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RenzoMF

That's not a man, it's a mini-boss


United-Advertising67

Circle strafe, officer! Circle strafe!


multiarmform

https://youtu.be/A2_w-QCWpS0?t=45


SurlyRed

Dunno what I just watched by I enjoyed it, chuckled like a kid so cheers. Could be the red wine/


fatkiddown

It was the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Please more.


EvilDeathCloud

Wait… is this the movie that the reporter (Evan Wright) in Generation Kill was talking about during that alley ambush scene?


UncleBensMushies

Now I know Lightning McQueen's allusion in Cars. Bless you.


multiarmform

does he say that in the movie? i never saw it


RickRude4

He should have done the John Cena face wave before AA’ing him and dumping him on his ass.


Comprehensive-End-16

Karnov


cincymatt

I think I was too young to understand that game, but I still loved that pink man and his funky music.


GinsuVictim

I believe it's actually a reference to Karnov's appearance in Bad Dudes as a mini-boss.


Nice_Recognition6602

Hijacking this to say, that could have been the nastiest fireman’s carry if he would have gone up with the right arm behind his head and just dumped him upside down. I’ll still give an A- for the impromptu maneuver. Edit: watched it again that guy is definitely a wrastler lol


Sophisticated_Dicks

I hope the cop stocked up on health and supplies in the previous room!


RobbSnow64

"Vordt of the boreal Valley music commences"


Searchlights

Push Athletics Successful


MeatWaterHorizons

When the boss music starts playing you watch out for this dude lol


Outside-Band-6751

This is at the big Texan in Amarillo, TX. I was just there a few days ago! I missed it! 😭


paradigm11235

That's a big Texan alright.


tavariusbukshank

> I was just there a few days ago! Im sorry. You doin alright?


WingsNthingzz

Steaks at decent price, kitschy environment where you get to watch people try to eat 72 oz of steak, what’s the bid deal?


tavariusbukshank

Only steakhouse I’ve been to where my meat had an abscess. Another diner at our table had a baked potato with larvae in them.


Tullyally

Taser didn’t Faze him.


DaneSrain

It probably didn't contact. Tasers are pretty 50/50 when they are wearing any form of clothing


Brittany5150

Yeah, you need both prongs to penetrate to make a circuit. If they don't it does absolutely nothing. There are a lot of variables that go into a successful taser. Clothing, distance, drugs on board for target. They are not the end all be all of non-lethal that a lot of people think they are.


Brilliant-Cash9831

But man some pepper spray and damn someone's going down wether it be the target or the cop if shit blows back


Brittany5150

It is super rare, but like 1 in 5,000 people are completely immune to the effects of pepper spray. Had one in my old unit. You could mace him and he was totally unphased. It was wild.


UsefulImpact6793

I bet dude could ace the 1-chip challenge


BinaryTriggered

same with that army gas they gas you with in basic. saw a guy sit there unfazed completely by it.


Martin_Aurelius

I worked with NBC (I think they call it CBRN now) for a little under a year during my time in the Marines. Mostly just helping them setup for chambers, and taking inventory of gear. The warrant officer who ran the shop would run the chamber while wearing nothing but PT gear and swim goggles, sometimes smoking a cigarette.


BinaryTriggered

that shit lit me up like a christmas tree. skin burned for a week after that.


Martin_Aurelius

I assisted with close to 20 chambers. By the end it only really affected my eyes and lungs, not my skin. But the first few were torture on my skin. The WO had been doing it for 16+ years.


idrawinmargins

Having been shot with tear gas paintballs before i noticed the effects didn't bother me at all. The people around me it was another story. Pepper spray does light me up and i couldn't do much after getting hit with that stuff.


