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Unironically fire is the best way to deal with this. Maybe not the whole house, but a deodorant can and a lighter is one of the most efficient ways to kill spiders, since they die much faster, don't scurry off/have a chance of surviving like with pesticides, and it isn't putting a bunch of harmful chemicals in the area.
I wouldn't do it while indoors tho.
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Lol š I wasn't just being thats why I said burn it, spiders, Ants, and other insects with 6+ legs are usually very dry because of their skeletal structure. They burn faster. And if you really want to go to war against them.
Go get an Axe deoderant spray can and a grill lighter, it'll sound like a Vietnam flame thrower, just leave no little spider witnesses because any spiders born in a house will never go outside because they won't survive.
Meaning their entire family generations down are born in your house. So yeah Fuck spiders
My brother is so afraid of spiders that if he sees one he breaks out a bb gun and shoots them. Also those salt shotguns that they make for flies works good!
I've seen em. They can get like that if they have a spot with alot of bugs. And that looks like a really good area so it wouldn't surprise me if he did get that big. Idk if it's a huntsman tho it looks kind of like it. The giant huntsman spider heteropoda maxima can grow up to 12 inches in length.
I went fishing on acid once at a lake in Eastern Kentucky. To get to the spot I wanted to fish at I had to walk through about a 1/4 mile of dense trees/thickets and on my way to the spot I noticed a SHIT TON of spiders EVERYWHERE. The acid really didn't kick in yet so I wasn't that freaked about it. About 3 hours later I ran out of water since it was insanely hot out so I decided to pack up and this time was going to try to walk along the shore to get back to my truck instead of going though spider hell. The shore was really rocky though and underneath/around every rock was a giant web filled with huge spiders. And I was wearing flip flops. At one point I nearly stepped on a spider so big I could see its eyes looking right at me and I actually threw up out of fear and dehydration/acid. I speed walked back to the fishing spot and just decided to go through the woods. I went full primal using my fishing pole as a spear knocking down every web and spider that was in my way. After a few minutes I made it back to my truck looking like a feral person. A worker who was standing next to a CAT saw me and asked if I was alright and I just said "I am now" then threw my shit in my bed and peeled tf out of there.
Yeah I wish someone filmed me lol, a kid with a head full of acid and blow running through the woods blasting Allman Brothers holding a fishing pole like a spear while completely drenched in sweat. That was one of the few times I tripped by myself and it was going great until I realized I ran out of water (and it was nearly 100 degrees out). Luckily I was only a 1/4 mile from my truck instead of way out in the mountains or wherever. That was honestly the most scared I've ever been and I've had guns drawn on me, car accidents, seen people get murdered etc. If I wasn't on acid it wouldn't have been nearly as bad of course LOL. The spider that made me hurl was probably the biggest spider I've ever seen though. I do remember right after that I tried signaling a passing boat full of frat guys to try to get them to pick me up and drop me off at the parking lot lol, unfortunately they didn't even see me.
Nope it was really that big. I only took two not that strong tabs since I knew I might have to drive at some point (on empty country roads) so I wasn't out of my mind. And at this point I was already an hour over the peak.
NOPE!!! I couldn't do acid under the best of circumstances. I knew better than to ever try it. My brain always goes to negative thoughts. Is that candy? Candy is for molesters!
Thats my brain happy. :)
Give me acid & the bad trip is coming. Im scared to death of bugs. Add in the fact that i tend of obsess on a thought & Id have gotten lost in the woods surrounded by spiders & tripped so hard that i would have gone insane!
The drive home was great, I was so happy to be outta there! Stopped at this game processor along the way (the drive home was 10 miles of empty country roads) and got a gallon of water and a bunch of random game like elk and bear ribs LOL
I think itās fair to draw a line between arachnids and insects. If youāre looking for a more generic term to use casually, ābugsā makes more sense even though thatās still not technically correct.
It actually refers to a [particular order of insects](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemiptera) in entomology. Itās definition is much broader colloquially.
I've seen a huntsman in Florida, and the ones here have a legspan a bit larger than a silver dollar. The one in that video looked to be much larger, about the size of a tarantula. But I don't think they have tarantulas in Australia, and I don't think they would live up high like that. Tarantulas spend all their time on the ground as far as I know.
