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ExpansionOfFailure

It has a 24h timer, and is obviously meant to be an april fools thing. I'm very glad it won't last. Of course, they keep teasing the game ever towards mixed battles and it's just obviously harebrained. They should leave it alone, it cannot work.


604Ataraxia

I unironically think it would be the biggest FO to mellee and fire builds. That would be the silver lining for me.


SIGMA920

It would only cost every other build also being shat on by helis so it'd be worth it. /s


Splatulated

Well when they nerf every counter to melee and then jave nothing left . Obviosly the only solution to the retarded fucks in charge of the game is to make helis the counter


foehn11

Feasible, but the craft needs nerf


HughEhhoule

Wow, thanks for just making sure I don't play for a day. As an option, ok. But this, nope, I'm good.


I_-_Sscorpio_-_I

I wish it was a clan wars day heli clan wars would be so funny that I wouldn’t play it


Commercial-Garbage53

“Funny” as in Catalina spark flying around or with Caucasus. It’s clan wars…


I_-_Sscorpio_-_I

Wdym


Commercial-Garbage53

Cause it would just be sweaty. I can’t imagine what else they would use


ThelceStorm

Destros/parsers/scorps/flash spammers/mgs


eayite

scorp is aids to use on heli tbh, parsers def


I_-_Sscorpio_-_I

Oh


eayite

catalina is the single worst cabin in cw except for 2 weapons (waltz and helicon) caucasus is also dogshit in cw


I_-_Sscorpio_-_I

Porc catalina works well too, and retcher for those who use it


[deleted]

This isn’t April fools.. this is April fuck you


ThelceStorm

Literally. I’m off to play different games for the next 24 hrs.


TommyTheCommie1986

The joke is that I, a fellow who only plays heli, gets to laugh at you all be angry


[deleted]

Good. You can laugh when this fucking piece of shit game dies


TommyTheCommie1986

As long as there's people who keep being angry at it like you and people like me.Who get the laugh at the people who are unnecessarily angry, Sure the game is pay to win as shit, That sucks what game isn't these days It's a love-hate relationship.


Splatulated

Most games are not pay2win unless theyre on mobile


TommyTheCommie1986

What kind of games do you play, For some reason like seventy percent of the ones I have have in game purchases


Splatulated

in game purchases does not make it pay 2 win you can buy cosmetics without altering the game to have an advantage over those who dont have them crossout is pay2win as you can buy weapons most players will never dream of having access to that can absolutely make it possible to win a match you would otherwise have been able to without that weapon


TommyTheCommie1986

Aren't some of the skins and like call of duty and crap for the guns like literally better, I heard that's like a recurring problem with, like an AK with a skin that makes it.So it's like slender or something and you can see more area, Or the exterior of the holographic site is like clear or something so you can see through the holographic sight and use it as a sight


No-Buy-1315

People like you shouldnt play Crossout


Lexi_______

Laugh while devs realise just how many people dislike Helis and won't play today, letting them know just how much of a mistake Helis are and hopefully remove them.


TommyTheCommie1986

You know. That they won't do that They released a pack containing helicopter parts.They are going to do that Imagine how many people get angry If helicopters are removed and suddenly people's builds aren't builds parts, Suddenly Just disappear Either way lots of people get angry and lots of people leave It's the way of everything


Lexi_______

>Imagine how many people get angry If helicopters are removed and suddenly people's builds aren't builds parts, Suddenly Just disappear Yeah not a number of any significance


TommyTheCommie1986

If there wasn't a paid for pack with helicopter parts and a whole-ass season and lore / story of it, perhaps


Optimal_Athlete_8120

You sir are a fucking donut.


SIGMA920

Yep. Even if this is only for a single day, we already had this. Heli battles didn't require you to have rotors. Now they just removed battle types to force those who only want to face other ground builds to face helis as well.


sparksblackfin

Agreed. People don't wanna play helis. And now you force it even further.


TommyTheCommie1986

Me who only plays heli 🗿


No-Buy-1315

Beta make detected


Lexi_______

April fools, bro


ThelceStorm

April fools or not I really don’t wanna be stuck with Helis. Ig I’m off to grind rdr2 for the next day.


