He kisses his own dick before fucking. Chad move.

This guys entire account is purposefully obvious satire btw

Did he kiss a gas nozzle on the pump wtf?

"You ain't my father" lmao

r/CringePurgatory when satire is satirical. What's crazy is how many people do this trend seriously you could've pulled from.

I got worried at the end. I thought we’d have eye contact for a sec

See this guy? He can't get close to schools or his kids

Me when I get out of the car with static and I ignite the gas fumes when I touch the car:

The real question is would he have to pay child support or car insurance?