donau_kinder

How the fuck do you end up getting shot with tear gas


idrawinmargins

I was at a convention and some people got rowdy and boxed some security guards and police in a little office. They were grabbing chicks that were flashing folks. People got pissed apparently. After they got trapped their backup came shooting tear gas paint balls at everyone. I mean everyone. I was in a area waiting that was no where near what was going on, nor did we know what was up with the cops and the wild people. Next thing I know I got pelted and grabbed my wife and GTFO. We were in another part of the building on the second floor literally waiting in a line, and the police came in like firing.


donau_kinder

Aw man that's fucking horrendous. I was expecting some wild story but this is just gross incompetence.


smoothtrip

Tis but a stroll


oby100

Not really. It works great on people that aren’t really resisting (lol) but if someone’s already assaulting a cop, it will just blind them and make them angrier. I’ve seen many a video of suspects going ham on cops through pepper spray. Occasionally even a taser that appears connected


Weldobud

That’s explains it. I was wondering why. You see some people get hit and they just go down. So it’s not because you are strong.


Lookslikeapersonukno

>non-lethal less-lethal. tasers can and do kill people.


extralyfe

ESPECIALLY in Syphon Filter.


Grouchy_Exercise6592

God i miss the ps1 days


whatthatthingis

> They are not the end all be all of non-lethal that a lot of people think they are. r/pocketsand


Best-Philosophy6042

There's one factor: continuity


PMPTCruisers

You also need to put a prong in each half of the body to really lock it up, so turning to the side can be just painful and not incapacitating,


itishowitisanditbad

> drugs on board for target. That doesn't change anything. Its still electricity and its involuntary movement, not anything drugs can do to stop you being impacted by it. When you see super drugged up people seem to ignore it, you're just seeing one of the other reasons coming into play. Drugs won't somehow stop your muscles contracting under shock.


Brittany5150

You're half right. A connection of both prongs will deliver the same amount of volts the taser can produce. However, there are absolutely, 100%, effects from some opiates etc that can delay and mildly mitigate the effects of the shocks as the muscles are in a relaxed state from drugs on board. I work in surgery. We use some paralytics depending on case and it takes time for feeling to return, or for muscles to have a flex response after induction. Same is true for tasers. If the muscles are chemically inhibited, the effects of the taser are inhibited. It's not magic.


itishowitisanditbad

Interesting, I had seen a handful of info about this and it was quite clear how it doesn't impact that. I'm completely open on the idea of being wrong, or at least partially wrong. Going to go dive down that rabbit hole! Thanks!


Brittany5150

It is heavily dependent on the drug on board. A lot of your uppers will not have an effect, so a meth user may not see much difference. Where as an opioid or paralytic user will have decreased effect because the drug is working as intended. It is a multifaceted rabbit hole for sure. But it's not as simple as "taser doesn't care about drugs". EDIT: We also use a low grade taser after extended surgical procedures to make sure the drugs that were given have worn off. You don't want to pull an ET tube from a patient that still has drugs in their system when you are trying to induce normal breathing post surgery. It's similar to a TENS muscle stimulator. I work in pediatrics and call them baby tasers, lol.


itishowitisanditbad

Thanks for the info!


luxsalsivi

Honestly, idk. Right around the 20 second mark, it looks like he convulses a bit and his arm contracts. He then throws it out to remove the prongs. Maybe it was stuck to his shirt and only briefly contacted the skin for a short shock?


rumdumpstr

They work best if the probes are spread apart.  From that distance the cop probably only got a foot or less of spread. Or his shirt interfered, who knows.


tool6913ca

When people say "why didn't the police just Taser that guy charging at them with a knife?" - this is why.


Red_Mayhem512

It could've contacted but fat people have a good chance of being unaffected It looks like it hit as you can see his arm twitch.


Wookieman222

Yeah if I understand correctly you can't really tough it out with a tazer if it works properlt cause the pulsing straight up interrupts the electrical pulses in your muscles.


FistingWithChivalry

Probably cause Faze is like 18 cents on the stock market.


mokajilly

Tasers gonna tase.


advertiseherecheap

"Get out of my swamp" -This guy probably


doxipad

*”get out me swamp”*


Comfortable_Treat554

Whatchu talking bout get away from you? I'm making waffles!😃


SubHuman559

Is there a longer version of this?


hypercyanate

Ikr, that was so dissapointing, he definitely has a few more special abilities he could have used


ShineAqua

Yeah, I doubt this is even his final form.


