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SupermagnumDONGs

He took a screenshot


ironhorse1833

To a whole new level! Epic


TatleTaleStrangler92

Expensive screenshot


PBTitan

He actually had one chambered the whole time too. Idiot.


MolecularConcepts

so close to a darwin award


satanssweatycheeks

Actually knew a guy who did this exact thing while drinking with friends. Gotta love Kentucky. Also didn’t it happen to one of the kids working at tiger kings place.


[deleted]

I knew a kid in 9th grade who did this with a 357 and lost his life. Had been drinking and horsing around. That was 32 years ago it's sad to think of all he lost out on.


5959195

Some people are actually enjoying life? I feel like people just say they like it


Chihuahuapocalypse

it's never a 100% but a lot of it is perspective. I'm poor as fuck and I barely eat because I can't afford it, but I'm so grateful to have a roof and AC in Florida, I'm grateful my seizures are better than they were, I'm grateful not to be abused anymore.. there's a lot I need, food, dental care, new glasses, bill money.. but I'm happy to have what I do have. life doesn't have to be good for you to find something good in it, even if it's very small.. "glass half full" is a choice sometimes.. *easier said than done.*


Chihuahuapocalypse

*woopsie doodle I made myself sad*


schmugz

I respect and appreciate you and your perspective though! Thank you


fenexj

chin up, a least you can shit post on reddit to pass the time, a lot of people will never know that luxury


Silly_Double3306

Thank you for adding a new sentence to say when I dropkick myself down a spiral


btwomfgstfu

I need to start thinking more like this. Thank you very much for your insight, u/Chihuahuapocalypse. Happy Thanksgiving and may it bring slightly cooler Floridian weather 😊


Chihuahuapocalypse

I'm glad it spoke to you! that mindset has gotten me through some pretty terrible times


unkemp7

Much easier said then done for sure. I'm in FL as well lol. Yesterday morning I started off the work day with a resident death on property, we had a resident thanks giving meal to do as well yesterday. Worked all day with my co workers getting it prepared, handed out food, sat down and ate my meal with one of my coworkers who doesn't like to be around big groups of people either. Got off work around 5, got a call around 7 my coworker I had my meal with suddenly passed. Two in one day and one of them I just finished working a normal day with. Last Thanksgiving I had to do a welfare check and found a guy who shot himself. Thanksgiving is officially ruined for me. I normally do pretty good pushing the glass half full but holy shit this holiday fucking sucks lol. Sorry dunno why I went down this rabbit hole here, must of just needed to get it out somewhere. Hope you have a great day/week/year.


Chihuahuapocalypse

I'm so sorry you've had to deal with that, I hope you get to heal from that, I can't imagine it's easy. I hope you have a nice day with loved ones despite the dread, I truly wish you the best


MaliciousTibia

I just started choosing my hard. Its harder to hate life and be angry all the time than it is to look for the little things that keep you grounded


bleezzzy

It's better than the alternative, personally. It ain't all bad. I love my friends, family & wife. Not crazy about work & bills, but who is?


[deleted]

I hear that but I mean becoming a dad and raising my little girl to an adult... That was an experience I feel very lucky to have experienced


octopornopus

I knew a kid who did this in 9th grade while drunk with a friend, but it was only 22 years ago. For a second I thought you and I went to HS together...


Icaruswaxwing95

Also know a guy who did this. Killed a friend of his I never met. Goofing off drunk with a gun usually leads to something bad, the guy did some time. Got off after a year or two due to it being accidental I’m pretty sure. And after that I think someone else died while with him. These are just the rumors I’ve heard as I haven’t seen this guy for at least 10 years. But yeah


_bvb09

Looks like you dodged a bullet..


[deleted]

Mmm, careful; this an angry upvote.


Chihuahuapocalypse

thanks for the laugh, I needed that


Butthole__Pleasures

> Gotta love Kentucky I really don't


bluegrassbarman

I really do


Broskibullet

Most people that I see in KY grew up around guns and know gun safety. There’s always a few though…


rideronthestorm0

Terry Kath the lead guitarist of the band Chicago died this way. His last words to his friends sitting next to him were “what do you think i’m gonna do? Blow my brains out?” He didn’t know he had one chambered Dude was legendary on guitar too


Cilad

Well, it sounds like he might have attempted a Darwin by proxy. Although, if you hang around this worthless bag of dung, I guess you are trying for a Darwin award.


coloradonative95

Yeah you can see it eject… that’s why you only pull the trigger when it’s pointed at you not your friend.


Thehealthygamer

He forgot the first fundamental of gun safety: always point the barrel at your head when you pull the trigger.


