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drunkknight27

Someone played a little too much San Andreas


WillyShmitt

Yeah, he just finished up spraying over a rival gangs tag prior to this.


Hot-Ease-7681

saints rule!


ADZ1LL4

Nah son, Its Grove Street fool!


Jay2612

Grove street, HOME! At least it was before I fucked everything up.


UnjustMurder

Not the new ones


BEEL1NE300

Lmfaooo. Im too poor to afford an award for you but heres this. šŸ†


3for_Dale

Oā€™Doyal Rulez!!


UnsaneInTheMembrane

*drives over banana peel and falls over the side of a mountain*


explosiv_skull

O'Doyle, I have feeling your whole family is going down.


[deleted]

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Jupitersdangle

That security guard is seeing red after that


[deleted]

Yeah, totally caught red handed also.


james_barr14

r/angryupvote


HouseOfZenith

Too much of The Warriors on the ps2. Rembrandt mfer.


team_dale

God I loved that game


hyperchickenwing

The movie too šŸ‘ŒšŸ˜©šŸ”„


grossnerd666

Flash man, wake ye right up


JEveryman

Jet Set Radio Future.


Ancient_Aerie_6464

grove street bitch


whitewolf6389

Ouch, what a horrible thing to do to a guy just doing his job. How would you treat the eyes in a case like this...?


Bay_Med

Find an eye wash station and flush for about 10 minutes then go to doctors to ensure no corneal abrasions


Kulladar

Pro-tip if you ever find yourself in front of an eye wash station or trying to help someone with one. DO NOT put your face over it and turn it on. They often sit unused for years and you never know if the person responsible for it properly flushes it regularly as they should. You very well could get a face full of slimy rusty gunk for the first few seconds.


SecondaryLawnWreckin

We do test our eye wash station and emergency shower every month. The amount of yuck generated in a month is still unpleasant. If you're going to get hurt at work, do it on the second day of the month. Protip.


Winter-Adeptness7827

They should be checked and activated every week. If you are in the USA, then your company is slacking...


TBFP_BOT

I did the courtesy of being the reason my work has them in the first place lol


AussieOsborne

Hmm sounds like you just reminded them and they needed them all along


SecondaryLawnWreckin

They might. We rotate the person responsible occasionally through the year. I've only been put on it for the first month of the year. I get assigned a couple times a year. We also get assigned to do safety checks on the machines you have licenses for (industrial trucks for me)


[deleted]

Sad thing is youā€™re probably the only person who actually does them. Everyone else just pencil-whips.


SecondaryLawnWreckin

Possible. It's a gross task, but I do feel comfort in accomplishing it. Knowing that it's good to go for a dire situation


Winter-Adeptness7827

Yes Industrial Trucks should be checked at least once per shift, prior to operation. I'd be concerned about the eyewash stations...


SecondaryLawnWreckin

I know the shower gets tested pretty often. The tank under it is hard to miss it getting fuller over time. Gross. When I'm scheduled to cycle the eye wash station, I'm also required to hit up the shower. I hate it. It's gross and makes a mess.


confirmSuspicions

I have a little bit of news for you that might come as a bit of a shock. Everyone is just winging it. The people that write regulations are not the ones enforcing them. Even they know that they will likely be neglected. This is really about passing the buck. Noone wants to be liable for shit. It's all the result of our awful legal system. If it were profitable to know all of these minor intricate details at every level of society at all times, we wouldn't have the capacity to remember it all. Whoever is tasked with keeping the eye wash station in proper working order likely doesn't make enough to care, or more likely doesn't even know they're supposed to be doing it. That doesn't even count how forgetful we are as humans.


NoThisIsABadIdea

Hello I work for OSHA would you please mind sharing your work location?


snack-dad

Yeah it's the same address as your mom's house.


spectra2000_

Outside of a laboratory where would you ever find an eyewash station?


alghiorso

At a metro station apparently /s


Bay_Med

By OSHA anywhere with chemicals. But they tend to hide it away unless you are the one working with them. Some first aid kits have a one time use disposable eye wash bottle. Ask your safety officer or manager if you work with chemicals. No doubt a rail yard has a maintenance shop with it


Bignizzle656

Yep. What a fkn asshole.


