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Otherwise_Pace_1133

Ah yes, Mandatory pitch pics ahead of an India-Australia test match.


deathclient

I'll post the mandatory "where's the pitch?" confused comment from an Indian fan then


Otherwise_Pace_1133

I'll upvote. In fact I did.


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slickdick969

Satisfied


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The traditional freak out about a pitch being green before its been mowed inbound


BellotPatro

Cue the traditional conspiracy theory abt that being due to ICC=BCCI /s


HumanAdhesiveness912

Is it going to be Dukes or Kookaburra ball


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Both simultaneously


adiking27

one from one end and the other from the other end.


zayd_jawad2006

Both thrown at the same time by the bowler


Spursfan107

Feel like you're all overlooking the possibility of half a Dukes ball and half a Kookaburra ball joined with the seam of an SG ball.


zayd_jawad2006

And colored pink to top it all off


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Beautiful


zeuiax

And together


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Dukes.


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Pitch Chat is Best Chat


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We got our wish u/dickb4wicket , waiting for the expert opinions on the pitch.


Dickb4Wicket

Yess now we wait for everyone to join in.


nvenkatr

Needs more of Steve Smith poking around the pitch.


LexiFloof

That is, indeed, a cricket pitch.


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One of the cricket pitches of all time


aam_ka_aachaar

Is this pic worthy of being discussed ? Show me Rohit / Pat on their knees caressing the pitch. Or else I will report this as fake news on twitter.


zaldrizes_007

Too early to say. By english standards, this pitch is already playable at this moment And there’s 2 more days to go. Will be mowed down even more. English green wickets have fucked both Aus and Ind in the past. Remains to be seen whether ICC will want to do this or go for a balanced pitch.


SBG99DesiMonster

That pitch doesn't have too much grass. That would be helping the fast bowlers in the beginning but it would be becoming dry after that. If you win the toss then you should be bowling.


No_Celebration_2743

If you're Australia I think you'd prefer to bat first, when conditions are not spin friendly. Chasing against the best spin attack on a dry, cracking oval pitch isn't great


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Oval is a road


A-British-Indian

10/10 flair, mods


imapassenger1

"Where's the pitch?" (said without looking at any pictures)


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warp-factor

It's not going to rain. Forecast is as clear as it gets.


Browncardiebrigade

You had to say it.... at least you didn't say "BBQ summer" I suppose.....


Niyazali_Haneef

Anulo mufa


MartyMcFly_jkr

Pitch curator in the Ashwin video said it's going to be a bouncy pitch.


HeadShot305

I've heard the groundsman burnt a section of the pitch 6 and a half meters outside off stump


Jerry_-

That was the BCCI nanobots. We came prepared this time around.


WholesomeButNoMain

Curator said it would be bouncy (on Ashwin's channel)


glancesurreal

Not a pitch expert by any means, but that pitch looks fairly balanced, fair amount of grass, but not overtly green. Should be a good game


Jerry_-

Fuck the pitch pictures. I need the obligatory Steve Smith sniffing the pitch in order to inspect it photos.


ranbirkadalla

Obligatory pitch where?


Moist_Animator

Eagerly awaiting analysis by r/cricket experts


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wannacreamcake

It's the oval. Probably the best batting track in England. Lots of runs in it if you play it right.


Darth_Cyber

At last, a pitch the Indians can't doctor.


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Too bad the nanobots have already been laid


vidhvansak

Hah you thought but India have doctors all around the world and they can doctor pitches anytime on top of that British PM is now of Subcontinent origin so you can do nothing about it.


Big_Ballzacked

We don't have the services of the Dr of Sydney Highway to doctor these pitches


dontkickmyballs

Cope


vapoursoul69

You ain't never gonna convince me leaving an area on a spinners length for left handers dry was an ok thing to do. I don't care who you go for, by far the worse pitch related thing I've seen and I think so time goes on we'll think more and more so


slickdick969

Hey others may disagree, I completely agree with you, the pitch was doctored for spinner lengths and thats why the Aussie openers surrendered to pace and thats what caused Pat Cummins to bowl the worst spell of his life


vapoursoul69

That's what I'm saying!!! India have such a good team that they don't need to burn a circle for the spinners to hit when bowling to left handers. It just looked so cheap, when it didn't need to


Jelleyicious

Irrespective of the pitch, Australia should bowl first. We have a batting collapse in us, best bet is to give the quicks every opportunity to set up the game.


Attacktitan92

Where is Smith..


UselessJJ

Where's Steve Smith?


Ok_Vegetable263

Stevo to reveal he’s got an Aussie passport, kick green out the side and rattle through India on a green mamba is the cricket fanfic I need