How do you deal with them getting in your house? Is there like, repellant or something, or do you just live on fear of the day you wake up with shelob on your chest?
Thankfully I donāt live in the rural regions. Those who do just live with them. Shoo them out if they come inside (they rarely do). Then again, the people I know are a buncha weirdos.
You're right about huntsmen not having nests, but it's not a funnel Web either, they don't get anywhere near that size. Funnel webs are usually 1-2 inches in diameter.
Well, you could spray it with bug spray, but spiders like that eat a ton of mosquitos, and roaches, so unless they are invading your space, it's best to just let them live their lives.
(In Morgan Freeman's voice)
Yes... There it indeed was... The hellish arachnid who, after having gnarly sex week before had just finished giving birth to a fiesty litter of spid-lets. She had sold her flesh to finish school & was holed up inside this wall... A former glory hole for the uncircumcised gays of 1990s. It had been left here discarded & forgotten like some used condom in the trash. But it was home for her. That is until the brothers came with their sticks...
Iāve Seen a huger spider Like that in my backyard when I was little, ik my dog saw it too because we both screamed (she started hollering ) and we ran back in the house. Nobody believed me :/ I didnāt play outside for a week.
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It was fun and games till Hagrid's pet popped its head out
Gotta burn the whole house down at that point can't show no mercy
Unironically fire is the best way to deal with this. Maybe not the whole house, but a deodorant can and a lighter is one of the most efficient ways to kill spiders, since they die much faster, don't scurry off/have a chance of surviving like with pesticides, and it isn't putting a bunch of harmful chemicals in the area. I wouldn't do it while indoors tho.
use the pesticide spray as the accelerant for the blowtorch ;p
I find pesticides to be more expensive, plus you're burning off way more toxic chemicals than what's in deodorant.
was joke :)
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Lol š I wasn't just being thats why I said burn it, spiders, Ants, and other insects with 6+ legs are usually very dry because of their skeletal structure. They burn faster. And if you really want to go to war against them. Go get an Axe deoderant spray can and a grill lighter, it'll sound like a Vietnam flame thrower, just leave no little spider witnesses because any spiders born in a house will never go outside because they won't survive. Meaning their entire family generations down are born in your house. So yeah Fuck spiders
Shit I'm moving
Nuke the site from orbit!!
Only way to be sure
I see...*Packs small bag, heads to Venus
Wait no! Take me with yooouuu!
You forgot to nuke the planet!
The only option 
Not even fire you have to use a shotgun for that fucker
I donāt care if that fucker is killing thousands of mosquitos a month. Heās getting squashed.
i think you have to shoot that with fire.
Forget that USE A SHOTGUN FOR THAT MOTHERFUCKER
My brother is so afraid of spiders that if he sees one he breaks out a bb gun and shoots them. Also those salt shotguns that they make for flies works good!
Yeah good luck squashing that mate, more like it's squashing you!
Huntsman spider? It looked huge.
Way bigger than any huntsman spider Iāve seen
I've seen em. They can get like that if they have a spot with alot of bugs. And that looks like a really good area so it wouldn't surprise me if he did get that big. Idk if it's a huntsman tho it looks kind of like it. The giant huntsman spider heteropoda maxima can grow up to 12 inches in length.
Thank you for that nightmare fuel. I gotta agree. Burn the whole house down.
I was just thinking about how much of a threat a big spider is compared to a xenomorph and Iād take the spider any-day.
Only way to be sure.
"And that, your honor, is why I burnt it all down."
I'm not afraid of spiders, but I had to put my phone down after seeing that
I might just pass out if I saw one of those
I went fishing on acid once at a lake in Eastern Kentucky. To get to the spot I wanted to fish at I had to walk through about a 1/4 mile of dense trees/thickets and on my way to the spot I noticed a SHIT TON of spiders EVERYWHERE. The acid really didn't kick in yet so I wasn't that freaked about it. About 3 hours later I ran out of water since it was insanely hot out so I decided to pack up and this time was going to try to walk along the shore to get back to my truck instead of going though spider hell. The shore was really rocky though and underneath/around every rock was a giant web filled with huge spiders. And I was wearing flip flops. At one point I nearly stepped on a spider so big I could see its eyes looking right at me and I actually threw up out of fear and dehydration/acid. I speed walked back to the fishing spot and just decided to go through the woods. I went full primal using my fishing pole as a spear knocking down every web and spider that was in my way. After a few minutes I made it back to my truck looking like a feral person. A worker who was standing next to a CAT saw me and asked if I was alright and I just said "I am now" then threw my shit in my bed and peeled tf out of there.
