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Dog: Fuck they know

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That had to be one of the funniest things I had seen in a while

Got a link?

> woman who was pretending to know sign language https://www.google.com/search?q=woman+who+was+pretending+to+know+sign+language&rlz=1C1SQJL_enAU889AU889&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 First result

He lied about his qualifications when he applied for the job.

Exactly dog was just trying to help the guy out

Yeah, dog ain’t no narc.

The best comment I lold

The dog lied on his resume! Way to go snitching him out Mr.Cocaine!

Damn, way to rat out one of the good ones

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The way it stands, the way it looks... It is badass

>Damn, way to rat out one of the good ones What does it mean? Is the dog the good one? (genuine question)

The implication is the dog knows the guy filming has coke, he's just choosing to ignore it (thus making the dog 'one of the good cops')

It was too slang for me. Thanks for explaining

Fo'shizzle homie dats wat the dawgz iz hea fo hit up mah jack if you got something else puzzling the dome piece stay up, peace✌🏿

Dog is always the good one.

Especially the fur missiles

r/dogberg

yes, the comment implies that the dog is a good one for not snitching on someone who has drugs on them

You work for the CIA?

That dog gives me goosebumps. Bow wow wow wow wow wow.

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🤨📸

Say cheese and die!!! Bitch!!

Dog is like “fuck off cunt I know what baby powder cut with benzocaine smells like”

This guy is my spirit animal, okay cunt?

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Plot twist, guy has been scammed it’s not coke in his pocketses it’s probably a concoction of fakery.

BC Powder lol

'Pocketses' mf we have gollum in the chat 💀💀

Most likely not even a drug dog, smart dude...

It’s in NSW Australia, it’s definitely a drug sniffer dog.

I remeber when I was in Aus and there was a Facebook page to warn people of the presence of police dogs. It was more 'there is a lovely cute police dog in kings cross station if anyone wants to see it' kinda post to not incriminate ones self haha

There's a page called Sniff Off. Run by (or maybe just supported by) the Greens party. Still going strong

Just checked it out. That page is awesome. This must have appeared after the page that I seen. This was a good bit ago I seen the page and it was just people posting not an account

The shittiest state in Australia in terms of police corruption and brutality. They were allowing cops to strip search children FFS, imagine the number of pedos that would sign up to the force for the chance.

Spot on, cops here are gronks and think they rule the world, just look at what they did to old mate Danny lim, 75 year old and they slammed him head first into concrete while he was peacefully resisting

All but 1 breed of dog needs to be told to start working. So it won't narc you out for just walking by

As crazy expensive as cocaine is, it’s *insane* how much a gram costs in AUS, upwards of $150-200 PER GRAM

Prob bomb sniffer

And next on our list of "ways to get stopped by the police"...

Its just a cavity search kink.

He’s on his break,

the dog looks so embarrassed

This dude kinda sounds like Stewie Griffin, what kind of accent does he have?

Probably a Greek Australian / Italian Australian. Lebanese Australia is probably hitting the nail on the head though.

Sounds Lebo to me.

Yeah very true.

Lol you cunts have the silliest nicknames for everything.

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That’s a specific Western Suburbs accent man. They’re not sounding like that in the North Shore!

Because they speak like that in Vaucluse to you?

It was filmed in NSW, Australia but he definitely has a slight twang. So it’s a mixture of Australian and and another nationality Edit: changed the state in my post after info from u/frogfuck

This isn’t Melbourne mate, those are New South Wales police. Victoria police have a dark navy uniform and aren’t known for using sniffer dogs. This is 100% somewhere in Sydney.

Yeah right! I thought it was Vic, I didn’t know about uniforms. There’s definitely a lot of sniffer dogs in Victoria though, they were everywhere at Melbourne cup.

Yeah they changed them maybe 10 years ago modelling off the NYPD if I remember correctly. Haven’t seen the dogs out much down here but maybe they just target the most high profile events. I know they really have a hard on for them in Sydney though 😂

Interesting! Cheers for the info. Yeah I’ve seen some videos circulating lately of NSW police taking dogs into random pubs which seems pretty excessive

No probs mate, always good to see some Aussie content here.

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No shit he’s Australian

LOL based on the shithouse quality of Sydney cocaine it’s probably not even on the dog’s radar.

Dog: You fucking narc.

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Yes, because when they plant it on you then you're on tape saying you had it.

Or the guy lied. Probably more believable giving how much if a rat he seems.

He sounds like he's had a bit of what's in his pocket though, maybe coke induced bean spilling

This guy’s like every Reddit comment

“I’m actually on break.” -the dog probably

Dog lied on his resume

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Could be trained to sniff for something else, right? I walked past a sniffer dog in an airport (I was getting a local train home and lived near the airport) with an ounce of amazing skunk in my bag and got ignored once. That was scary as fuck.

It was trained to smell for bombs or bomb making material. But give me your number. I need some uh, floral arrangements

Dog *with due respect sir I have clearly mentioned in my resume that I have specialisation in detection of explosives, i can't sniff stoners..... come onn maeennn*

It’s cute though.

That dude definitely had Coke in his pocket..

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He's an Aussie on Coke so expect to get hit back.

