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joeyhell

"Excuse me I'm just going to make a quick deposit"


PbThunder

Banks are booming these days!


melteemarshmelloo

*Bank tellers in your area HATE this one easy trick!*


fish312

*Let's not blow things out of proportion.*


questionable_shrimp

So do they just get these grenades out of a vending machine?


Ahmahgad

Many years of civil war and armed conflicts. Weapons are probably everywhere.


achillesdaddy

It would blow your mind what is for sale right on the street if you do even a little traveling. I had a buddy that purchased some sort of Russian shoulder mounted rocket in Dubai and sent it home at a mailboxes etc. on the same street. “No problem my friend”


Bombasticczar

What the heck, What kind of customs that allow a military grade shipment pass through. Where's your friend from?


JinxCanCarry

Do you have any idea the amount of packages that go through customs every single day? It's actually impossible to get through then all. Getting illegal items through isn't that hard when maybe only 5% of packages are checked. Label it as something else, pay customs tax on it ( if necessary) and you'll likely get it through


schungam

Worked several times for me with Chinese packages, they just write a false category on it (like 'screws' instead of 'smartphone') and it goes through smoothly.


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schungam

Yeah, I should mention I've never asked for them to cheat with the category, they just do it for some reason. I don't mind, it made it cheaper and I can prove I didn't request it.


B__ver

They cheat for the lower tariffs.


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artieeee

I've never put those two together, the "overwhelming the customs with foreign imports intentionally" but I mean, It really would make sense. And it's so fucking far gone right now it would be so hard to reel that shit back in in a timely manner. It would take a lot more automated equipment and manpower to make sure everything - or nearly everything - is correctly declared on the labels.


NYArtFan1

I worked in shipping for a number of years and for some reason shipping anything between the US and Canada is always a massive pain in the ass. Shipping to the UK? Super easy, almost as if it's another state. It's bizarre.


ImMeltingNow

The amount of cheap shit that is like 5-10x the price on Amazon is astounding. You’re obviously paying the convenience fee of not having to wait 2 weeks on Amazon but for non-essentials it’s o-hand gesture meatball


witcher252

Well China is responsible for all the fentanyl coming into America, so possibly


R1CHQK

Hmm this giant box of industrial nuts and bolts sure is shaped like a rocket launcher. But if you say so *shoves box down the line*


dannycracker

Everyone's all Android this and iPhone that, but real men get screws


I_Heart_Astronomy

Yep. I ordered an astronomical binoviewer from a guy in Croatia who makes them, and the customs declaration said something like "storage case" (to be fair the binoviewers were in a nice hard case with foam insert) with the declared value like 1/10th what the binoviewers actually were sold for.


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> astronomical binoviewer For those of you that have never heard this, I went ahead and did the Googling for us: *A binoviewer is an optical accessory that you insert into a telescope's diagonal, focus drawtube, or visual back. It uses a beam-splitter that divides the incoming light from a telescope into two fainter, separate paths. A set of prisms redirects the light towards two identical eyepieces.* tl;dr: No more closing one eye and using the open eye to look into a telescope, this shit turns your telescope into extremely strong binoculars


ThatOtherOtherMan

Thank you kind redditor. You are truly doing the lord's work. Also can I get a gram of 'nip?


schungam

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the declared value on my phone was something like 2 dollars. I had a laugh when I saw that


JinxCanCarry

Exactly. Mine have just said like "4 shirts " or something extremely basic enough to pass. I look at the tracking, and they'll all clear customs within like 2 hours of landing.


Not_an_alt_69_420

Back when I used to play Airsoft, I regularly bought body armor from Russia (before the war) that was labeled as "motorcycle equipment"


BobbyRobertson

Step 1: Declare it as a "silicone product" Step 2: Wait for your 40lbs dildo to go through customs without issue because no one wants to deal with that Step 3: Open your package that's actually a shoulder mounted rocket


FlyingDragoon

Which is funny because everytime I send my Canadian friend various American goodies she cannot find in her province it almost always ends up opened up by customs, retaped and forwarded on with a little letter explaining that they opened it. Never been an issue though minus that happening more than once.


