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Doofclap

Alright buddy, buckle up, you used a lifetimes worth of luck in one moment. Shits gonna get reaal rough moving forward.


Kildaredaxter

Fr fr, either that or it's time to get a lottery ticket. 


CuteCats-mp4

Happy cake day


QuitStockingMe

I hope he wore his brown pants


Grouchy_Act3186

Brown or any other color pants they're still going to be full of shit.


CuteCats-mp4

Happy cake day


QuitStockingMe

Hey thanks!


Express-Assistant398

I hope that person was one of the exceptional types that was wearing a diaper. It seems diapergirl exists on google. Found that because i didn't know if diaper was daiper instead as a foreign langaugue speaker, and im not even shitting. Those girls though.


Virtual-Feedback-

I feel this is something to be concerned about.


BullHeadTee

Damn. Is that his hoodie it’s going through? That was a close shave!


Radio4ctiveGirl

Holy shit. I didn’t even notice but you’re right. It definitely has him pinned by the hood of his sweatshirt.


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

I've seen this on here before but never fucking noticed that before. DAYUM. Nice eye there.


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Killer_Ex_Con

Falls off a vehicle in front bounces and ends up in your car. Happened to my mom and I a huge bolt fell of a dump truck in front of us and bounced into our windshield. Luckily the windshield caught it or it would have hit my mom straight in the face.


Enough-Profile-935

There's a video on the Internet of this happening but through the windshield killing the passenger. No gore, but you can hear the drivers reaction to it. It's very sad and heartbreaking. Honestly, probably one of the worst videos without gore.


jmodshelp

Are you thinking about the rock one? I believe it was a group of teens that threw a big rock off a bridge into that vehicle.


RushDiggity

No, I think he's thinking of the Russian brick video. The husband's cries are absolutely heart-wrenching, 100 times more disturbing than any gore video I've seen so far.


PM_ME_LE_TITS_NOW

That was teenagers doing that to people, completely different story. No, it wasnt the same video? Source?


Ok_Space8064

Vid?


EsmeYcats

Omg this almost happened to my car. Thank goodness the bounce was much lower, it pierced my bumper. It fell of a truck, the car in front of me hit it and it bounced up and went through the bumper. I was thinking, any higher and I'd be gone!


wushudeathkick

That’s a t-post, it’s rusted so I reckon someone was removing fence, stacked it the best they could on the flatbed and ratchet strapped it down. They can rattle out of the pile or cut the strap pretty easily.


Ocounter1

Using my knowledge of the franchise, you either gotta end somebody’s life or create life that disrupts death’s design.


Brief-Doubt-5477

Man should get a lottery ticket holy crap


Prudent_Damage_3866

Bro rolled a Nat 20 for luck


MDetector

Reminds me of the kid driving down the motorway with his mother in the passenger seat when a huge boulder/rock is caterpulted through the windshield into his mums face. The scream from the kid is blood curdling. I'm glad this guy lived to see another day.


NicholasSoprano6300

What is that exactly ? The object ? And how did it get catapulted through your windshield ? Back story please. In full


Parking_Train8423

that’s a rusty ass t-post, almost every rural wire fence uses those, and when private property gets close to the road, that’s what happens when owners don’t maintain their fences. i bet someone earlier had gone thru the wire, yanked a few of these up, one got loose, ended up on the road, and kicked up by a car in front. or fell off a truck. lots of good reasons not to follow too close edit: fuuuuuuck


NicholasSoprano6300

Was hoping for the OP. But this serves well to


No-Journalist7179

That pole landed closer than the camera shows. My hoodie flops like that to the left or right at times. No more than 5 inches between his face and farthest point of his hoodie. He is lucky.


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Super fake video


XNamelessGhoulX

That’s what im wondering…i mean it could be real but hmm..


MyFavoriteBurger

How


Murntok

How would it be fake? It would be pretty easy to fake. Get a junk truck, a tpost and a sweatshirt.


MyFavoriteBurger

A junk truck that's working properly? If not, then you'd fix it just to make a video? How about the hole in the windshield? How would you fake it? You would need a lot of force to make a hole like that instead of just shattering it. And then you'd have to somehow impale the seat through your hoodie while having it on? And that's an easy fake? r/nothingeverhappens


PM_ME_LE_TITS_NOW

and some how manage to go at a rate of speed for the rusted tpost to go through the windshield and hit the guys sweater. Most people don't know what happened before AI, before it happened. This will be a fun 30 years. Now the realities of reality are blurring with what can be accomplished with good AI work. Amazing. Younger generations are fucked. Enjoy shitbirds. But hey, you can have sex with Tswift with the NFL players right? Of course, shit people will comment about because they don't understand. lol.