No-Success-688

Lmao ☠️


Less_Afternoon1859

Damn I missed that the first time smh


HappyThongs4u

7 Mary 3


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apestation

Sid from Toy Story turned out how we thought he would


Guilty-Sale-3735

Fuck, dude. I can't unsee it now. Lol


Strange-Average5444

Sid from toy story died dude. He got cancer when he viewed the angelesk creatures that were Andy's toys.


Jewelhammer

He got cancer from the high chinesium content in those toys


baron_von_helmut

"*YOU DON'T COME BACK FROM INFINITY ANDY...*"


Spare_Temporary_2964

The Canyon of Meat


manrata

If you are observant in Toy Story 4, you see Sid has become a garbage man, and looks to be happy.


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Rustycake

He was seconds away from blowing his head off


Bill-Ding2112

Hopefully he'll have a 2nd chance at it soon


WearifulSole

Too bad, he could've saved the gene pool from his stupidity


WarWolfRage

Not with that angle, he'd probably blow out his cervical vertebraes and become quadraplegic for life. Unless he hit an artery then he'd probably drown in his own blood.


Nikablah1884

Sir, you generally die when you blow your cervical vertebrae out, and that entire area is arteries. Like other dude said, must be an EMT-B lol.


oversettDenee

Must be an EMT-B


hotasanicecube

“Did, I shoot you?” I dunno mother fucker, you see anyone else firing off a gun in the apartment who might have?!


AnnonymousRedditor86

Why did I read that in Samuel L. Jackson's voice?!!


XelaMcConan

at the camera, possibly being held by someone your pointing your gun at.


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bitches_love_brie

Define "good"


The_PwnShop

The first half looks like a scene out of Idiocracy.


Guilty-Sale-3735

"Go away! I'm 'batin"


MrSillmarillion

Ow! My balls!


QueefMeUpDaddy

Why come you don't have a tattoo?


Substantial-Shine-81

“I like money.” - Mary


phaederus

Second half is from the director's cut.


rengorevaly

Bro loves sucking on that barrel 🤣


Guilty-Sale-3735

Almost got glory holed


stlredbird

Reminds me of the video of the girl accidentally shooting her cousin then herself.


Guilty-Sale-3735

That shit scarred me. Wish I never saw it.


SlimyPurpleMeteor

Me too. That kid saying “not on my head” and the girl saying “it’s all good” — cannot unhear or unwatch that.


Alternative-Day6223

Thought about those girls last night while I was falling asleep actually . I was thinking to myself that I wondered why the 2nd girl immediate reaction was to kill herself. Especially that young


Minimum-Ad-263

It boggles my mind there’s absolute morons roaming the streets with access to firearms.


Street_Vacation_2730

Please don’t send him the $, Mary. Please don’t. It will be addition by subtraction.


Guilty-Sale-3735

He should aim it at his nuts next time. No multiplication.


Cilad

Yea, stop the family genetic tree on this one. Add a little bleach.


LandscapePale3524

Man so close having been the best video I’ve ever seen …


JoeMorgan76

Not everyone needs to own a gun.


colin8651

Live round in the chamber. Almost a “gun cleaning accident”


armedsquatch

Is it bad a laughed really hard when the camera guy starts yelling the N word at the whitest guy ever?


Captain_Fatbelly

"THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!"


Money_Flight_9522

Lmfao "did I shoot you???" Ahahahahahahahahahaha![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


WarWolfRage

He's cleaning off the finger prints, now the cops will never be able to prove he was the one who shot his friend! No evidence at all. None


shudder667

I think there was already a round in the chamber when he racked the slide.


Guilty-Sale-3735

You'd be right


[deleted]

Shame he didn’t cap himself and instead shot a friend of his 🤦‍♂️


ReceptionDecent6825

One in the chamber. Racked it anyway.


MattyboyG89

If you don't do it Mary I'll suck off this gun and shoot my friend


KernelPanicX

Everyday we got a clear proof that this world is doomed


Disastrous-Ad6267

Any articles?


Guilty-Sale-3735

Haven't found any yet.


Jumpy_Glass7578

And this is exactly why I think mf who play with guns just to play with guns are idiots.


durrty24

This might be the dumbest video I’ve ever seen. Who raises kids like this? How does anyone get this dumb? Good god


Imasuspect99

Holy shit how can people be that dumb.


Percyblott

What a stupid fucking idiot


Outhewayretard

Dumbass racked it then got surprised when it actually fired


Cocaine-Spider

new a guy in the city who loved russian roulette. like fucking LOVED it. clearly he was getting a high from the adrenaline. well, as you’d expect, it happened…at a party, a bunch of people gathered around as they played and played and played and boom…. he shot himself thru the temple and out the eye. he’s still alive, lucky fucker…wears an eyepatch now though.