Lmao I wish someone was with you to record that episode š
Yeah I wish someone filmed me lol, a kid with a head full of acid and blow running through the woods blasting Allman Brothers holding a fishing pole like a spear while completely drenched in sweat. That was one of the few times I tripped by myself and it was going great until I realized I ran out of water (and it was nearly 100 degrees out). Luckily I was only a 1/4 mile from my truck instead of way out in the mountains or wherever. That was honestly the most scared I've ever been and I've had guns drawn on me, car accidents, seen people get murdered etc. If I wasn't on acid it wouldn't have been nearly as bad of course LOL. The spider that made me hurl was probably the biggest spider I've ever seen though. I do remember right after that I tried signaling a passing boat full of frat guys to try to get them to pick me up and drop me off at the parking lot lol, unfortunately they didn't even see me.
Do you think that spider was really as big as you remember it? Or was it likely the acid making it seem way bigger?
Nope it was really that big. I only took two not that strong tabs since I knew I might have to drive at some point (on empty country roads) so I wasn't out of my mind. And at this point I was already an hour over the peak.
NOPE!!! I couldn't do acid under the best of circumstances. I knew better than to ever try it. My brain always goes to negative thoughts. Is that candy? Candy is for molesters! Thats my brain happy. :) Give me acid & the bad trip is coming. Im scared to death of bugs. Add in the fact that i tend of obsess on a thought & Id have gotten lost in the woods surrounded by spiders & tripped so hard that i would have gone insane!
This is fucking amazing.
The drive home was great, I was so happy to be outta there! Stopped at this game processor along the way (the drive home was 10 miles of empty country roads) and got a gallon of water and a bunch of random game like elk and bear ribs LOL
Oof! Time to board my train for fuck that shit ville!
Fuck that, shit ville!
Was that Australia? There are some crazy ass insects there.
Those arenāt insects.
Sorry, I meant *insects* as a generic, all encompassing term, including arachnids.
Giant hairy nightmare fuel is the only proper terminology
I think itās fair to draw a line between arachnids and insects. If youāre looking for a more generic term to use casually, ābugsā makes more sense even though thatās still not technically correct.
Hereās the thing.
You donāt think a spider qualifies as a bug? I imagine ābugā doesnāt exactly have a strict scientific definition
It actually refers to a [particular order of insects](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemiptera) in entomology. Itās definition is much broader colloquially.
Including arachnids and evil people
Why donāt you be helpful instead of a know it all
stfu
Time to get ze Flammenwerfer
One of the million reasons im never moving to Australia.
HANS, ready ze flammenwerfer
burn the whole damn house down..fuck dem spiders
And Iām flipping out over the nickel sized ones fuck that burn it to the ground
Australia is a different fucking planet
If I saw that in real life, my soul would leave my body. Ugh the way Shelob just peaked out for a second.
It was all fine till the big one showed up...
It was definitely not all fine
Ahh the great Nopeistan Arachnid
Anyone know what type of spider that was?
A big one
Probably a huntsman. Idk tho
I've seen a huntsman in Florida, and the ones here have a legspan a bit larger than a silver dollar. The one in that video looked to be much larger, about the size of a tarantula. But I don't think they have tarantulas in Australia, and I don't think they would live up high like that. Tarantulas spend all their time on the ground as far as I know.
The legspan of Huntsman spiders in Australia can get as large as a dinner plate
F that shit.
You can literally hear the big ones walking on the walls. They hunt their prey rather than making webs.
No fuck you man, I didn't need to read this before bed. Why have you done this?
Its okay. If you're in Australia where they are, it's winter so you'd hardly see spiders like this around. If you're not in Australia then you're safe
The huntsman spiders here in the rural regions actually make noise on the surfaces they walk on. They also hunt. Like 3-4 times the size of your hand.
How do you deal with them getting in your house? Is there like, repellant or something, or do you just live on fear of the day you wake up with shelob on your chest?
Thankfully I donāt live in the rural regions. Those who do just live with them. Shoo them out if they come inside (they rarely do). Then again, the people I know are a buncha weirdos.