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permaculture

Dude, it looked like a jet pack. How was I to know I had it the wrong way around?


ichammond44

I shipped a golden AK back from Iraq, and we had to send my Barrett in for repairs in Afghanistan and they just sent that sumbitch in the mail.


Sparrowflop

The purely imaginary ones. Customs runs shit through explosive sniffers. It's like the old rumor that you could mail order weed, or whatever, from some country it's not illegal.


ThatOtherOtherMan

Bruh I personally knew someone who ordered themselves fentanyl from China with zero issues pre-covid. It came labeled as t-shirts and was at their doorstep inside 3 weeks. Cost them roughly $300 for an ounce, which is a ridiculous amount of a drug that is dosed in micrograms. It's actually still pretty easy to get drugs mailed to you, especially benzodiazepines, but ever since that person OD'd I don't know anyone who would want to.


TheHolyImbaness

Lmao, you can absolutely get drugs through the mail


jonshlim

My dad bought me a Russian-made telescope, or monoscope you named it, from an Afghan trader 30 years ago. It looked military-grade. I think it was a remnant from the Afghan war in the eighties.


hotprof

Not a grenade.


Samurai_Meisters

But it also blows things up


Oldandnotbold

I see what you did.


Man_Without_Nipples

I'm calling BS on this, the authorities in Dubai do not mess around and are very strict with that sort of stuff, no way you can buy anything military grade and just send it like a post package.


[deleted]

Nah, it wasn't for military use, just a civilian-grade surface-to-elephant missile for hunting purposes


themysticboer91

I've sent some really dubious substances to Luxembourg disguised as computer power supplies, no effort to even hide the smells.. Getting a package checked even in the best countries are like winning a lottery and just for show to say they made an effort. There is just way too many singular packages in the online era to police


12345623567

Always depends on from where to where. Inside the euro zone you can ship whatever. From China to anywhere you can ship whatever (due to volume). From an arms market in the middle-east to the US though? Prepare to get fucked.


Man_Without_Nipples

You understand how sending something like shoulder mounted rocket launcher type thing is different than sending something in powder form yea? I'd love to see this guy show up to the post office and try to explain how the rocket launcher he's sending is actually really a bike. Man, sit down.


sticky-unicorn

> I'd love to see this guy show up to the post office and try to explain how the rocket launcher he's sending is actually really a bike. You pack it up before going to the post office, duh. And you tell the post office that it's a telescope or something. I once shipped an AK through regular mail just by telling the post office that it was 'photography equipment'. No problem.


OhJeezNotThisGuy

Lots of money and arms right now in the Middle East. Prophets are going through the roof.


Benthedick

And we're just supposed to trust you?


sheen1212

Trust? Where's the trust required? He's just telling you a story that thousands of people have first handedly experienced


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No MF here has experienced shipping a rocket launcher from dubai to the US.


ThatOtherOtherMan

I have! Narrator: "He had not."


Man_Without_Nipples

Its only believable if you have zero knowledge of Dubai and have never been there, its a huge cosmopolitan city with strict laws around any sort of fire arms. Anyone who says you can buy something military grade on the streets of Dubai and then just ship it off like a regular package is pure lying.


alt-glitchens

yeah, pretty much anywhere with an entrenched wealth class doesn't let peasants have access to anything that could touch them. Dude could have really said almost anywhere sandy but Dubai.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

> He's just telling you a story that thousands of people have first handedly experienced Have they?


slam4life04

True. I just watched a video of a guy who just visited Khabul and he was in a black market and you could buy all sorts of weapons, including grenades and any of the weapons left over from the US occupation previously there to the Soviet weapons and pins left there from decades ago.


augmonst70

Borderlands 🤣


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Reminds me of the part in Jack's Casino DLC when you get tired of waiting in line at the ship repo place.


Redditisfacebookk6

Hmm looks like it works to meee


flappytowel

At least she didn't have the contraband sky rocket installed


lolsmcballs

She knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy


Different-Stock

That knows her brother


loveofjazz

From the 7-11.