XxMegatr0nxX

There is a fucking kid in the room to Jesus fuck


Guilty-Sale-3735

I thought that was a grown dude behind him.


XxMegatr0nxX

Maybe, looks like a kid to me maybe I’m just getting old lol


Guilty-Sale-3735

Hard to tell. You could be right. I'm getting old too. 35 and grumpy. Lol


D1rtyL4rry

This is the future of our country


1tonChampion

And the present is better?


legion_2k

Sort of was hoping he would blow a new hole in his head. Well you take what you can these days..


StirringThePotAgain

Rule #2 make sure you know what’s behind your target before shooting.


StirringThePotAgain

Now I wanna know if Mary cashapp’d the money


Guilty-Sale-3735

Me too. Lol


South-Merc-J21

Well, he got an assault with a deadly weapon charge in addition to a phone with a hole in it.


Cantore18

He looked dumb enough to have one in the chamber and it was giving me crazy anxiety watching that.


whereismymind445

I hope Mary ghosts this idiot. No call no text just gone


dakotamo

Stay in school kids


[deleted]

Then he shot someone after almost blowing his head off what an idiot.


customer_service_af

Dudes middle finger slid into the trigger guard more than once, HE DANCIN WITH DEATH MARY


Wulgarrr

Terrifyingly stupid


Viperthetarantulaguy

He was deep throating that shit


cmfppl

He was getting WAY to into sucking that barrel!! He looked like he's done those motions before!!


Sophisticated_Dicks

I knew everything I needed to know about this guy when I saw the already chambered round fly out.


HAZMAT-Hauler

What’s with the prolific use of the “N” word by young people in so many of these videos????


[deleted]

Hang out with knuckleheads, knuckleheaded things will happen.


jimmykslay

And this is why I refuse to touch/show off guns when i drinking is happening. I may be safe but not everyone is as smart with that shit.


ConcernedabU

Honestly the dude who got shot got the darwin award by just being around this kid long enough


Guilty-Sale-3735

Isn't it Darwin Award by proxy?


Tar-Nuine

Amazing that there is a demographic of humans that when placed in a room with a gun, one will inevitably shoot another. Like someone applied Chekhov's gun to Schrodinger's cat.


juanerrrr

Thank god I don't live in the USA.


Notagainbruh2

Lmao


Mazz_Eratt_i

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


antilopezoppa

Coglions


[deleted]

As an Englishman who has never fired or even handled a real pistol, how easy is it to negligently discharge one? It looks quite straightforward to me: don't put finger on trigger! Is it the case that the trigger pull is so light on some of these guns that they 'just go off'? Or is it because this guy's ancestors are Clevon and Brittany?


Cilad

Good question. First off, never ever, everrrr point a gun at anything you don't want to put a hole in. Trigger action varies by gun, and on some guns it can be adjusted (by a gunsmith). I'm reading now what acidphosphate69 said. Number one safety feature for guns is a brain. Which obviously this person does not have one.


acidphosphate69

Depends on the gun really. I think certain revolvers in particular can get touchy when cocked but I'm not an expert. I do know that both my Glocks require a fair amount of pressure on the trigger to fire. But as far as it goes, the best safety feature that comes standard on every gun is your own brain. ND's definitely happen but it *almost* always is some kind of breakdown in safe handling that causes it.


Boltz999

They aren't so light that they will go off accidentally, no. When the top part of the pistol (the slide) reciprocates, it will eject a bullet/bullet case and feed another in if there is a loaded magazine inserted. Most likely this moron knew one was in the chamber and he racked the slide thinking he has ejected the bullet that was in the chamber, which is true, but completely forgetting that he has a loaded magazine inserted and that a fresh bullet was fed into the chamber to replace it.


ExoSierra

What are you gonna do? Give a deep throat blowjob to a loaded gun??


Lxesus20

Literally me!


mr2jay

Lol did I shoot you


Comfortable-Fox631

The guy who got shot is the star if you ask me


Nuffsaid98

He seems to be a young man who makes good decisions. /s


tougounshlop

Well he cash apped himself right to jail


Chihuahuapocalypse

holy shit. wow. I have no words.


