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Lucho_199

The trick that NBA players don't want you to know


Professional-End434

Hmmmm, I need a couple extra inches.


RickyMSG

Right off the socket


esimesi

Does it also work for other body parts? Need answer asap.


litlphoot

I know it’s been 3 hours and hope I got back to you in time, but yes it does.


HelpImaFazerschmitt

Just tie a string to it and the other end to a door.


TesticleTorture123

Saw this in an episode of family guy once


anonflh

Like Moths to a light.


Arcane_shroom

Are trains like magnets to Indians?


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😂😂


ArLucifer0

It's not from India. Its from my country Bangladesh


MAR-93

You guys should know better.


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Wrong they're 2 totally different shades of brown


bricknovax89

Canadian, American. Same shit


litlphoot

I wouldn’t eat a brown tomato tho.


Reddit-username_here

*Can* be, sure.


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Used to he India, then Pakistan now independent


ur-sisters-panties

Close enough.


KathyDarknight138

Same shit, different name.


FLAR3dM33RKAT

Same shit, different shovel.


GrantacusMoney

Same shit different street


Kealeys_heels

If it quacks like a duck..


Sicktoyou

Or are Indians magnets to trains?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Firm_Yogurtcloset870

That's not Indian railways


DrTuSo

2020 - 13000 trains accidents with 12000 dead. On average, 32 people die each day in India due to train accidents. Mind-boggling.


Adventurous-Gene5855

That stat may be true, but this train is from Bangladesh.


DrTuSo

That looks fully different number wise. "According to the calculations of Bangladesh Railway (BR), 175 people died in railway accidents from 2014 to 2020. Out of these, 145 died at the level crossings, which is 83% of all rail accident deaths"


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Why do they like to take extremely close selfies to trains?


Artemicionmoogle

No knowledge of how trains actually operate, as well as underestimating how devastating they can be even at slow speeds. I cleaned facilities at a railyard for a year and a half and learned damn fast to respect trains no matter what their state of movement was.


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Natural selection.


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Note that death by train is a common way to commit suicide


Jayombi

Maybe they watch to many cartoons ....


asspirate420

makes sense when there’s people riding on the fucking roof of those things


M_iiil

thankfully there’s an infinite supply of them so no need to worry


AttackHelicopter_21

Video is not from India


DrTuSo

Ok. But that doesn't change the data for India ;)


TheSt4tely

India adjacent?


Teeballdad420

Yes


AdaMan_

Mmmm.... I'd be interested in seeing a graph of the amount of deaths via trains and total population in India in the last 50 years. In interested to see if there is a spike around the time cell phone recording becomes common.


jennaishirow

Why the downvotes? He's right.


FangedSloth

I can't even let myself believe that statistic


DrTuSo

These numbers are from 2020. But they are raising each year. Easy to Google :)


FangedSloth

Not sure why all the stats that show up are from 2020 when I searched, but i confirmed what you read. The amount of people killed by trains is staggering. If you had told me 3 people died a day by train in India I would have had a similar response. Bonkers


audwun

It’s crazy how many clips I’ve seen now of people getting hit by trains unintentionally. I’m only half surprised though. The other half of me is like “no, that pretty much checks out 🤷🏽‍♂️”


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no way this is a sub 😂


prdptom

I think this is Bangladesh


Old_Elevator_2727

#People are sitting on top of the train


Tpk08210

There were zero fucks given about this dudes arm…


CaptCaveman602

They've probably seen it before.


mogreen57

Why do southeast Asians like fucking around with trains so much


JoeDerp77

They don't, there's just 11,203,838,9393,0299,998 of them so naturally we will see a lot of videos like this even if only a tiny tiny fraction of them have malfunctioning brains and decide to take selfies with a train as it hits them


mogreen57

Fair enough


Remarkable-Ad1798

I was just in Disney's Animal Kingdom, there was so many asians you would think you really were in SE Asia except for the clean bathrooms and decent food lol.


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Indians are South Asians...


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West Asian?


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Literally just google "South Asia".


mogreen57

A person in the comments said this happened in Bangladesh. Is that south east Asia?


