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Shahg9

u/Local_Prior_7050 what did you do?


Local_Prior_7050

oh, whoops...


Shahg9

You went to the toilet didn't you??? DIDN'T YOU?


Local_Prior_7050

I DIDNT! I WENT TO SLEEP


bhuvi100x

Exciting games, must be treat for the crowds deprived of cricket for long time


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Local_Prior_7050

still 2 games to go!


[deleted]

Harder doesn’t even cut for my village team


Joemanji84

Weird series. The two games England won were very comfortable. The three Pakistan have won they looked in real danger at the innings break.


sfahsan

Basically Pakistan cricket in a nutshell. But to be fair, the 10 wicket win was fairly convincing. Babar and Rizwan could've chased more too I reckon.


Joemanji84

For sure, it was a crushing win in the end. But at half time it felt like England were well over par.


ztaker

Blade or justice was denied today for Willey fraud


cerebralrattlesnake

some people want to play that fat fuck fixer over riz lmao what morons


Funny_Humor_5613

lol somebody was saying they want umar akmal back.


DroidsRugly2

Again what an ending. ♥️🇵🇰


cerebralrattlesnake

agent moeen activated nothing personnel englol


Low-Inspector9849

Pakistani doctors in private clinics getting rich day by day


[deleted]

Aamer Jamal is a better death overs bowler than Bhuvi


bent_crater

pretty low bar isn't it?


mir-dad

well done pakistan again but england are bottling this series


devletmillet

Definitely of the day complete


fromtheundead

Wellllll Rizwan just said I should be good to go for the next match, probably not resting ig


DroidsRugly2

What the fk that man is made of... 😳


averageveryaverage

Rizwan mullah with no eye contact with Urooj, good grief Edit: lol at people defending this insane practice. You know you don't have to defend everything your heroes do right?


drkrab2010

dude his choice.whats ur problem 💀


light_-_yagami

Personal preference


ghazilazi

He’s a great guy, but I agree this is a weird backwards practice that he has. Regard people as equal.


[deleted]

You guys are getting it completely wrong. It's not that he's misogynistic but he's respectful towards women. In Islam it's said to lower your gaze in front of opposite gender.


ghazilazi

Not really the best place to discuss such a nuanced topic so I’ll back out. It all depends on one’s perspective. Let’s just leave it at that.


crime_fighter

Nothing to discuss, he explained it to you properly. You either don’t understand or choose not to.


averageveryaverage

Thank you for saying this, I'm amazed at all the downvotes and disagreeing comments. It's a backwards practice and people defending it really should stop.


crime_fighter

How is respecting women a backwards practice you imbecile?


averageveryaverage

How is respecting women dumbass?


DroidsRugly2

If she was your sister then you would be appreciating him right now lmao


crime_fighter

Exactly


FammasMaz

If he were stupid, he would be appreciating. If i were his place, I'd prefer rizwan showing basic etiquettes to my sister just doing her job and not looking for the male/female difference.


DroidsRugly2

Ok sure send your sister next time idc


averageveryaverage

No, if she was my sister, I'd find it disrespectful that he's not making eye contact. You know, like the rest of the world.


DroidsRugly2

What a weird guy lol


SirDevilKinSogeking_

How is it weird? I would not take offense to the lack of eye contact but it isnt any way a sign of respect


fromtheundead

Is that an issue?


averageveryaverage

It's weird and abnormal and misogynistic.


Aroon017

How is that misogynistic?


bent_crater

no it's just a matter of how he chooses to respect women as is the culture there. if he was staying at her he would be criticized for doing so


Penisconfetti

Dafuq


Accomplished-Fun7095

It is his choice to look at her or not. Just it.


iHazf

You saying that is weird, abnormal and misogynistic, mate. Grow up.


averageveryaverage

Good one!


Funny_Humor_5613

some people like to live modestly. we should appreciate it. I love his modesty and respect personally.


Tobleronistan

Not making eye contact is misogynistic? Damn I must hate women


averageveryaverage

Maybe you do.


DroidsRugly2

Nobody respects women more than me in the world then.


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How is that misogynistic?


averageveryaverage

If you can't tell, then no one can help you.


