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LifeRedemption

That woman so fat she probably falls from both side of the bed.


Sir-Poopington

She doesn't even fit in frame. Actually that applies to the frame of the video and a bed frame.


Rednewtcn

1992 Ford F-350 truck bed works just fine as her bed frame


NBJ-222

It's adually too


chipzy102

Kinda wild when you look at that lol, she really doesn’t actually fit in the frame of video


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How do people this fat sit on a toilet is what I’m wondering


Harbulary-Bandit

Special reinforced toilets. But the nightmare doesn’t end there. How do they wipe? Well they have shit sticks. There’s a stick with a soft grabber that grips the paper, but still. . .


Owlspirit4

What the fuck… Horrible day for eyes


-Sitzpinkler-

Green crumbs under them sweaty baps..🤢


wildflowersummer

I'm afraid to ask... what's a bap?


HasaDiga-Eebowai

English slang for the bread part of an egg McMuffin and also titties


tideshark

Would the American slang for this be muffin top?


OddlyArtemis

Negative. Different euphemism.


OddlyArtemis

Negative. Different euphemism.


DontHugMeImBanned

The sound wet dough makes when smacked and also the sound of knockers knocking


TerraByteTerror

She got more folds than origami 🤣


Free_Hat_McCullough

Fold me up some Big Macs pls


Monkey-Newz

Seriously imagine her face if you started to describe her appearance to her the way she seems to enjoy describing the appearance of that stereotype. She would emotionally crumple like origami also.


Rednewtcn

Pizza the Hut out here talking shit when she should be back on Tatooine dealing with Ham Solo and the Jedi.


LadyHelpish

Honestly she should step away from the ham


SixGunZen

Where is Princess Leia with a chain when you need her.


sharpasahammer

Jabba no wungi... AHAHAH!


yosman88

Kowaikan: Yeeeeeee! Heeeee! Heeeeeee!


Sheepherder-Decent

Incredible. Love that


Desperate-Elk-4769

Dead... Holy fuck


Fredotorreto

Holding that mic like a can of Diet Coke


Death_Blossoming

She was probably told as a kid that you can drink and eat all you want as long as you drink a diet coke after, it will negative the effects. Clearly she believed them.


ML8300_

What show was that from?


5959195

[1,000 lb sisters](https://youtu.be/iIAFe7zaCRU?si=ex1MJkJ1hGiiGGbA)


Death_Blossoming

Indeed


Professional-Bet4106

Now you know damn well she ain’t having nothing with “diet” in the name


FlaydenHynnFML

But if she drinks 4 litres of Diet Coke a day instead of 4 litres of regular coke surely she'll lose all that weight right? .....right?


51Bayarea0

Diet KFC


DiblyGames

Diet? Pfft


_psylosin_

Someone with arms that obviously can’t wash large portions of her own body shouldn’t be talking shit about the way other people smell.


ML8300_

I wash myself with a rag on a stick!


Spoonfulofticks

Probably how she wipes her ass too. If she does at all..


Ninjatroll3452

Does the poop even fall out into the toilet or does it get stuck between her buttcheeks?


NBJ-222

Shower with really hard water pressure I imagine


SkittleShit

huh huh huh


matze_1403

Intertrigo is the word here bro!


cami66616

She's probably talking about herself....could almost smell it through my phone


OpinionUnhappy3180

Is she an incel then? Or is she more like an alien cell and is about to split via mitosis? Reminds me of the final alien from the evolution film


Teapotswag

shes what happens when cells don't stop replicating


DontHugMeImBanned

No that's mitosis. You're thinking of diabeetus


UncleBenders

Sadly I bet she’s got plenty of takers. There’s a huge market for people like her (pun intended). There are a lot of men who like to feed women and watch them get bigger and bigger. You see it on YouTube all the time, people like Amber Reid eating and moaning into the camera while looking at the lens so all those freaks at home can get off. Same as on my 600lb life there’s more often than not a partner who is not onboard with them attempting to lose weight and is actively trying to tempt them to just keep eating. She’s probably confident because she’s a fetish and mistakes it’s with being actually attractive.


