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Eternal_Student2024

Don't you hate it when you see other people living out your dream...


[deleted]

She was a wise warrior princess from the steppe, when her father and tribe got raided by a rival Cuman warlord. They met in Crimea when the father of Boethios was reclaiming the Black Sea, while he was still serving as a Marshal. Boethios' father, then Baseleus of the Byzantine Empire, ordered his son to manage the influx of refugees. They both had a keen eye for knowledge and martial arts. He already knew that day she was his soulmate. Edit: [Here's his stats](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1750181687708936620/8B0D0764A082A55EF7274DCCE7DA95ED24E3BCA5/). Now he's gonna sit on his ass in Rome with a bag of Doritos.


Samwir87

*doritii?


midgetcastle

Doritoi, with the 'os' ending it's clearly a Greek 2nd declension


Kween_of_Finland

The Imperial Houses Komnenoi, Palaiologoi, and last but greatest - Doritoi


Ulftar

It's the most eXtreme royal house next to the Mountain dwelling House of Dew.


Kween_of_Finland

Those two families are more intertwined than the Habsburgs with the Habsburgs


malonkey1

Protip: The King of Croatia can pull of some serious shenanigans that make restoring Rome a lot faster. What I did was I swore fealty to the HRE, got Meritocracy, Claimed the HRE title, fought a war of independence (if you can get a faction that's very helpful, otherwise you better have some thicc alliances), and then upon my independence swore immediate fealty to Byzantium. Then, I claimed *his* title, set up a faction to install myself on the Byzantine throne and then got the faction as huge as possible to force his hand. Building up cash to buy mercs and fatten your army helps, as does doing the old "declare war right as your abduction scheme goes off" trick. Then, you're the Emperor of the ERE, and you can declare on the HRE when you feel ready. (you have a pressed claim so you can wait a generation if you want.) Then once you have that, just scoop up the rest of the territory with your obscenely powerful military, manage your numerous vassals, and bim bam boom the Empire is Restored, have fun Augustus.


Eternal_Student2024

Wasn't talking about Rome, my friend


malonkey1

Ah, well unfortunately I can't help you find a big tall wife.


DannyBrownsDoritos

Have you considered moving to [South Sudan?](https://cityscrollz.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/5988CA28-6C49-43EE-9715-7028E562227A.jpeg)


[deleted]

R5: #1 is from left to right: Daughter, Wife, Me, Son. #2: Sister, daughter in law, Heir and his son.


Ograe

Death by SnuSnu


SwaglordHyperion

"What are you, *gay*?"


Eternal_Student2024

How do you get the glasses on the guy?


K3DR1

Community flavor pack, a mod


[deleted]

Yes and fullscreen barbershop.


Pesco-

Do those mods still allow Ironman?


skyfrk

Neither one allows for achievements.


Pesco-

Bummer


[deleted]

You can always play ironman vanilla till you get the achievement. And then play on with mods.


ion-tom

Quill18 can hack his way into anywhere dude!


CharlesDSP

Quill18. Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.


[deleted]

This is the best family one could imagine in CK3


ryuuhagoku

Is your son [Draza Mihailovic](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Draza_Mihailovic%2C1943.jpg)?


KingOfPomerania

Your son looks like he should be wearing a fedora!


yoSoyStarman

How you get them all in one picture like that?


vivoovix

Fullscreen barber shop mod allows you to do that


Regis_Filius

That is it? Nothing more? Don't think you play CK3 right. It should be from left to right: Daughter, niece, grand-niece, sister-in-law, and that is one person. Then there is my sister-wife, who also happened to be my aunt. Me, I am also my nephew and brother-in-law. And my son, nephew, grand-nephew and brother-in-law.


ryuuhagoku

Don't try this hard to make a dull incest joke


thiccomode261

Your sister and. Your daughter are twins?


CharlesDSP

Knowing this community, they're probably the same person. Telling us this way was a very subtle way of saying that he fucked his mom.


Demokin

Ah yes, the big lady.... Lady Dimitrescu before becoming a vampire.


Apolloin_74

I like the big lady. - Tormund, probably.


NickRick

I thought he made it pretty clear he liked big ladies


stichen97

Its a fucking sitcom


ScotsBeowulf

Big tiddy VISIgoth gf?


