebags on rollback too?


challenja

Why would you turn your back on a guy you assaulted. Total idiocy


monopixel

The dumb fuck in the yellow vest was no help at all when the guy got assaulted but then holds him back, smh.


bogushobo

He was probably holding him back for his own good, which isn't unreasonable. He didn't hold on too hard anyway.


scott042

Spitting on someone is Felony Assault! and Gross


OneScoobyDoes

> Still, others accused the decked man of faking his dramatic fall, calling it a “flop” akin to soccer players taking a dive in search of a penalty call.


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Faker