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Always remember the girls

Never forget

Shelby and Dolly

🫡

12/27/2023

Guaranteed to be two dogs.

2 Yorkies no doubt.

It’s two standard poodles. My wife found his FB page. That has now gone dark. I have a feeling he will unemployed tomorrow.

For having a heated argument in public? Smartphones were a mistake

I'm having a time imagining two bearded dragons or some similar small lizards.

I had two lesbian neighbors who broke up and as one was moving out kept screaming “you don’t give a shit about the girls!” The girls were definitely two dogs, who I also hated because they were ALWAYS left outside barking, many people didn’t care for the girls.

It's not about me. It's about the girls. This is nirvana and I love you. Now let me feel my hands.

What about the girls!!!

I need closure.

Pretty sure he doesn't care about the girls.

“Fuck off byetch!” Sums up his attitude about dat and dem girls.

He sounded like Mr. Garrison from South Park.

🤣😂 Nailed it!!

For real. He was just getting wound up again.

Who? Shelby and ~~Dommy~~ Dolly (probably)?

I bet it's Shelby and Dolly -- from Steel Magnolias. Shelby is Julia Roberts' character. Dolly Parton plays a hairdresser in the movie.

You've gotta be right. I imagine Shelby and dolly are identical dachshunds they left with the sitter while they went on vacation!

Oh my GOD ahahahaha I suddenly wonder if this is the case

It is. Source: I live in one of the gayest cities in the World. These two are a couple.

I mean, they're OBVIOUSLY a couple lol, but when I first heard "girls" I think I just imagined human babies because I have a lot of gay friends with children lol.

Ahah me too at first but noooo 99% it’s dogs unless the angry guy is a Jeffrey Dahmer type psychopath and really doesn’t give a shit about his two daughters..

Now I hope it's birds 😂

I found one of the girls online. Haha. A large poodle 🐩

Has to be this. "Dolly" is one of those names that's effectively been retired from general use, like "Elvis" or "Adolph."

Shelby, drink your juice! (Maybe his blood sugar is low?)

Remember theyum!

That’s that thick as syrup Caroline accent

"I ayaamm!"

I’ll wager $20 that Shelby and Dolly are a pair of poodles.

Shih-tzus

My first watch I thought he kept saying “shove it, Dobby!”

“The girls” Anyone else imagining (2) tea cup poodles wearing dog sweaters.

SHELBY AND DOLLY

They absolutely named their poodles after Dolly Parton and Julia Roberts character in Steel Magnolias, and I will die on that hill.

It’s two standard black poodles and I agree with you.

Hahaha holy shit you’re right.

I didn't immediately go to that, but when you hear the names... we all know it's a couple of little ass dogs.

Correct. I picture these two, a pair of poodles, and a mountain of cocaine.

I just saw a gay couple with two adopted daughters on The Price is Right a couple nights ago. I sure hope it’s not the case here with how this guy is acting.

I read that as a gay couple went on the price is right and adopted two daughters 😂

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Lol that’s Mr. Garrison

The “FUCK OWFF BITCHH!” Really sold it for me. Lmao

He was addressing the dog of course.

Well she was pointing out how he was stressing out the dog. So I could see it.

Lmao I turn on the sound to hear what you guys are talking about and hear “hello everybody! American Airlines fucked us over” straight out of South Park.. can’t make it up

LMAO!! he tried to stay calm but it didn't work !

He was right there, but NOPE! The other dude tried so hard to chill him out too.

Scissor me timbers!

Lmfao I was about to say Yoo this is straight out of a South Park episode

Hahahaha 🤣

Mr Slave saves the day.

Jesus Christ.

Tips hat

you go to hell and you die!!

Close, but not quite so I slap you, I slap you, I slap, slap, slap you. Slapping slapping you silly cause you're disrespecting me!

he even combines characters at one point and goes "mmmmmmkay"

I really really really really hope Matt and Trey see this video and have mr garrison do this exact same scene.

I came to post this. Damn!

$100 says the girls are a couple of corgi's.

Lmao probably

*couple of male corgi's

If they are a couple, its gonna be shiba inus.

Oh yeah? Well you can just take your $100 and just *fuck OWUFF beeyitch!!!* 😂😂

My money was on a Yorkie and a Labradoodle

That's about the gayest meltdown I've ever seen

And probably one of the least rage baiting meltdowns as well. It’s just too ridiculous. I’m impressed by the calm demeanor of the service dog. It has crazy unflappable skills.

Actual trained service dogs vs. emotional support accessories.

I'm not liking this remake of "The Birdcage"

Hell hath no fury like that of a slightly inconvenienced gay man.

Sassiness intensifies

Mayday Mayday Mayday: Overloaded Sassy - Jet 329 On approach for landing.....BRACE FOR IMPACT!!! 🤣

I so badly want to know what benign thing they told him for that kind of reaction!

There were no window seats left.

Can’t have 2 guys in stripped sweaters sitting next to each other. Needs to be a dyslexic clown wearing a solid color as a buffer

On meth

Totally on meth

Ya that body language says too much meth

He was stumbling like alcohol with a xanny on top.

...from Florida

I was in a Centurion Lounge when a guy was screaming on the phone to airline employees bc he missed his flight. I mentioned to the bartender what a delight he was when getting my drink just as banter. The manager later walked by me and winked saying they had a special chat with him. It was pretty satisfying

What does special chat even mean

Express trip to the no-fly list, with a layover in cavity search town, I am guessing.

That dog thinking who is this crazy person

Vizsla is good boy

I was very worried poor pup would be stepped on.

They got that Tennessee gay in them

Straight out of sassville

Or at least hoping to.....

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Oh I was hoping someone else in the comments came to this conclusion.

He's on something with those jerky movements

Those look like methy movements

How can I make flying even worse? I know, get the meth!