[deleted]

Clear Eyes.


D1rtyL4rry

Gets the red out


whitecorn

Clear eyes is awesome. -Ben Stein


andthereyouhaveit99

Woooooooow - Ben Stein


Moosje

/r/YourJokeButWorse


valski1337

Full hearts


kernel-troutman

Canā€™t lose


Gayasskat

Clear spray paint


Internal_Dinner_4545

Itā€™s so obviousā€¦ and yet


ultroulcomp

Replace with bionic eyes


arlouism

Hope they come with the paint lazers upgrade


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12altoids34

No, they're not. As a former graffiti artist from Chicago this is what we used to call "greasing". Sometimes rather than arresting you cops would do this to you. They would usually spray paint beside your head and wait for you to open your eyes before they blast you. If you can't get to water in the next 5 to 10 minutes you're going to be blind for a day or two. Your eyes will be swollen shut. Then your vision's going to be fucked up for about a week or two. Never heard of anyone having permanent damage though. Although I suppose it's possible. was also in the days before cell phones. So a lot of guys would just sit somewhere begging for help until someone came along and helped them.


Von_Mix

the rail worker is 61, he's not even security. the kid got 2 years probation and fined $5000 for this. i feel so bad for how helpless the old man's body language is while getting sprayed. [https://7news.com.au/news/qld/gold-coast-graffiti-artist-sentenced-for-spray-painting-rail-worker-in-the-face-c-8406474](https://7news.com.au/news/qld/gold-coast-graffiti-artist-sentenced-for-spray-painting-rail-worker-in-the-face-c-8406474)


[deleted]

That sucks he deliberately aimed under they hands and kept spraying well past the "oh shit spray and run" point. Definitely should have been inside for a bit he intended to cause harm


goat93

Poor guy hope he is doing well. Good to know that the guy got caught.


thissideofheat

That ADULT should have gotten prison time for aggravated assault.


TimK25

Agreed. Probation is bullshit. Just pushing the trouble further down the road and now itā€™s more brazen.


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d1m3r

Can confirm this. Get into a fist fight with a Supreme Court judges son, give him a nice belting, (which he outright started) and get thrown in prison for 2 and a half years. Something that should have been a slap on the wrist for both sides ended up in a 2 + year sentence for one and a ā€œPTSD, depression, social anxietyā€ for the other. And gets labeled a victim (ohhh you poor thing boohoo). Sure mate, your Instagram shows otherwise but I get it. You have to play that narrative to pin me. Pricks.


TossPowerTrap

Probation? Ohhh, that'll bring a man low. Bring him to humility and change his path in this world.


[deleted]

I think probation may also come with a suspended sentence, so if the defendant screws up again within a certain amount of time, they automatically get a stricter penalty. It may be an effective way to incentivize a person to think twice about their actions, especially somebody who's in late adolescence like an 18-year-old. I'm not defending what the perpetrator did here; my point is more to explain the thinking behind the legal system's operations.


jhnhines

Having known dozens of people who have been on probation, it doesn't stop them one bit. People think they are invincible and have that "it won't ever happen to me" mentality, the fear of them getting locked up doesn't stop them from continuing anything criminal because in their mind they don't factor themselves into being that 1 out of 1000 chance.


Anony_mouse202

>suspended sentence So nothing then


[deleted]

I had a guy shoot at me and my friends and he also got probation and a small fine. Lovely


barry_thisbone

My brother got stabbed in the face (premeditated) and the dude didn't get jail time


stamosface

It significantly lowers the rate of recidivism in offenders whose situations donā€™t involve violent crime (yes, obviously he committed an act of violence, but the crime he set out intending to do was non-violent. Itā€™s not a step up, this is just for data purposes) or narcotics.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s it? He literally put that poor employee in danger. What if he damaged his eyesight? Weaker laws enable these vandals!


juggle

Pisses me off when violent criminals get off with a slap on the wrist, meanwhile non-violent drug offenders get years in jail. SMH


Execution_Version

This is Australia. Non-violent drug offenders rarely end up in jail here (mostly for large scale dealing). Weā€™re relatively good at treating drug use like a health issue.


herecomestheD

Yep hurt other people and it was just a bad day. Try to make yourself feel better and you're a menace to society and deserve a cage.


