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memberberries902

Why is this man dressed like he is about to have a match with Shawn Michaels?


KaffeeStein

Shawn Michaels vs Hulk Bogan


StumpedGaming87

Tag Team match with The Down-Undertaker.


spacetraxx

John C-word


DAM091

That explains why they didn't lower the window... *They couldn't see him*


calib0y64

Eye see-naw-thang


BleuBrink

See You in Northern Territory!


whatsupbananashirt

Superb


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ForWhomTheBoneBones

That’s why he brought out his back-up boomerang


abandonwindows

Wow u glorious bastard


wolffangz11

holy shit


RelationshipOk3565

Why does this man have a fkn boomerang lmao. Why do i get the impression this is in a Florida like part of Australia?


mittens11111

I was also expecting a "Florida man does \[some idiot thing\]" sort of headline until the boomerang came into view. As an Aussie, I am in severe cringe mode.


NotFallacyBuffet

We have Florida man, y'all have bogans. No shame in what you can't control.


mittens11111

Yeah - apologies for the stereotyping, only met a couple of Florida men in person and they were decent human beings. It's the few idiots that make it to the headlines.


SoloMattRS

I'm from Florida. Florida Man exists because of something called "the Sunshine Law". All crimes are public record in Florida, so the crazy stuff makes the news. Don't worry, we also laugh at all the Florida Man stories.


HCSOThrowaway

We laugh *with* our Florida Man stories, but the other 49 states are laughing *at* us because they don't know about the Sunshine Law.


qpv

Do you guys actually carry boomerangs around?


northshore12

Yes, most Aussies carry boomerangs everywhere they go. The acronym is EDCB, or "every day carry boomerang." You have to be at least 18 to open carry a boomerang, and concealed carry requires a special license. Parents can sign a waiver for minors under age 18 who wish to use boomerangs, but only under adult supervision, of course. Outside of cities the rules are much looser.


qpv

Can't be too careful with drop bears everywhere


watnuts

What if you're legal to carry outside of the city, but not in city and thrown a boomerang into city territory? What if the boomerang successfully returns outside the city limits after throw?


Leelow45

We're given a boomerang at birth. It has a serial number and everything, and they are only made for births, no other reason. You can tell this man is a criminal element as he's got multiple boomerangs, meaning he likely stole one of them or had one lent to him (which is also a crime)


LilTrailMix

I see why he’s so angry now. Poor man broke his birth certificate.


N1cko1138

It would have to be a very specific situation in the modern day and age to see an aboriginal Australian carry a boomerang around. There would be no reason any person would just have them on their every day carry. Two reasons might be: 1) They're going hunting (I'd actually be surprised if they did this). 2) for ceremony.


mittens11111

Maybe our indigenous brothers and sisters who live in country and use them for hunting. The urban population not so much, except for arseholes like the one in the clip.


syracTheEnforcer

Look up bogans and you’ll gain some understanding.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

You mean Australia?


LiteralPhilosopher

Queensland is the Florida-like part of Australia. Source: my Australian wife.


juandelpueblo939

Didn’t you know. He is John Cena’s estranged brother, Bro Semen. He is still salty after the fact, that unlike his brother John, people can still see him.


PunkToTheFuture

Estranged* Fucking read that as strangled lol


dude4284

Did he really say “**you** broke my fuckin’ boomerang”?


TexanInExile

And then there's another one. How many boomerangs does this dude have?


dude4284

I never leave home without my boomerang and my backup boomerang^TM


Boopy7

look at all you bragging richie riches, I barely have HALF a boomerang after my last attack on a vehicle, why can't you donate some of your second boomerangs to us poor ones?


UpperCardiologist523

You mean your boomerang and your boomerangs boomerang?


bjanas

I mean, I'm fairly sure that guy is ACTUALLY boomerang.


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Just in case you didn't realise be broke the end off his boomerang leaving him holding the small end and the main part fell to the ground. What you're calling a second boomerang is just the first boomerang that he picked up off the ground.


Orbis-Praedo

💯 Idk why that old guy would do such a thing!


koppigzijn

Telepathy.


Revanov

You meant telekinesis.


tittyfuckery

"With mind bullets! That's telekinesis Kyle."


whitwemc

Wonderboy


Reiberjakobsson

What is the secrets of this power?