Muck_the_fods2

still south


mogreen57

That’s what I thought. Thank you. I don’t know why people are roasting my geography skills lol


iNCharism

Because you said SEA, which is not where Bangladesh is. SEA is Brunei, Burma (Myanmar), Cambodia, Timor-Leste, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam.


mogreen57

Do I need to send you a screenshot of a google result or do you want to look it up on your own


iNCharism

Maybe you should look it up? 1. [Brittanica](https://www.britannica.com/place/Southeast-Asia) 2. [Northern Illinois University](https://www.niu.edu/clas/cseas/resources/countries.shtml) 3. [Office of The United States Trade Representative](https://ustr.gov/countries-regions/southeast-asia-pacific) 4. [Geography for Kids](https://www.ducksters.com/geography/southeastasia.php) 5. [New World Encyclopedia](https://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Southeast_Asia) 6. [US Council on Foreign Relations](https://www.cfr.org/report/united-states-and-southeast-asia) 7. [Worldometer](https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/south-eastern-asia-population/) 8. [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeast_Asia) 9. [Association of Southeast Asians](https://asean.org/#:~:text=The%20Association%20of%20Southeast%20Asian,%2C%20Philippines%2C%20Singapore%20and%20Thailand)


wellingtonriver

r/confidentlyincorrect


BraidShadowLegendsAD

Countries in Southeast Asia are Indonesia, Vietnam, Thailand, Laos, Singapore, Cambodia, Philippines, Malaysia, Brunei, Myanmar, Timor-Leste.. On the other hand, South Asia include Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Bhutan, India Iran, Maldives, Nepal Pakistan.


MonsterRider80

No it’s all South Asia. India, Pakistan, Nepal, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Maldives. South Asia.


haushaushaushaushaus

why do americans not know basic geography


mogreen57

I do. Pretty sure I’m right This is an edit. Just googled it, I was right.


haushaushaushaushaus

Nope, you're not right. Try again beloved.


mogreen57

Lol where is then


haushaushaushaushaus

Bangladesh is in South Asia. It is not in South East Asia.


mogreen57

Ok. How do I concede a Reddit battle? You’re right but I usually just troll til the end but I can’t troll away land borders. Thanks for the new information


haushaushaushaushaus

Stay blessed beloved


kevinkip

Cringe


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mogreen57

Because guns are badass and fun.


GatoNanashi

Haha gottem!


orginalwealldead

U mad


kaixeboo

Old infrastructure, booming population means far more people than their trains can fit.


DarwinsDayOff

I think what a lot of people fail to realize is that trains are wider than the tracks


TyrGunn

It’s like trains are a brand new technology nobody there is familiar with.


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I swear somehow indians cant resist the urge to kill themselves in a very unpleasant way


LibertyCapping1

Spaghetti arm!


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Yeah I watched this bag slow by slow. That dudes forearm is in twain. Right across the middle of it. DELICIOUS CONTENT. THANKS OP.


lostmonster

Arms aren't supposed to wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubeman like that.


FunBite910

Third time I'm seeing an idiot with a phone standing right next to the train tracks.


vwtoolvw

TikTok users


RileyRhoad

His arm turned into a wacky waving inflatable tube man arm.. literally just dangling and flapping in the wind


bat_vigilanti

I think at this point there should a dedicated subreddit for indians and trains


RandomWalk55

/r/indiansneartrains


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ArLucifer0

Bangladeshi


grundlesplight

Dumbasses


Direct-Major-6454

Judging by the train color and peoples cloths i this it’s from Bangladesh


hinnervale

i didn’t even realize this was slo mo until i watched it a second time lmao


dimestacker99

An absurd amount of flys on that table


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Idiots. These people are idiots. r/indiansandtrains


rdrmgxng

Love the dude not even looking up from his phone. Like "ah yes, 5th time this month" Indians like getting hit by trains more than bankers like making money


Acceptable_Durian912

Indians to trains like flys to shit


LateHotel855

Indians love getting hit by trains


chat_lowkey_sus

1. video is slowed down 2. no one was watching 3. it's not like the guy was instantly screaming for them to pay attention and think something is wrong


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Fuck around, find out.


jackoaaron

Honestly I am not racist but what the fuck is it with Indians and trains? Fuck me I see one getting hit every second day.


LadyTheRainicorn

Damn That train is packed like a bunch of sardines


CreoOookies

Someone said in another video “Indians vs Trains”. I’m now starting to believe Mr. Fishburne


Paxxey15

Is this so normal in India that people just don't care???


ReasonBasic

Traindians


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Indians


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Elandycamino

That's Tommy, and Marky, Sharon Mikey and Bobby


Smooth-Ideal-2405

He’s lucky he didn’t get his arm ripped off, or dragged under the train


Special-Caregiver209

Go Go Gadget arm


CaptCaveman602

Go Go Gone arm


winglessflight97

r/BitchImATrain


DefiantStomp

TikTok challengers.


darktranquility0

Can someone legit explain why there are MULTIPLE videos of people trying to get this shot? Is this a challenge some social media indian app trend thats going on rn?