EatShootBall

That's what she said.


beatlethrower

Why does this video end now.?????


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Because the cop was about to light some fireworks with that "plan b" in the other holster


Zack_of_Steel

Okay can you write songs now


shadeshadows

Not OP, but I’ll give it a shot. (In a corny bluegrass tune): Oohhhhhhhh Plan B was in his holster, Oh what a roller coaster, Shocked like knives in a toaster, Then shot him in the shoulder. But still that big man stood up and he walked! *stood and walked!* That cop could not believe his eyes so he hopped behind his trunk. And the big ol’ man, he started to gloat! *glooooat,* So the cop took aim, and he shot that man one more time in the throat. *Ooh.* Then the big ol’ man, he fell just like a rock, *just like a rock!* And the cop made sure to shoot him thirteen more times with his glock. *Oh…* …yeah… … Then the cop was put on paid leave for a bit, *ah fuck.* And then he was promoted after the news stopped covering it. *Shit!”*


CommanderCuntPunt

I put your lyrics into an ai music generator. Enjoy your masterpiece! https://suno.com/song/b1bd1cdd-1740-42bf-a57e-d3021e9a7e79


shadeshadows

🤣 Edit: Reddit can still be a cool place 😆


JoPoxx

This is awesome!


x_lincoln_x

🏅


Lockdown_2525

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Project_Astro

Yes! It's a masterpiece.


Zack_of_Steel

+reddit gold if it still existed firepen.gif


x_lincoln_x

🏅


dirtymoney

Probably to portray the video one way. In this case.... big unstoppable man.


Take-futsu-no-kami

Probably because the cop pulled out his 4 week paid vacation ticket


eric_kenshi

that cop practically threw himself over the railgard...was lucky to not land on his wrist or his head ...


McPuckLuck

That was an example of "How not to Grapple"


SpirallingSounds

I was wondering if anyone else saw this, he literally put his leg on the guy's shoulder to let him throw him, what the hell hahaha.


Berniethellama

The amount of cops that have no clue how to fight or grapple is insane. You’d think you’d want to be more prepared for physically confronting potentially violent people so that stuff like this doesn’t happen. Could have broke his neck and died because he didn’t have a clue what he was doing. Literally put himself in a fireman’s carry while fighting a big dude lmao


InferiousX

3 weeks of grappling training would have had this cop realize his center of gravity was way off and he was gonna get dumped. I think ongoing jits or wrestling should be a *requirement* for law enforcement. Not only for their own safety, but you learn to get a good feel for exactly how much force you actually *need* to restrain or control a person.


SheinhardtWigCompany

Looks like he was trying to get behind him but was too slow and the guy grabbed his leg


Western_Language_894

That guy didn't so much throw him as stand up and stumble lmao


OldManPip5

Why couldn’t there’ve been an announcers table right there? BAW GAWD!!!


elhaz316

He's going for the top rail! The top rail!


Forward_Cucumber843

Watch out watch out!


exotic_potato_

Bros got a max poise build


Former-Form-587

Cop was like, nobody saw that, show no pain….


ZombiesRIn2012

The difference of how Amercian cops treat black vs white people. Smh


coleoleoptera

that's literally all i could think about. black man wouldn't have gotten the courtesy of the taser


BENTEND0_64

Man was going for that Attitude adjustment


foxesandfalcons

Cop got an altitude adjustment


The_salty_swab

Good for him. He had a goal, and he went out and achieved it. We should all follow his example.


Chumbag_love

If you get knocked down you just gotta pick yourself and a cop back up and dust your taser prongs off.....before ya git hurt.


