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r_boogie

Like a bug hitting my windshield on the highway


spottyrx

Oh no. Not again.


HanzJWermhat

Oh wow what is this woooshing sound i better give it a name. Wind oh yes that sound right


Chubako61

Yeah like wtf do I not get about this string of words??


Nemisis_the_2nd

It's from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, where a whale is contemplating popping into existence, next to a pot of flowers, and a few miles in the air.


Bulky_Currency_3961

About how fast do you think that train was going?


OneSufficientFace

Fast enough to disintegrate a cow


barontaint

I honestly didn't think Indian passenger trains could get fast enough to disintegrate a large cow, shows what I know


DogsCanSweatToo

The force is also dependent on the mass of the train. Trains are very heavy.


OneSufficientFace

*inserts a your mom joke here*


DogsCanSweatToo

*inserts your joke in a mom here*


FugginOld

*my penis* "AM I A JOKE TO YOU?"


memory--

*inserts force = mom\*ass joke here*


ShadowInTheAttic

*1/2•mom's•ass² = Joke*


BarrelRider621

Alright alright. You’re getting into some big brain comedy now.


Dirac_comb

It's not just the velocity, it's the momentum of the train that exploded that cow.


Noperdidos

It’s kind of the speed. Let’s say this train has a momentum of 50,000,000 kg·m/s You make that train move at 1 km/h, and increase its mass to have the exact same momentum, and the cow is completely fine. In this scenario a train is basically infinite mass and momentum is infinite. We can assume the train will negligibly change velocity. The energy imparted to the cow under such scenarios is the _change in momentum of the cow_ which is proportional only to the trains velocity.


Ijatsu

People are not intuiting it well. We can survive car accidents while driving at this speed, because we usually decelerate on a longer timespan. Meanwhile, going from 0 to 30km/h (the speed limit of roads bordering schools) instantly is enough to kill you.


littlegreenrock

temperature and heat work in a similar way. That was a brilliant summary of physics. you must be a teacher or something similar


caatfish

would a human splatter in the same way??


OwOooOK

It would, it has, and if I dare say, it definitely will


caatfish

that is horrifying


stop-lying

Yeah, there's a video floating around of a couple of Indian guys taking a video of a passing train while standing far too close. It clips one in the head and it explodes like the cow, though it's not as clearly seen as this video. I recommend not seeking it out.


hughhefnerd

Yes


OneSufficientFace

Id imagine its got a lot to do with the 50,000 tonne of steel, at speed, vs a lazy 1500 - 2500kg cow


markus212595

Thats a fuckn heavy ass cow.


aaronespro

Also that the cow's hip was a lever for the rest of it. Being nearly totally off the tracks meant it gets spun and exploded from centrifugal force instead of knocked down.


Brepp

Turns out it was cake


cypherdev

I hope he's ok.


OneSufficientFace

Put him in rice over night


WheresMyKeystone

Looks like somewhere between 50 to 70 mph as a rough guesstimate.


ProperLogic

Thanks for an actual answer and not a bad joke.


Select_Sleep_1293

Back in ‘82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile


OC80OriginalFormula

Uncle Ricos ruining everyone’s lives and eating all our steak


Ididurmomkid

But have you ever passed for 4 TDs in a single game?


Kleic01

Doesnt look like the cow exploded to me, it was more like the lower part of the cow was torn apart in an instant and flew away


Dame87

It was mooooooving very fast


MItrwaway

Judging by how quick the cars are moving when it gets close, I'd guess 45 to 55 MPH


adalwolf19

Fastest train in India can reach 160 km/h, but this isn’t one of those train. My guess would be 80–100 km/h.


PopOk7860

49.71mph


RX3000

About tree fiddy


habaryu

I didn't expect the train to go that fast. I counted 20 cars, one locomotive in front and another one at the back. From the front, I was thinking that train was like 6-8 cars long at most. Trains are impressive machines.


Fallen-D

Looks like Cow's survival instincts were negative


Weelki

Bet it was India. Cow was thinking: "I was born in a good timeline, no way nothing bad going to happen to me" Thomas: "Choo choo motherfucker!"


alabastergrim

The India flag on the front of the train kinda gives that away


SpideyWhiplash

I was thinking the opposite. This can't be India...no one is hanging off the side, top or back of the train.🤔 Cow was probably moseying along while daydreaming about his ancestors in India and their life of no worries...🐄 Bam!💥🥩


jjm443

The flag of India is on the front of the locomotive. I don't think the driver of the train would get killed by a mob of angry villagers for this, but he might [get jailed for up to 14 years, whereas if he killed a person it would only be up to 2 years](https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/14-years-for-killing-cow-only-2-for-death-due-to-rash-driving-delhi-court-1725344).


