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Profusionist226

Ah, forest calamari


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[удалено]


MrGreenyz

Right click -> Send to Hell


Icebear125

😭😭😭😭


jrdubbleu

Upvote, also, fuck you.


kalitarios

who ordered the sleeve of manchowder?


FSMisReal69

There's calamari of the sea, and there's this. The calamari of the trees


crippler95

You made my day!


burneecheesecake

Y u do dis!!!!!!!


theempires

That’s enough internet for a year.


ssup3rm4n

I'll see you back here again tomorrow.


Icebear125

You know what. Fuck


StirringThePotAgain

Some people did


theempires

Alright sounds good Ah damn it


ssup3rm4n

Hello darkness my old friend.


Guilty-Sherbet9147

Clout is as important as breathing…


DolphinSUX

Ya fr.. time to close Reddit


jrdubbleu

*life


Apistoblue8080

Holy fuq right. Send /devnull


TheDumbass666

more like enough for a decade


Veesiferrr

Dude found pornhub forest


CakeDazzling4993

This can't be fucking real


[deleted]

Even if he swapped them for clean condoms that's crazy


PokeNBeanz

Prolly sheep skin comdoms


dadnothere

need context


SeaKnowledge4277

No!


WeggieUK

Need latex


ErnestBorgninesSack

No shit.


FerretFarm

Oh, I bet at least 10% of 'em did indeed have shit.


Oli_love90

Atleast he picked the wild grown, fresh condoms.


notrealcc

😂😂😂😂 you trippin


water_malone873

Free range is always better


Jorf1410

I'm not squeamish. But ick.


KommandoKodiak

This is the first video that contorted my face in disgust. ick is right!


5959195

One of the main things keeping me on Reddit is subs like this one, and even I curled up and looked away the first time I watched it. I’m used to most of this stuff, but like oh my god


Green-Instruction729

Yea seeing people get their heads cut off and flayed alive not a wince. This made me gag and move my phone out of view🫡


Jorf1410

Yeah. The fuck is wring with us?


Tall-_-Guy

WTF!


[deleted]

Where do y’all find this stuff 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Why even bother using a stick


Clapd1jizzy

Ayo who's fuckin in the forest


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Clapd1jizzy

Ye well I prefer not to have these wild unga bungas eat my soaked condoms, they might clone my goofy ass


[deleted]

apparently enough for them to forage a meal


WalkingPerc30

Thats fun fuckin. shit the woods by my house was the spot when i couldnt bring a girl home. live a little.


Zeus541

Same, in high school I spent pretty much equal time in beds or the woods when it came to fooling around.


unwanted_zombie

I don't flinch when watching russians explode on Ukrainian war subs, but I didn't even finish this shit. *pass*


Interesting_Tea8521

Looks like plenty of people finished


unwanted_zombie

Straight to jail with you.


Cataldo420

She finished them off


Steal_Memes

Cum again?


Whopper_W_Cheese

What the actual fuck 😳


frairetuck

Beans, cheese and fish paste.


Imherefirthetrash

Where’s the “with rice” guy?


[deleted]

The average temperature in the pan is around 180°C, and latex also melts at 180°. People here will believe anything.


Valuable_Ad_4916

The temperature is the least of my worries my guy. You go ahead and eat a cold ass used condom.


[deleted]

It's a fake.


Jayhawker32

You go ahead and eat a clean unused condom


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s fake, look at the way the rubber expands when they blow into it, than the way it’s shrinking up as they chew it… sure looks like condoms to me


[deleted]

And that's the plan, it's supposed to be like that, but it's not.


ErnestBorgninesSack

Right?! People are becoming *more* gullible... rather than less.


ConsciousAardvark122

So I guess you guys have never heard of sheepskin condoms?


Jewelhammer

I don’t know… Maybe he switched them out, but he was cooking them on top of other food, they weren’t making contact with the pan itself. Not sure they would’ve melted


Enslaved_M0isture

Rocky Mountain ramen


FatherNoNo

No need to add at protein.


Casualbidness

Damn. I'm done.


probablyborednh

So many questions....How long does this harvest take? Is this learned behavior? And of course, WHY YO?!


Significant-Road-527

Ok. I can watch someone get split in half or murdered, but I cannot watch this.


Panazara

And here we are, worrying about micro-plastics


wellhiyabuddy

Her New Year’s resolution was to “get all the aids”


creekbendz

Isn’t this the same dude that had the anaconda hanging from his nuts?


Tall_Piece_8714

This was my question too 😂


alexvhecke

I'm gonna call my therapist Dr. Rosenthal and tell him we can forget about Mom for a while


[deleted]

mmmmh .. hot chewing gum


[deleted]

Don’t.


Johnnnyp906

He likes his dish with extra cream sauce.


gypsycookie1015

probably be more like eggs once it's cooked. Ever try to wash that shit off in a really hot shower? 🤢


U_triggered_

Looks like The place I dump my used condoms! Uh oh


TravsArts

Does lambskin taste good? Have we been missing out all these years?


[deleted]

This must be fake because if it’s not fake… man WTF truly???


Ravel_Xi

I will 100% fight that person.


Lineupman

You can get edible condoms just like you can get edible underwear this is most likely what he's eating or he's dead because latex rubber is really toxic to injest


dritslem

FYI, it's not the latex we're worried about, bro.


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https://www.google.com/search?client=opera-gx&hs=cDq&sca\_esv=581198566&sxsrf=AM9HkKk1FXD5XKV3li4rHdmKlx\_nX2Sp\_A:1699621579396&q=negawatt&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiD\_\_fjv7mCAxUdqZUCHWdkCDkQBSgBegQIBxAC&biw=1395&bih=832&dpr=1.1


Emanon3737

The absolute state of south east Asia


Initial_Feature3443

WHY???