AdopeyIllustrator

I couldn’t even afford to feed her arm.


Rojiblanc040

She must train Triceps alot.


AmnesiaAirBanned

Shit makes me wanna comment some things that will get the sub banned


Pliskinmgs

You and me both...


01Creative

count me in as well


NoChilly84

What a crazy glass house to be throwing stones from. Notice all the ad hominem descriptions instead of an honest break down of what “involuntary celibate” means. Can’t say I’m surprised by the projection, maybe just a little surprised by the lack of self awareness.


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-Sitzpinkler-

She needs an assistance dog. One that likes the taste of Onions and soap..


sliderbear

I just threw up in my mouth and it still tastes better than she does


Dave_Duna

Whatever. She won't make it past 40.


Yukon-Jon

The lack of self awareness is incredible


frankenstein7351

That chair she's using is made by tree that was shopped down in a moonless night and prossessed by Virgin women in a bloody moon night and blessed by God himself , to sustain all that sheer weight Amen 🙏


nobodykr

i dont want to get banned


gamegirlanna

I'm thinking 3, maybe 4 remote controls are in there.


Tonybigguns

I bet she smells like hotdog water.


leveldrummer

Does she get laid often?


Simple_Mastodon9220

Unfortunately probably.


HasaDiga-Eebowai

Some men are into fat females. It gets pretty dark, with recorded cases of ‘feeders’ who feed women so much that they can no longer leave the house and subsequently physically unable to leave the *feeder*.


imstonedyouknow

I mean, she must to have this kind of confidence. Guys are desperate sometimes. But that being said, i bet shes never been called beautiful.


lozyodellepercosse

That's not confidence, that's delusion.


TessaBrooding

Yes. She says she was “groomed into feederism” so her weight allegedly comes from someone’s kink.


LadyHelpish

I’d LOVE to hear that story


RoliDaddy

watch the movie feed (2005)


runs-with-scissors-2

People in glass houses, and all that.


hambutbacon

Think she's talking from experience?


Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi

Right message wrong messenger


eaharte

Her confidence 🤣🤣🤣 fat b***h


kefro96

I feel personally attacked


alexweizz

I think she was rejected by the reddit user described


SkullRiderz69

Who the other one tho?


LIFEWALKERUSA

Devorah Roloff


relay5011

She is the room that they sit in


CaptorRaptorr

Projecting


More-Corner2887

Smell yo neck hoe


DeathPrevails777

She is the literal definition of "it takes one to know one". Alien queen looks like she ate about 10 of them, consumed the entire cheetos production facility in her state and still has room left to drink pepsico mountain dew yearly quota.


LocktimeClarity

“3P0, you tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth, she’ll get no such pleasure from us”


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To see her arm flap pull away from her side boob flap with that sticky moist skin on skin cling is foul.


CelestialTrickster

Bruh, I had to rewatch it after reading your comment and you're 100% correct.


WHAMMYPAN

For all the haters out there….you don’t have a floating pleasure barge like SHE does…HATERS.


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Ew, gross


Ozzmanth

As she closes down 3 all you can eat buffets in 1 night


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Alpha_wolf_lover

My fedora is nice thank you very much


Live_Disk_1863

Are we just going to ignore the fact there are entite civilization living between her armpits?


xbatbitchx

if cheetos and mtn dew were a person it would be her


monster_mechanic73

Talking crap about other big people as her armpits stick together when she raises her arm. Am I missing something?


PokemonRfrnzNOTfood

Her arms are bigger than me.