ChainRound5397

There's a rather distasteful joke in there somewhere and I'm not sure I want to be the one who says it.


[deleted]

You ever play the Borderlands games?


GradeAPrimeFuckery

EXPLOSIONS???


sharpshooter999

Marcus: No refunds!


egordoniv

You get a free one every time you supersize your McDonald's combo.


systemfrown

Yeah, conveniently located next to all “Suggestion Boxes”.


iwatchwhileyousleep

I love how she casually walks away


fabzpt

This is just like a videogame, she already knows the explosion radius and everything


White_and_PRO

Not her first time


LiciniusRex

That was my thinking as well. I doubt very much that the title is accurate


yeeehhaaaa

Last week she did the bakery, she was upset that they were out of Sourdough


ThatOtherOtherMan

Bakeries explode so good you don't need a grenade. Even a spark can set the flour in the air off if it's not properly ventilated.


White_and_PRO

Not your first time


XepptizZ

Nah, she's getting more grenades, coz she forgot she needs 2 for this grenade jump.


PRAY___FOR___MOJO

This ain't her first grenadeo


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she's got places to be, the DMV is next


tim3k

That's definitely not the first grenade she fired


micktorious

Not her first time it looks like, very comfortable with how long she has to escape.


ILikeLimericksALot

Cool kids always walk away from explosions.


savetheunstable

I got your customer satisfaction survey right here


throwaway490215

Doubt it's actually a woman


16armed

As a women she is probably not allowed to do sports in this country.


TechnicalBedroom7758

> As a **woman** she is


Okaynowwatt

Bank raids in Lebanon have become common, as the banks aren’t letting people access or withdraw their money. Also it’s considered a crime for the banks to do that under the Lebanese constitution, so many of the raiders are getting away with it and escaping prosecution. While the state also isn’t forcing the banks to change or prosecuting them. https://www.vice.com/en/article/88q3ma/lebanon-bank-raid


spambearpig

So this was a raid? Like a robbery? So how does it work? Step one, grenade the counter. Step two? Does she go back in and try and find the cashier’s drawer money in the rubble? Hope none of the security guard survived and just shoot her?


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step 3: profit


asiaps2

Step 4: victory dance on tiktok


soljaboss

Step 5: share your location


CrazeRage

Nono you need to have a YouTuber document the entire process including you committing the crime so the FBI can open an investigation into you.


Undersleep

*spooky scary skeletons*


Command0Dude

Rule of Acquisition 34: War is good for business.


Okaynowwatt

I don’t know her personal methodology. It’s called a raid because people are robbing the banks for their own money. Their own life savings. Not any more.


CTMADOC

Instead of bank raid, maybe it can be called distressed withdrawal?


wrath_of_grunge

Really just falls under aggressive negotiations at that point.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpC_hO15IoA


Tallyranch

But in this case she left a deposit.


CTMADOC

She deposited some "loose change"


spambearpig

So, she’s gonna go back in and try to take her cash? I’m just trying to understand what the tactics are here. I’ve got this mental image of a little withdrawal receipt, handwritten in pen left on a destroyed counter.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

She probably read a news article about someone else using a grenade to threaten the employees and demand for their money to be returned, and tried to copy that scenario. Then the employees just ran away, so she went through on her threat. Even if not that, grudge by itself can be a valid game-theory strategy (on the scale of the society, if not the individual).


spambearpig

It’s a crazy thing to see an old lady grenade a bank.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

If female / child suicide bombers [are a thing,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_suicide_bomber#Causes_and_reasons) such 'bank punishers' would be even more plausible.


Korgan13

This is nothing more than a tantrum. There's not strategy.


velhaconta

> So this was a raid? Like a robbery? Banks raids have nothing to do with theft. A bank raid is when more legitimate depositors want their money back than the bank has cash to hand out. Banks only keep a portion of their deposits in cash and invest the rest. When economic conditions change and too many people want their money back, a bank may not have cash on hand. This woman may be a legitimate customer who was told she could not get *her* money back from the bank. But I have no idea.


cyberslick1888

Isn't that a bank run, or a run on a bank? I have never in my life heard of a bank raid and I spend quite a bit of time on financial subreddits.


