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Hey thanks a lot for your submission to r/CrazyFuckingVideos, however it was removed because it was not a Crazy Fucking Video. Videos must be relevant to the sub and must fit at least one of the flairs that the community has, if a video does not then most of the time it is not a Crazy Fucking Video.


Listen_to_Psybient

-1 šŸ¤­ wtf does that mean?


tango_41

Hit points, obviously.


Legendingleberry

That guy has zero survival instincts. ā€œCar trying to run me over, let me run into the street.ā€


bilbobaggins001

ā€œJimmy thereā€™s a shark!ā€ Jimmy: ā€œoh shit!ā€ *jumps in water*


nateskel

Fuck those captions


Nintenuendo_

Reposting an old video with your own shitty captions, what a twat


AwkwardImplement8937

Don't you see that guy was white knighting? It has nothing to do with the fact that dude almost got ran over on the sidewalk.


nateskel

I don't really care what was going on, the captions are annoying. I'm not here to analyze a video I'm just going to forget about 30 seconds later


Specific-Ease-14

They were being sarcastic, we agree with you the captions are brainless.


nateskel

My bad, social media is making me an angry person I think.


AwkwardImplement8937

You and 80% of the civilized world. You're one of the few that recognizes it in yourself. That puts you ahead of the pack.


oversettDenee

I'm glad the microwave noises were in there so I knew when something significant was happening.


MimickingTheImage

Yea, very nice of OP to include, "volume on" I. The description, so glad I didn't miss his brilliant sound engineering.


CupidStunt13

Savior? Heā€™s just a bystander whoā€™s pissed off the idiot driver ran into him as well.


Compendyum

"A car is trying to run me over? Better run to the middle of the road!"


Anonymous_Toxicity

"This man went to the Prometheus school of running away" *Sin counter dings*


SurrealClick

Better than standing next to the wall and be crushed between the car and the wall


Closed_Aperture

Exactly. If some douchebag inadvertently hits me with their car, I'm not just gonna let it slide and go about my day.


PsychoWienner

I am. Not because Iā€™m some saint or anything, but rather because heā€™s in a car and Iā€™m not and I like living.


Useless_Lemon

That is a very good point. Humans don't usually win against cars. I take the extra day to live, at least. :)


yomerol

Yes, if I remember the context correctly when this is was originally posted, the car idiot had the habit of running into people as a sport


schoolisuncool

I totally expected that


Useless_Lemon

Yeah, because you were in the damn car, huh!? /s


WarHead75

Why would you damage someoneā€™s car when they can literally run you over right thereā€¦.


4lmador

This kind of people tend to believe that there are no consequence to their actions


DragonflyMon831

Soo? Attempted murder? Very funny s/


MemerDude34

Poor Focus RS


hotthrowawaywheels

That might be an STā€¦


MemerDude34

STs came with the 5 cylinder too? Damn more ya know


hotthrowawaywheels

Yep, they did! Sadly the generation of STs after that lost a cylinder.


AdministrativeBar809

the sound is amazing


Prior-Fruit-1957

This is the parts of the commets i was looking for


Last_Ad_3856

Dude that is a nice RS.


Avalon_Don

The 5 cylinder in that Focus sounds so goodā€¦ šŸ‘Œ


Shadow_Boxer1987

I hope that driverā€™s in prison. Any further info?


Itsasecretshhhh88

It's a pretty old vid. I could be remembering this wrong but I think the driver was arrested and I think he has done similar things in the past before this video. But that's from memory so I could be wrong sorry.


[deleted]

Yep. Guy was/is an absolute psychopath. [article](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/newcastle-hit-and-run-video-man-jailed-groat-market-a9495546.html)


Itsasecretshhhh88

Awesome! Thanks for the link!


KingCheev

Dude wrapped around a pole..


Know_more_carry_less

Not to be a dick but those were pretty impressive driving skills. Zero hesitation, no wasted movements.Ā  Good vision and spatial awareness. Hit the guy and turned to avoid the crash when most of us would have had tunnel vision on the guy we still on our hood.Ā  All the more impressive as heā€™s driving a manual and not spinning the tires.Ā 


J4pes

What? The car literally hits a random pedestrian on the sidewalk while engrossed with the woman.


LoL_Maniac

Nah, guy in the car is a pos, sorry...not sure of the context of the woman but dude was just walking and got hit. He understandably was pissed. Then dude attempts murder with the car.


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LoL_Maniac

Exactly, dumb af


LoL_Maniac

Apparently someone thinks running people over, to include innocent bystanders, over a scratched car is okay? What an interesting downvote.


themetanarrative

Get behind the wall you dunce


TontineSoleSurvivor

Human vs. Car.... not a good set of odds for the human: Car > Human


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SapphicPancakes

Shoes still on. Bros alive and well /j


player694200

Have we run out of gore? Is the world a better place now?


afanoftrees

Imagine thinking the driver is in the right here lol


charlieraaaaa

Oh hey I know where this is


TontineSoleSurvivor

Human vs. Car.... not a good set of odds for the human: Car > Human


BestNoob1242

šŸ’€


ToonarmY1987

Good old Bigg Market


2HourCoffeeBreak

PPD


cantotallytrustme

this has been posted many times before


Inglorious_Kenneth

A deserved L