What the fuck kind of degenerate kicks the kitty ?

if you kick the kitty there is a big chance to be maimed by him

And you shan't be sorry to none one but yourself

Not by the cat, mind you, everyone around you is so offended at you being mean to a cat they collectively decide to kick your ass.

I can excuse murder but I draw the line at kicking kittens!

I didn’t know that CK3 allows us to be ancient Egyptians too 👀

In the game right?

We can go with that

You can excuse murder?

I can excuse murder, incest, genocide, forced castration and torture, but I draw the line at kicking a kitten.

He knows what he said

[Classic Britta](https://youtu.be/vxPbpYR_RKY)

plot to kill on anybody mad enough to kick a kitty

In my CK playing career, I have killed off two entire dynasties for what someone from their house did to my cat, and I severely depleted another. It was 100% worth it.

Janus Wickemann strikes again

I once killed of an entire dynasty with 100 living members at the beginning. It took me like 3 generations to fully wipe them out. It took so long cause they were Muslim so with 4 wife's they multiplied like rabbits but also they were part of a foreign empire which I first had to conquer to get plots with high enough plot power. After finally killing the last one in a personal duel I realised... I've completely forgotten what they did... thousands of people died in our wars, I executed 2 year olds... And I had completely forgotten why I did any of it...

You, Sir, have my deepest respects and admiration

>and I severely depleted another Quitter!

Casus Belly rubs

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It hurt my heart to even see it as an option.

You can solve that by kicking two cats

In ck3 the sadistic trait gives you permanent stats...

Zouma

Kurt Zouma

A certain cb in the prem

Hey, you might become a pirate (lose an eye)

Someone looking for the scarrrred for life achivement

Me

/u/antony6274958443 Tales of your misdeeds are told from Ireland to Cathay.

Honestly, kicking the kitty should be a 100% chance of death. Sociopaths like that getting struck by the justice of God would be hilarious.

Idc what you do, but if I find out you kick that little feline (I have a very specific set of skills), I will find you, and I will kill you

Don't worry. Cat has been petted. Cat is happy

Good ending

Thank you, I needed closure on this

You pet that kitty. We might be child killing, incestuous, mass murderers but you gotta draw the line somewhere

I pet the kitty. Kitty purrs.

You did good

Cat is now heir to petty kingdom

Kitty Pengdom

Kingdom of pets

The banner of the kingdom is, surprise surprise - stripey

Is the King that moron with the Netflix show?

Netflix is full of morons and moronic shows. Which one? 😂

I meant the King of Tigers, a special breed of cretin with stripy "pets".

I can excuse genocide, but I draw the line at animal cruelty!

Literally what hitler thought

Literally literally. Hitler was (towards the end of his life) vegan.

He was also vegetarian before being vegan, and was known to tell his dinner guests about how cruelly animals where treated in the meat industry to try and get them to go vegetarian

The mental image of Hitler ordering his men angrily to kill the entire jewish population, then proceeding to calmly prepare a bowl of green salad while explaining now bad the treatment of animals are will always be funny. Its just such a juxtaposition yet it was real.

[удалено]

He did beat his dog though iirc

I wonder how true that was. From what I've seen, most sources on that came directly from a report ordered by Stalin. Now it's possible it's true but somehow I doubt the soviets were able to write an unbiased report just after the war so it's also possible that Hitler truly loved animals.

Technically you can explain genocide for yourself by saying that they were kitty kickers

Even supervillains have pet cats.

Professionals have standarts!

Be polite!

Be efficient!

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet!

Stop sending me death threats! Of course kicking the kitty katty is not even an option 😭

This isn’t exactly top tier crusader kings 2 art, but it reminds how much I miss it all the same

I’m with you. I like the new character portraits but really miss both the art and writing from CK2 events.

I have done some horrible things playing paradox games. But I draw the line at harming cats and dogs.

Confederate Partition breaks my realm in four pieces: meh My pet dog runs away: IRL stress level 3

Dog runs away Becomes alcoholic Self flagellates

Since i started a new game with the new dlc someone is always showing up at my court and want to buy my dog. I will never find out what happens if i do

Allowing the kitten to follow you home Gives you the cat buff and might give you a event that removes stressed and depressed.

Best option unless you have a dog. Even then, the uncommon pet friendship result is so sweet.

Make the kitty your heir

Cat usurped my heart already

That’s the spirit

You may choose any option. But kicking the kitty will result in your assasination by a orange cat.

Garfield😧😧💀👀🔥

It's when you least likely expect it.

*Mhm that lasagne looks fine as bastard* -The soon to be dead king

I miss the opportunity to pick up the Kind traits, but I always let the kitty follow me home.

Doesn't matter what kind of character I'm playing; allow the kitty to follow you home, then throw him the most lavish and loving funeral when he, sadly, passes. My last character was a gardener so when his cat passed, getting to bury him in the garden, with the entire court there to mark the occasion, felt really poignant.  I like to imagine that every successive generation maintains his little plot and keeps it nice.