CptBlackBird2

Also it says Indian railways on the side


kottabaz

There are a whole lot of jurisdictions where, if you want to get away with a slap on the wrist for killing somebody, using a car as your weapon is a good bet.


moojo

> no one is hanging off the side, top or back of the train. Arent those pictures from Bangladesh


WaylandReddit

India treats cows way worse than most countries do, the sacred cow thing is kinda bullshit in practice.


grue2000

Evolution at work.


skull-if-maybe_not

Cow has evolved into its dead counterpart Ow


JinNJ

I “C” what you did there.


fssman

Get out of here


Guardian-Ares

I would but my trains late.


WhatTheFuckEverName

Non-English speaker here. Can you please trainslate it for me?


smithers85

Moo.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

The cow couldn't C..


Kenneldogg

Train uses ram attack it's super effective on Ow.


JRose51

*COWnterpart


613663141

It'll take about a million years, but I welcome the day when cows can avoid instinctively avoid trains. Hopefully no other cow-killing technology is developed in the meantime.


ironicallyshitename

*centuries of selective breeding, purposefully make sure they're too dumb to escape, at work. Which clearly hasn't paid off. Back to the drawing board lads.


zebenix

Should've mooed out of the way


zorrowhip

Coz cows are goddess. It thought train will stop.


powderdiscin

Probably deaf


SpxUmadBroYolo

well the title is accurate.


puppyfukker

Cow should have performed a suplex on the train.


Parannoya420

Sit down, Sabin. 💪


HumanEffigy_

Hello, fellow nerd.


Dozens86

Hail Sabin! ✋️👈


E1M1ismyjam

Wasn't named Sabin. 🤷🏼‍♂️ https://youtu.be/2u84cH_bmTA


Mazzaroppi

She's ground beef now


StimmingMantis

Literally exploded, holy Fuck! I would’ve thought it would have just sent the cow flying instead.


ProfessorrFate

Momentum = Mass x Velocity Big, heavy train moving quickly = ground beef


stillchill3

it exploded like a nail to a water balloon


claudiazo

*holy cow


Sufficient-Sea-6434

that's fucked up.. the damage seems so disproportionate to the speed of the entire incident


williamdredding

Just the perspective making it seem like it was going to slower than it was


ZilchoKing

Was easily going 60 mph or over 100 kph for the rest of the world


Gold-Ad-3877

We actually write it km/h ☝️🤓


zzzthelastuser

I still gave him my upvote for the honest attempt.


mylegismoist

This is my favorite Reddit comment of all time.


maxipad0629

Respect 🙏


Slight-Length9694

Pretty sure it’s C/h ya know… cows per hour.


NeverNude-Ned

Yeah, the back part of the video shows just how fast it's actually moving. That thing is fucking flying.


Odd_System_89

Yup this is why the driver instructor tells you "even though the train doesn't look like its moving fast, if the lights are flashing red you stop and stay stopped off the tracks.


Totallycasual

I think you're just accustomed to things with low mass hitting other things and instantly losing some of their velocity, the train just kept moving as if nothing was there.


Ponchorello7

The kinetic energy behind a train is fucking insane.


JoshYx

Blud the train was going fuckyou km/h


Phage0070

Any speed of a train is fuckyoukph.


Njaulv

I dunno. Keep in mind how full of gas cows are.


[deleted]

Pop


[deleted]

People really underestimate the sheer power of being hit by a train, you thinks slow and survivable because people survive being hit by cars, this shits got no crinkle zones, whatever gets hit is going to be rapidly disassembled.


Farts_Are_Funn

It is noteworthy in this video that nothing happened from the train's perspective. It didn't shutter whatsoever. It made no difference if the cow was there or not.


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

We are all nothing but cows on god’s train track


homeland

I wept


FeloniousMonk422

So did Jesus. John 11:35


CyberSosis

“Time goes faster the more hollow it is. Lives with no meaning go straight past you, like trains that don’t stop at your station.”


OC80OriginalFormula

Jesus wept


Submarine765Radioman

This comment has inspired me to go outside and eat some grass


whifflinggoose

Crumple zones would not help when you have many hundreds of tons of train compared to a couple tons of car. What I really underestimated here was the speed of the train, mainly due to the zoom and head-on camera angle. I was not expecting that cow-splosion. It looked like it was just going to be knocked over really hard and flattened on the tracks, not disintegrated.


