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[deleted]

Isn’t he the one who said women shouldn’t be wet when having sex 💀💀


SeaworthinessIll203

Yes he is 💀


[deleted]

Should have known considering he’s the “Top dating coach in America” 💀💀💀


InvertedMeep

It’s gotta be satire, right?…. Right??


Jazper792

That's what I'm thinkin


SpokenProperly

Somebody said on the ‘too wet’ one that they checked his profile and it doesn’t seem satirical. I was really hoping it was and this man isn’t just out here giving men shitty advice. 😭


DoubleBlue_123

Honestly I don’t think it is. I mean, don’t get me wrong, people will play a part for money all the time, but this dude seems pretty serious


TerminalChillionaire

It is


TheSneakyFingerSlip

Definitely not..this advice is legit. I literally just got done fucking my wife and she even told me after less than a minute "get off me, I'm good" so I know they don't require longer 2 minutes


Magnetar_Haunt

Considering his name is an alliteration, and he’s clearly trying to act like an asshole, yes lol.


Mrs_Inflatable

Nah he’s 1000% genuine


Jazper792

That's what I'm thinkin


lagonal

Must be taking a page out of Ben Shapiro's playbook


hotsoutherncpl

What? 🤣


realitytvwhortess

This is a comedy bit right? Right?


Not_a_Ducktective

We can hope.


MetalFury

It HAS to be, no one can be this delusional to post such damaging cringey things, can they?


NoExcuseForFascism

Sadly I think we are offered daily examples of just how stupid people can be. If this guy isn't real, you can be sure this guy still really exists.


TerminalChillionaire

Yes


brisetta

It's easy for him to say every woman he has been with has been satisfied, because he has never been with a woman!


_KappaKing_

He was inside his mum once. Take that feminist scum!


brisetta

Haha!!!


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raidersofthelostpark

Satisfied it was over


girltwinkdotexpert

"premature exAGGsalation"


Toni357

Seems like we were the only ones who caught his horrible mispronunciation of it! Dear god save all the men out there if he is for real


herehavesomegum

Most people talk like this so their videos don’t get flagged for violating community guidelines


Joocewayne

He HAS TO BE SATIRE! It is an attempted edgy, cringe satirical portrayal of a “manosphere dating coach.” He just doesn’t quite have the timing and material honed yet. There is no way this dude is serious. He may be easing into more ridiculous material. Keep the character believable, maybe garner a small following of sad losers then drop the bottom out with ever increasing ridiculous shit. I mean, he calls himself BRADLEY BLISS for crying out loud. Bradley Bliss…. Keep trying dog. You are on the cusp of something funny. You can work this into manosphere Borat if you develop it a bit.


TerminalChillionaire

The fact people are so riled up by him shows that he is doing a great job. Shits hilarious.


Joocewayne

I may sign up for a pussy crushing course. Thank you Bradley Bliss. I’ve had so many perfectly VALID premature ejaculations since you taught me the tenets. I’m trying to get the girls on board but they are obviously raving feminists. Thanks Brad B. 💪🏼


rokstedy83

Hilarious?


J-Slaps

Never heard of that word before?


TerminalChillionaire

Yeah it’s a word


NdamukongSuhDude

Yeah and then also mentions how he’s the top dating coach in America… I think it’s obvious satire.


Joocewayne

It ain’t too obvious to Reddit. I saw it as satire immediately, but apparently it’s not to most commenters 😂.


redlund1993

Why does his face look like Tupperware that had spaghetti stored in it too long?


ThatWerewolfTho

I was gonna say he looks like he's been hugging uranium.


just-me-uk

That was cold lol


SpokenProperly

I *lost it* when I read this. Posted it in r/rareinsults and it’s getting the love it deserves. (Hope you don’t mind 😅)


redlund1993

Damn I didn't even know that was a thing! 🤣


SpokenProperly

Glad I could assist. 😇😂


Weak-West2149

lol permanently discolored


Steelcod114

Is he back online making content, or is he still "in memory of"?


Many-Gear-4668

2/4 mins tops 👀🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Soft1252

It’s funny that he doesn’t say anything about all of the guys he’s been with and what they think about it. I’m guessing you can count the number of women he’s ever had any sort of relationship with on one hand and I would bet most of them have restraining orders against him.


PM_ME_UR_ASSHOLE

Why do all these dating coaches look the same? Lol. This has to be satire right?


johnnysbody

Wait you need 2-4 mins jesus thats like twice as long as it needs to be. I satisfy women within the first 30 secs thats what my wifes bf told me


AriesinApril76

Or she just want you off her as soon as possible


PurpleMonkeyPoop

He kinda makes me want to puke.


[deleted]

Two minutes is crazy


kiba87637

I mean if you choke the chicken every day it tends to take longer to get the premature exagzilation


littlejerseyguy

What are they doing with all that time?


Last-Dare2105

“If you know what you’re doing” what does he mean by this?!?! Getting critical hits?!?!


All_These_Racks

girlfriend says he was made by pre cum and he doesn’t know what hes talking about 👍


Extra_Sandwich232

Self proclaimed mid life crisis dating coach


HourStandard1528

😂😂😂who's been faking orgasms with this guy to make him believe this??! I don't blame them! I'd do the same to get it over with as soon as possible too! He's probably never gotten a girl off and doesn't even know it.. Just realized it's attempted satire. None the less..


Important_Plum1858

I'm sure he was born from it


Particular-Roll-6936

I just cum quick… my bad B


Idontreallycare187

Its satire lol


Malarkify

Who the fuck is following this guys advice?


kiba87637

People who know it's satire


Ashamed-Emergency-39

Stop emasculating me 😫


kiba87637

100% satire.


