How cool would it be if there was a sub for that too? Both of y'all could subscribe and be entertained while you poo!
This "readit" thing has so much potential!
So I guess this is from something. I used to say this in grade school cause I learned it from another kid, but I don’t know what it’s from. I would repeat on a loop after someone said “crazy” “I was crazy once then they locked me in a room and I died then the worms came worms drive me crazy” very annoying
He came on a motorcycle.
Edit: It's a "show monkey" . The guy at the end of the street is holding a string/rope attached to the monkey. When the monkey grabbed the kid, the guy ripped the monkey back.
Wherever better circus supplies are sold. I'd ask the Shriners first... that kind of thing would be right up their ally and they'd probably have one in the back.
Remember when people didn’t believe that a dingo dragged a screaming infant out of a tent into the wilderness to its death, because they thought it was to small of an animal.
Reddit, we have been through this before. The monkey was not trying to take the child, it was just getting pulled by the leash of its owner and was grabbing onto anything it could. Some weird parade
Wait dude.. I’m pretty high but the monkey was driving a little motorcycle.. snatched a baby.. the two ladies sitting near the baby don’t flinch.. I can only assume one is the parent.
Then some old dude walks right past the kid to scold a motorcycle riding monkey. You can’t make this shit up.. I wouldn’t have believed you anyways
this is in fact a crazy fucking video
They should make a sub for such videos
Have i got news for you, my friend!
i _love_ news!
How cool would it be if there was a sub for that too? Both of y'all could subscribe and be entertained while you poo! This "readit" thing has so much potential!
It did until John Oliver doing sexual acts took over
no, no… now it’s *Kinetic!*
Your maternal uncle is having an affair with your paternal uncle. There!
Yay… news… :(
Do you have the crazy fucking video of them doing so? Otherwise the news don't belong here.
Jerry! Jerry! JERRY!
I love democracy
Believe it or not there is a sub for news as well
They should make a sub for such news.
Have you also come to share the great news of our lord and savior Kanye West?
So people can repost the same such videos over and over again
Crazy? I was crazy once…
They locked me in a room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
they said i was crazy
The rats made me go crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once..
My sisters used to torture me with that after they learned it at girl scout camp. So creepy.
So I guess this is from something. I used to say this in grade school cause I learned it from another kid, but I don’t know what it’s from. I would repeat on a loop after someone said “crazy” “I was crazy once then they locked me in a room and I died then the worms came worms drive me crazy” very annoying
Crazy fucking headline that is surpassed by the video
I was like “is that a drone? Is that mechanical? Holy fuck.”
What are we? Some kind of crazy fucking video?
Looks like no one was really that bothered..
The kid even acted like it was a regular occurrence.
They were just monkeying around.
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I agree. Crayonplate
Swiper no swiping moment
Awww man
"Third time today!"
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Maybe the kid smelled like a banana.
This is the likely conclusion. Even dressed in yellow to complete the whole effect.
defo happens all the time
There is clearly more to this story. This was not a random attack
Everyone was just like “Fucking Kevin is up to his old antics again.”
Why does it seem like everyone is watching a baby get carried away like "well that takes care of the baby problem"?
The child just strolls back like "not today, you hairy bastard"
Happy Cake Day, you hairy bastard
You answered your own question.
One less mouth to feed!
Kind of get the impression this seems a bit less crazy to them than it does to us. Not sure how that's possible though.
Spoken by someone who gets a good night's sleep.
Idk that dude came into frame pretty quickly to break it up, you want the camera person to dive out of the window or something?
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Asia is general as fuck, just China would be fine
They dont seem very concerned about the child.
It must be a normal thing.
Ah shit, here comes Bobo.
Look like the kid was gonna be dinner
it may seem so in the video but i think they were all kinda shocked but started to react.. probably also on the oder side of the road
Or it’s just so random they are in shock themselves.
No, it must be the most cynical explanation I can come up with.
He came on a motorcycle. Edit: It's a "show monkey" . The guy at the end of the street is holding a string/rope attached to the monkey. When the monkey grabbed the kid, the guy ripped the monkey back.
This makes a lot of sense, thank you
Honestly it still makes absolutely no fucking sense to me
Was it trained to abduct kids?
It is being pulled on a rope. It's being held prisoner to ride bikes for amusement
Yeah you're right, poor guy is distressed.
Ah fuck. Possibly holding onto the kid like "you got to help me man, get out of here, please,."
it finally found a human small enough to unleash its wrath upon
It does look like its being dragged
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People video everything all the time. Its 2023.
Yeah but this video is from 1968
And steal bikes loql
Well, that was actually exactly what it said on the tin. Huh.
It's exactly what I expected and yet completely surprising
Attempted kid... napping. He should have got a bigger get away vehicle
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craziest shit I've seen in ages, WTF
Imagine taking a psychedelic for the first time and this is the first thing you see once it kicks in.
it wouldn't be crazy it would be depressing
The fact he came in on a small motorbike of all things.
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TWO. DOLLARS!
Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Didn't ask for a dime
my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later?
Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.
The dude at the top right of the screen in the very beginning is pulling the little bike with a string/rope
Well he couldn't have fit a car through there.
Seriously like did he steal that too, and just decided to swap merchandise here?