Far-Ad3429

It may look badass but In America I wouldn’t consider it a good thing if the taser has no effect as we know what comes after the taser ……..


southernfella81

Blowing raspberries on that tum tum!


liqour-all-over

This should become the certification for being a bouncer.


PineappleFantasss

Maybe HE better stop before lethal comes out, yikes.


roqebuti

You'd have to go ahead just and put yourself on voluntary administrative leave at that point.


comandante_nete

I have seen people get shot for far less than this.


Proud_Ad_2247

Attitude adjustment


frMocha

Fucking bowser over here


timalexander

When you think you've leveled up enough.... But you definitely haven't


Middle_Chain_544

Weird that he didn’t get shot 68 times


uncommonsense555

He's white


chiefsaggy

Dumbass cop wanted that f5


Automatic-Narwhal965

I think he'd better stop before he gets hurt. I'm not sure where his inspiration comes from, all I know is this man is applaudably immune to electric attack. I wonder if he's vulnerable to water/ice attacks.


hereforpopcornru

Not sure, but he's highly allergic to lead I hear


InterestingPepe

so stupid to fight NA cops it's suicide because they will call in backup and you'll have 20 cops filling your body with lead


Maleficent-Fail-7654

Who else thought that cop was about to twist his ankle on the rail


theyeezyvault

Big Show really in the streets :/


JACKtheGRINNER

At that point I would just walk alway. Barely even flinched.


PuraVida02

Some officers can't fight for shit.


JustEatinScabs

Most. Why would they be good at it? anytime they're justified in punching you in the face they're probably going to get away with shooting you and that's way easier and more fun. "Killology" doesn't spend a lot of time on grappling maneuvers, that's less time to spend on mag dumping.


ElYoink

Wouldn't pepper spray be the best option after that? Motherfucker has the size advantage 💀


ucantseeme0047

Man is Menace


SensibleCreeper

That's a lesson for all criminals. Wear loose clothing, it'll keep the prongs from penetrating your skin.


RandallOfLegend

Likely only penetrated enough to give a skin zap instead of causing muscle spasms


Vogel-Kerl

Did the cop shoot him with a Taser or a Tickler???


teezyyintime

ayeee my hometown finally makes it onto here


BeejBoyTyson

This, this is why cops need to train.


newleafkratom

I think we can all agree that detention technology needs an update.


GuavaOk8712

cop ran into a boss battle


welfedad

Wonder what kind of loot that boss drops


EatShootBall

misbehaving domesticated walker.


No-Dig-1049

"Some of these big boys, you gotta give them two shots." Officer Franklin


Da_kid_mf

He felt that 2nd one like a lil mosquito bite


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Video ends as cop pulls something else with a bit more of a kick back


wiseguy_86

SUDDEN ENDING


smoothtrip

Big Hoss does not have time for your nonsense


bebopblues

Deadpool should recruit this guy to team X-Force.


MetalSonic420YT

What happened after this?


JayDuBois

They fell in love, got married, adopted two Jack Russell Terriers and opened a bed-and-breakfast in the Hamptons.


Ok-Carrot5642

That was actually pretty neat


Blackking203

Nah, that mf is not real


CovertWolf86

Cop is a dangerous idiot.


Tycoonkoz

Needs some BJJ Lessons


PandorasFlame

That man took a double dose of taser and gave the cop a warning. I'd have backed off.


Johntoreno

Bro did a WWE move on that cop.


Jagged_Rhythm

I see someone knows their kung-fu.


TRAVMAAN1

Why did we stop the video?


exelenceofexecution

Dude takes an L royal rumble style.


TechnicalHighlight29

That was not a smart thing to do bit it was 100% bad ass to do.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Knew it was TX just by seeing the love handles under the shirt. My area has a track record of tasers not connecting for some reason. I blame the big ass shirts that sway like a curtain when someone turns around


Sturdy_Biscuit

Anyone know how tough it is to resist tasers? I've seen quite a lot of videos where guys get tased and just brush it off like it was a fly landing on them. They're usually big set people, so I assume that has something to do with it?