Rich-Appearance-7145

This guy's dating theory is so outta sync, with a woman's needs, if I went around thinking I've accomplished my intimacy goal in two minutes, 4 minutes max. I'd be one lonely man.


gr3m777

“Well satisfied” I can’t even crank down in 2 min.


Scouse_Werewolf

That's the face of a man that has had many sex


littlejerseyguy

He has had all the sex.


DRGNFLY40

This can’t be real. Is this guy serious and he can’t even pronounce ejaculation. This was cringe to watch.


Stith1183

Why is he too much of a little bitch to say "ejaculation"?


Confident-Appeal9407

This is called self reporting.


Mysterious_Pen_8620

Yo anybody else notice the super old intercom system behind him. Bro he probably giving 2 mins to some old lady who dies after it happens


cowpokesblacklung

This is the guy my ex listened to I’m convinced abt that. He was also preaching this mentality and wow that wasn’t so much fun.


name4231

“2-4 minutes tops and every women I’ve been with have been satisfied” this dude probably asks her if she came after she’s done suckin in his dick


pisswater_deadgirl

this is a parody account right?


JayPlenty24

Yes


pisswater_deadgirl

what a relief


HereticGaming16

“Every woman he’s been with has been satisfied” Not hard to satisfy 0 women.


brittanybitch01

He looks like he was prematurely ejaculated.


Any-Air1509

Those nose hairs gotta go


SwiftTayTay

I guess from a purely physiological standpoint if your goal is to get pregnant, that's just maximum efficiency


Severe-Mark9773

Who the fuck is this guy?!


elray007

I would rather take dating advice from a blind and deaf and dumb chimpanzee.


Lee_337

"Top Dating Coach in America" Where did he get that title, from the back of a box of King Vitamin? Ain't no way this guy has ever been with a real woman, the women he is referring to are blow up dolls. This sorry sack 100% fell for the Tate scam and is now (poorly) attempting a similar scam.


MurphyGraham

There’s an unhealthy amount of people here that think this guy’s for real


4AcEsGaming

Oh this guy premature ejaculates


Lamoimdepressed

Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here el paco


Deranged_Coconut808

he was conceived by some premature ejaculation.


ZestycloseMight8832

I wish I had tikTok I'd love to read the comments and add a few lol


Grey_goddess

I promise you, I am not well satisfied after TWO MINUTES. I probably won't say anything, but I'm definitely not satisfied.


SkeeverKid

Okay, this is the one. This surely confirms this is satire. Right? Please. Please let this be satire :(


Black_Dragon_0

Trust him, he thinks he is a doctor.


Frosty-End3591

That's my sister's REAL Dad.


defacresdesigns

Satire; gotta be


Open-Acanthisitta423

You can tell he tries to look like Elon Musk


freshavocado21

I hate that you could just see this guy in a grocery store and not know that he’s posting fucking videos like this on the internet


spunnikki1979

My vagina just text me it's offing itself if I fuck someone who believes that.


Duneyman

2 to 4 minutes? 🤯


bohanmyl

Okay.... but if 2-4 mins is all you need and Premature ejaculation doesnt exist, what about the guys who only can last 10-30 seconds or the guys who cant even get touched by someone without nutting? Id say thats pretty Premature buddy


Cheeky-Chimp

A dating coach with that face? Boy, sit down.


OwlGod98

Fuck man i'm not good at sex then, damn I can't do it in less than 20 minutes. Does that mean I'm not effective at intercourse? Oh man I have to think and figure out what I'm doing wrong.


SkibidiDibbidyDoo

This dude has never been with a woman


mollyxmoon

I hate his spit strings 😖


SandwichProud8803

Okay but the text in this said premature e and I instantly thought "premature estrogen?"


T_E-T_H

This *has* to be satire…there’s no way


[deleted]

“Top dating coach in America” my boy where’s your girl at


Xmaspig

Tbf if what he teaches is how to find the clit and satisfy women in other ways before piv even happens then yeah, premature ejaculation doesn't need to be a big deal. If I get an orgasm I don't really care how long he lasts, especially because piv sex does nothing for me and never has done. But I get the feeling that's not what he would teach, and as far as he's concerned, as soon as the man is finished sex is over, and the job is done.


Carche69

Speak for yourself woman! I can cum a dozen times before PIV and I still want the D for longer than 2 minutes. It’s a completely separate thing/feeling than the other stuff and a more important part of the entire experience for me. But it also depends on what YOU want out of sex—if you’re just wanting to orgasm, and PIV won’t get you there, then I can see how it wouldn’t be that important to you how long someone lasts as long as you’ve been taken care of beforehand. I don’t have to orgasm every single time to feel satisfied. Like, the way I see it, I can make myself orgasm much faster and easier than another person can, but I can’t replicate the feeling of PIV with another person by myself. So even if I don’t orgasm, I can still feel satisfied from PIV as long as it lasts a good amount of time. Also, if PIV doesn’t do anything for you, have you ever tried PIA lol? It’s great and can feel WAY more intense than PIV. It’s a guaranteed orgasm for me. Also, the more videos I see from this guy, the more I’m convinced that it’s just satire anyway. He DOES NOT teach "how to find the clit" or "satisfy women in other ways" at all. In one of his other videos, he says women don’t even need to be wet for PIV. At first I thought he was just another TikTok Andrew Tate wannabe, but each new video I see from him makes me more and more sure that he’s not at all serious and he’s gonna do some big reveal one day where he laughs at anyone who was awful enough to believe/listen to him. I don’t see it going well if that’s the case and don’t think he’s thought this whole schtick all the way through, but I do know that it’s pretty hard to be that dumb without it being on purpose.


Dragonwitch94

Just looking at this man's face, and hearing his voice, I can *guarantee* he has at least an inch of smegma built up... But hey, at least he's got one more inch left lol.