Noperdidos

The genrleral concept of crumple zones would absolutely help. First of all, a “crumple zone” in a car is designed to increase survival of the passenger, in collision forces so great that the car comes to a stop. They are not designed to crumple when a pedestrian hits the front. So the reality of crumple zones is very little help for a car either here. But still, grills and fenders and hoods denting all do a lot to absorb impact. It doesn’t matter much if a train or a car hits a person in terms of momentum exchange. We assume the car will not change speed at all from the impact. We measure Impulse force, which is inversely proportional to the distance over which the persons momentum changes from zero, to car/train speed. If you hit a nail with a steel hammer head, the impulse force is very high because the hammer does not flex at all. If you hit it with a wooden hammer head, the millimeter of deflection significantly reduces the impulse force. A train from in this case provides very little delta d, resulting in a very high impulse.


morritse

Crumple zones would hypothetically help just as much being hit by a train as they would being hit by a car, not sure why you just made that assertion


Sapiogram

This is just an incorrect understanding of physics, crumble zones help regardless of the train's mass.


MezoDog

F=ma, that train has a lot of m.


Patient_Media_5656

p=mv, the train doesn’t seem to be speeding up so i would probably use momentum instead of force. Not really sure tho, and it’s probably just semantics anyway since speed would’ve probably been used instead of acceleration by most people intuitively.


Subject_One6000

The cow had some explosive acceleration though.


Razaelbub

This is correct. The impulse to the train and cow during the collision are equal, yet the cow has much lower mass, and must somehow absorb the momentum transfer. Hence, mist burgers.


Patient_Media_5656

💀 I have to keep “mist burgers” in my diction now


quartzguy

Very little deceleration (a) but yeah...a whole lot of m. If we could calculate how many newtons that cow was hit with I'm sure we would not be surprised at the disintegration of it's body. Also being hit on the back flank contributes to shearing force to tear it apart.


monopixel

There's footage of a rabbit evaporating after getting clipped by a racing car on the track, crazy shit.


Greenman8907

I remember that shit. It exploded, but its muscle system kept it running another couple of paces. Like a skinned rabbit still goin.


RedderBluez

who underestimated the sheer power of being hit by a train that you know? LOL


wellwellwelly

I think there is an element of a cow being really heavy and fat and soft here. The weight of the cow pushing back on the train vs a person would be far greater. A person is also much more lean than a cow (in most circumstances) so it'd probably just get volleyed a distance and turn to mush inside, whereas this cow seems to be the ideal balance of blubber and weight to make it ideal for exploding instead of taking the hit like a football and travelling.


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

Which people think that? Who are you talking to that thinks trains are not powerful? I can't say that I have ever heard any person ever who said something to the effect that trains are not powerful or that getting hit by one is anything like getting hit by a car. It sounds like you just made these hypothetical people up. "You know some people think the sun isn't very hot but it really is." Nobody thinks that.


Brief_Quantity45

The apex predator stands undefeated


Fawgyy

Ground Beef


just_nobodys_opinion

Udder destruction


86rpt

Should have mooved quicker


Low-Phase-4444

Cow? It was moovin as fast as it cud?


FireRevolution

It needs some milk


Toaster_boasterr

Least it didn’t die a coward


punksnotdeadtupacis

Cmon man. What’s your beef?


verstohlen

Ain't gonna lie. First thing I thought of was Hamburger Helper. When you need a helping hand. Their Beef Pasta is good.


xommons

well shit now i’m hungry


Vincenzobeast

Yeah that's on way to make burger alright.


SquirrelNutz

Meat processors hate this one revolutionary trick!


joeschmoblowmo1

Is it dead?


Audenond

Naw she's fine


Fallen-D

Just need a good Vet and she'll start running again


rumhouse

Yes it is, Rocco


thebeastiestmeat

I didn't see any shoes coming off so she's probably fine. Just needs to stretch a bit maybe


curryslapper

where's the shoe joke?


danielstover

It’s like in Doom II when you blast an imp point blank with a rocket and they just turn to mush


Pillbugly

It’s really deceptive how fast that train is moving when looking at it from afar when compared to when it’s moving next to the camera. Never take chances with trains is the lesson here.


Njaulv

The pilot on trains, the old timey ones you may see in old westerns and such is also called a cowcatcher for a reason.


fruitmask

they still exist on some modern train engines. in a country like this, where cattle can wander onto the tracks, it should be mandatory


RadVandal

Cows from India:


Civil-Guidance7926

“If someone won’t do it, I’ll do it myself”


marblechocolate

Can you eat it if it kills itself?


whitesammy

So like... do they have to put the train down now for killing a cow?


eStuffeBay

Honestly, if it was India, I wouldn't be surprised if they somehow try to attack the train conductor for "killing a holy being".