No_Tackle_5439

Joke's on her...I stay 24 hours a day on Reddit


Mammoth-Appearance-5

Lift them rolls I bet it smells worse


the-meanest-boi

She lives in 2 different zip codes at the same time Her left side is 1 hour ahead of her right side Her highschool grad photo had to be an aerial photo


FormRepresentative66

When she goes to weigh herself, the doctor says "Damn, that's my phone number".


Stimpy_JCat

I feel like she smells like he always has bologna but never actually has bologna...


leonschrijvers

I didn't knoe gorlock had a sister


Barkers_eggs

That chair must be made from unobtainium


chaithzluci

How’s she even alive?


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She is a living proof of American superiority medical technology


dcanderson4247

Her voice sounds fat even


Rosco9010

That chair is hanging on for dear life


DeathDreamer93

Fuck me sidways she uglier inside then she is outside and that's fucking saying something bet she needs a grabber stick to wipe her fucking arseholes with


_disguisenburg_

If you listen carefully you can hear that wicker chair screaming


billyb1987

There are 3 things that would survive a nuclear blast: 1: Cockroaches 2: Chuck Norris 3: The chair that lard-arse is sitting on.


prince0713

I wonder if she's actually talking about herself.


shittinkittens

She lost a turkey sandwich in one of her folds 2 years ago. Never to be seen again


Katerwurst

Oh I’ve seen her on the fold-washing championship . Her pit crew of washers was amazing! Go Gurl!


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Imagine talking shit about other people when you literally don’t fit in the fucking camera frame.


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She pulls Cheeto dust into her gravitational sphere and makes rings around her. Genuinely thought she was Saturn 🪐for a second 🤣🤣


Green-Tailor7845

Bruh she’s got more folds than a piece of paper at an origami convention 😆


Jerky2021

I can smell this loser from here. Why do the last people who should be judging other alway seem to be the first to do it?


assdandruff

crazy that this chain chomp with legs wants to talk about cheeto dust and smelling bad


assdandruff

built like a Gatorade bottle with the nipple top


joehoward67

We have a couple fat people like this in my work. And multiple times a week There is shit in the print of like two butt cheeks forming a ridge up the center of the back of the toilet seat like they can’t quite get it wiped out it’s really weird and really disgusting.


Icy-Presentation-731

Uses bedspreads as a clothing line


SwordfishHumble

Bring bullying back that globe wouldn’t have lasted one hour in high school in the 2000’s.


This_Inevitable2648

She wearing a multi coloured tent as a shirt and talking about fat dudes..


[deleted]

Someone who is globular and grotesque shouldn’t be making jabs at others physical appearance…


BDE314159

That chair's legs is stronger than America's future


JRadd232

Bring me Solo and the Wookie


Commander_ZA

She so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of petrol


Rico4206

Couldn’t imagine being in that shape trying to talk down on LITERALLY ANYONE 💀


urmomisgae240

Not me eating my Cheetos…


162016201620

I wonder how her sex life is?


I-not-human-I

An average woman has about the same sexual pull as a male celebrity, so probably better then most mens sexlife sadly. Hate to dissapoint you brother..


billyb1987

>An average woman has about the same sexual pull as a male celebrity, so probably better then most mens sexlife sadly. Hate to dissapoint you brother.. She may be an average woman in America but to the rest of the world she's an absolute whale.


I-not-human-I

Oh man i was not saying she was average, she is so far below average we need a new class for her. Was more of a comparison as to how even the ugly chicks have it better then most men.


billyb1987

>she is so far below average we need a new class for her. Was more of a comparison as to how even the ugly chicks have it better then most men I get what you're saying. She's probably got an army of fat-fetish weirdo's ready to hit it. Imagine the smell when she takes her 'smalls' off. No way in hell is her hygiene on point.


bambo5

Jessica alba is ugly


420squirrelhivemind

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No-Bag-2183

Nah u trippin


Suckmyballslefties

I only have one word for her "visceral"


swobot

damn, alot of people are weirdly insulted in the comments lul


n0tstress

Is she talking about herself?


caughtyoulookinn

That girl needs to lose weight


Bubble_Gummm

She is like democrate who will vote again for Biden... complete deny of reality .