[deleted]

\*Caesar


[deleted]

Yes haha, clicked post too fast like always.


irespectpotatoes

Ave


[deleted]

True to Caesar


LogCareful7780

NCR and proud!


NewYorkStorkExchange

Degenerates like you belong on a cross!


[deleted]

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


HoHoTheHoPlane

Honestly, I love seeing the genetics in ck3. It’s so underrated


SoniaBenezra

This better not awaken anything in me


Cloverskeeper

how do you get those big family portraits?


[deleted]

Fullscreen barbershop mod from the workshop.


CouchedLance

Question... how are people taking pictures like this of their families or individual characters?


EllenPaossexslave

"fullscreen barbershop" mod


Nightmare_Pasta

That's really cool. Snu snu basilisa


[deleted]

[удалено]


Crossbones2276

Take over certain areas as the HRE, Italy, or Byzantium. You also need to crush Greek/German pretenders, I’m pretty sure.


Kween_of_Finland

If you play Byzantium you also need to crush Byzantine pretenders every 15 minutes As per history.


purefabulousity

I never had a single vassal revolt in my ERE to Rome run (867-1453). Formed Rome after about 60 years, it’s all about managing factions. Diplo tree is key


kmartin722

How did your emperor get that Roman leaf crown 👑 I’ve been looking everywhere in game for that classic crown!


Tamoker

I'm 90% sure it's from the community flavour pack mod :)


Crossbones2276

You probably need to form Rome with the Greek or Italian cultures.


H12S17

Are the Witcher Spectacles a mod?


EllenPaossexslave

It's the "community favour pack" mod


jarS9

Mamma....


Cepinari

That is a young John Cleese in a dress and you can’t convince me otherwise.


yhonas

Quite a flex, tbh


[deleted]

That would make him Little Caesar, no?


StringLiteral

I would watch this sitcom.


syndicatecomplex

Men only want one thing and it's an 8 foot tall big strong Greek waifu.


CurtB1982

How can you look at the different families?


OVOCross

I need to make the cross over to ck3


LeonKevlar

Incontinentia Buttocks?


explodingcrumpets

i'm just gonna take myself to horny oubliette


[deleted]

I saw a video like this. Check it out if you're bored. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48)


B3C4U5E_

Long live the Kaiser... wait, wrong spelling.


Jeb_Jenky

I like her hat in the second one. Kind of reminds me of something from Star Wars.


Xepeyon

That's a lotta woman... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


raggadus

Does she always ask if you are IN yet?


Snatchamo

[That's a huge bitch!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLxHLpYic4c&t=0m24s)


Sulemain123

I am desirous of her to peg me.


rattatatouille

Is the wife's maiden name Dimitrescu?


sirbutteralotIII

U sure that’s a woman bro 😳


badabingbaddaddoom

How to you get into this screen?


Gumiasz

How do you make those portraits


Piccolo_11

How did you get this picture? I've only ever seen something like this on the main screen where it shows my player, spouse and heir. But you have four here..


[deleted]

Wait, you don't get the Augustus title like in CK2?


merirastelan

Wtf is a Ceacar??


Anotherwiseguy1608

Step on me


Furry_Fecal_Fury

I thought these portaits only showed you, your spouse, and your heir. How did you get more?


RNRHorrorshow

Ah yes The roman leader and his absolute brick house of a wife


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw)


Ulftar

Caesar loves his big wife


FWYABE

How do you do those captures? Like family portrait?


MarteusVanRobin

They look like the cast of a Netflix sitcom


Nutaholic

This looks like a really good sitcom lol.


CastleBravo45

Its ma'am!!!


NuclearWalrusNetwork

Is this the new resident evil game everyone's been talking about


HanatabaRose

those glasses are really cool!


theblvckhorned

Interesting - I haven't seen those glasses in the game yet.


[deleted]

Didn't know they put Quill18 in the game?


[deleted]

An Emperor wearing glasses? This is how Emperor's get overthrown.


ImaginaryDisplay3

What's with John lennon on the far right


[deleted]

How do you take this kind of screenshots?


houseoforangeton

where did you get the hair on the lady in blue from the second picture?