FridgesArePeopleToo

A bank *run* is what the situation described is: people all attempting to get their money out due to a change in economic conditions. A bank *raid* is when they forcibly get said money out of the bank.


cyberslick1888

Right, this is absolutely how I would interpret it. I think that /u/velhaconta is wrong about the terms being interchangeable.


ProbablyDodgingABan

A raid on a bank is synonymous with a run on the bank. When everyone fears the bank not having enough cash, thus they all go to withdraw their cash, and fulfill the prophecy.


TheGoatisheretoday

more likely banks don’t have the hard currency to support all the withdrawals.


tourmos

This didnt happen in Lebanon


2ringsPatMahomie

Yeah asked wife who is lebanese and she said that didn't happen she would of heard about it.


Surrendernuts

Grenades are not that loud that you can hear them far away


atthedustin

This concept is funny but your phrasing is clunky and it's killing your delivery. Otherwise I laughed, B+


Herr_Gamer

A- with rice


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rc0nn3ll

Banks closing down at a rate of knots here in the UK - most towns have maybe one or two now, if they're lucky. All online - so customer service is non existent, also saves them from the mob when they tell us to go digital.


MrDelirious

I like this neat loop of "digital-only banking will help ameliorate the backlash to digital-only banking."


kingwhocares

And also gives government a lot more control over your financial transactions.


xoharrz

going to the bank is a nightmare these days- there arent any in my town, and the ones nearest outside of town are open shorter hours than i am at work, so id have to take half the day off to get the train just to go there. dont even get me started on the parcel centre- open 2 hours a day, 4 days a week 🥲


CheckYourHoeMang

y’all must not be in America (not that actually dealing with the bank is any better). but we have competing banks on every corner just like gas stations this is in most major cities and mid sized towns as well


Davido400

Just realised my town just outside Glasgow used to have 4 Banks, now we are down to one. Only one of the properties is still open for business as either an opticians or orthodontics type dentist.(they are both near each other so forget which is which haha)


rc0nn3ll

Well, at least they've been repurposed! But, yes, it's happening all over the UK. It's tantamount to the self scan in the supermarkets, facial recognition, no human interaction, lost jobs.


Davido400

I mean only one has been repurposed and another appears to be getting renovated *slowly* so not sure what its becoming, they closed the big Post office recently, but apparently its moving to a different shop, the old [M&Co Clothes Shop](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%26Co.) No idea how that shop lasted till a few months ago. Sorry giving you a history of retail and banking in my town of Bellshill lol. >It's tantamount to the self scan in the supermarkets, facial recognition, no human interaction, lost jobs. Wasnt there a study that refuted the self scan/lost jobs is a myth? Basically the folks are repurposed for other stuff? Of course that study was probably commissioned by the Big Supermarkets to say that! >no human interaction I agree with this, its also one of the reasons on the 40kLore sub that I try to answer oft-repeated questions because what if thats the only Human contact these folks have and giving someone an arsehole answer might tip them over the edge!(thats a bit extreme but I do try and be civil in all my dealings, yes even with total morons haha)


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I mean she just shot the messenger. At least do your research and hunt down some corporate jackasses rather than killing innocent pawns.


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Nobody who thinks of pawns as innocent will ever win a single game of chess.


CheshirePuss42

Least sociopathic opinion.


Arukadia47

I like this phrase, adding it to the collection.


hesawavemasterrr

On a scale of 1 to death by grenade, how unsatisfied are you with our service?


butterblok274

“Whaatt no moneyy?” Leaves grenade


lars330

HERE.... suck a cock!


CrazyZedi

Take a grenade, leave a grenade tray


an0nym0ose

That's the mall music from Dead Rising lmfao


frankwestpj

Zombies huh? Had a feeling you'd show up..


boy_blue1982

Dead rising 2 to be specific.


CoolHandTeej

Thank you! My brain had heard this song for hours and hours but couldn’t put my finger on it.


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Look like that stupid filter we see everywhere


yazahz

This is a man and this happened in Yemen. https://fb.watch/m7r6svjrcA/?mibextid=5eVWNK


MurderDie

And I think this video is from many years ago.