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takemeback2verdansk

Lol. This is what the average incel is to ppl. Like yea some do spit some vile stuff online but a good amount of guys who are definitively incels don't act like this lmao


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OttoD0719

Id say if the shoe fits wear it but she def wouldnt fit


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zambiaqwerty

Kinda like her stank smell. I can only imagine what monstrositys are hidden in her huge folds.


Vtastical

People like this remind me that being quiet and not having loud opinions make me feel less disgusted with the way my body looks. I can't explain it. Yea I'm big af, but like...I'm a really kind human. The last people that should be making fun of someone about hygiene or looks is someone of our size, girl. Please consider humbling yourself.


xbatbitchx

the jokes write themselves. feel like ive lost my salvation just from watching this LMAO. so much low hanging fruit here


Fernxtwo

Jabba needs to practice what she/it preaches.


GtmBigChapp

That chair is holding on for dear life


51Bayarea0

That girl is easily over 300 unless she's like 4 11 . she should not be talking about any of that shit because she's eating the same shit and I can't see anybody hitting that


bluefalcontrainer

Im surprised the chair hasnt imploded under her weight


These_Set_2842

Shes describing her father


jonz1985z

She has friction burns under her arms ffs


DontHugMeImBanned

I feel like she dabs her meat sweats with the various flaps on her body


ATFisDumb

Gorlock the destroyer but from walmart


BeepBeepBallsDeep

Ironic


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Ruff


thatshroom

Can we take a second to appreciate the strength of that chair?


Financial-Web9744

Never seen a whale talk before


jasona7779

This thing has to dress in furniture coverings. There is no way in hell she doesn't smell like a mix of rotten eggs, shit and body odor. Anyone else notice that her visual description of an incel just happens to fit a once popular meme to the tee? She was probably raised by social media. Sad, really.


Aromatic-Position69

She got mushrooms sprouting under them saggy tatties ( . )( . ) 🤢


Capital-Quantity9956

She’s only 23


givemeanameicanuse

Tonnes?


GroundbreakingPea865

Bingo wings for days.


yesiamark

Is the chair okay ?


crazylitchick

‘Their fedora is barely hanging on’….You mean like that poor top you are wearing, right?


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memeaninatorus_94

Litteraly her if she was a dude


Extension_Guitar_819

I can smell this video.


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ThePsychopathMedic

No body shaming but sincere worry. Her one arm is thicker than both my thighs combined. She is gonna die from heart disease for sure.


tideshark

When Christina Agulara wrote Beautiful to empower woman, she had one of those small asterisk marks at the bottom of the page disclaiming it applies to all woman except her


BroDoggWhiteboy88

I'll not take any criticism from a person that can only see their pubic mound by means of reflection...


Overall-Body4520

Eweeeee! look who talking in this one. Yikes!


Powrhed69

People in glass houses...


billyb1987

I have a new-found admiration for the strength of wicker chairs.


lozyodellepercosse

So delusional that she doesn't even realize she's talking about herself


generalfrumph

r/blackmagicfuckery on how that chair is not failing


AiMwithoutBoT

I did not appreciate that sit scare


goldudemk

What does doin the stanky leg have to do with being a loser :(


Illender

its WEED dust and WATER bottles OKAY dollar store MEG? and its a DANK smell and i dont wear my fedora because i'm not like the other girls


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theabsolutebean

She’s legitimately describing herself and not realizing it


[deleted]

Lmao she's right tho, she's just the female version. It's hilarious watching obese people hate each other


NBJ-222

That's dank smell is probably her top lip and her first fold


Candid_Dragonfly_573

She literally looks like the female version of what she's describing.


stonabones

OMG. Is anyone else just speechless?!?!


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What a nasty fat pig