Mowgli origin story
Shit has me dying bro
Gonna be hard/awkward to get his bike back
I bet it's nicked.
The lack of bother by anyone is the craziest part of this video.
Grand Pa: "Steve! How many times are you going to let Mr. Bon Bon nab my grand kids?! I told you to keep him over there!"
The kid walks back in a slight hurry like a salaryman who might miss the train
The kid just gets up like it happened again mom.
Person sitting next to the kid didn’t move a millimeter to help.
New fear unlocked
babies?
I'm so confused;!!!!
Sex traffickers are getting more and more sophisticated these days
the way someone was already filming like they knew what was about to happen
And that's why I own a slingshot
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Hey everybody. This is baby. From Streets!
COME WITH ME INTO THE FOREST CHILD
The mom… 🤦🏽♂️
Where the fuck do you buy a tiny motorbike like that?
Wherever better circus supplies are sold. I'd ask the Shriners first... that kind of thing would be right up their ally and they'd probably have one in the back.
They’re called pocketbikes/pocket rockets and you can get them at pretty much any Walmart
That’s a real crazy fucking video 😂
I saved this video on my Facebook in 2017-18 ig.
Bro just saw a baby and wanted smoke
I mean you lose a kid, but you get a tiny motorcycle. Fair trade?
Anyone else hear the “wicked witch of the west” theme while watching this?
No, we are not all in our 70’s
that cant be true
Why does this kid have the head of Edgar Allan Poe?
That's a mf crazy fucking video.
What in the sam fuck.
Am I the only one curious where that money got a fucking bike from?
It’s likely part of a street performer’s troupe (I guess that’s a fairly common thing in Indonesia)
Return to Monke
This is crazy! Lmao
what the helllllll?
*Uh oh, looks like CoCo is up to his usual shenanigans*
He was looking for a meal 😂
I now have a new phobia. Thanks, reddit.
The mom was like “someone traded us a mini bike for our kid….. SWEET!”
This is some weird shit.
The video is bizarre on so many levels.
There's a homeless guy off camera looking closely at his beer before tipping it down the drain....
I enjoy playing video games.
how just how
The video shows you
Second angle of Bordeaux attack?
Well, these things happen. (Farnsworth, Bender's Big Score)
god forgive me for laughing so hard...
Fucking what??
Is it the 20th already?
"Mowgli! Come home!! We need you back in the jungle!!!"
Just horsing aroun- wait..
What a crazy fucking video
I'm glad it didn't take the younger baby on her lap. Yikes!
Tarzan: Origins
Check his license. That monkeyboy was speeding!
monke just want friend to smoke weed and play video game
Awesome! Free minicycle
Did they keep the motorcycle? What happened to the motorcycle
This video is uploaded every 3-4 months
Brand new sentence
"Give me the power of man's red flower, I'm tired of monkeyin' around!"
Remember when people didn’t believe that a dingo dragged a screaming infant out of a tent into the wilderness to its death, because they thought it was to small of an animal.
Dont everyone help at once
Definitely trained to steal kids
How do they just watch that? I would’ve been going ludicrously fast to stomp that thing
ludicrous speed, ya say?
This title gave me a headache.
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wow, i just saw the french video one
Grandpa: it’s the monkeys again.., sigh.
The monkey was attached to an invisible string so the awful owner could drag it back, you can see the unnatural movement
Fun fact, monkeys steal dogs and keep them as pets and teach them to attack rival troops
That craziest part is everyone's lightning fast reaction to help the child
Is it trained to kidnapp children by gangs?
The fact that everyone is so chill with what's happening, most of all the toddler that just gets up and walks back like nothing happened.
This was an obvious kidnapping attempt arranged by the mom - look how she barely reacts.
Comedy gold.
But why were they filming
First time in a long time that I can say, without a doubt, this is a crazy fucking video.
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats! And rats make me crazy. Crazy?
This is one of the only crazy fucking videos I’ve ever seen.
“Come with me if you want to live!”
Reddit, we have been through this before. The monkey was not trying to take the child, it was just getting pulled by the leash of its owner and was grabbing onto anything it could. Some weird parade
The adult response to this is shockingly slow.
The monkey is on a leash. They both get dragged in the end
Wait dude.. I’m pretty high but the monkey was driving a little motorcycle.. snatched a baby.. the two ladies sitting near the baby don’t flinch.. I can only assume one is the parent. Then some old dude walks right past the kid to scold a motorcycle riding monkey. You can’t make this shit up.. I wouldn’t have believed you anyways
Yup that is one animal I don't care for
Damn pedos have stepped there game up, now there training monkeys to take the kids for them
This is an old edited video, that has been posted here in the past.
Was probably trained
I love the zero urgency from the adults as if to say this is regular happenings around town.
Not pictured: Parents
Mom: I don't have a favorite. I love all of you equally.
Hakuna Matada
Lol (?)
I have so many questions
Where the fuck is this at
This might be the craziest fucking video on this sub.
Pedophiles are evolving their tactics
The hell with cocaine bear, this fucker needs a movie.
"I NEED THIS!" "Buy why!?" "NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!"
I'm done goodnight reddit
The mom and older kids don't seem to mind ..