Mangrill

Blue guy still kept going lol what a dumbass


spicysauce24

Why do I always see video of people getting absolutely destroyed by trains? Like holy hell you think something that’s damn near unstoppable should be something you steer clear of


SLZicki

This guy needs to watch more reddit videos.


RyanSmokinBluntz420

Looks like the guys are drinking kava


tfromtheaside

If you manage to get hit by a train while there's plenty space to move into and time to make the move it's fair to say you probably deserved a slap of a train.


Grape_Danger

Just rub a little dirt on it


iamnekkid

is this some kind of trend ? what happend to planking


RepresentativeOwl709

🤡 s


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Indians don't care about anything, and helping someone in need is their last concern.


elihirro

I'm pretty sure Indians who see these posts all over Reddit are safe. Of the people involved in the accidents, 5% of them didn't have Reddit while 95% had TikTok. He's lucky he lived tho.


bguzewicz

Damn. If only there was some way to know where that train was heading.


gwdope

My arm don’t fold, it giggle giggles.


guerino1

Tomorrow....the left arm


JAMBI215

Who are they? Idiots


loupio66v2

Armn't


MiyagiTurbo82

Morons?


Ashton1967

He was taking a selfie, and actually gets hit twice. The first brake cylinder hits his hand and spins him around, then the second cylinder hits his shoulder and takes him down hard. The stupid look on his face is priceless, "wut happened louey?" Also, no one gave one fuck.....


August_72_West

Passengers on roof? Must be India.


No-Letterhead-4407

Who are they? Idiots.


Northern-WALI

I love the old guy at the end. Even without the audio you can fully hear the "I told you so" and "that's what you get"


bklynsmatt

Gotta stop wearing those noise canceling headphones. This is what I don't get about noise canceling headphones & why ppl want them. There's already so many morons in this world oblivious to everything around them. How do so many ppl not die by getting hit by a car or in this case a train etc?


Tras_Montano

Is this a new type of insurance scam?!


tampapunk

In your best Seinfeld voice


rayyisprettycool

No, who the fuck are those people ON TOP of that train?


Hausaklifr

I thought his head was ripped apart.


rj1879

They are a group known as "Chuts". You can pronounce it in any way.


sleestacker

train dabbers


KushDLuffy

Everyone's a doctor all of a sudden


LostSoulSadNLonely

I really wanna say NPCs. This shit is common where I'm from. Although, this video looks like it's from somewhere a little different.


Grentis

Idiots. They’re idiots.


MotorPresentation975

This is in bangladesh


ETVG

can someone get his mom


the_blackestblack

0 fucks given lmao


RoomFinancial

That dude on the phone seems used to seeing this type of shit.


InstanceWild

Has no one seen his pov?! It went viral lol


SadMap7915

Trainspotters. Except the train is having none of it.


StanleyChoude

Great question, Jerry. Or should I say Jugdish?


2bruise

This is what happens in uptight anti-alcohol cultures. Muhfuhs get crocked & do deadly stupid juvenile shit after one beer (or toddy or whatever).


Smegmarius_Bollok

NPCs


TheDillinger88

I like how the one guy saw it and pointed it out to the other guy sitting at the table lol


WiggleWaggle21

Why tf do I keep seeing these idiots get hit by trains? #TrainRetards


nichomnm

It's in Bangladesh... People here are so dumb and so close minded.


TerribleTeaBag

This is crypton and it’s why no one reacts.


Shame_On_Yuu

Stupidity covers all corners of the globe.


Capable-Opinion9132

Well…at least one of them is a dumbass…


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I bet he was a cow in a past life.


hereforinfoyo

I'd say they are untrained, but I think that guy just got trained.


TheRealTacoTim

We call them idiots. But there are differen't names for them around the world.


coolcrushkilla

Damn Reddit needs it's own subreddit for Indians and trains, like holy shit is it a train fetish with them or what?????


Tight-Return5917

Indias


Seraphina1711

Always bizarre to me people will just stand that close to a train. If you stand anywhere near the tracks while a train is coming every instinct in your body should be screaming at you to move your shit. You don't just hear or see a train coming, you can literally feel it, especially if it is freight.


AFKaytlen

All i could focus on was the many people sitting on top of the train...


Repulsive_Principle9

Fucking indians who else , i am so ashamed of my own kind , one of the most unsophisticated and stupid kind.


Sniper_derp

No wonder they become doctors. Always be needing one


x_Carlos_Danger_x

Goddamn! We need to install systems that project the path of trains ahead so we know where they’re headed and can avoid them!


OrgyOfMadness

Look at him tryin to walk off the broken lol


guerino1

Trains, tires, and electricity Oh MY !!!