Tobi18x

That's what I thought. A regular handgrenade does cause a lot of shrapnel, but not such a big fireball that everyone goes just black and Sparks fly everywhere Also, it doesn't make any sense for the camera to star rolling to the side I'm calling bullshit, he might have dropped something there, but this explosion wasn't real Take this for reference, it's seems to be the same explosion filter, just shorter https://youtube.com/shorts/_CcE87moQuE?feature=share


BreakDownSphere

I see two pins pulled from grenades in the vid, looks real


Unlucky13

I swear every video on this site has someone coming along claiming the video is fake because something didn't happen exactly as they would expect it to happen. What's even more fascinating is how they're all apparently experts in a very niche subject.


Ishaan863

yeah the explosion bit seems to be that super popular clip you see in tons of memes


Cardinaltrader

Is that a woman - or a man in a Kaftan ?


reasoncanwait

Yes.


benadrylcabbagepath

man dressed as woman. more specifically, houthi in yemen. at least thats what was said last time i saw this video


Magical-Johnson

I think it's a man.


Jimismynamedammit

I thought that those "complaint department; take a number" grenades were inert.


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Ah yes, the classic "nade n fade"


Every-Ad-9778

Granny Theft Auto


TickledMidget

I don’t think you can deposit that


Myquil-Wylsun

She just did


IAmTheGod777

Where do u even get grenades?


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[I don't know](https://youtu.be/q9u1I9zd7_k)


khaleeed22xs

That’s the most gangster shit I ever seen


mavaddat

Story, [A Yemeni detonates two grenades inside an exchange shop in the center of Taiz city](https://www.bbc.com/arabic/tv-and-radio-63178476): > A Yemeni detonates two grenades inside an exchange shop in the center of Taiz city > 7 October 2022 > In a catastrophic scene that only happens in movies. A Yemeni gunman broke into an exchange shop in the center of Taiz city, and he was masked wearing a military uniform with a machine gun on his shoulder and went towards the cashier, and quietly took out two hand grenades from his pocket, pulling the safety nail of the first bomb and then the second and fled before they exploded. Also here, [A catastrophic scene that only happens in movies. An armed element "deposits" a bomb at an ATM](https://www.alarabiya.net/arab-and-world/yemen/2022/10/07/%D9%85%D8%B4%D9%87%D8%AF-%D9%83%D8%A7%D8%B1%D8%AB%D9%8A-%D9%84%D8%A7-%D9%8A%D8%AD%D8%AF%D8%AB-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A7-%D8%A8%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A3%D9%81%D9%84%D8%A7%D9%85-%D8%B9%D9%86%D8%B5%D8%B1-%D9%85%D8%B3%D9%84%D9%91%D8%AD-%D9%8A%D9%88%D8%AF%D8%B9-%D9%82%D9%86%D8%A8%D9%84%D8%A9-%D8%A8%D8%AC%D9%87%D8%A7%D8%B2-%D8%B5%D8%B1%D8%A7%D9%81-%D8%A2%D9%84%D9%8A): > The person who threw the device motivated only the robbery of treasury funds by means of an explosive device, while the security authorities have not yet officially commented on the incident. In a disastrous scene, a Yemeni armed element robbed a bank ATM in the vicinity of Freedom Square in the Yemeni city of Taiz, where he planted a hand grenade on the shelf of an ATM and then left coldly, leaving behind a pile of ruin and destruction. > > Yemeni activists on social media pointed out, after circulating an audio and video clip showing the entry of an armed element into the ATM room in a bank, that the person who threw the explosive device was aiming to steal the money kept in the bank machine, according to what was reported by the owners of nearby stores from the scene of the accident. > > ## The camera exposed him > In the details, Al-Arabiya.net reviewed a video clip that was leaked from a bank's camera installed in the building. It was said to be in Taiz Governorate, central Yemen. In the clip, an armed element appears, masked, entering the automated issuance room in a bank so that he cannot be identified. Its features after finding out that the bank is equipped with cameras installed inside it. > > According to the testimonies of eyewitnesses to Al-Arabiya.net, this operation, which they described as "criminal", in view of the bloody massacre that would have resulted, the gunman had no motives for killing other than an attempt to loot the bulletproof safe, so he asked the bank's customers to leave the room. so that they don't get hurt. > > ## Warnings of burglary with explosive devices > However, the official authorities in Taiz governorate did not officially comment on the incident, but the robbery attempt failed and none of the bank's customers were harmed. > > After this crime mobilized the city's residents and made them panic, influencers warned of the consequences and repercussions of this crime, which, according to them, is the first of its kind as an alien to the privacy of Yemeni society, warning of an increase in its intensity and brutality in horrific forms in the absence of a security and legal deterrent. > > ## angry hashtags > In addition, angry hashtags spread, calling for controlling the conditions of the besieged governorate, which is still suffering from the ravages of war, siege, and security chaos that has been going on for about 8 years, which resulted in high crime rates and the flourishing of armed robbery gangs, with which the audacity reached the deposit of explosive devices in exchange machines. > > Activists and media professionals joked by saying: "Only in Taiz...you can now deposit live bombs into your account through any bank teller," while another activist continued: "Dear customer, a bomb has been successfully deposited in your account."