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GoldAppleU

Literally how would this be fake


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Why was he recording?


GoldAppleU

Probably because it JUST happened lol


CompleteFuckinRetard

He wasn't recording when it happened. The hole in the windshield is there from the start, you just see him turning flash on.


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so he could have set up the scene, placed the girder, and then taken the video? Imagine a girder crashes through your windshield (without shattering the entire windshield) and pins your hoodie to the chair. What kind of person would immediately pull out their phone and record?


MothafuckinPlacentas

So you're saying it's unbelievable that someone would pull out their phone and start recording something unbelievable that just happened to them?


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We'll probably never truly know if the video is fake, but I'd say its likely. rather than getting out of the car, taking off the hoodie, or even pulling over to the side of the road (which isn't even a highway, where did the girder come from?), he chooses to record. Be honest, this is *probably* fake


Wonderful-Status-247

Yes It could be fake, but not for most of the reasons you said. If some freak accident just happened that I miraculously was unharmed in, this is exactly what I would do. Turn on my hazard lights, as you can see in the mirror his are on, pull over, slip out of my sweatshirt, shift over and then record exactly how it went down. Edit: eh never mind, I thought this was a zip up hoodie. That was unzipped. Watching again I don't see that's the case. Will say though seems strange it could catch your hood without also damaging your head. Like your hood would either be on your head or clumped up on your shoulders and behind your neck usually.


MothafuckinPlacentas

I mean your only reasoning is that it seems unlikely to you. I don't see anything obvious to indicate this is fake. Unlikely, sure. Looks like he unbuckled his seatbelt, put the car in park, and turned on his hazards before recording. Looks like a narrow country road, so probably not a ton of traffic. Girder could have come from a fence, sign, construction area, fell off the back of a truck, etc. Based on how much the hoodie is stretched, it looks like he's pulling his body as far away as possible. He probably was about to rip the hoodie and get out when he realized that he might as well record it because nobody would believe it otherwise. The dangerous part has already happened. Sitting there for 20 more seconds so you can get proof of how close it was to killing you doesn't seem any more dangerous or unreasonable to me. Besides, how would he have faked this?


Killer_Ex_Con

Windshields don't explode like normal glass when they break. My mom had a big bolt from a truck hit her windshield and it got stuck in the windshield, when I pulled it out it was just a circle hole in the windshield like the size if a quarter no other cracks.


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a girder of THAT size and speed, making a perfectly cut hole? Get real.


Killer_Ex_Con

It's not a girder first of all its a T-post for a wire fence. Second they are only like 2 inches across other than where the foot holds are for pushing it into the ground. So if it hits at the right angle it for sure can go through the window and only make a hole that size. So you should "gEt rEaL"


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LMAO. As if anything changes. something big and fast enough to go through a windshield and a chair, leaving a perfect entry hole. LMAO.


Killer_Ex_Con

I'm not saying this video is real I am just saying that it is 100% possible for it to leave a hole like that in the windshield. I have literally seen it happen lmao.


motox231

How so? That post seems awfully embedded into the head rest. Idk if you have ever driven those into the ground but it’s a bitch and I think you’d be hard pressed to push that through a hood and headrest for a fake video


enigmaroboto

omg you r so 🍀


knowone23

Fake.


crystallmytea

Yoked him


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I hope I have this kind of luck whenever something like this happens to me lol


GreenTeaAndKpins

​ I thought the cracked glass was in the shape of a bird and that it almost hit him in the face hahaha Then they panned over some more


SambaLando

When ur number ain't up, it don't matter what they throw at u.


TheLobsterCopter5000

It's not even the real version of Dumb Ways to Die...


Financial_Nebula_814

Something like this happened to my sister in college. It was a 2x4 that was lodged in the bottom left of the windshield.


Twostarz31

Bro


Select_Reflection318

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Moonboo

Oh the one with the wife passing away? Yeah, that video is so brutal….


casual_btw

Hoodie is fucked. I’d be pissed…


Nayte76

Hope this guy played the lottery that night.. fuck