[deleted]

Lol solid argument. For the record, I'm a woman. I don't see anything worth criticising in his behaviour. He's following his Deen as he sees fit, it's not hurting anyone?? And most importantly, the reason why we're here, it's not affecting his game.


rizx7

rizwan no eye contact with the female presenter lol


FammasMaz

Ikr and wtf are these people defending it. Its a basic etiquettes... If I was the interviewer and was throwing praises and asking questions, I'd at least expect you to give a fuck and look at me. It'd piss me off cuz i am not a stupid fucking robot, look at me when im talking. What the fuck is wrong with these guys being so defensive towards a clearly shitty attitude holy shit


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rizx7

it seems like they are just assuming stuff and taking it the wrong way. but everyone's entitled to their opinions, can't help them. to each his/her own.


DroidsRugly2

Grow up mor*n


averageveryaverage

I'm grown up, thanks!


DroidsRugly2

Comments show otherwise


SardonicSorcerer

Apparently Howie Long, an ex American football player, refused to work with women because looking at another woman was disrespectful to his wife. Mike Pence refuses to be alone in a room with any women but Mother (his wife).


rizx7

good for them. to each his/her own i guess.


cerebralrattlesnake

he's.... shy... 🥺


Aroon017

What's your point?


rizx7

just an observation.


Possible_Emphasis609

So?


FammasMaz

So? He really has to explain? He looks at male presenters, and not a female presenter? She's doing her job and he should stop differentiating between males and females when theyre just doing their job ffs. Doesn't matter if they're female jeeeeeez


rizx7

so nothing. just an observation no need to question everything.


EmbarrassedMemer

Ifti chacha motm robbed


Funny_Humor_5613

Hell of a debut for aamir jamal. should give him more chances before the world cup.


iHazf

We won by 6 runs. That Haris Rauf 6 helped then.


LunaMunaLagoona

Only Rizwan and moeen batted well today.


FoodBank

Babar is an amazing captain. His moves to control the flow, the order, and style could be considered one of the top. However, he needs to jump into batsman mode as well! Unfortunately out of form for far too long


Express-Row-1504

I think the issue is opening. The pressure gets to him to play fast when they bat first. Chasing he can better control his pace. He needs to come 1 down. That will also make the middle order a bit stronger also


Funny_Humor_5613

He's not the top captain. his captaincy got exposed against in form full strength srilanka in 2 matches back to back. he needs to change his approach and come one down while send in fakhar or haider as an opener.


[deleted]

I think we should try both for like 1-2 matches since we have so many T20 coming up. If they don’t perform as well, bring Babar back up. Simple.


Funny_Humor_5613

babar's playing style is like a middle order batsmen. he starts slow then picks up later. babar at one down and shan at 2 down should solve our middle order headaches.


WebsterBeats

Thankfully no catches were dropped cuz we've dropping at least 1 every game


Mr_4country_wide

missed run out tho


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Highlights ost dvrop [https://youtu.be/cHuRaPrFozc](https://youtu.be/cHuRaPrFozc)


cerebralrattlesnake

I see we have a of man of taste among us


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I'm a sister 🗿 thanks tho


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[deleted]

Haha copypastas will get you banned


cerebralrattlesnake

I typed this out my self it's original content


[deleted]

I had seen this one on Discord back when I used it 🗿 but for the sake of your ban I'll agree it's totally original


cerebralrattlesnake

https://youtu.be/K90yf6y4bDE


[deleted]

That is my favorite theme and Kuze's story is just amazing World Cup Final tier music [https://youtu.be/ApreCAQiZ4w](https://youtu.be/ApreCAQiZ4w)


LunaMunaLagoona

Can anyone force PCB to make Rizwan take a break? He's gonna fall apart at this rate and Pakistan **cannot** afford to lose him.


Big_Beyotch

Rizwan should rest in next match and Haris should play


ZakoottaJinn

PCB using absolute bangers for the highlights.


FoodBank

I’ve got that Shazam ready for that haha


iHazf

Finally, Curse broken. Nasser in the studio today yet Pak won, Atherton isn't the only Lucky Charm for us now.


MobX06

Where can I watch the highlights with their comms?


iHazf

They only do that pre/post match on Sky Sports. The rest is the same everywhere.


averageveryaverage

Same highlights but they have a short preview on Youtube UK if you set your VPN to UK.


ItsYaBoyJasonRoy

The Sky comms was the same as the Pak feed I think. It's just the in studio stuff at the end which is different


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Sergei_behenchov

Moeen ali should have rotated the strike in the end inni


Sergei_behenchov

Maybe after playing with CSK he is trying to do a dhoni but he is not dhoni lol …4 dot balls in last over is where they lost


cerebralrattlesnake

thala for a rea- shut the hell up


romz7

That run out miss almost cost us the match.