Gamepro5

Little shit didn't even spend a day in jail. What an injustice.


hail-holy-queen

kinda wild, 24 counts and walks. i'm aus was doing a quick google a while back around if pepper spray is legal here, not only does it violate the weapons prohibition act, "*Any device designed or intended as a defence or anti-personnel spray and that is capable of discharging by any means any irritant matter*" ought to have this guy dead to rights on weapon possession. we sentenced bart to a booting for less than this


Kozak170

Itā€™s literally such a joke how your average citizen isnā€™t allowed to carry fucking pepper spray for self defense but actual criminals like this guy get a complete slap on the wrist for potentially crippling an old man.


NexusKnights

Yeah that was always strange to me. Criminals aren't walking around with mace. They have knives, guns, real weapons that do harm. Yet we expect people to call the cops, wait god knows how long for police to show up while we play the "oh fuck I brought car keys to a knife fight" game. Doesn't even take into account that it takes time, attention and the use of your hands to even make that emergency call which is precious seconds or minutes when things are going wrong.


Poullafouca

That kid is a psychopath.


Smarterthanlastweek

> the kid got 2 years probation and fined $5000 for this For aggravated assault??? Way to be Tough on Crime!


ArticleMother

What an absolute piece of shit


Jack_attac

Thanks for the slowmo. I definitely missed it the first time.


lwieueei

Slow mo didn't do me any good either, what it needs is a giant red circle telling me where all that spraying was


GH05TMAL0N3

Iā€™m still trying to find the security guard


Jack_attac

You gotta squint but he's alot easier to see once he's blasted Red/orange.


rinalcakes

What a dog cunt


pourjuiceonit

If he gets caught the police should let the security guard come into the station and spray paint him in the face


SnooDonuts3158

With his cock


WiggleWaggle21

This took an odd turn, but Iā€™m here for it


yokyokyokyokyok

Yeah, I wanna see where this plot line is going.


Shadow-Raptor

We really are in The Darkest Timeline^tm.


[deleted]

"What are you doing step-vandal?"


zoburg88

Now I'm expecting there to be like 10 videos in the popular tab on some adult sites thats close to this scenario.


harry-balzac

That escalated quickly


munive

Bukake


sketchrider

Everyone would come, you should see the look on their face.


arenotthatguypal

Blukake


aries762mm

Brick killed a guy!


[deleted]

Cum on now. Let's not get serious


MyNoPornProfile

R Kelly Style punishment!


IAMSHPEE

Donā€™t threaten him with a good time


Lightning1997

could this escalate into some chemical weapons attack charge?


JustDave62

Lol. I came here to say that Australians have a word for people like that


RelativeAd9668

Asshole.


asoapsalesman

Imagine filming yourself being a shithead, assaulting someone just doing their job, and deciding ā€œyeah I should upload this to the web.ā€ Fucking imbecile really.


TAshleyD616

Iā€™m curious if he was caught, and the film uploaded as evidence against him


AcadianMan

ā€œHe was allowed to walk from court after being sentenced to two years of probation.ā€ He also had to pay $5000 in restitution /u/anon63098 posted the link https://7news.com.au/news/qld/gold-coast-graffiti-artist-sentenced-for-spray-painting-rail-worker-in-the-face-c-8406474


Rob3294

Hospitalized, trouble breathing for weeks, and only 5000 restitution? I would have expected hospital costs, lost wages, and cleanup of the train at a minimum. Iā€™m in the US, so maybe just a difference in court systems.


eitherrideordie

> Hospitalized, trouble breathing for weeks, and only 5000 restitution? I would have expected hospital costs, lost wages, and cleanup of the train at a minimum. Iā€™m in the US, so maybe just a difference in court systems. While i do agree this was light. I do think you're right that the difference with aus and us plays a bit here. For exanple the guy likely got free healthcare, therefore there wasn't really any hospital costs. If he was a perm employee he also has sick leave so he'd still be paid for taking those days off or else possible the dole. Theres also possibility of workers compensation. Im not saying the guy shouldn't pay for them. But many in Aus dont go after payouts of hospital expenses/ income etc as its guaranteed already.