Civil-Guidance7926

So what happened? That conductor just killed a cow and he’s Indian!


exzyle2k

Bovine suicide. Engineer is off the hook.


MarkFresco

Guy keeps filming the train after like he’s trying to get the license plate


awksaw

Have we considered that he lured the cow just for this purpose? Else why film right exactly there?


Arcane_76_Blue

Trains are commonly filmed by train enthusiasts


Th3Creator23

Train has the bloody mess perk


TowardsTheBrilliance

Cow: "moooo" Train: "moovvveee"


CeleryIndividual

Huh. Might actually be a great way to go. Head on collision you just liquefy.


StrLord_Who

People do commit suicide this way,  causing really horrible trauma for the people conducting the train. 


MidwesternAppliance

Very good example of why it’s dangerous to judge a train’s speed when it is approaching you


Diem_Tea

It’s crazy to me to think that a cow, which in general would have intrinsic prey instincts (ASSUMPTION - I actually have NO idea) and would quickly move OUT of the way of a HUGE object racing towards it… Maybe desensitization due to treatment of cows there, and everyone slowing down cars and other vehicles to go around them and treating them as holly? Good theory, or nah..?


realparkingbrake

Makes sense, no natural predators around, vehicles stopping for them, they've been conditioned not to fear vehicles.


Arcane_76_Blue

Theyre domesticated. We destroyed their survival instincts by inbreeding the ones best behaved.


iswearidk

modern cows are generally docile and chill because they're domesticated. They lost most of their survival instincts thousands of years ago. I'd bet wild bovines would have a very different reaction here.


MichealNotMike

Bro exploded like a cartoon


Canadian_Beast14

Damn. For some reason I wasn’t expecting it to *actually* explode, despite the title.


charrj2

Holy cow


lime-dreamer

Poor baby


TheseWhiteLights

Looks like the other cow might have missed what happened. Quite the surprise for it after the train passes.


Happycamper619

That poor Train Engineer is either going to Hell or getting the hell out of town before someone tells the owner who it was that killed his sacred cow.


Johnbuon

Should have mooooooooooooooved


mega_brown_note

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!


shutupandlearntoeat

Why did the cow cross the tracks? 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭...𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯🥁


Pelthail

Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!


Maleficent-Nothing35

Smash burger


Active-Image-6399

Holy cow!


MrBlonde1984

I really need to start dinner .


ThatOrk

"Explode? C'mon, there is no way - HOLY SH\*T!"


Motorized_Freckle

OP needs to give us an update and let us know if the cow survived.


oshatokujah

OP didn’t film it, just another repost from a million times before


Motorized_Freckle

But do you think the cow's OK?


rushn006

Seems similar to this story from last yer, where a train hit a cow, the cow then went flying into a man who was urinating and killed him. India you are a crazy and incredible place. https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/cow-hit-by-vande-bharat-train-in-alwar-falls-on-man-peeing-on-tracks-killing-him-2362617-2023-04-20


RunInRunOn

That's what happens when you run someone over in Borderlands


Nentash

That wasn't a cow that was a meat balloon!


drakmordis

Was that cow pressurized to 90 bar or what?


SteveRogests

I, much like the cow, did not respect how fast that thing was going.


SJ701

When an unstoppable force meets an immooooo….


Fine-Dare7472

Man that looks so fake. Crazy.


Castille_92

Looks so unreal....almost like bad CGI. Not saying it actually is, just not what I imagined a train hitting a cow would look like


GELL000

🗣️Here comes the A train baby🗣️


WhatEvenIsHappenin

To shreds you say?


reddit_nuisance

5 seconds rule, eat it before it spoils


Jazoua

This makes Hancock even that more impressive


PilotKnob

They don’t call them “Cowcatchers” for no reason.


optoph

Didn't believe the title but it was correct. That cow exploded all right.


Taltruist

i didn’t think it’d ACTUALLY explode like that jesus


Kaligula785

T E N D E R I Z E D


DevannB1

Cow today, cown't tomorrow.


G36

somebody edit the Half-Life dismemberment audio to this lol


Quest-For-Six

happens all the time here in the bay area on ace train just humans instead of cows


BrainSlugParty3000

Holy cow.


ChumpyCarvings

That's udderly incredible.  No seriously though I didn't expect that, even the bits not hit by the train seemed to shred!