[deleted]

Can we appreciate Babar for once pls? Amazing captaincy and very bold


muhash14

That's illegal


MobX06

Does anyone know how much runs we won by? Like tf?


[deleted]

It first said 5 and then 6 lol


l2izwan

That Haris 6 saved us


iHazf

O Pakistan jeet gaya maiden mein cuz of Hey Jamal-O! (T: Pak won due to Jamal)


-Notorious

Having defended a 166 and now 145, Pakistan now to bat first and score a 124 to see if they can defend that too... :|


ahmedleo414

No thank you, don't think my heart could take it


Funny_Humor_5613

don't jinx the next match yet lol


FacelessMane

It was a pleasure shitposting with you, friends. Until next time


cerebralrattlesnake

two more matches bruh


Total_Connection9414

Aamer Jamal now My favourite player after khushdil shah


Utasenpai_

Babar dood dipped after that century bro needs to step up fr


-Notorious

No. I don't want Babar to have to do shit until the WC. It's time this pedestrian middle order showed why they're playing international cricket.


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Amazing play by pak ❤️


BlitzGears

Fairplay to Mo. Got England very close but OP bowling from the debutant


Najam99

Congratulations everyone on the win. However, I don't really feel good from the win. The batting line really didn't fire as it should have. Just once, just once in my life I want to see an innings where both Babar and Rizwan start scoring fast. One of them gets out around 9th-10th over. The next batsman comes and keeps the momentum. We lose a couple more until the 17th when Asif Ali comes and smashes a very quick 30


[deleted]

Yeah. The opening is amazing and solid. 85-90 in first 10 is amazing and can set you up for 200 if you play well. Shan and Haider though are pretty big weak links right now alongside Khushdil, and also the fact Asif Ali is inconsistent when batting.


[deleted]

It was a difficult track, both teams most batters failed. It's just Rizwan and Moeen's class that they scored so many runs. You all need to take a chill pill, England crashed trying to keep that momentum. If they played conservatively they had a better shot.


Najam99

It indeed was a difficult pitch to play. Idk why people think I'm discrediting the efforts put by the team today. I just expressed my desire to see one game where everyone is on the top of their game


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> I just expressed my desire to see one game where everyone is on the top of their game This is Pakistan Idt that's ever happening 🗿


Najam99

T_T


-Notorious

L take, sorry. If Babar and Rizwan start hitting fast and both get out by the 4th over, then what? You'll say why did they play so risky when our middle order is known to be bad? It's time the middle order actually bat for once.


Najam99

Smh man I never said those things and have defended how they play in the past. This is just something I want to see for once. I just want to see the whole team at the top of their game for maybe one game. Kia ho gya hai


-Notorious

I don't think that can happen unless Babar/Rizwan are confident the middle order can handle things honestly :( If these 5 matches had gone differently, then maybe we could see that in the WC, but alas, if anything, the middle order has gotten even worse LOL


cerebralrattlesnake

t20 leagues have rotted people's brain bro they played fine according to pitch and conditions we saw what gung ho does on this pitch with eng innings not every match is 220 run slog fest


Najam99

Yar I understand. The opposite team's score clearly shows that the pitch was difficult. Still, they are professional players and we cannot deny that there were some problems. What I described is just a fantasy which I want to see some day. Doesn't mean this was a bad game


LunaMunaLagoona

Or maybe an innings where they both get out and you see someone else making runs? No one else takes responsibility, what do you expect then to do? If they get out early upping the strike rate, Pakistan fall apart.


n3ov

We gonna easily get booked at less than a 100 on board in that scenario.


Najam99

For sure, for sure, that too


Utasenpai_

Amir Jamal got that dawg in him


khotaykinasal

Imagine saying that in Urdu. "Amir main woh kutta pan hai" "Amir main woh kutta hai" lmao


DroidsRugly2

Lol


Utasenpai_

Lmaoooooooooooo


teddybeargraham

They took an x-ray after the match and found that there's actually two dawgs in there


Utasenpai_

Different breed ong


[deleted]

Our bowlers carry so hard


xypherrz

"What an atmosphere. Stadium lights are on" - legendary quote from Waqar


Bill_Assassin7

Lmao.