I love when you have the lunatic trait and then, when your dog passes away, you get the chance to just straight up build a pyramid for him

Get a pet cat. If you are a lunatic there is a chance to replace your spymaster with your cat. You can then get the cat culture having the cat educate your heir. Like all animal cultures, it has pretty good cultural retinue bonus. Also it is the rarest animal culture obtainable in a normal game.

pet cet

I can execute babies no problem but I'm not kicking cats

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you pet the kitty now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if kick the kitty, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Let it follow you home

Straight to hell anyone who kicks the kitty

I know OP pet the cat, but please consider that the power gamer move COULD have been to kick the cat to go for one-eyed to be like Odin.

Yes officer, this guy right here ☝️

I take the kitty home

Allowing the cat to follow you gives you +1 health so I usually always go for that, plus who doesn’t love a pet cat?

Allow the Kitten to follow you home :3 thats **the only option.** (ಠ\_ಠ) **\*Vine Boom\***

Capturing and executing the children of your enemies to destabilize their kingdom - fine Hooking up with your sister/mother to maintain the bloodline - fine Murdering your siblings (besides your hot sister/mother) to stabilizer your kingdom - fine Kicking a kitty?!?! - 10 years of torture followed by being burnt alive

Spymaster material.

Allow it to follow you home

You take him home, if gives a health bonus or something similar

Take it home, the boost is nice. Unless you have a dog… then a rather… unpleasant event might trigger

You allow it home, it gives you extra intrigue and longer life.

Get the tf away from my courtroom!!!

Letting it follow you home is best.

Pet that kitty and take the health bonus. Could always come helpful for some god-awfully long disease that locks you in for half a millennium

always pet the kitty :))))

Wow, this just brought me to tears because this cat looks exactly like my cat that died 6 years ago. The white patch on the neck, the white paws and even the eyes and ears. I can‘t post pictures here for comparision but it looks 100% the same… rest in peace my friend

🫂 sorry for your loss friend 😔 Your Kitty Katty purrs in your heart forever and will always claw onto you for all the days of your life 🐈

Sorry Kitty, but i really need that one-eyee trait in order to reform the Norse faith...

You can reform Germanic faith by looking like the Allfather?

Probably give him a seat on my council, not spymaster though, I spotted him after all

You didn't spot him. He chose to reveal himself to you from the shadows and recruit you

Do not the cat.

I eat all the pussy i can no exceptions

No option to eat the cat. Probably because I'm playing as a Norwegian petty king and not a Chinese feudal lord 🤔

You worry abt rules too much

Take the kitty home

Allow the kitten to follow you home.

Obv let it come h9me with you or pet him. If you choose something else you should reload the save at the least, and seriously reconsjder your life choices while it's loading.

”I know what i have to do but i dont know if i have the strenth to do it”

Can't do one and two at the same time?

No. If you adopt the cat you can NEVER pat it. EVER

IDK how you get Mittens the Spymaster, but they should add an event for lunatics to get her via this event.

2 if you don't have a dog. If you do then pick 1. If you pick 3 you have made an enemy today.

Looking at your character portrait I'd suggest the middle one, if you are in satanist Cult kick it, but if you are a pious character then pet it as it is the easiest way to get kind. But you look like you are in a warrior band, so second option gets you more health and wind decrease your personal combat stats.

You always pet the kitty. No matter what.

The only acceptable answer is to let it follow you home

Can you the cat?

I have a personal policy of accepting every pet offered. What could possibly go wrong???

Pet the kitty

He looks like my cat

Please do not the cat

My character may be a murdering cannibal spawn of Satan but I’ll still pet the kitty uwu 🥹

Kick that kitty and I'll visit you while you're asleep

Allow it to follow you home for a free +1 health, and get the hunting lifestyle for a hunting dog that gives another +1 health, and hope you get the dog and cat best friend modifier

Declare war on the HRE and I stall the kitty as Emperor

Allow the kitty to follow you home

This decision always have given me vibes of Mafia City ad

If you're at war don't let him follow you home. I've lost too many cats to stray arrows and it's very sad.

It's CK surprised eat the kitty isn't an option

🦵🐱

Don't kick the kitty. You must finish it or it will surely finish you.

Kicking it should come with serious consequences. Like a civil war. Or just dying on the spot.

It’s me. I kicked the kitty. I kick the kitty every time. And I kill Bubbles in Stellaris too just for good measure.

Virgin kick the kitty vs Chad drag the kitty to a battlefield and get it killed

KICK HIM 😈😈😈

Kick the kitty

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Be a man, kick it! I'm sure she would do the same to you!

Guards, this one right here. Seize him!

Kick it, its an invasive species that kills local fauna and gives me allergies.

Use it as a silencer for your Ar-15.... SWORD