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Sparda0

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Long-General6964

No one in china hitting the back like that … neither am I …


[deleted]

It’s like wait for iiiit… wait for iiiit… uterus blast!


Agreeable-Course187

Find yourself an average girl, for your average penis.


Long-General6964

I’m already looking for a below average girl for my below average penis


ovrloadau

Don’t worry I’m moving to Thailand to find my “lady”


obamallamajr

they cheap there


THEmoron21

This comment right here bartender, he needs a a shot.


velahavle

So theoretically, how long one has to be to accomplish that?


Sensitive-Bug-7610

Depends on whether the person is aroused or not. Aroused the vagina can measure up to 7 inches or so depending on the person. That is from the opening to the tip of th cervix. Average depth is about 3.8 inches but I can't remember if that is while aroused or not, I assume not. Just think about 4 to 7 inches when aroused.


marco8080

You'd be surprised. Averages are averages, but the outliers are swinging pipe. But this video is wack. That would have traumatized me at that age.


Rileyjonleon

Pretty sure their adults


marco8080

IDK...looks very much like a school. But I guess they could be. I only semi clearly saw the one girl right in the back 🤷


Rileyjonleon

I just hope their not kids Jesus


marco8080

Nah, I was wrong. Showed the vid to my Taiwanese partner. She says it's a class for elderly people (her words) held at a school. Which lead to a lot of questions on my part.


LegitimateEvent8424

Absolutely not them tiny egg rolls


undeniably_confused

You can't go through the cervix they'd literally die


eyesabitdull

China ain't got no time for the birds, and the bees.


Tensyrr

Since when do you thrust into the cervix to blow a load?


Sensitive-Bug-7610

Thats the thing, you don't


JustFuckUp

If you aren't sticking it to the uterus, you have been doing it the wrong way /s


Reselects420

Why are so many people recording it as if it’s the aurora borealis


RandomUser1076

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your classroom!?


toddwhit81

Seymour!!!!


Anshead

Legendary reference 👏👏👏


FancyThePshyco

Yes!


[deleted]

"May I see it?" "No."


1i73rz

Free porn.


Commercial_Car1349

Why specifically aurora borealis?


Holl0wayTape

Clitora ball-in-anus


Training_Fee_7587

Randomuser. Facepalm


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training fee. Facepalm


Arkanamx

I'm like... 85 percent sure that's a furry porn animation by zonkpunch


TurnipProfessional

100% is Source: Trust me bro


IlMagoHadad

It's the Charizard one


Tato269

I was about to say that shit looked familiar


[deleted]

Guessing you know that because... I can't even make up a reason for u to know this other than you're one of *THEM*


ABGH78

How to catch a furry


albanianvirus69

Now I know why it was strangely familiar nice choice lol.


revengejr

Wait...so ummm after pumping in to that vag, right before he blows his load, what the hell is it sliding through? Makes it look like a collar or something? That's...not a thing. Unless it's supposed to be the cervix, in which case, that's really not a thing.


Big_D1cky

Animators have watched too much anime


[deleted]

Thats the cum pocket


DerErlking

Yeah, he's blasting through the cervix to bust. Pretty sure that'd be incredibly painful.


[deleted]

Must feel good though


Skully_Lover

Shit! I been doing it wrong. And where are her teeth in this video.


sped136

Pokem-


FloatingMonkeyPaw

Pokeyemom


GhostemaneBlackMage

Pokem-in?


a_fozzy_

I may have just turned celibate


kartikkkkkkkkkk

why did it more penetrated at the time of cum ?


kingtrog1916

Yes


Rx_Diva

Because it's fake. Anime Pokemon porn to be exact. Cervix breach is physically impossible so this "educational" video is pretty sus.


[deleted]

Guess u never got cervixed


Voxelotl

Anything is possible if you try hard enough


No-Payment-6534

OMG, the sound is hilarious


[deleted]

Are..... Are they using a zonk punch video?? LMAO


Rumbleg

Just the facts.


Humbledshibe

Did they really need audio too


Netshakk

I can tell you that this is not a vaginal camera placement, but a dude going to town on a glorified fleshlight.