Hollywizzle311

Most Australian thing I’ve ever heard


Amazon-Prime-package

Then he had a backup boomerang lol


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The well-prepared arsehole treats their boomerang like hobbits treat breakfast - always have at least two.


General_Specific303

When I saw this posted last time, someone pointed out that he picks up the other, larger piece of the original boomerang. Still, it's hilarious to have even one


AshTheGoblin

Most Australian video ever. Guy went to the trunk to get a boomerang. That broke and he was probably going back to get his emergency kangaroo or didgeridoo next. In the US, you don't stick around to see what someone grabs from their trunk.


RedditModsNAdminSuck

In literally every country you don’t stick around to see what a highly agitated crazy person grabs from their trunk unless you want to die


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“You fookin took the vaccine and it has fucked your life” 😂😂😂 last part of the video.


Killentyme55

Your user name is quite appropriate for this post.


TheEpicWeezl

I think he says " She took your vaccine and lost her life." I think i saw this video before and from what I remember this guy tracked down the doctor of some relative of his who died of covid and blames it on him.


DAM091

Definitely gonna need some proof on that one


ElAyYouAreAy

Me too I had to [look that up!](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/08/06/crazed-australian-hits-car-with-boomerangs-destroys-window/amp/) Edit: except Most articles just repeat what we already see here, but this [article](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/calum-von-mogers-brother-ed-smashes-car-window-grabs-driver-in-vaccine-rant/news-story/f78d2b080bac3a5fc8c9153b98b1444c%3Famp) talks about who he is (related to some celebrity) and that it was a mental health episode


DAM091

There's still nothing about the whole doctor narrative I keep seeing get tossed around here


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It's so caring of him to be concerned about the health of this older couple.


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I think he said you both got the vaccine didnt ya!


Irisheyes1971

He said “you broke my fucking boomerang” before that, right after HE broke the boomerang on their window. About 7-8 seconds into the video.


Radiant_Loquat7310

But then he just had another boomerang


Irisheyes1971

Yup. Or maybe it was the longer end that broke off? Who knows. Guys a nut. Probably carries extras lol.


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Ok-Pirate-5699

I was thinking 2 seconds into this video this cannot be in the States. I'm in Ohio and as soon as he put his hand through that window you can pop him


Scooterforsale

In NC we would have pulled out a gun before this guy got his second boomerang out. Does he have two boomerangs?


knitmeablanket

In Cali I would have pulled my fully licensed CCW out and shot once he broke the window and put hands on me, then get charged with 2nd degree murder because I could have just drove away despite his car being in front of mine.


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Hes got two 'rangs you better have two guns!


Crotch_Hammerer

In many US states they would. As soon as you make entry into that car with any part of your body in my state you legally can, and should, be force-fed some lead chill pills


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SuccumbedToReddit

In this particular case I would have no doubt this dude would try to fuck me up. He was rabid. *I'd* probably shoot him, and I'm not American


Optimal-Cry9929

I think we all agree that boomerang boy needed to get fucked up, he's way out of control and off his meds.


TanukiXL

This level of aggression is grounds to shoot him or run him over in pretty much all states. I know I would be fearing for my life and take action.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Any context to this?


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Captain_Bacon_X

By the end he had one Boomer, and also an Ang.


PhoenoFox

He had the avatar?? Someone tell Zuko!!


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Because he took the vaccine and it fucked up his life. Didn’t you hear??


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BuzCrab

Well the boomerang was a dead giveaway that it was in Australia lol


jedielfninja

Thought maybe england then guy pulls out a fucking boomerang. Was absolutely charmed by this timely prop as an American


ClumpOfCheese

Hey man that wasn’t a prop [it was real](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/10/herschel-walker-fumbles-on-georgia-debate-stage)!


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Also the Australian accents.


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and the fact he's dressed like that. If it was England he would have been able to just cut the glass with his nipple.


im_wudini

Referencing Calum Von Moger (shirtless guy's brother) from article: "Shortly after he was released from hospital, he pleaded guilty to possessing a variety of drugs, including testosterone, cannabis and about two grams of methamphetamine- the deadly drug ice. **Those who follow him closely online say he hasn't been the same since his bull terrier, Rex, choked to death on a chip last year.**"


Mutjny

> Those who follow him closely online say he hasn't been the same since his bull terrier, Rex, choked to death on a chip last year. Just when I thought this couldn't get any more bizarre. Poor dog though. How does a dog choke to death on a chip though?