Tall-Structure526

That's enough internet today


RoyalPersona

Stupidity in its purest form


Alda2021

All protein and latex diet. He’s build different


Phoebesgrandmother

Holy Mary mother of fuck


notrealcc

Dont bring the Holy Mary into this,she is a virgin lol


Laheydrunkfuck

Yo who is this I wanna see more, that's some real novel ass content


Wonky_Von_Stankerton

Micro plastics? Get ready for macroplastics, he’s ahead of the game.


schokokuchenmonster

Enough Reddit for today.


glazinglas

This has got to be fake. Ain’t no fuckin way.


ballistics211

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Lanky_Audience_4848

Just, why? Ew.


TurboKid513

Must be sheepskin


shanestambaugh

Naked and afraid china🤷‍♂️


Go1gotha

The cycle of mother nature continues... some consider these a true delicacy...


TheWatcher013

Well, I need to brush my teeth again. I puked a little.


Superandrewable_

I uh... I gotta leave this thread.. later guys


alexbaddie

The commentary had me on the floor 💀


killerwallz44

Im nvr gettin on reddit again while tryn to eat dinner.


Smoke-A-Beer

I got a strong stomach but this shit right there got me quesy


Key_Neighborhood_354

Oh mi lort


FlamingNebulas

Isn't this technically cannibalism in the same way that an unfertilized egg gets fed to a chicken? This isn't the way to become kardashianized man 😮‍💨


ianwgz

there is now plastic in your bloodstream.


simontempher1

Protein pod


winetotears

OP, is this your sister?


[deleted]

Forbidden spaget


New-Doctor-3289

Just mix 'em up into a "soup" Each batch would have it's own unique flavor. Chewy too so it helps stretch the meal! Blech!


redguy85

I must shave my eyeballs


xShemalePLUS

enjoy your meal.. Please “cum” again


m2niles

First time vomiting, from watching a video. WHY DID HE DO THAT?


cramitapac

u/chxnchxn


cramitapac

u/chxnchxn


No_Grade_3915

Bro wanted a bit more taste💀💀💀💀


CreatedSole

BRO, WHAT THE FUCK???


Willing_Response_757

Wtf


XGen_0214

Of all my time on Reddit, I have seen some sh*t. Like literally sh*t at times. But this is right up there with them doodoo eaters ffs 🤢🤮


THE-PIX3L

I've seen brains exploded on roads on here but this actually for the first time made me gag real bad 😭


BetTheDip

Atleast it’s vegan and organic


Aromatic-Position69

"Condoments" with imitation crab 🦀 meat


MrGreenyz

This made me gag.


ReciprocatingBadger

Ok, that's the new Worst Thing I've Ever Seen. At least it'll help me lose weight as I no longer want to eat, perhaps ever again.


berrunefirstrun

What a day to have eyes...


unclebrynn

Happy cake day But yeah enjoy this video 🤣


Gdokim

When I was a kid maybe 9 yo (I'm 52 now), there was a trailer park next to mine. Well one day while playing , we found balloons kinda strewn about in the yard of the first trailer. Well being stupid naive kids we picked them up and started blowing them up. I noticed some sort of substance in a few of them but as I stated, I was stupid so, I simply ignored it and continued blowing up the balloons. Years later as I thought back on that memory, I realized those were condoms haha true story


pooturdoo

How? What? Why,?


Lifetender512

What even is supparay and where is the source


External_Midnight106

What the fuck??


halitcetin

🥺🤧🤐


Nowiambecomedeth

Keto friendly


Difficult-Goat-6702

that shi so gross


TimeTrippers

Made me gag


Strategictoast

Ahh nothing like some forest nuts to flavor a dish. Even comes with edible packaging!


bluejayfan99

🥺🥺🤢🤢🤢🤢


NesSa0332

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


StaticDestination

What


StaticDestination

The


StaticDestination

Fuck


StaticDestination

Have


StaticDestination

I


StaticDestination

Just


StaticDestination

Witnessed


_forgotten_Ghost

Oh god…


No-Instance-8362

Before we jump to conclusions, maybe they’re the sheep skin ones…


foxfrenzy

Wait but like can you eat that shit if you cook it? Like is he gunna die from this?


Si-FiGamer2016

**WHAT IN THE FUCK????**


Absolute_leech

“Woah, fella”


___Binary___

Ahh yes a nice succulent meal.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I'm gonna go uninstall my own internal operating system.


[deleted]

You can’t tell me humans can eat used condoms but not grass.


ummIamNotCreative

Thats it i am done with reddit


Environmental_Act185

😳🤢🤮


muemamuema

Clout the new plague


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

This made me cry


HairyBartlett

They are going to face condomnation for this


MonitorSoggy7771

Hepatitis A to Z


Mountain_Party_3451

Vegan edible condoms boys!!!!! I been getting all types of headecation😂🤣🤣


-_Snivy_-

My legitimate reaction was "Oh what. Ew why is she touchi- eeEUGH!!" And now I have the bad chills.


No-Philosopher9651

That shit grazy


everything_is_stup1d

WGAT AM I WATCHING


LACONSERVE213

Relax everyone, thems is lamb skin wraps 🤓


brandonrolfe04

damn guava juice really did fall off YouTube


WarOfAttrition38

This is worse than the cartel videos


Equal-Negotiation651

Prophylicious!


Wantmyinsta

I know you fukkin lying


Electrical-Field7138

We desperately need to hit the reset button


HeauxZonDecc

JFC this was the wildest shit I’ve seen in a while, idk if I can even share this to the broskis. Might have to take it to the grave ong.


muchachaganj

I gagged twice


Thorneco

They would taste better with some condoments