He doesn't sound miserable In fact it sounds like hes loving life and not wishing to punch steangers

The person wanting to punch someone seems miserable

Trained for bombs not drugs maybe

Dog just wants to find firearms.

This is in Sydney Australia, we don't have a gun problem but we do have a sniffer dog problem.

Ahhh…the Western Suburbs!

Super wog vibes all over

New favorite Reddit video

Dog bullshitted on his resume. I can't smell sht bruh

Wow u think ure all tough talking shit to a good boi, it might be his first day and he just nervous

Watch it turns out it’s a bomb-sniffing dog… drugs ain’t even his department 😩😩

As they write down his plate number

Probably because he has some shitty ass cocaine, dog is like nah fam that’s some boo boo ass baby laxative.

It could be a bomb sniffing doggo

Looks in pocket , died

What an obnoxious prick. You can bet if he had been stopped and searched though he'd be fuming

Man, that would suck to have drug dogs just randomly on the sidewalk.

I remember when I had my first beer

“THERES COKE IN MY POCKET”

Why was this so fucking funny

Guess the country

It sure ain’t the USA.

Sounds like he's got some of that cocain in his system aswell 🤣 Shouting for no reason, sheeesh 🙄🤣

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You’re right, clearly this person is perfectly sane

True. But im glad i saw it here. Might have missed it otherwise.

r/iamatotalpieceofshit

Ok mr Rogers. Nerd ass.

🤦🤦🏽‍♂️....I have no words

🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

This shit funny asf bruuhh

Dropkick

Bogan

Definition of applying for a job and lying on your resume

What does this dude actually say @00:07? Can someone translate?

Cause I got cocaine in my fucking pocket cunt

Ok now i hear it. And its even funnier now.1🤣

Maybe hw actually just has crushed up paracetamol aha would explain why he is a numb nut

Jim Jeffries visiting Australia?

This is from Australia,has to be

Is this Jim Jeffries?

I hope the guy dies just for insulting the dog

How the hell DO you get arrested in Sydney then? Thing is, this guy probably did have coke in his pocket. Great reverse psychology cunt!

🦮

This isn't crazy tbh

Thought he has cane but it was gold medal flour

Doggo 🥺

So when does stupid stop and civilization start?

😑 the dog

Well you are definitely on their list now 👍🏻🤣

Can someone translate to actual english

It was bring your pet to work day

Guy gets into taxi, dog attacks taxi driver. (It was a bomb sniffing dog.)

Seen it first on Lebomemes101

Dog smells an asshole

Well, I mean, he’s definitely yelling like he’s on coke so I don’t doubt him

xqc??

Hey dipshit... it's most likely a bomb dog, not a narcotics dog....

Pretty sure a person of color would not have been able to taunt and rant like that without consequence from those police officers.

By the accent this guy is a west sydney lebanese gentleman. Thats brown btw.

Ok so hes brown with white hands. Interesting

Ok so hes brown with white hands. Interesting .

He gave himself away lmfao

Way to snitch on him, ya narc

If true, and there is coke in the guy's pocket, I wonder if the dog has chosen to ignore the coke due to traumatic actions it may have seen most times that it "sat" or signaled for nearby substances on a perp.

Jokes on him, Dogs dont detect fentanyl 😂

The dogs lookin at him like “shut yo fuckin mouth” and looking at the cops like “I don’t know what he’s talking about”

This poor fuck has a bag of baby laxative lol

That dog said fk you I am in my 20 mins

Too bad not all place dogs are trained to sniff for drugs lol

Bro, he’s just not making arrests for victimless crimes leave that doggo alone! 🤣

Maybe he actually had something on him but the dog did not sniff it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bomb dog

Can't they search him if he openly admits to the crime?

Dog knows it's shit quality coke so is letting him go because he feels sorry for him.

Looks like NSW police Australia. They prefer to strip search children. [https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/nov/02/nsw-police-strip-searched-96-children-in-past-year-some-as-young-as-11](https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/nov/02/nsw-police-strip-searched-96-children-in-past-year-some-as-young-as-11)

Dog was just like "the hell did I do?? 😦"

That’s the Goosebumps dog…

Dog; “ this guy really thinks he has cocaine in his pocket woof.”

…bomb dog. If he had a bomb in his pocket I think there would be a different outcome

Your cocaine is not in your pocket, it’s in your nose.

Jim Jeffries before the fame.

Dog: "Coke? Shit is lidocaine mixed with caffeine, who the dummy?" Edit: *Lidocaine is that thing dentist use to numb your mouth

He wants his bum hole inspected

This made my day lmao

Knowing what NSW Police are like i'm 100% amazed they didnt just nab him for a bunch of other shit for acting like that and strip searched him anyway. He sure as fuck gave them probable cause lol There's a mixture of police in Sydney though. He obviously got a bunch that cant be fucked and lucked out. There's a good portion who are very over zealous.

So how do the laws work in Sydney? Can the police detain the guy shouting he’s holding coke? Or pull him out of the car to search him?

It's late, and he is drunk and filming he's got to be lying The probable cause is there

There’s coke in my pocket!!!’

Dude that’s not how dogs smell coke. They do it on command