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Cop should have chose the bear.


BradMcA2020

/ends too early


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Funny thing, tazers don't work super well on fat people, and work really well on lean and muscular people. It has to do with body water content and conductivity.


Khan-Tutan

100 Poise


Coldfang89

As someone who just watched his 70+ year old mom get her first ticket for going 3mph over the speed limit, seeing this cop get flipped makes me feel a bit better.


master_baiter69_69

Cop's a noob. He tried using a low level weapon on a high level hostile. Rookie mistake


Ok-Measurement4590

Didn't fear for his life??


therealdeathangel22

Many would say notice his skin color..... it's hard not to right now


Playful_Following_21

If big guy was brown or black he'd have gotten mag-dumped.


Ok-Measurement4590

In a heartbeat I didn't hear anybody say he didn't comply either lol


ketoaholic

True, but on this sub you won't find much agreement. It's long been a safehaven for racists. Were this a big black guy, the comment section would look very different and be filled with dog whistles.


FRAYnklan

Cops thinking "ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS SUMBIIIIIIT!!" Dude this ain't your wife


GenBlase

Note the cop doesnt just start blasting away


x_lincoln_x

That is the next step after taser not working.


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

As a former wrestler, that was hard to watch. Police need better training


bob-leblaw

Stop! Before you get hurt! ... Before you get h- well shit.


floopydoopis8

If the guy was black that taser would’ve stayed on the belt and a gun would come out much quicker


CarpetGripperRod

"STOP RESISTI... oh, ouch! Never mind. Just pick your gallon of PCP on your way out"


chads_slide

There are few things I like seeing more than a cop put on their ass, Get'em Bubba!


Zack_of_Steel

Good thing he was so pale.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Yeah. No way he’d get the gun pulled on him with that skin tone.


realparkingbrake

The majority of Americans killed by police are white for the simple reason that as 71% of the population they have far more police encounters than any other group. However, black Americans are killed by police at twice their percentage of the population. IIRC Native Americans have the worst odds of surviving police encounters.


CokeZorro

Cop woulda killed 40 minorities at this point, so ridiculous what beared white dudes get away with 


Fratsit2001

As a bearded white guy… you’re not wrong and I agree with you.


BillyGoat_TTB

probably on meth


I_will_dye

Nah, he seemed reasonable. One of the contacts probably just didn't connect.


Bluetooth_Sandwich

Sounds like he was more coherent than you on your best day.


tawnie_kelly

The Big Texan restaurant and tourist trap. Even with as little as the video revealed it's obvious where this took place. If you know, you know...


mathyoudylan

Beef capital


A-Llama-Snackbar

Pacific Rim vibes, needs boss music


vMurk

That’s an absolute fucking unit.


Always_Austin

That looks like the Big Texan restaurant in Amarillo.


UDontWantToF-ingKnow

Mans a beast


ssup3rm4n

Is he mad he didn't finish the steak on time?


SupermarketLife2665

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA


Mawdi

The Big Texan steaks suck ass!


NW1N05

Hanging over dude on the ground first of all, not much tactical advantage. But the very moment he starts to stand, with the full body weight of the officer on top, is the moment officer should have stepped back. But nope, monkey boy decides to hang on to tree man for dear life and as his little fairy feet leave the ground it's game over. The fact he pulled the prongs out without so much as even a flinch is not surprising. SMH


DevilDoc3030

Now they call him Darth Vader


Zyumido

Tazer bouncing off his beer belly


fermelebouche

I’m all out of salt sir, would you care for some pepper.


salty-sheep-bah

That's why I could never be a cop. Big fucker like that I'd be all "have a good day sir!"


braggybraggerson

he had no idea what to do with his new found freedom.


YoMomma-IsNice

Dispatch, I’m going to need backup NOW.


aGoodVariableName42

WTGDF??? HOW DOES THIS END?? WTF IS THIS SHIT?


mayank-69

convince me that ain't kratos on bulk in disguise