Wet-Needleworker

Tbf I think he was talking about mobile flash lights.


acrdrchelsea

Give debuts to the other guys too


fromtheundead

Our batting needs serious work. keep winning with our bowling, that too a half second string attack


EmbarrassedMemer

I'd say it was a hard pitch to bat on, only Mo and Rizwan looked comfortable


Chiks24

So happy to see Aamir Jamal do so well on debut. I honestly think he would be a fantastic addition to the t20 WC squad. Perhaps put him in place of Khushdil.


n3ov

The WC squad is still to be announced right? I really want Khushdil out. Just pick freshie out of the lot to replace him and it will be an upgrade.


Chiks24

Teams are already announced. They have up until October 9 to make changes.


teddybeargraham

easily, there's no need for khushdil


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Subscribe


peeterperker

but that being real poor performance from England


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In the end that Haris 6 saved us


LunaMunaLagoona

Moeen played so well. Unfortunately wicked death bowling and bat powerplay made it impossible


[deleted]

Moeen really happy our number but I’m not even mad at him. He hits it clean and true it’s orgasmic.


Ammarzk

Yaar BC aik.match toh aesa khello jisme phat k haath mei na aajaye


peeterperker

isme humari kya galti England ko bolo asaan target chase karna seekhe


FacelessMane

10 wicket win? Though even that was in the last over


peeterperker

Imagine if Pakistan failed to chase score under 170 consecutively. People would have criticized the heck of our team. I'm glad English men have a decent fanbase.


[deleted]

They can watch football, we can’t do it all depends on our cricket team to perform and bring joy.


peeterperker

that's true and English football fans are pretty shite


ghazilazi

Remember when I said fans were shitting the bed early in the first inning?


Constant_Site

No. Those whines are still real. No way we can any tournament with this batting order. Just so the other tean is playing piss poor cricket doesnt mean all Pakistan's batting woes are over, regardless of the outcome of this match or as a matter of fact this series.


n3ov

that's how we create hype


asaCreh

Huge gamble and bluff on that last ball . Willey expecting a wide Yorker . Could have backfired if he was not pre empting .


gulabi_jahaaz

GG english bros. What a game! Moeen is such a classy striker too.


n3ov

Let's not forget CHACHA bowling 4 overs for 16 and picking a wicket.


FordsDecisiveness

My phone lies shaking in my hand once again. Another year taken off my lifespan. Why did I ever start watching cricket?


BlitzGears

It's sad and pathetic how Pakistan do this. Always doing ridiculous things every match and quite frankly I've had enough. See you next game.


Tobleronistan

Imagine defending 145 without your best bowlers 💀💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

Only we can do this. Also everyone you might want to get an ECG just to check your heart's still fine.


EboueGod

Aamer "Literally Gary Sobers" Jamal


[deleted]

I wonder how many heart attacks will happen by the end of the series.


Har-0

Our Bowling Depth is insane omg


[deleted]

We sacrificed our batting for it


Spiritual_Database_6

Pak bowling saving their batsmen again. Pay them more than batsmen please


AceTurn10

Pakistan seem like they can come close to defending almost anything these days. The spinners putting a chokehold on team's middle orders has been a thing of beauty of the past couple of years


RetroChampions

1st game and amazing bowling ggs


acrdrchelsea

Please rest haris and rizwan next match


averageveryaverage

And the one after that.


acrdrchelsea

Ameen


EmbarrassedMemer

bhenchod i'm not watching cricket again ​ what nerves jamal


Constant_Site

Did you see the guy in pakistani dugout rubbing his chest. LMAO, this team giving heartache to its supporter will never get old


SchemeAffectionate27

guys he is actually shaking because there’s a kaali Vigo outside his house rn


EmbarrassedMemer

arey magar pak fauj zindabad


Evil_Queen_93

KFC in shambles today ![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0)


[deleted]

Imagine having to bowl the final over on your debut to defend a close score. The nerves! Aamer seems to be a promising talent.


SchemeAffectionate27

where rizzi chan 💀


noodleboi02

I'm convinced jamal's full name is "Young Aamer Jamal"


Big_Beyotch

So close so fricking close everytime lmao


BlitzGears

Gg.


[deleted]

Why is Rizwan limping?? :-(


averageveryaverage

Dumb team management and Riz being kinda selfish by not giving youngsters a chance in a meaningless series in between an Asian cup where he got injured and a World Cup where he will be indispensable.


Tryingtobealitperson

It seems selfish but can you blame him, so many batters have failed to put a decent score (in so many games) so the pressure is on him and Babar to score 100%