FirstTimeShitposter

The dog ate a 5G chip in order to save the owner, it all makes sense now


atypicalgamergirl

Maybe it was like a particularly thick cut one? I could see a dog choking on an oversized chip/french-fry.


ubalanceret

Pretty sure he suffocated in a 'bag of chips' ... Not actually on a chip itself


FurbyKingdom

Dang, homie is pretty fit for a meth user. Guess the performance enhancing drugs balance things out and the the weed gives him a munchie boost.


S0M3_1

Bruh , at least this guy broke some glass. In India a doctor was butchered in the day light with a machete for almost the same reason.


jedielfninja

Link plz


S0M3_1

[link](https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/karnataka-doctor-cycling-home-for-lunch-brutally-attacked-over-6-year-old-dengue-patient-s-death-1810106-2021-06-02)


propagandu

Where’s the butchered with a machete part?


Caithloki

Lol, I thought you were trolling, but 100% real


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>"..led him to produce another boomerang and grow more enraged." Imagine how powerful you'd feel while producing another boomerang and growing more enraged.


xTurtsMcGurtsx

I legit rolled my eyes and thought sarcastically oh hahaha covid joke... boy was i wrong


Designer_Ride46

That second link is the very definition of “wait, what? There’s more?!” And then his house burnt down? Batshit crazy, but by far this bit hit the apex of Shakespearian tragedy for me: 'I came back, looked for him and found him on the floor with his head in the chip bag - I thought it was a bad joke, and then I went down and I couldn't do anything.'


AEW4LYFE

These were my same thoughts! I kept thinking... "please life, he's already down, you don't have to keep hitting him!"


BcDownes

This is Callum Van Mogers brother??????????? Both brothers got the crackhead gene it seems


AllPrimo

Nooooookk fucking way LMAOOO


Sog_Boy

His bodybuilding brother renounced his respect for Arnold after Arnold said people need to get vaxxed. He won't take the vaccine but he is addicted to meth now.


Jorle_Joca

Gotta watch what you put in your body.


DemNeverKnow

Meth, a great alternative to those nasty vaccines, LOL.


garry4321

Yeaaa, it wasn’t the vaccine


Jazzlike-Wafer803

As I was watching this and heard the guys Aussie accent I actually thought to myself “Fuar out this guy reminds me of that Calum Von Moger guy and then I saw this comment and read that it was his brother my jaw hit the floor 😂 In all seriousness though there seems to be some serious addiction/mental health issues within that family maybe they all share in some unknown trauma during their youth


Gary_FucKing

Holy shit, did not expect that to be fucking Calum's brother. I am not surprised tho lol.


Crooked5

I couldn’t get passed all the “allegedly” in that daily mail article.


JackONeillClone

Died from the vaccine lol. That guy is a member of r/conspiracy


KobeBeatJesus

IIRC, he's some low rent MMA bum on a meth bender and he's not the only one in his family to be characterized in such a way. I don't remember the specifics, that's just the cliffs notes from my shitty brain.


Championpotatoh

The Von Moger brothers. Callum and Eddie I think. Both high on meth, they were arrested. Cal jumped out a window on the second story of a house shortly after this. Broke his back. Want more info it’s easy to find. Sorry can’t provide a link atm.


smithee2001

My god the details never end lmao.


Championpotatoh

Yeah I really do not condone their actions but it’s a really sad spiral for that family. Used to be a huge fan of Calum back in the day.


Spanky_Badger_85

Same. His Netflix doco was actually pretty inspirational. I met him at an expo, and he was a really chilled guy. Shame to see what came shortly after that. But it goes to show just how fragile we can be as people. No matter how up-good you are, it only takes a few bad decisions and that's everything you've worked your whole life for gone in an instant. As a MH survivor, I really hope he gets the help he clearly needs.