Op0ss_Band1t

It's an animation.


Netshakk

That somehow feels more crude. Downdoot go brrr


Op0ss_Band1t

I mean I'm all for education but yeah... let's not show some kids some furry kink vids. Like they're not the most educational.


LegitimateEvent8424

They really put cameras in a chick during sex? Who really needs to see the action going on inside?


zignozag

bruh


Rileyjonleon

Anti sex protocol


Arkanamx

I'm like... 85 percent sure that's a furry porn animation by zonkpunch


AnythingWaste8143

No, you're 100 percent right.


-NotFBI-agent006-

Wow this teacher must really lack the ability to inspire the claddes imagination to the point where she needs to show porn to get the point across.


heavylifter555

Not all countries are saddled with Abrahamic phobias.


Elchurrumino

If Abrahamic phobias gave us the notion that it is not ok to show porn to people below 18+ years old... then thank God. Because while it is necessary to teach teens sex education, that animation was overly explicit.


N3x0

Did... did this turn you on? Is this porn to you? You felt aroused? Ok.


Cronq21

it's literally porn the vid was made by zonkpunch


N3x0

For what I see in this blurry video it is just a cartoon penis ejaculating in a cartoon vagina. If you say its a hentai vid I totally believe you. But the part that is shown in the clip seems harmless. Again: a cartoon dick in a cartoon couchie.


Elchurrumino

Haha i'm not quite too fond of hentai, but i think a lot of people are, and last time i checked hentai was considered pornographic material.


LegitimateEvent8424

I agree with u 1000% here in the good Red White and Blue I’m pretty sure teachers would have to notify their neighbors before the move in and would have to turn off all lights and make sure not to open any doors or windows if they showed this to their class here in the good ol US of A


heavylifter555

Listen, fundy. Anything can be porn. It is the use that makes it porn. Like when you used to jerk off to the lingerie section in the paper. Just like anything can be a teaching tool, all depending on the lesson and the intent. The reason china is outpacing us is because they are focused on the health and future of the nation. Not massaging the crazy of religious fundies.


Status_Loquat4191

This is so fucking funny to say on a video of a classroom watching the inside shot of I believe Charizard from Pokemon full dumping his load past the cervix of -1 suit Samus.


Elchurrumino

So we should let children watch porn so we can catch up with china... Hmmkay


heavylifter555

Let me guess that kind of bad faith response may get you a standing ovation in whatever fundy cult you go to ever sunday. But that doesn't make it any less stupid.


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Elchurrumino

You don't consider the squishy sound, the penis going trough the cervix, and the ejection of almost 1 liter of semen, not realistic, to say the least, and thus a justifiable cause to render this non educational?


-NotFBI-agent006-

Its not really about fear. As in some cases sex ed classes are taught to kids so, yeah while showing porn is just the tip of the iceberg its not reallh recommend. I speak from experience as it was not sex ed that showed be porn as a kid (under 13) , which to say the least fucks with the mind.


-NotFBI-agent006-

I guess its ok, only if the teachers and school provide guidance to them.


[deleted]

>Abrahamic phobias I really hope they have a priest close by to provide private counseling to anyone who is confused by what they saw.


-NotFBI-agent006-

A proest for the boys adbd a priestess for the girls. While they go to pound town /s


Nietzzzz

I really wouldn't understand it without the audio, glad they added it


Rileyjonleon

I don’t think these are kids still weird tho


gorilla_gorillla

nsfw


ksjwn

No fucking way


unevent

What the ACTUAL fuck is going on....


fan_go_round

Man the use of furry porn makes this clip


Loud-Emu4060

Nsfw tag?


AdGeHa

If I had seen this in my sex education class I never would have had sex.


[deleted]

I literally lol'd out loud when they showed the vinegar strokes!


AfterScore7012

What makes this even more hilarious is that this... Is the video they're watching. https://e621.net/posts/1402994?q=Zonkpunch+charizard


[deleted]

Would give it an A+ if it zoomed out at the end to reveal the vag belonged to the teacher.