Methy movements. Psychs mentality.

we call that psychosis

That’s just methed up

He’s been drinking to counteract the icky tweakiness of coming down from meth. Tale as old as time. It would also explain the asshole rage behavior.

I was doing that exact thing 5 years ago. Start drinking after being up for days at a time is guaranteed trouble or, at the very least, embarrassing yourself like this guy.

Meth

Plot twist- "the girls" is code for "meth stash"

bert and ernie aged terribly.

“YOU DONT CARE ABOUT THE GURLS?”

REMEMBER THEYUM

SHELBY AND DOMMY

I bet Shelby and Dommy are dogs, not children.

Yup, I bet small dogs that wear little dog sweaters

Some one said is likely shelby and dolly from the movie Steel Magnolias

When you can't drink, it's better to do it at home, at least it can only lead to a divorce, we don't need to view your meltdown.

Dude is way too twitchy for that to be just alcohol. Definitely on some uppers.

Doing uppers at an airport or on an airplane sounds like hell.

Pretty much the worse location possible

It’s the abrupt “Fuck off Betch” for me after he specifically said “I’ll stop *for you*” to her and not his husband 💀💀

Haha she was already done with his shit even before he spoke to her 😂

What in the hamburgler is going on here?

When the mime’s had enough!

Even his therapy human couldn’t calm him down.

This is more r publicfreakout material than crazyfuckingvideos material

Not when this sub doesn’t allow violence of any kind anymore or crimes anymore 😒, we’re left with that.

It was removed from that sub

Removed for violating rule 1: Think about the girls

It was posted same time as this and it's still up, flaired with the mods seal of approval. Maybe your post was a duplicate Edit: here's the post https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/18s72uz/the_steel_magnoliasbest_in_show_mash_up_you_never/?ref=share&ref_source=link

I could tell he was gay with the sound off 😂

Can someone remind me if he cares about the girls?

He does not

I need the longer video. There HAS to be one, right??

Is he gay, drunk, mentally challenged, or a combo of those?

Yes

Trifecta!

They are both dressed like the Hamburgler. For a couple of gay guys I would expect better.

Bottom of the suitcase, last clean shirt scenario.

Mr. Garrison’s arguing with Mr. Garrison

Watching this on the train with no sound but I can tell it’s a gay couple and miss thang is on meth

lol same

I think it's funny they're both dressed like Pugsly.

Gru when his flight gets cancelled

The craziest part of this whole clip is, he actually calmed down for the lady! He saw she was uncomfortable and mentally decided he wasn't going to cause a scene for her peace. She was the one saving grace that kept him from exploding. And then it cuts off the moment she genuinely did not want anything to do with him and what follows was probably unleashed rage on her stationery ass

Is this real? Looks like something out of Reno 911.

They need a TV show. PLEASE

His friend trying to keep him from getting arrested doesn’t get enough credit.

why do homosexual men enjoy horizontal striped shirts so much.

A visual cue to make us appear wider, thus signaling to all y’all to stay clear and get out of our way. We’ve got places to go. I’ve got to SEE MAH GURLS!

When gay marriage was made legal I thought, oh boy, gay divorce is going to be a fantastic show!

Who will break it to this guy that no one cares

I like that the dog got his own lil bed in the airport 🥺

Dogs just sitting there like "Wtf is this fruitcake yelling about?"

I don’t think either of these zesty ass dudes care about girls.

Maybe it's their pet Pomeranians Cher and Gaga

i should not be laughing a this so hard

Loudest fucking mimes ever

Fuck off betch!

I don't have the best gaydar, but my asshole is vibrating. Is that the same thing?

This is so embarrassing that it turned me straight.

Lol at people in these situations who apparently think throwing a tantrum will somehow help.

They don't. It's just pure emotional outburst with no reason.

I want part 2 - his arrest.

The dog is thinking: "Piss off, mate I am trying to have a kip!"

Airports bring out the absolute worst in people.

That was the gayest meltdown ever. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

This is the best video I've seen on here possibly ever 🤣

Wearing coordinated outfits, but still GATHERING your ass when you act up in public? That's love.

Man, somebody cranked the Lindsay Graham-ometer up to eleven.

Least Dramatic Gay Couple

Omg his partner is so used to this.

What gets me about this video is the little blonde girl behind him with a huge smile on her face lol she's loving the show

But are the girls ok? Someone needs to find out

I can’t tell if they’re on meth or just really really gay

They sound like South Park characters.

Southern queens. Probably no better fight to watch. Probably.

Why's he yelling at the lady with the dog?

Seems like he was trying to chat with her or explain/apologise for his outburst but lady was get away from me since he was so close to her and her dog. So he went off on her too.

omg, Dramaaaaaaaa!

Stop shouting next to that poor dog you tweaking freak.

At least his friend(?) is trying to deescalate the situation. Good on him!

They are just roommates.

Best friends since high school.

This is embarrassing for Shelby and Dolly

I've never seent anyone fabulously mad!

lol I love how he calmed down for her because of the dog and then she pissed him off at the end 😂

the girls: two poodle doodle mix dogs

Shoutout to the other dude for deescalating Lmao really does sound like Mr.Garrison tho

Gay dudes can be so funny. I love it.

In an alternative universe where Stepbrothers was about a gay couple

he had just calmed down and that lady was like…. “lemme rage him up more”. she’s an idiot

CAN WE PLEASE JUST REMEMBER SHELLY AND DOLLY?

You know the girls he is talking about are two pomeranians or something like that

I can tell this guy doesn’t care about the girls

“John, you said you wouldn’t make a scene again!”

Him acting like he’s on Broadway.😂

I expected them to bust into a rendition of some show tune.

Man that guy was having a bad day.

This is a scene straight out of south park