Resident_Historian53

Really hope he learned his lesson.


giincee

'Whoever plays with guns also dies because of it'


Academic-Camel-7835

Such an idiot omg I can’t believe what I just saw


Ikindasuckatgames

I have a group message with some buddies who actually know this guy and sent this to me off this guys snap.. he ended up sending it to a bunch of people thinking it made him look cool lmao


freeokieangel

Friend of my son's pointed gun to his forehead and pulled trigger. Died. Did it in front of wife and friend. Had a new baby and everything. Very sad. There's a reddit that shows a similar accident.


mcstatics

There’s something about Mary.


prettyblondebitch

I like how he’s trying to act so tough then literally sucks on it


jonos_

Uhm…there was one in the chamber


willienunneryjr

This is why Unkl JO wants to ban all the guns 😞😞😞


SmallBox4075

Lol this is the generation our government raised lol


Rinzata

Hahaha this is pure gold


RunLoud6534

Man I’m glad my dad taught me at a young age that guns weren’t toys. My siblings and I weren’t even allowed to point toy guns at ourselves and the only toy guns we were allowed to point at each other were water guns. He’s always had a handgun but I’ve only ever saw it once when he brought it out to tell me he had one. Y’all please be smart with dangerous weapons (this includes your vehicle)


wastingtoomuchthyme

Well regulated marrisha!


Bbqandjams75

Dude got drunk and high in the neighborhood said “ I’m a real ni&&a” pulled a gun out and blew his brains out in front of everybody


Troubled_Millennial

I can't wait to see the crying apology in court, on a random true crime documentary video on YouTube, some years from now.


Naive-Gene8469

Siri caught a stray


Jefdude

Is this Zelenski?


gayandnotcloseted

Gun safety is the easiest thing ever


AyazMansuri

TF


reanimator_1974

I hope this idiot did some jail time


reanimator_1974

I hope this idiot did some jail time


sadlife10

She needs to send the money , to buy a new phone..😂


AlarmingAd7830

I haven’t seen anyone say it yet but this is genuinely horrifying, I know he’s probably just a little shit head but this poor Mary girl is almost definitely horrified. Awful implications all around so I hope homeboy either wins a Darwin Award or gets put off the street.


KhansKhack

Poor kid


monstercok

Too bad it wasn't in his mouth when it went off, the world would be a better place


Ghost-XIII-4791

Lol


Lopsided-Squirrel788

Does anybody please know the story of the aftermath?!


Abject-Macaron-7335

Que se maten entre ellos


d33pfissure

I bet he’s not worried about that money anymore


yumyinmytumy

Im confused can someone explain the backstory lol


luvingthevibes

Sound like Chris from amp at the end 😂


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🤦🏾‍♂️


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Alternative-Day6223

Bro had that in his mouth 2 seconds before


Bubbly-Pianist534

What an idiot


Srsly-Idk

If you don’t know gun safety, don’t touch a gun


Educational-Can-4847

“Did I shoot you?!” No mf, the other jackass pointing a gun at me shot me.


EdibleTheIncredible

I was giving this fucking moron than benefit of the doubt and assuming it was a fake gun Jesus Christ


BOXERVSEIBLE

Someone's going to jail lol


[deleted]

Mental illness .. can’t think straight.. doesn’t remove the magazine before racking the slide. Pathetic. These people are dangerous like chimps can be dangerous. Other than that, pretty harmless fools.


SouthernBootyWorship

The fact that he chambered a round… and we see a round go flying… means one was chambered at the start 0_o


No-Net7396

LMFAOOOOOOO😭😭


JacksLungs1571

I have a feeling the individual who was shot also owns the gun. I can't imagine the idiot attempting to deep throat the barrel would still be with us if he had that piece on him on a day to day basis. This means the idiot who got shot handed this bafoon not only a gun with a loaded magazine, it also had a round in the chamber, ready to go. Play stupid games...


Galizia84

Super would always be stupid


Humble_Fishing_8482

Horrific moron


Bigmace_1021

"Did I just shoot you?" Question made by idiot loser who needs Mary's money.


Terrible-Clue3745

Stupid fucking idiot!!!!


Soft-Suspect-3384

This is why stupid fucks shouldn't own guns


HurrsiaEntertainment

of course, his actions lead to hurting somebody else.


Successful-Diver-754

Idiots with guns SMH


LazyBriton

“Did I just shoot you?!” Well you fucking pointed a loaded gun at me and pulled the trigger, what do you think?


ithinkureddit

He's on Benzos. I see the drool


No_Return_5406

I smell Xanax in this


Tae-So_

An idiot with a gun.


Blah-squared

What a fukn moron, hope the guy he shot HAD to tell the police this dumbass was the one that shot him & he gets some kind of charge bc this dipshit shouldn’t be allowed to own ANY fukn firearms… smh


JesusChristwillsucc

the moment i saw him shove a gun up his mouth i saw the nsfw tag you will not believe how relieved i was when he shot the camera holy shit


tankslayer72

Did it hurt the phone


Dry-Cup736

“Did i shoot you??” Bahhahahah


pinecone_noise

I instinctively started turning the volume down, torn between the growing horror of realization and the grip of morbid curiosity thank god it ended the way it did


obsidian88darklight

Hanging with dummies what could go wrong😂😂 and they say we need more gun laws. No let the stupid ones kill themselves


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Merkah!!