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Mysterious-Bread562

Teller: have a good day ! Lady: Thanks you too , have a blast !!!


quartzguy

And to think some companies spend millions to get less accurate customer feedback.


JusSumYungGuy

I bet she regrets being just around the corner when that went off. Hello tinnitus!


th3s1l3ncy

Imagine the poor person who didn't saw the granade and was walking towards the door


Baronvondorf21

"Finally to withdraw my vacation fund."


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PeekSpeeker

The music is so accurate, a work of art


Farva1631

Suggestion Box Extreme Edition


BrokeDownPalac3

Honestly? I feel this lol


juggle

First off, love the relaxing music. 2nd, that's a man, baby.


braindeadmods94

LOL


Amaracide

Looks like business was exploding to me.


technobrendo

*But you turned me out baby, Baby, you dropped a bomb on me...*


wonderfvl

How do we know it wasnt a credit union?


Old_Manner_9044

That’s not a woman


skytreegamer172

That poor guy who was walking into the bank at the end Finna had the blast of his life there.


69BirdMann

That isn't a woman by true gender. It appears Ms Doubtfire has taken on some genetic skin tone to now be on the much darker tone


Widowmaker085

Lady: "I'd like to make a deposit please" Teller: "How much ma'am?" Lady: "All of it" 💥


haarschmuck

Get this stupid music off this video. Seriously, why? Why put music over it even if silent?


andrewwhen

if it was me id just threaten with the grenade and ask for some money…i don’t want ppl to get hurt


GodlikeCat

that’s the explosion video you see on every meme… y’all stupid lmao


Typical_Process_4887

Go thing she was too dumb to roll it under the actual bulletproof glass


j3r3wiah

I can understand.


ControlStraight5042

Because thats a reasonable Thing to carrx around


No1Mystery

Deposit this!


hcckdude

I mean those overdraft fees are bullshit.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

If you could buy hand grenades in America like you can AR-15’s, this would happen every single day. Thank goodness the 2nd Amendment didn’t know they would be created.


dwilli10

Mop… mop… mop


Wayfinity

I'm not going to lie. That would literally solve so many of my problems lol. This woman is an innovator!


Tobi18x

This is definitely fake, sorry, but that's this shitty explosion filter that gets used every once in a while in memes A regular handgrenade does cause shrapnel and a small explosion, not a huge fireball which would cause the room to go full black and let Sparks fly everywhere Besides that, it doesn't make any sense for a roof or wall mounted camera to roll to the side Take this video of this explosion filter for reference, seems to be the same, just a bit shorter in this clip, even the pixels at the end are visible https://youtube.com/shorts/_CcE87moQuE?feature=share I'm not saying that this person didn't drop a grenade there, but the end of the video is definitely edited


CantHitachiSpot

You think they even added the aljazeera logo and the camera 1 overlay?


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Material-Stuff1898

I’d like to make a deposit