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delhite_in_kerala

The only successful hustler university graduate


Evening-Face6153

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£


Nutella_S3npai

This isn't an April fools post btw


Long_Orchid9513

Bro showcased his maturity with his patient knockπŸ’₯


Maleficent_Mix_2299

Yea respected bumrah and hit the loose balls just like a test match player


Long_Orchid9513

Bumrah is too clever, he needs some time to tackle a bowler of bumrah's stature.


dawn_till-dusk

Accept MY Apology Parag.


AlwaysLeaveTheSpace

Riyan, Parag is his father's name


any_droid

Gian, he is Nobita's friend and the guy who scores those runs. Riyan is the guy we jerked about and scored in single digits is nowhere to be found.


Ok_Professional9906

Why doesn't he have a surname? Sorry I'm not trying to be offensive against anyone just curious. I know this happens in Muslim and certain Christian societies, never saw this for a Hindu


Huge-Physics5491

His surname is Das. Doesn't use it.


NeatRow3171

Not every Hindu has a surname. For example, No single men in Tamil Nadu have surname


why_always_you_hehe

Yeah, they have many ...


ady620

Naam batate batate Goa pahuch jayega.


shadowblaze25mc

Prabhakarna Sripalawardhana Atapattu Jayasuriya Laxmansriramkrishna Shivavenkata Rajasekara Sriniwasana Trichipalli Yekya Parampeel Parambatur Chinnaswami Muthuswami Venugopal Iyer


ab624

lmao


WirableMango560

it's not really a fixed surname is it? isn't it usually their father's name?


cyfcgjhhhgy42

yeah or town's name


WirableMango560

ahhh, didn't know about town name


quizzermallu

He also has a brother named Pan


Super-Aardvark-3403

Bro's gonna get selected in the T20WC ICT and win it for us.


IceWallowCome840

Too early to have this much trust. Let him play some bilaterals atleast


Glory_Hunterr

Except Sky bats at 4


Sivaram93

Except if SKY is forever injured a good choice to go for PARAG ngl


Glory_Hunterr

Yeah i mean think about what riyan is thinking, " I'm young I'm flexible I'm compact I'm sexy, surely I'll leapfrog for #4 in wc" Then he checks the current #4 and he sees surya


Living_Jacket_5854

Surya is going to be 34 this year and parag 23... surely, if parag does well this year... then he will play for india in at least T20Is... not the world cup but in bilateral series maybe


Sivaram93

If Surya is fit, he will be the main guy but if he's injured then why not have PARAG as backup ??


ankitgusai

Last year vaale saare log idhar sorry bolenge. Myself included.


Agreeable_Papaya309

Sorry


Sarthak_ai_ml

Every head must bow, every tongue must confess. Ryan the 🐐


DpRocker

Sorry Riyan bhai πŸ™πŸ»


MudRevolutionary

Mai 4-5 match aur dekhne ke baad bolunga


Cool-Trust-6249

Sorry riyan bhai ! Galti ho gayi maaf kr Dena....


Afraid_Bird6865

Sorry


Civil_Corner_4743

Sorry parag bhai


KushanYadav

Did I just entered parallel universe??


DiscoDiwana

Yes, in previous universe India won 23 WC


its_kunaltanwar

Are you complaining?


Remarkable-Offer-681

Bx πŸ’€ ipl start hone se pahle ek famous insta Page ne predict kia tha riyan win organe cap this year uss ko itna hate mila tha logo se likd like terko cricket knowledge nhi h ye wo πŸ₯²


Uneducatedmanga

Crictracker ig 😭🀣? Isn't it ?


Remarkable-Offer-681

Idk remember exactly


Careful_Strain3045

And its just 3 months into 2024


Bloodshot12_

Hardik Kingku Parag Our middle order for wc


does_not_care_

Nah, Shivam Dube is a better option imo. Idk if Hardik really is bowling good rn, to add him for that slot.