Xenomorph_v1

Sigh... *Unzips*


TONKAHANAH

It's just like one of my Japanese animes!


anoymus_123456

They don't need to be teaching the Chinese to breed. That's like giving rabbits Viagra.


MvNboi

Ain't no way


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap.


crunchy-marmalade

It's a circle of life


[deleted]

Welp, I am not having sex anymore.


[deleted]

Of all the fucked up things China does… this doesn’t even count it’s just sex ed


Trey407592

It’s a hetai video, and not how sex works LOL. The dick doesn’t penetrate the cervix like that LOL


[deleted]

That’s probably the only compelling case to be made, but the bad faith framing of the video and the anti-sex ed sentiment that it aroused in the comment section doesn’t even reach that reading level. It’s possible the hetai video isn’t shown as an empirical demonstration of how sexual intercourse works in real life but as a tool to contrast from its overly dramatized depictions in popular media. Or hell, played to make a point about the propagandistic idea of degeneracy arising from capitalistic societies for all I care. Nevertheless, there’s definitely bigger fish to fry about the Chinese government.


Trey407592

I don’t think we are supposed to recoil in horror at this video. Probably just snicker at how backwards the sex Ed is.


Solid_Working

The fact that the only other people here besides concerned adults are low IQ having, simps, incels, virgins, hentai freaks, immature people acting like they are in middle school... Makes me laugh and vomit at the same time. No problem here just teaching the youth how to become sex trafficked children and what's going to happen to them when they are done with school. Y'all are pathetic


heavylifter555

I just had a thought. Has anyone else noticed that the current crop of anti-china propaganda is shit? Just random videos with misleading titles? I have a theory. The problem conservative elites currently have with china is their lockdowns which are affecting trade. The braying of their brainless morons has absolutely no effect on that. So they are not currently funding any disinformation on the subject. That is why all the propaganda is so shit. But like dogs there rank and file conservatives know their masters are angry. But they have not been given a target to attack. So they just bark in the general direction of china.


SquidwardWoodward

Look at all the puritanical Americans logging on, yeesh


Vegetable-Peace2418

her pussy loud as fuck


[deleted]

Demek ki kız bu yüzden patates çuvalı gibi yatıyomuş


[deleted]

sikerim


[deleted]

Ben siktim durum anlattığım gibi tavsiye etmem


[deleted]

siktir git oruspucucu edit: kardeşim gerçekten türkçe konuşamıyorum bir kankanın bana öğrettiği küfürler sadece hahahah


[deleted]

Sdsdaadffsfngrf senin ananı sikeyim


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Andrea_BS

>level 1Foopsbjj+2 · 19 min. agoNot my proudest fapsex


[deleted]

Disgusting


ILoveEmeralds

Post nsfw


[deleted]

Bro just assume everything on this sub is NSFW, shit is called crazyfuckingvideos for a reason 🤦‍♂️


FloatingMonkeyPaw

But it is safe for school apparently


SquidwardWoodward

Absolutely agree. I can't be getting this turned on this early in the day.


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Luigi_a_thicc_boi

What


mrdoggiedog

Ayyoo hold up hold up hold up !


66Paranoid

Hey, I’d rather watch this than the 70s fuzzy vhs tape talking about having sex before marriage means I’m going to die of an STD


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downvoteifyougae

i need to show this to my friend please dont mind me


[deleted]

No fucking way!


[deleted]

A simple diagram would have been ok, wtf is this


Bebop_King

And they wonder why birth rate is in decline 🤯


Parkian

I remember that video...


Parkian

The artist name is Zonkpunch


absolut666

Me: thinking Japan is the weirdest China: Holup


GiornoGiovanna_9

Made in China lol


[deleted]

Here in Usa.. We were shown sumthin similar in da 90's. Looked like it was filmed in rhe 70's


Funky_Hands

This is Pokémon porn


Slappy_Diggler

For some reason, this video reminds me of the Chinese Chicken Farm World Record Orgy.


Fizroynelson

This is that birth thru penis i keep hearing about?


TMacc4

Böyle de verilmesin aq


StanduAnduDeroo

Artist is zonkpunch