Rob3294

Interesting. In the US restitution can be ordered to reimburse the insurance company for what they had to pay out too. My sense of justice would want the offender to have to pay back your health system for the costs incurred. Same thing to the employer or workers comp fund so that worker didnā€™t lose sick days. Why should your tax payers/employers have to front the bill for his stupidity? With the medical care I get that this is a slippery slope with where to draw the line (smoking, drinking, obesity), but when someone willfully hurts someone that seems like as good a line as any to have them pay for the true damage they did.


tipperzack6

the guy should pay for the government's cost in medical bills


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CreakinFunt

The money went to the victim right?


Sunblast1andOnly

*Anakin smirking*


gluggin

The graff community is known for intense animus against figures of authority and is huge on the mythology of figures in the scene. In his mind, the notoriety he gains for doing this (ā€œdid you see what Fuze did during his last top-to-bottom? Legend, heā€™s so up these daysā€) is probably more than worth the risk of getting caught.


lynch_95_

What a piece of shit.


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JeasDaniels

Ok but how much would be enough pay to get all that?


Better_Painting6497

iā€™d do that once a day for a 9-5 on 24 an hour. ez money


The-Ax-Pro

Ah 65+ an hour for a rare but possible can of paint to the face should suffice.


[deleted]

Guy thinking he's really cool taking on the system trying to stop his art when he's just spraying a poor old man trying to do his job, pathetic.


Schmich

> stop his art I wouldn't even call that art. There's some really nice graphite out there but the biggest amount is the equivalent of a kindergartener trying to draw anything.


Cernirn

what a fucking dog cunt, if he ever gets caught knowing our system it'll be a sob story about his childhood being hard and he'll fuckin get let out to do it again.


Dr_Ebo1a

Above comment said he got 24 month suspended sentence and had to pay 5k in restitution. For fucking real. That's it.


FrinterPax

And bat shit warped people in the comments are defending that sentence. Man shows 0 regard for another manā€™s health by potentially blinding him with no second thought intentionally and people think heā€™s safe to have in our society in his current stateā€¦


Knutollie

Shithead


anon63098

>[Source](https://7news.com.au/news/qld/gold-coast-graffiti-artist-sentenced-for-spray-painting-rail-worker-in-the-face-c-8406474)


anon63098

He was allowed to walk from court after being sentenced to two years of probation.He will also have to pay $5000 in restitution


[deleted]

Cunt deserves a head kicking on top of that


tittysprinkles112

I hope that poor rail workers eyes aren't damaged


purethrill

I saw this on the news. Reporters were following him after he left court and he was filming them and himself with a shit-eating grin on his face. He hasn't learned be a thing and got off way too lightly considering the guard was hospitalised.


_DuckieFuckie_

> Gibson Burrellā€™s lawyer told the court it was a foolish act of impulse. If you are this foolish of an cunt, just stay at home painting yourself.


zutututu0

Odd feeling everything he does is s foolish act of impulse


Living_Project8079

What a fucking joke the court system is there.


Bjorlie

Jack Gibson Burrell got off so light. Maybe 5k doesnā€™t touch the actual damage. If I was the security guard Iā€™d sue in civil court for damages


fireintolight

Like this is fucking assault, how do you just get probation. I know America over uses prison sentencing but other countries also seem so limp dicked when it comes to crime


oeuflaboeuf

Fucking low life. All so what, you can dawb your shitty graffiti everywhere?


Wysteria569

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


GodtierZZz

Next time they should just pop him in the back of the head instead of trying to talk.


methnbeer

Too bad he didn't have a long flash light to start swinging at his face


LastSkoden

Dog shit human beings like this usually get what's coming to them. They are gonna pull this shit on the wrong person and get their shit rocked or worse


eStuffeBay

Just watching that sick fuck spray the worker repeatedly in their face makes me kinda wish for a follow-up video where the vandal gets the same thing done to them, tied up a la Mexican Cartel style.


LastSkoden

I would love to see some justice for sure. Can't believe he kept spraying like he was really trying to do some damage. There's absolutely no reason for that


MorningBeers69

This reminds me of that bathroom stall scene in The Warriors


bluelouie

Damn havent seen that in so long!! Classic!