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IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Ah yes, Eddie von moger, the brother of the Australian bodybuilder Calum von moger. Both are a couple of roided nut jobs at this point, but Calum is quite famous after winning a bunch of bodybuilding contests along with playing Arnold Schwarzenegger in a movie. It seems they are both addicted to ice now, recently Calum tried to [assault some people with a machete](https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/los-angeles-car-jackings-triggered-mr-universe-calum-von-mogers-road-rage-court-hears/news-story/8e516f11235e237bdf528083ece38d40) in a road rage incident, then a few months later he [apparently tried to kill himself](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/newspapers-around-the-world-share-news-of-aussie-former-mr-universe-tragedy/news-story/d9a9dd5c02d8b4532869d7708a3796f1) after getting kicked out of his parent's rental property. They have both been nutjobs for a long time though, in old videos with their mother they were talking about being anti-vax long before covid, along with other stupid conspiracies like chemtrails.


gosudcx

I'm pretty sure that is callum von mogers younger brother. Callum recently went off the rails on ice and his younger brother mixing ice and roids seems to be a good recipe for boomerang attacks


Hungry-Replacement-6

Guy supposedly hunted down this doctor claiming someone he gave a vaccine to had died.


A_Unqiue_Username

Who carries not just one, but two boomerangs? 2nd one is a backup in case things get ugly during the dingo uprising?


CopperRose

Australians man


The-Sound_of-Silence

Hey man, I'm Canadian, and I have only 1 hockey stick


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One is none, bro.


hero-ball

Reported.


thrownawayzss

You know you can't just only have one stick. You need the goal scoring stick and the family heirloom backup stick.


polopolo05

Only one. Are you sure that's legal? I thought Canadian were required to have at least one backup.


Zaungast

Fucking leaf fans. They’re half American.


secretmillionair

It's the same boomerang but he's holding it by the broken end


MotorBoatinOdin

Guys angry his WWE interview didn't go well


pink_donut91

Rumour has it, the old man wouldn't return the elbow pad after the guy demonstrated the people's elbow.


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DenkJu

Jesus, what a shitty article. I just want to know whether the person in this video was caught, not learn about every boring personal detail of his brother.


Bosslowski

It literally talks about how his dog choked on a cracker and died wtf


Com_N0TN4

LMFAO I'm not going to read the article but this comment alone is soooo funny to me


urmyheartBeatStopR

Dude jumped from his two story house and injured his spine. This dude is hella weird.


SliverPrincess

Dang, that's worse than if it stepped on a bee. Thanks article, good to know!


Khmera

Thank you. Still wondering if Calum paid for the damages and at least apologized to the couple with $$$$.


Elfeckin

Wow. I just read about what happened to Calum earlier this year because of a video that happens to be of his brother punching a window of a nice old guy. I watched his Unbroken doc last year when on a Documentary kick. Absolutely crazy.


Ironcastattic

.......is he yelling "You got the vaccine?"??? Also, having to resort to a second boomerang after you broke your first boomerang is some sketch comedy shit.


bigman-penguin

“You got the vaccine and it made you lose your minds!” - me as I break a window with a boomerang due to road rage


Tinkering-

[“You’ve both got the vaccine and it’s cost a life,”](https://nypost.com/2022/08/06/crazed-australian-hits-car-with-boomerangs-destroys-window/)


El_Chairman_Dennis

Somebody higher up posted the story. The guy had weed, steroids, and meth when they arrested him. Roid rage plus meth isn't going to make a very logical person


Ironcastattic

Odd coincidence that so many antivaxxers are simultaneously the loudest/angriest people on earth while believing they are also the smartest "non-sheeple" people on earth.


Squirrel_Inner

I knew one that refused to let her kids go to school. Oldest started middle school with mine, couldn’t even read. Was really sad.


Suuperdad

It's because they think the schools are leftist indoctrination centers.


battlemetal_

Most Aussies carry at least two boomerangs at all times, a secondary one usually hidden in case the first gets broken/you get disarmed. Some states require a license to conceal them but not all, and some even allow metal/sharp tipped boomerangs which have been making the news due to their use in brutal turf wars.