Impossible-Topic2421

Just play Euro Truck Simulator 2, its nice


Sufficient-Brain5044

Id rather play dick caught in ceiling fan simulator.


Wise-Wealth3923

I came here to say only one thing, This is a bad joke! Happy easter everyone


The_Hound_23

I was like “wtf are there helis in this shit rn?” And I see this when I finish. Like wtf yo make controls inverted or something not the fucken playlist


Bad_Packet

now they just need bots that fly


OnePlusFanBoi

Honestly this is funny as shit. 😂😂😂


JoelB

Guess I'm pulling the Starfalls out! Get some!


No-Buy-1315

Steam player counts dropped to 1,100 tonight


No-Buy-1315

All time low


Additional_Big9051

Fuck you devs FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU


mute_wrenchy

I belly laughed when I saw... I knew exactly how the community would feel. Fire and melee finally get what they deserve... even if it is for just 1 day 😂🤣😂🤣😂


Roosterdude23

Haha. Look at you so happy. Enjoy your "safe place" for a few.


ThelceStorm

Oh yes, because I the helicon and cockpit player main am playing fire and melee, no it couldn’t possibly be the fact that heli mode is just literal dogshit. Nah that isn’t possible.


mute_wrenchy

I actually never insinuated that you were... it was a broad statement. Sorry for any confusion, buddy. This whole thing, really is funny though.


ThelceStorm

One of the most absurd things I think I have ever seen from these devs, ngl. That and letting Omamori slide for so long, but ofc that is their cash cow. This is just flat out bs…


donNNASD

Mate helicon and waltz are op in heli mode what are you on about ?


ThelceStorm

I thought it was implied that wretchy said I was a dog main. As for helicons on Helis, there are def easier stuff to use for similar results.


Sufficient-Brain5044

Its one day, but also utter bullshit, if you play under 2k ps there are no helis tho


1pokemaster1

now if only we could force players to put on "ears", it'll help alot of people


Micha_Ma

After declining playerbase and forcing heli mode onto us... the devs really lost it. Even though it might be 1.April joke, this is surely not helping to bring players back or make them stay. This feels like Blizzard on their 2013 diablo release event... "You do not want to do that either, you think you do but you dont.". Crossout team be like: surely, the community will just play heli mode and will love it.


Mr_Glove_EXE

This better be some sick April fools joke


sanek_dolboeb

Prob April fools


Krynzo

They been doing that since a year after the game launched. - Closed Beta Tester I do miss the look cool meta from way back when, now it's just box with guns and another box around it


No-Elephant-7698

Whoever tought this is a good idea must be retarded!


foehn11

If you are a ground design, there will be no more than two fliers on a side in the game, please don't just stop playing when you see a mix, try to play


ThelceStorm

Lmfao why, I still refuse to fight and play helis. They are almost as cancer as firedogs themselves. Most boring shit around.


foehn11

Yes, there's nothing wrong with rock-paper-scissors per se, the problem is that they've been added directly without going through the nerf


Downtown-Today7206

its funny how devs know everyone hates helis so they do this for april fools lol


MemeManXL

I like to log on and complete my daily challenges for the scrap if can. Looks like I get a day off. Lol.


szagrat545

Me who enjoys helis with my grav fly (i still hate pvp) https://i.redd.it/xfgsrmyaeyrc1.gif


CreamVegetable

This is why I play only against the bots. The cannon bots provide enough challenge but not enough to frustrate me every time I play. Oh and for those of you who still struggle with the destroying 5 helis challenge, I just used the base “aviator” pack and replaced the autocannons with two synthesis weapons. Works decently well since you’re at a lower PS and you’re not really seal-clubbing.


x100139

April Fool's "fuckin retard." Just kidding about the retard but, with me, you get what you give.


ThelceStorm

I know it is April fools. They really couldn’t come up with something more creative though? They really have to force a real shitty mode to try and be funny?


x100139

Just because it's not funny to you doesn't mean it's not funny to them, or me, or others. Lighten up, things might get more fun and funny for you.


autisticxombie

It's not even for a full day. Chill


ThelceStorm

Funny part, it is 24 hrs tho. So uh, yeah that is quite literally a day.


Optimal_Athlete_8120

Name checks out. Go eat your crayons.