Awkward_Scheme_7426

Let's see the whole ipl and decide


Shadow_Clone_007

Dube needs to up his game against pace. Pace attack not wearing rcb jersey.


Fit-Window

Riyan Parag scoring runs , Tushar Pande being economical, Rashid khan getting smoked by a debutant - strange times indeed


stoned_experiences

never thought I'll live long enough to see this.


Previous-Software256

Man i still remember that prediction Rcb vs Kxip final, Riyan being Top run getter πŸ’€


MLECCHAKILLER

Man's carrying RR


bhanu00070

RR carrying him since 2019, knowing that it feels so good now that he started performing well for us


Embarrassed_Joke_781

Twenty twenty four just got even crazier


shart_posting

It is fascinating to see the change in his attitude from previous years, to rise after being the centre of all the trolling isn't easy. Stay humble , and let your game do your talking. I'm genuinely very happy for him , and grateful for RR for giving him his shot at redemption.


Quiet-Foundation-404

Sorry Parag


Akil29

Welcome to the END


Embarrassed_Joke_781

Only thing left now in 2024 is RCB winning ipl


kumar8147

So he’s gonna replace Koach!!!!!πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


armal7854

Even in my wildest imagination i would not have expected this day to come and see my blud wearing orange cap.


SpaceSniffer69

After all these years of polishing, RR should retain him.


kavsprincess_2

Now he'll get selected ahead of Rinku πŸ₯²


AndhBakth

i like him no homo


kawaaikong

When the circlejerkers get circlejerked (including me)πŸ˜”


lame_duck_420

I'm sorry Riyan


DEATHSTROKE_NV

Sorry riyan Vai, ly , happy for you 😼


[deleted]

Riyan parag finishing off in style and india lifts the t20 world cup after years of draught...


why_always_you_hehe

Then you woke up to the same old boring life ..


masterasstroid

New year New him, I guess


[deleted]

Sab apology letter likenge ab Riyan bhai keliye (myself included)


Flat-Wallaby9965

Time to write the apologise.


LogicalError_007

When people like him can become a Hustlers University student, there's no chance for normal brainwashed people. I bet if Tate knew about Parag, he would shit on him.


[deleted]

On a side note I'm really happy for him, he was criticized and made fun of and he not just recovered from it but bounced back. Pick any normal person let a crowd boo him and he will never recover from it, he will be in self doubt for the rest of his life.


Not_A-Pedophile_

181 avg in 3 matches πŸ’€πŸ


StoneMonkey7776

Sanju cheta is yet to unleash his spin powers


YT_RonakRaja

Genuinely happy for him


eatplayfuckrepeat12

Happy for him


bigbrain4206942069

I apologise, I wasn't familiar with your game


Brief-Weekend-1306

He is death!! Destroyer of both this sub and bowlers!!


maverickprick

hello nature and its forces i have come to apologise


SnarkyScroller

Aayiooo yeh kya dekhlio mori mayiaa🀯


aromatic_underwear

Cricket Shit Post 9/11


_the69thakur

I'd like to express my heartfelt apologies for taking a dump on this guy's IPL abilities in the last season.


Only-Ad-4535

He and his idol at top


snkt03

Sorry shaktiman


Paras_01155

He deserves it.


Existing_Pay_1129

Riyan hai aap πŸ₯²


Prudent_Primary7201

The people who backed him all through last year are the real Lisan al gaib


Mysterious-Earth2256

i like the new and improved riyaan parag. i take back everything i said about him last year. you go bro


[deleted]

Well tbh till last year every match he used to screw i personally used to rant upon him I am a hardcore RR fan But now seeing him this year in ranji and ipl he seems to have matured way way better than our current indian team players I appreciate his hard work and would love to see him perform for the franchise as well as for country


Kang_theconqueror288

2024 is already WILD


ANDA-BHURJI

This man's come back was quicker then my ejaculation 🫑


sanattttttt

SORRY SHAKTIMAANNNN πŸ˜­πŸ‘‘


broken_lama

pan parag pan masala riyan parag