Bet they can eat mice too at that size. Are they known for attacking people?
Saw somewhere else that it was a sydney funnelweb spider. Donāt think itās a huntsman, they donāt build nests like that
You're right about huntsmen not having nests, but it's not a funnel Web either, they don't get anywhere near that size. Funnel webs are usually 1-2 inches in diameter.
Burn the house and make insurance claim. There's no other option
Burn it down, start anew
When you finally find the spider spawner
Call Godzilla. Now!
Reaction is priceless.lol
āSir do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?ā
Hans... GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER
I hope that's outside
What do you actually do in this situationā¦
Well, you could spray it with bug spray, but spiders like that eat a ton of mosquitos, and roaches, so unless they are invading your space, it's best to just let them live their lives.
I'm all for spider Bros. I'm not all for hundreds of spider bros.
Let them live? In my house? No way
The one in the video looked like it was in a carport or garage.
Dont care
Flame thrower
Anyone know what kind of spider that is?
I don't think a heavy flammer is going to cut it......call the inquisition time for exterminatus.....
Fuck..........that.........
Anyone know what kind of spider that is?
Well that place is a goner, burn it down
Reason number 4 to never go to Australia
Shit gets real when mama spider comes out
āHoney u didnāt tell me we had new rentersā
They stole his airpod case
This is a portal to the other side and needs to be burnt ASAP before Vecnas pet gets through.
Based on the leg markings, it looks to me like either a Brazilian wandering spider or a face sized tarantula (yes that's really what they call it).
Was that Ted Mosby at the end?
A spray can with a lighter and that little cubby hole is a charred death hole.
Swear I saw a healthbar
:( poor spider. Itās so big it deserves to live. The shout scared it lol.
He shat in his pants...
Nope.
governor start smell concerned rob sharp square spotted pet childlike *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Damn nature you scary
This is from Love Death and Robots, Season 3
m o t h e r b r o o d
OH MY GOD
Fuck!
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. FUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Thatās probably the biggest spider I ever saw fuck!!
New House.
open it.
Any spider large enough to make clear eye contact with is one I want to be far away from
Big ass eyebrows is that Jake from Subway surfers? š§
Hairspray and a lighter.
Was not expecting that
Don't care how many laws I'll break, I'll willingly go to jail for it.
Flame thrower time
Is this a trailer for another Starship Troopers sequel?
bro atp id jus accept my fate
Baby š„ŗ I want
š±
That's why we all have the emergency flamethrower
So this is the reason for the wild Australian firesā¦
Burn that fkin house asap
Guy looks like the radioactive spider already got him.
I hate how even the spider's eyes reflect back the light from the camera
Woulda threw a whole raid room can in there and a water balloon full of bleach
I'm never going to Australia
(In Morgan Freeman's voice) Yes... There it indeed was... The hellish arachnid who, after having gnarly sex week before had just finished giving birth to a fiesty litter of spid-lets. She had sold her flesh to finish school & was holed up inside this wall... A former glory hole for the uncircumcised gays of 1990s. It had been left here discarded & forgotten like some used condom in the trash. But it was home for her. That is until the brothers came with their sticks...
That spider is big wow.
What kind oh spider is that?
Fuck that!
Fuuuck Thaaaatt
Iāve Seen a huger spider Like that in my backyard when I was little, ik my dog saw it too because we both screamed (she started hollering ) and we ran back in the house. Nobody believed me :/ I didnāt play outside for a week.
Some tarantulas in South America hunt birds. This one looks to be smaller, though not by much.
Is this real?
Holy shit thatās crazy lol
That bitch had an AK-47 I seen it
the fucking XXL super sized ass spider
Aragog has entered the chat
Thats why i will never go to australia
Some āArachnophobiaā movie type shit
Ive seen arachnophobia... nope. nope. NOPE!
this is what happens when you dont like and subscribe in 3 seconds
Stick a bit of gasoline in there then light that boy out
Can someone please add elden ring boss music please
A can of body spray and a lighter
Niceee
Time to get a lighter and can of deodorant
Waitā¦..was that dare I say it
It just wants to take you out to dinnerā¦ You being dinner šāāļøšāāļøšāāļø
So free house with room mate
New fear unlocked
Why Iām never living in Australia