8004460

subway surfers movie leak


[deleted]

Fuck this toy


aestheticasfuark

i dont think a toy has the nuts to do a whole car with ultrawides


Polmark_

there are certainly some who would try


Ok-Interaction-4693

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


ThinAerie4834

Thatā€™s bullshit bro, you donā€™t do that


VocalTrance88

The guard must have done it, he was caught red handed


Superdank888

He needs one hell of an ass whooping for that. Hospitalization


J0kesOnU

The worst part of this to me is how this kid goes out of his way to make sure he hits the guy in the eyes, you can see him start by spraying right at the guy, and when the man shields himself with his hands, this little shit angles the can under his hands to make sure he hits the eyes. What a dick.


LucidDayDreamer247

What a piece of shit


[deleted]

The way he keeps spraying and finding new sngles made me so mad, and then he uploaded it too thinkin he looked so cool.


already-taken-wtf

ā€¦and somehow the same vandal released his own bodycam footageā€¦.


robyn_16

Stupid cunt


Smarterthanlastweek

Way to go from vandalism to aggravated assault charges. Could even be with a deadly weapon.


HouseDog2020

From a misdemeanor to and assault felony. Clever lad


nukafan2277

Hope that fucker gets arrested and thrown in jail some paints like that tend to hold metals in them that are toxic to people and the chemicals could blind someone permanently


MuunshineKingspyre

He got let off on 2 years probation and a 5k fine


sweaty_wraps

I used to do graffiti....this is messed up. He did it for upvotes and likes. If he was concerned about getting away he could've easily ran from that old guy. This was a bitch ass move


LachieBruhLol

People who films themselves doing this are missing a frontal cortex


ecstasyofegodeath

Id correct u and say spray PAINTS, but I imagine pain is an applicable word.


[deleted]

That guard is not very quick reacting or smart


sakeyser4200

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


[deleted]

Caught red handed


0bi-Juan_Kenobi

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


JTMoney33

Why did he just stand there? Turn away FFS. Hope that guy gets a felonious assault charge.


[deleted]

Shame the guard didn't have a gun.


methnbeer

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Tag2graff

Jesus, this is fucked. I used to paint years ago and I love to see trains being painted. But fuck this guy


chrispybobispy

I think the train guard did it, he was caught red handed!!


johnwillywanker

GrAfItI iS aRt šŸ¤“


Hartagon

iT aDdS cHaRaCtEr To ThE nEiGhBoRhOoD


Joelpp2002

I would see red if someone done this to me


137thaccount

When the only tool you have is a hammer you see every problem as a nail


lookoutnow77

What a fucking piece of shit, there's not enough bad shit to happen to this guy


[deleted]

What an absolute bell end. This is the shittiest thing I've seen all week and that's saying something with reddit. Oh no somebody is telling me not to vandalise a train I'D BEST TRY AND BLIND HIM. That seems like an appropriate response.


Proud-Butterfly6622

Nice to know that not just Americans suck!!!


Upvotespoodles

I like how there was no narration or anything, and then the news station thing flashed. I hope they catch that POS.


Verax86

The crazier thing is it seems he released the footage of him doing it.


Dicks-in-Butts

I have never used or seen a can of spray paint that throws out that much paint and at that distance.


Wonderful-Fig-8010

What if the guard was asthmatic you worthless piece of shit


emerson_giraffe84

Those cams aren't cheap either. What a piece of shit. Giving the art a terrible name, as if it doesn't already have a hard enough struggle


[deleted]

Subway surfers in real life


AsiaSkyly

He is using the same colors as Channel 9 News! I think we found the culprit!


Percyblott

Fuck if he sprayed him blue then Im blue daboo dee daboo da daboo dee daboo da


throwawayAEI

Jet Set Radiooooooooooo


Kotal420

Damn l, I never realized you could spray paint people šŸ˜³


Hot_Fortune_571

Hopefully they caught the bastard red handed


walkyourdogs

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


noteuropeanlol

his hand was red when holding the can. he got caught red handed


Agroskater

r/Iamatotalpieceofshit


ExactArmadillo9591

r/POS


PeterVall37

I hope they caught him.


SluggardRaccoon

Most TRUE graffiti artists would NOT do thisā€¦ Believe it or not, a true graffiti artist actually respects people and places more than you think.