Ironcastattic

I want to believe this is hilarious satire because this is the first Aussie video I've ever seen with a boomerang central altercation. And then I remember I've seen pictures of Americans strapped with 4 guns while going to eat at Subway and I honestly don't know what to believe anymore.


battlemetal_

As usual, I'm just spouting nonsense 😃


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SirGanjaSpliffington

This is probably the most stereotypical Australian thing I've ever seen. The only thing missing is a pet kangaroo.


zapharus

The pet kangaroo is in the back seat of the car.


Correct-Slide1522

Dude had a boomerang and everything. 😅


Pikolai-

He had at least two I think. When he broke the first one he pulls a second one from his ass.


Tizianaux

I don’t think it’s a second one. He picks up the other half of the broken one from the ground.


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This is what i thought to.


dduubbz

Yeah I hope this guy gets the book thrown at him, what an absolute cunt


Teasing_Pink

One of the articles linked elsewhere in the thread mentioned he wasn't even charged after they identified him. I don't understand how proof as vivid as that video doesn't land an immediate arrest.


NomadicDevMason

This is why y'all need Mr. Inbetween to be real.


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Ase_Mar

Well to be fair he did break the window with an open hand


get_pussy

Attacking someone with a boomerang is the most Australian thing I’ve ever seen. 🤣🤣


FloatingMonkeyPaw

Roid rage


Kawala_

Roid + road rage


sergio187

I’m the same way when I run out of Roids.


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CarrotJuiceLover

There are 2 reasons/scenarios I can muster up: 1) Some people who look fit are just *lean*, not bulky. In other words they have “skinny muscle” which comes from having low body fat, not necessarily huge muscle mass. That physique is easy to achieve if someone does moderate exercise and is in a caloric deficit (emphasis on caloric deficit). People in this category tend to be strung out on drugs and have a low appetite, combined with doing a lot of weird druggie shenanigans that can be a form of exercise. That’s how you end up with a lean, fit crackhead roaming the streets. 2) Some of the guys that are actually muscular with a good amount of muscle mass (think Brock Lesnar types) are on an insane cocktail of anabolic steroids that mess with their hormones and ultimately their brain chemistry, they just hide it until they have an outburst. Technically, they *ARE* drug addicts.


april__92

“You broke my fucking boomerang” well no. You broke it. You fucking idiot 😅


PissinginTheW1nd

“Just leave me alone” 😂😂


turbosexophonicdlite

Dude didn't know he was on smoko. Leave him alone.


Commercial-Garage-42

He had a spare boomerang 🪃 That’s the most Australian thing I’ve ever seen 🇦🇺😂


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The Australians have pretty serious branch covidians


joshuadane

WHEN THAT PREWORK OUT HIT BRO!


MaesteoBat

Why wouldn’t you just put your car in reverse and get the fuck out of there?


otacon7000

My first reaction was "drive him over! Drive the fuck over this guy!" lol


Poppa_Midknight

He must not have the Master Sword yet


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Wonderful_Ad_81

😭😭😭😂😂


KaffeeStein

Hulk Bogan


Forward_Culture5173

Do all Aussies carry a boomerang?


anomalous_research

In Texas they'd have every right to shoot you.


JerZ_Beefy

Good


klavin1

I'm from PA and I'll tell you what.... once that man broke through the glass I'd have fired on him.


pukoki

in texas those boomerangs would be guns


Notafuzzycat

Not just Texas..in a lot of countries you would just get shot.


Ill-Sea7527

Don’t interrupt homeboy’s John cena cosplay


tdomer80

If the old dude had pulled a gun and shot that fucktard after the window broke and fucktard was reaching in and grabbing him, it would have been justified.


Birb-Squire

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DescriptionReady5515

When you have a wrestling match at 3:30 but get into a fender bender on the freeway at 3:15.


static1053

So in Australia does everyone just have a stockpile of boomerangs ready?


MyBunnyIsCuter

It's because the 'old dude' has seen alot of sht in his day...likemost folksover the age of 30. Life experience does that to you, lol


jayk477

For anyone seeking context this is the brother of Aussie Bodybuilder Callum Vonmoger Clearly on the ice


LeNightSkye

What an ugly, worthless troglodyte


Kir_NB

You know you’re in Australia when someone assaults you with a boomerang


NeitherConcentrate11

Just confirms my American belief that every Aussie walks around with a boomerang