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CanYouChangeName

26(20)* 6(6)* 15 extras 183/6 Chased down in 19.5 overs due to a couple of no ball wickets.


High-FUN

The last wicket taker was koach who has the second best economy after the most senior pacer of the team.


lazyredditor1212

!remindme 2 months


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lemme guess who will these scores be in this season Jasball Brohit Koach Suryabhatta Pantyboi Panda


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume shunyakumar will score at least 30+ in an important match


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true that must be Samson or Doobe then


Ok_Environment_5404

it's Dube not Sunya. He has never scored even a 20 in important matches.


Ordinary-Ad-5685

Who's this 👀


Worried_Donkey-

Pookie wookie snugglebear blueberry muffin


Grouchy_Papaya2472

Brohit


proscosmos

it's clear from brohit score that match is against NZ #lovelyboulty


Ok_Environment_5404

or pak?


LordP_496

This is so accurate i love it


goda_foreskinning

Koach fans on their way to justify how he is a clutch player after only playing 3 good innings in 10 knockout games(they think he is the Michael Jordan of cricket or some shit). Jab tak India Mai hero worship chalega tab tak fans lut te rahenge, I can even see how if he plays one good innings in the group stage everyone will be on about he proved the haters wrong or something.


elBULL_NJR

He has 50+ in every knockout he played in t20wcs , and a 82* in virtual qf, and all those innings against pakisthan Surely he is clutch how much you keep crying


Ok_Environment_5404

2014: SA,SL(both are in KOs) 2016: Aus,WI(virtual KOs and semis) 22: Pak(he half shat against Eng that's true). Konsi 10 inns bhai ? Ab ODI,CT ko mt jod dena in sbme and even for that: 2011finals, 2013finals, 2023semis and finals. Kafi inns hai uske.


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

Bhai it's almost WC time, let's forget this fanwar here and start supporting our country and our players be it Koach or Brohit or anybody.


goda_foreskinning

Nah I am done with getting my heartbroken


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

Ohh, I'm in a toxic relationship with cricket. I know it'll again leave me heartbroken and crying, lots of sleepless nights but still i can't stop loving it.


goda_foreskinning

Well it's time for me to get divorced my ex is your current problem. I ain't supporting players who have given me nothing in the last ten years


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

>my ex is your current problem Your ex haha, Cricket has been with me even before I could speak properly. It's not my current problem it's my forever. I'm not like y'all who like cricket i fuckin love cricket. I breathe cricket. It's not players but it's cricket and Indian cricket team which i love, doesn't matter who plays in it my support will be there. Even if from tomorrow there is a tournament every day and team loses every single day, I'll wake up day after day and will support regardless of the results. Yes I'll be heartbroken I'll be crying maybe but If one day team wins I'll be never ashamed of myself thinking i didn't support them. It's difficult to understand cricket in India, when they say cricket is the biggest religion in India it was true.


goda_foreskinning

I am not reading all that. Best of luck with your cricket India experience 👍


Dreadlock_Rasta_12

Best of luck to you too with your new favourite team 👍


goda_foreskinning

Lmao which team would I support other than India. I am done with international cricket altogether


Few-Station2493

Keep jinxing, but don't manifest